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Quote #0

<AAA^> picture this:
<AAA^> Willy on Wheels and Jimbo Wales both come into this channel
<AAA^> What do you think would happen?
<Sethant3> AAA^: Willy on Wales, of course.


Quote #1

 <DavidGerard> yes, it's suddenly fixed
 <DavidGerard> I still blame UFOs
    <MykReeve> when all other explanations fall short, that's all we have left.
 <FennecFoxen> unidentified floating-point objects?
 <DavidGerard> FennecFoxen: IT'S THE ALIENS. THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE QUEERS.
 <FennecFoxen> and with Intel math coprocessors, I'm sure...
    <MykReeve> and the science people.
        <dori> MykReeve: how dare you disregard the gremlin connection
 <DavidGerard> the science BIGOT TROLLS!!!1!!!2@!!!!!
 <DavidGerard> Just thought you would like to know.
    <MykReeve> This chat is now part of the series
               [[:Category:Alternative medicine]]. Just thought you would like
               to know.
 <FennecFoxen> MykReeve, the neutrality of this chat is disputed.
 <Snowspinner> Fennec: This chat has been listed on Votes for Deletion.
 <DavidGerard> I WILL REVERT THIS CHANNEL EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY, EVERY WEEK AND
               EVERY YEAR!!!1!@!@@@!!@!@22!@!!!!
      <Angela> delete, non-notable chat ~~~~
 <DavidGerard> rv edit of David Gerard to last version by David Gerard
 <Snowspinner> delete, patent nonsense. ~~~~
    <MykReeve> #redirect #wikipedians
 <FennecFoxen> Delete: self-referential. -~~~~
 <DavidGerard> YOUR WIKIPOLICE JACKBOOTS WILL NEVER STOP THE POSTING
               OF THE TRUE NPOV VIEW!!@@!!
               --> Brisby (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has joined #wikipedia
      <Brisby> Keep. He is my Prophet. He will save the world. - ~~~~
               <-- Brisby (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has left #wikipedia
      <Angela> * sockpuppet. ~~~~
      <Cyrius> * personal research. -- ~~~~
               --> CoolDude (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has joined #wikipedia
        <dori> * no google hits. ~~~~
 <Snowspinner> This should have been a candidate for speedy deletion.
    <SethIlys> * Pointless. -- ~~~~
    <CoolDude> This is not CoolDude; CoolDude will vandalize on. - ~~~~
               --- Snowspinner is now known as Shawn_Mikula
               <-- CoolDude (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has left #wikipedia
                   ("not CoolDude")
<Shawn_Mikula> I request this chat be undeleted.
               --- Shawn_Mikula is now known as Snowspinner
         <tom> This is a featured channel candidate!
    <Gentgeen> I object, the channel does not follow the MoS
 <FennecFoxen> * We are RFC 2182 compliant; what more do you want? - ~~~~
 <FennecFoxen> or is it 2812?
 <Snowspinner> tom - has it gone through chat of the week?
 <Snowspinner> I object, the channel does not adequately note that 
               homosexuality is deviant and evil.



Quote #2

      <Homer> whats the difference between an ipod and an mp3??!!
 <BorgHunter> iPods are expensive. MP3s are free unless the RIAA catches you.



Quote #3

* Raul654 wonders where the new copy of the signpost is
<pakaran> Raul654, did you forget to buy a subscription for this year?  ;)


Quote #4

<natalinasmpf> what is it with the Indian nationalists hitting [[Pakistan]]?
<Demi> natalinasmpf - They made a move through [[Talk:Kashmir]] first?


Quote #5

<Rdsmith4> "The world awaits the poet who can successfully rhyme 'firkin',
           'merkin', and 'gherkin'."
  <JamesF> Rdsmith4> Give me a moment.
  <JamesF> There was an old seller of merkins,
  <JamesF> Who oft quaffed his ale in the firkins,
  <JamesF> Was found in the gutter,
  <JamesF> They often did mutter,
  <JamesF> Lewdly clothed, and munching on gherkins!
<Rdsmith4> JamesF: beautiful!



Quote #6

<qwerty> Excuse me, jwales, how did you come up with the idea of Nupedia?
<jwales> Well, I was smoking crack with my grandmother, you see, and we wanted
         to know the chemical formula for dynamite, and... 
<jwales> Then, my grandmother pulled out the PCP, and my grandfather walked in
         with the shotgun, and we thought... 



Quote #7

< SpumDiddy> I want to be robbed of my cash and livelihood
< SpumDiddy> say, where's the nearest Scientology center


Quote #8

<jwales> *hugs* to everyone 
* MessedRocker is a bit creeped out about being hugged by a 40 year old man 
<Essjay> MessedRocker: Don't be creeped out that he's 40, be creeped out that
         he's a pornographer...He may have just shot video down your pants ;-)
<jwales> a friend of mine does that 


Quote #9

<jwales> tomorrow I'm taking angela to disney world's magic kingdom 
<jwales> we're going to kidnap goofy until mickey agrees to enter the public
         domain 


Quote #10

* sean_black is depressed at his lack of cookies 
* karmafist reminds sean black that anger doesn't help anything and to just
  smile and laugh at all of this until people regaing their sanity.
* Wikiacc gives sean_black a cookie 
* sean_black eats said cookie 
* FreplySpang passes sean_black the pan of brownies 
* sannse gives sean_black a lithium shaped cookie 
* Aranda56 wants a cookie 
* sannse is out of cookies 
* karmafist bakes some more cookies for sannse    
* mindspillage buys cookies ( you really don't want me to make them). 
* sean_black laughs maniacally at his vast cookie empire 
* Aranda56 makes brownies 
<sannse> mmm.... fresh baked cookies 


Quote #11

<Raul654> I invited hte NY Times and the Washington post to the meetup. Did I
          miss any good ones?
<Raul654> Wired? PC World? Biker Bitches Weekly?


Quote #12

(During a discussion of putting photos of household items on Commons:)
<Ant2> you know which item I found yesteday ?  
<Ant2> an electric device, which appears like a gode 
<Submarine> Ant2, s/gode/dildo/ 
<Submarine> Ant2, consider making a photo and putting it on commons 
<Ant2> might 
* Essjay will not be photoshopping that particular "household item"
into photos of mindspillage 
* sean_black has dirty thoughts.      O_O 
<Submarine> Ant2, do you have a tripod? 
* Essjay strongly considers leaving the channel 
<Submarine> or a desk lamp? 
* Essjay is very concerned over what kind of perversions Submarine
would like Anthere to particpate in 
<Submarine> you can get very good results by putting sheets of white
paper on a desk and lighting the object with a lamp 
<Submarine> then take the photo 
* Essjay breathes an enormous sigh of relief  
* Essjay was having difficulty determining exactly what sexual
practice required a dildo *with a cord*, a tripod, and a desk lamp 
<Submarine> Essjay, I'm not THAT kinky. 
<Essjay> Well if you had suggested she rent a llama, I was going to
call the French Embassy and complain 
<Submarine> Essjay, Alas, all this is legal in France. 
<Submarine> except perhaps the llama 
<Submarine> I suspect it's illegal to keep farm animals in an apartment. 


Quote #13

<silsor> I somehow misread [[Category:User sax|Mindspillage]] as "sex marathon" 
         while clicking another link 
<silsor> had to go back for a double take 



Quote #14

       <Homer> lets change the subject
<@Snowspinner> Homer - I think that would be a great idea.
       <Homer> like why do people crap in urinals
<@Snowspinner> I completely take that back.



Quote #15

<jwales> There are people who have good sense.  There are idiots.  A consensus 
         of idiots does not override good sense.  Wikipedia is not a democracy.



Quote #16

<Essjay> I'd have my mob connections put a hit on them, but I'm in the gay 
         mafia
<Essjay> Occasionally we make people sleep with the fishes
<Essjay> It's the gay mafia, so it's trout amandine with lemon butter & capers
<Amgine> Ah! You have a fairy Godfather!
<Essjay> Don Queerlione
<Essjay> It's La Homo Nostra


Quote #17

<Submarine> yeah and it's not easy to summon lawyers 
<Submarine> this means they're high-level characters 
<Submarine> sometimes it backfires when you draw your pentacle 
<Submarine> and instead of getting a lawyer you get some kind of horny rabbit 
            who jumps everywhere shouting "roumaaaaaine" 


Quote #18

<dannyisme> i am your firend
<dannyisme> i like you
* Essjay hugs dannyisme
<dannyisme> NO HUGGING!
<dannyisme> this is purely platonic
<Linuxbeak> lol
* Essjay adds dannyisme to [[User:Essjay/WikiFriends[[
<Essjay> Platonic, huh?
<dannyisme> not as in Meno
* Essjay consults [[List of bondage positions]] for more "platonic" options
<Linuxbeak> ooooff
--> jwales (n=jwales@wikipedia/Jimbo-Wales) has joined #wikimedia
<-- spacebirdy has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.68.5.1 [Firefox 1.5/undefined]")
<Linuxbeak> quick! don't let him get away!
* Linuxbeak casts a net around jwales 
* Essjay quickly consults [[List of bondage positions]] again to assist
  Linuxbeak
<Linuxbeak> O_O
<Pathoschild> o_o



Quote #19

[12:10] * HAH has joined #wikipedia
[12:10] <HAH> Stop ban please
[12:10] <Linuxbeak> HAH: stop troll please



Quote #20

<user_tznkai> God_of_War: So you're telling me that you're going out of your
              way to find me on IRC, to pick a fight with me, for your
              enjoyment, over something that happened on wikipedia, yes?
 <God_of_War> umm yep
   * ChanServ sets mode: +o Raul654
    * Raul654 sets mode: +o user_tznkai
    * Raul654 sets mode: -o Raul654
<user_tznkai> hrmm.
 <sean_black> user_tznkai: Do not feed
<user_tznkai> evidently I don't have too.
 <God_of_War> on irc I can say what I want to
    <Raul654> FINISH HIM!
 * God_of_War was kicked by user_tznkai (user_tznkai)
    <Raul654> FATALITY



Quote #21

From #wikimedia
     <karynn> moo
       <_sj_> (hoom)
     <Amgine> <hom>
 <sean_black> /whom?
     <Amgine> Om
       <ABCD> Um
 <sean_black> Er
     <Amgine> eh?
 <sean_black> Wha?
       <ABCD> Huh?
     <Amgine> hah!
 <sean_black> Who?
       <ABCD> You!
 <sean_black> Hee!
       <ABCD> Ha!
     <Amgine> ?!?
 <sean_black> Ho!
       <ABCD> hum
 <sean_black> herm
     <Amgine> hummina
 <sean_black> harummph
<Pathoschild> At some point, Essjay told me this is where the important
              discussions took place. :)



Quote #22

<AdamBishop> "The Hebrew Bible (or Old Testement) encourages mammary 
             intercourse in Proverbs 5:19."
<AdamBishop> dammit. That's not what that says.
    <silsor> which is that, the one about taking pleasure in the breasts of 
             the wife of your youth?
<AdamBishop> it's on [[Mammary intercourse]]
<AdamBishop> and Proverbs says "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant 
             roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times;  and be thou 
             ravished always with her love."
<AdamBishop> I'm pretty sure the original does not have the Biblical Hebrew 
             phrase for titty fucking



Quote #23

  <Raul654> [[Adriaen van der Donck]] <-- best last name ever
  <Raul654> it sounds like sexual slang
<Mark_Ryan> Donck because it rhymes with 'bonk'?
   <Friday> #REDIRECT [[Sexyal slang]]
  <Raul654> OH NO SEXYAL SLANG
  <Raul654> MY VIRGIN EARS ARE BLEEDING
   <Friday> that only happens the first time, dont worry



Quote #24

<westfall> i got a question... is there some plan to pay for
           the rising costs of maintaining Wikipedia? surely 
           fundraisers can't alone can't support WP
    <Oddi> I suggest selling "The Ladies of Wikipedia" calenders.



Quote #25

<onfire4christ> how do you identify GNAA members?
       <silsor> by their distinctive dark skin
<onfire4christ> really?
      <Raul654> oh snap
     <Chairboy> ha ha ha


Quote #26

   <Babajimbo> Phroziac, you are a girl?
<mindspillage> Girls shave too, Raul654...
    <Phroziac> Babajimbo: yeh
     <Raul654> I was just having a brain fart for a moment
   <Babajimbo> I can't keep genders straight in here.
        <Demi> Babajimbo - "straight". No you darn well can't.


Quote #27

* Morven did a search for david gerard in my gmail boxes and got '1 to 20 of 
  hundreds'.  So damn many postings even a COMPUTER doesn't wanna count them, 
  david ;)



Quote #28

    [... on Wikimedia UK ...]
<jwales> oh that meeting I came to was a real party
<jwales> 4 hours locked in a room going line by line through a very
tedious document
<jwales> so yeah, get wikipedians into a room to discuss bylaws
<jwales> :)
<jwales> I sat through it when the Germans did it
<jwales> that was better
<jwales> for two reasons
<fuddlemark> it would be interesting to see the agreement submitted,
only to have the last vestiges of vandalism left in
<jwales> 1. we did it at 3am in a room lit mostly by blacklights and
computer screens, with volumes of smoke and weird german techno music
<jwales> 2. it was all in german, and at that time I didn't understand
a word of German, so I didn't actually have to think about it
<fuddlemark> "Charitable purpose: For the advancement of knowledge and
open poop content"


Quote #29

<jwales> I just realized that no one can actually understand anything
about wikipedia until they read [[m:bash]]
<Morven> As a self-reference, of course, that should be quoted on [[m:bash]].



Quote #30

<Babajobu> Sex is so 90s
<Dawson> Sex was 80s. Wearing pants so big you can't have sex was 90s.


Quote #31

<Tony_Sidaway> girlcotting is like boycotting, except you don't actually pull 
out, you just wiggle it about a bit.


Quote #32

<Drini> :P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P
        :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P 
        :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P
        :P :P
<Drini> HAHAHAHA
<Drini> ZOMG!!
<Drini> I hacked your channel!!
<Drini> anyone can type!!!



Quote #33

<Amgine> : Didn't someone say it was an open meeting?
<Xirzon> : Amgine: open doesn't mean you have to invite everyone to join, 
unless you're ready to moderate rather strictly


Quote #34

<Essjay> tawker: Actually, wikipedia does have some porn-esque pictures 
<tawker> wheres the policy on that 
<KnowledgeOfSelf> First article that comes to mind is [[Penis]] 
<Shanel> our favourite vandal target 
<Essjay> KOS: [[Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg]] was my first thought (WARNING: NOT
         WORKPLACE SAFE!!!!!!) 
<freakofnurture> note to self, tell chat client stop beeping on mention of
                 "autofellatio"



Quote #35

<ambi2> these userboxen are informative.
<ambi2> i just found that *another* user i previously respected is a
        right-wing asshole.



Quote #36

<Tony_Sidaway> "WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?" nearly always translates to "WHY DO
               YOU HATE PEOPLE COMING AND SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER YOUR LIVING
               ROOM?"



Quote #37

In response to the servers going down:
<poningru> wait did we get onwd by the muslim fanatics? 
<Essjay> poningru: I believe we've been hax0red and pwnd :-p 
<Spum> They jihaded the server :-( 



Quote #38

<Tony_Sidaway> If I had a choice of profession, it would be a washable reusable
               talking sex doll.



Quote #39

<robchurch> Don't put words in my mouth.
<robchurch> Unless those words are, "umm, userboxes hurt the servers. Every
            time you create a userbox, you make brion cry"



Quote #40

* (Valentine's Day 2006, midday UTC)
* JoanneB will try to invite her bf to the channel tonight
<Celestianpower> JoanneB: lol
<Ali_K> lol
<freakofnurture> probably named "MikeD" or something
<Ali_K> roffl
<freakofnurture> am i right?
<Ali_K> ok, im on the floor now
<JoanneB> freakofnurture: my bf? 
* JoanneB is not getting it
* Ali_K is still laughing
<freakofnurture> [[Mike D]]
<JoanneB> right.... :-)


Quote #41

<Margana> what are Lupin's popups?
<fuddlemark> Margana: we don't talk about that much
<fuddlemark> Margana: it's a personal issue between Lupin and his missus


Quote #42

(following a discussion on wikipedia timekeeping...)
<sean_black> We should get rid of time. It's too confusing.
<sean_black> Stupid time.
<sean_black> It's always passing, and stuff.


Quote #43

<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> can't understand why I can't edit Hitler!


Quote #44

<nsh> why's angela never on irc anymore?
<Raul654> Nsh - hiding from the unwashed masses
<Raul654> (e.g, all of you)


Quote #45

<Raul654> Rob & Wirelain -
          http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/18/064208
<Raul654> Jimbo will be the first one taken away
<Raul654> So Angela gets promoted to Jimbo
<Raul654> and Mav gets promoted to Angela
<sean_black> Raul654: Angela has to grow a beard?
<Raul654> Sean - we'll have to play that one by ear


Quote #46

<SethIlys> Raul654: I had an argument with a friend of mine; he didn't 
           believe that there are many people who actually wish harm and 
           suffering upon other people.
<Raul654> Seth - obviously he has never met a raiders fan


Quote #47

<SushiGeek> 2,129 edits and I wonder why the hell I still do it.
<Dmcdevit> SushiGeek, pizza puff.
<sean_black> Damn straight.


Quote #48

     <karynn> DELETE ALL IDIOTS
     * sannse deletes herself
<Pathoschild> karynn: I hesitate to start deleting swathes of Wikipedia's
              contributors.



Quote #49

<TimStarling> sq3 is down
<TimStarling> sq9 is down because I killed it



Quote #50

<nsh> what the hell is ED?
<nsh> encylopedia dramatica
<Phroziac> nsh: encyclopaedia dramatica
<Raul654> Nsh - erectile dysfunction
<nsh> yeah
<nsh> what is it?
<Raul654> Nsh - when your peepee doesn't work
<nsh> like some sort of uncyc thing?
<nsh> shhh, Raul654 :-)



Quote #51

* Raul654 is a fisher of men 
* Raul654 goes dynamite fishing for men
* Guanaco has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
<Raul654> That's one!



Quote #52

<jwales> Adam is right.
<jwales> We did have to walk uphill in the snow.
<jwales> If you read my bio in Wikipedia, you'll see that in the early days we
         had to walk uphill in mountains of porn while secretly plotting to
         demote Larry Sanger.
<jwales> Now of course, things are much easier, as I travel the world on the
         Wikimedia Foundations "Travel" budget (note the scare quotes,
         suggesting that it isn't _really_ a travel budget after all).
<Dragonfly6-7> you just sit in a room while your assistants hold up posters of
               different exotic locations around you
<Dragonfly6-7> and (seeing as how the GFDL has rotted your brain)
<jwales> Of course, under "Other Activities" we do have our priorities right: a
         mailing list I ran in college is clearly more important than being a
         Harvard fellow.
<Dragonfly6-7> you are deceived into thinking you are in the exotic locations
<Dragonfly6-7> or something like that.
<jwales> This bit is amusing: "He is protective about his personal life, and
         his interests and hobbies outside of Wikipedia and the Wikimedia
         Foundation are mostly unknown to the general public.
<jwales> Am I protective about my personal life?  What would the evidence of
         this be?
<jwales> I sort of like the exotic sound of it, though... "mostly unknown to
         the general public".
<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - have you provided us with nude photos of yourself and
               members of your immediate family?
<Dragonfly6-7> If not, the only possible reason is that you're irrationally
               protective of your personal life.
<jwales> indeed, and of course, trying to cover up my past as a pornographer
         (which is what the article usually says about it)
<mindspillage> "We can't find any other good info to put here" --> "He is
protective of his personal life"
<jwales> :)
<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - how come you don't post a daily log of your bowel
               movements? No pun intended.
<AdamBishop> I think we should use the term "pornmonger" more often
<Dragonfly6-7> "Official Pornmonger to the United States Senate"
<mindspillage> Wikipedia is Pornocracy!


Quote #53

quamaretto: I read "do the percentage" and I was thinking "The Percentage? What
            kind of dance is that?"
quamaretto: This is part of why, ordinarily, I hide my thoughts from the world.
Dragonfly6-7: quamaretto - by all means, continue to do so.


Quote #54

<Wytukaze> Amgine: What makes you think that?
  <Amgine> Your linguistic abilities, and the fact you're located in Africa.
<Phroziac> wytukaze is in africa? O_o
<Wytukaze> I'm in Africa?
<Wytukaze> News to me.


Quote #55

     <Raul654> touch -f sean_black
  <sean_black> o_O
     <Raul654> (forcible touching in the channel)
<mindspillage> Raul654, bad touch again.
  * sean_black is touched
     <Raul654> Mindspillage - show me on the doll where jesus touched you
<mindspillage> Raul654: so long as you don't mount him.


Quote #56

<Snowspinner> Glad you're not dead.
<DavidGerard> i'm glad too!
<DavidGerard> i've just come back to irc and see a zillion talk messages and a
              pile of channels with my name dropped
<DavidGerard> all about wikipedia battles to the death for insanely low stakes
              ...
<DavidGerard> makes me want to start a sock just to write articles
<Snowspinner> lol
<Snowspinner> We have articles now?
<DavidGerard> i think so. someone said there were a million of them. 
<Snowspinner> WTF?
<Snowspinner> I thought we just had policy pages and userboxes.
<DavidGerard> I can't find [[Wikipedia:Jordanhill railway station]] anywhere
<DavidGerard> or [[Template:Jordanhill railway station]]
<DavidGerard> I think {{user Jordanhill railway station}} doesn't exist either
<DavidGerard> what sort of pissant project is this? that press release will
              make a laughingstock of our adherence to process


Quote #57

<sannse> DanteAlighieri: that would probably involve my swallowing him -
         he's not a big fella


Quote #58

<pengo> so we need a streaking cleptomanic anethesist and a camera 


Quote #59

<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> brion, you about?
<NullC> ta_bu_shi_da_yu: the developer you have attempted to reach is
unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep.
* NullC beep
<tawker> If you are happy with your message, please press 1, else please press
2
<Amgine> If you'd like to hear this message again, press star
<sean_black> I don't, thanks anyway. 
<Amgine> <click><bzzzzz>
<tawker> beep beep beep beep beep


Quote #60

<Mackensen> my, [deleted] is in a litigious mood
<DavidGerard> oh yes? has he threatened to sue me yet?
<Mackensen> not quite
<Mackensen> Anyone can just add him, can't they?
<karynn> Mackensen: where is this?
<DavidGerard> your RFAr
<DavidGerard> [deleted] is about to be attached for being a spamming dick
<karynn> DavidGerard: yeah, i'm not going to object to that very much
<mind|notallhere> Could [deleted] be any more of a ruleslawyer on the
                  requests page? Good grief.
<DavidGerard> mind|notallhere: the ac has Ways to Deal with rules lawyers.
* mind|notallhere nods
<DavidGerard> "suggest the AC tell [deleted] to fuck off^W^W
              reconsider the rules lawyering"
<mind|notallhere> But so few of them involve actual physical pain.
<DavidGerard> i understand the 500 volts through the chair has been put
              back to mediawiki 1.7
<mind|notallhere> Full plate of cookies to whichever dev is working on
                  that. With extra chocolate chips.


Quote #61

<FreplySpang> [...] When your panties climb rocks by themselves, you 
              /really/ need to do laundry


Quote #62

<Ali_K> Misza13: whos bartender? 
<Misza13> Ali_K: Me. Sort of. 
<Misza13> He's my bot. 
<Ali_K> lol 
<Misza13> I wrote him today 
<Ali_K> :) 
<Essjay> pschemp: Maybe we can get Misza13 to write sean black a girlfriend :-D


Quote #63

<sean_black> ZOMG edit summaries
<sean_black> ZOMG userboxes
<sean_black> ZOMG Alphax
    <Alphax> ZOMG knickers
<sean_black> ZOMG I just supported you
           * Alphax is now known as knickers
  <knickers> zomg CABALSEX
<sean_black> YAY CABALSEX
<sean_black> YAY KNICKERS
           * Zscout370 kicks down the VIP door
           * knickers suffocate sean_black
<sean_black> Yay


Quote #64

<bishonen> telsa, riddle me this: what's the point of bringing *condensed*
           milk and condensed and dried this and that, if you also have to
           bring all your own water?
   <telsa> bishonen: clearly they didn't hold much expectation of meeting 
           giant sky-cows.


Quote #65

(Referring to S A Andrées)
<telsa> "there was a sky cow. it lived in the sky. one day it said "wow".
         as a balloon passed by.  Andre and (someone). and more of that 
         ilk. they shouted up to it. "have you got any milk"?  Said 
         Andree to the cow. "It's not going too well". As out whooshed 
         the hydrogen, and to the ice down they fell.  they landed in 
         pieces, but our sky-cow survives. And watches, lowing softly, as
         our heroes end their lives"


Quote #66

<brian0918> haha, i asked a user to translate a song from Italian to English, 
            but didn't tell him that it was from the 1500s...
<brian0918> ... and he lowered his babel templates from it-4 and en-4 
            to it-3 and en-3


Quote #67

<karmafist> AdamBishop: No, but I need a goddamn orgy from somewhere.
<NicholasT> karmafist: Erm.. yourself? Likely that's the only one you'll get :)
<karmafist> women take too much work, yet the sex drive is still there
<karmafist> lol. An orgy of one. It's like the army, just more sticky


Quote #68

    <Luigi30> I found in the same box today: a box of phaser ink cartridges, a 
              box of 120MB backup tapes (with price stickers for $19.99 on 
              each), the logic board for an IBM 3741 terminal, and a 3/4" tape
<FreplySpang> phasers need ink cartridges? "Mr. Spock, set phasers on 300dpi!"


Quote #69

<Luigi30> Mike_H: YOUR OPINION IS UNWANTED
<Mike_H> Luigi30: SILENCE FOOL
<Luigi30> Mike_H: SHUT UP OR I'LL SUITLY EMPHAZI YOU
<Mike_H> Luigi30: WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING TO ME
<Luigi30> Mike_H: MY EYE IS TWITCHING
<Mike_H> Luigi30: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
<FreplySpang> ew


Quote #70

<Amgine> <puts on peril-sensitive sunglasses>
* mind|wandering pours Amgine a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
<-- Amgine has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<mind|wandering> Wow, I've heard they're strong...


Quote #71

    <Dawson> I've been watching AfD for weeks, and I finally found someone I
             can support. :)
<sean_black> Dawson: s/AFD/RFA
    <Dawson> rfa, close enough :)
    <wmarsh> Admins for Deletion
    <Dawson> I'm not very good with three letter acrynyms.
    <Dawson> acronyms too.
    <Dawson> wmarsh: sometimes, I think that'd be more appropriate.
    <Alphax> Dawson, [[WP:WOTTA]]
    <Dawson> haha
<sean_black> Dawson: Arynyms are tough.
    <Dawson> Arynym sounds like a Star Trek alien.
<sean_black> So do you.
<sean_black> :D
    <Alphax> A nazi alien
    <wmarsh> Arynym, the nazi anonymous remailing service


Quote #72

* brion posits: Can God output an SVG file so large, even He can't render it?


Quote #73

<Lubaf> Oh, I'm a kickbanner and I'm okay / I kick all night and I ban all
 day...
<JesseW> Lubaf: I wear spike heels, and a bandolier... ?
* Lubaf wonders if there's anything that you can say from that point that
 would cause your chorus to stop singing.
<Lubaf> "I eat women's corpses, for example my dear mama", maybe?
<JesseW> rolf!!


Quote #74

<brenneman> I think if I play with my user page much more it will fall off.


Quote #75

<Raul654> It's Friday night - do you know what YOUR children are up to?
<pixels> my children are in my pants, plotting to escape


Quote #76

     <Mike_H> Started geting involved with Wikipedia by editing FWBO article,
              hence my name. I'm fluent in Engrish. For this reason, I don't
              edit article unless it has obvious flaws such as missing vital
              information or POV bias.
     <Mike_H> oh, wow
     <Mike_H> this person typed "Engrish"
     <Mike_H> and actually...
     <Mike_H> meant it
     <bumm13> :>
   <Phroziac> Mike_H: hahahaha. <3
     <Mike_H> If anyone find my Engrish hard to read, here is advice. Forget
              plural or singular. It's unnecessaly concept (like noun gender)
              which English launguage should get rid of. :D
     <bumm13> haha
     <Mike_H> the English is just fine otherwise
     <Mike_H> there are mixed up r's and l's
     <fuzzie> You people are still being trolled by Uncle_Ed? You must all be
              bored.
<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: he's right, there is a lot of redundancy in Engrish.
     <Mike_H> and sometimes deleted l's and r's altogether
* FreplySpang packs up some extra nattis, just in case bish_sleeps becomes
              bish_insomniac
<bish_sleeps> fuzzie: not me, i'm off to bed.
     <Mike_H> bish_sleeps: you ale totarry light
     <fuzzie> bish_sleeps: ninight
<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: that's bish_sreeps to you
     <Mike_H> good night! see you in the molning!
<bish_sleeps> nite


Quote #77

<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, I don't do anything with you either! 
<Tony_Sidaway> mindspillage, well that's true, unless we could that time with
               the counter-bassoon in the elevator. 
<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, don't lie. You were just in it for the chance to
               touch a big piece of wood.


Quote #78

<Babajobu>   We should convert the Bomis babes into Wikipedia hoochies.
<FreplySpang> the hoochies that anyone can... never mind.


Quote #79

<Hedley> On June 11, 2005 a number of law enforcement agents raided a cockfight
         in Newport, Tennessee - about 40 miles east of Knoxville. Authorities
         said that this was one of the largest cockfights in the United States.
<Chairboy> Hedley: #wikipedia is the 2nd largest, right?


Quote #80

<DavidGerard> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/newbies
<DavidGerard> that is a FRIGHTENING page.
<Linuxbeak> uh oh.
<DavidGerard> seven or eight newbie edits a minute.
<DavidGerard> most of them new articles.
<Linuxbeak> o_O
<DavidGerard> most innocently deserving of a quick death.
<DavidGerard> *sigh* TIME TO KNIFE BABIES!!!
<DavidGerard> %-D


Quote #81

<Kiba> I saved a bunch of money on my book insurance by switching to Wikipedia!


Quote #82

   <brion_> i see dead processes
--> presroi (n=neubau@p54B0F660.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #wikimedia-tech
<robchurch> It's Apache meets the Sixth Sense.
  <presroi> "I see dead processes"
<robchurch> Got it in one.


Quote #83

** fuddlemark joined the chat room.
sean_black: \o/ fuddlemark
fuddlemark: sean_black: don't you ever sleep? :-)
Marudubshinki: ZOMG! sean_black is a group account!
** Marudubshinki realizes what he said
Marudubshinki: ZOMG! all sex with sean_black is group sex!


Quote #84

** brain|food is now known as mindspillage.
** Grunt waves mindspillage.
** fuddlemark waves Grunt at mindspillage
** mindspillage waves
** mindspillage grunts at fuddlemark and fuddles Grunt.
fuddlemark: heh
** Tomer_ picks up fuddlemark and swings him around the channel, releasing him
 in the general direction of AngryParsley
** alerante ducks and covers from all the flying people
alerante: see, whenever someone joins #wikipedia nowadays, someone gets waved
 and thrown across the room.
Grunt: alerante: I believe I had a hand in starting that. =b
ThatGuyFromTS: alerante: violent isn't it?
** Jude waves and throws alerante across the room.


Quote #85

<dannyisme> when the resurrection of the dead occurs, will authors' works be 
            copyrighted again? 


Quote #86

<Mike_H> I had a clove last night
<Mike_H> I smoke cigarettes to get cancer
<Mike_H> not to taste candy


Quote #87

   <karynn> wikipedia needs an enema.
<NicholasT> Indeed
* NicholasT prepares the hose
<NicholasT> Or alternatively, it might just do with a good dose of laxative
   <Hedley> Mmm, Wikilaxative.
   <Hedley> The constipation relief that anyone can edit.


Quote #88

<elephantus> Sometimes there are even peaceful periods in the Balkans, like
             for example right now :-)
  <Chairboy> Elephantus: Right, but those periods are defined as the times
             when everyone is busy reloading.
   <spectie> :(


Quote #89

<Marudubshinki> meh. 'bout time I subscribed to Wikien-L
     <SethIlys> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
       <silsor> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
  <Evil_Monkey> Marudubshinki: Just say no


Quote #90

<Alphax> shimgray, why does australia always win gold medals? because our
         country code is .au! :D


Quote #91

<Raul654> "Wikipedia has a disproportionately large number of 
gays, transgendered, and furries. The reason for this has yet to 
be satisfactorily explained, although it has been suggested by NullC 
that "all new mediums are first explored by the minorities and 
the marginalized"."
<Raul654> --Raul's 8th law
<sigmoid> don't leave out the pedophiles.
<Raul654> Sigmoid - ssshhh... there's minors in the room
* Raul654 covers Sean Black's ears
* sean_black is censored
* Raul654 pokes out Sean's eyes for good measure
<Raul654> Sean - you can have them back when you turn 18
* sean_black is blinded
* sean_black feels the pickle jar where his eyes are held longingly
<Raul654> Sean - that's not a pickle jar
* Raul654 ducks
* sean_black shudders


Quote #92

<MessedRocker> they should make a physical firewall that works like a condom
    <shimgray> messed: we have one
<MessedRocker> oh?
    <shimgray> it consists of covering the end of the ethernet cable in 
               solid epoxy
       <gurch> shimgray: Very effective.
      <bogdan> MessedRocker: then the hackers would need only a needle.
       <gurch> shimgray: Unfortunately, not very selective. Tends to block 
               everything.
    <shimgray> alternately, you could have the vasectomy style - cut the cable 
               in half - or the Catholic approach, pulling the cable out
    <shimgray> and believe me, you don't want to imagine what partial-birth 
               abortion firewalling is


Quote #93

     * bumm13 NP: Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral (1970)
    * Joolzer listens to pj harvey - this is love
  * Linuxbeak is listening to R.E.M. - Orange Crush
    * Joolzer sighs
      <Ali_K> Linuxbreak: omg me too
  <Linuxbeak> :o 
      <Ali_K> lol
    * avillia has on They Might Be Giants.
* Laogeodritt is listening to fans and hard drives.
<Laogeodritt> >>
    * spectie listens to State of Grace
  * Linuxbeak likes TMBG
* JesseW_away is pleased with Avillia and Linuxbeak's taste
<JesseW_away> in music, in music I mean...
     <Seqsea> mhm
    <avillia> Bad thoughts.
     <Seqsea> We know what you really meant
  <Linuxbeak> omg sex


Quote #94

<Daniel_Bush> In the British government, when someone in a Cabinet position
              resigns and the Prime Minister has to do a fifth Cabinet
              reshuffle, is it like when the Mad Hatter suddenly yells
              "Change places!" and then everyone runs around, knocking
              everyone else over?


Quote #95

 <Avillia> SethIlys: I'm already on m:Bash three times in less than a week.
<SethIlys> Avillia: Four.


Quote #96

<Raul654> it's not every day you get solicitions for people interested in
          working on scandavian porn


Quote #97

<Backstretch> I'm going to make a userbox,[[Template:User water ok]]
              content "This user is not allergic to water"
<Backstretch> Then, I'm going to start a new project/campaign; 
              featured userbox  like featured article/picture/etc.
<Backstretch> Good grief. There already is a [[Template:User water]]
<sannse> haha


Quote #98

<keitei> wikien-l makes you afraid to do anything wrong
<keitei> just so they won't seize your computer
<robchurch> You should see wikitech-l
<robchurch> "New feature added
<robchurch> "YOU WANKERS!? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO US?
            NOW THERE'S A MORE EFFICIENT WAY OF DOING WHAT WE ALREADY
            DO? YOU SUCK!"
<Seqsea> lol
<robchurch> So the question is...do you announce it
<robchurch> (a) on wikitech-l, where your fellow devs are likely to have
            your eyes out
<robchurch> (b) on the village pump, where everyone else will have a
            pound of flesh
<robchurch> (c) nowhere, and then fail to take credit later
<shimgray> you could do what medieval scientists did
<shimgray> announce it in some incredibly cryptic manner, so no-body
           realises you're announcing it, but so that you can go back
           later and say "look! this actually shows my plan!"


Quote #99

    <redback> how do you "Reverted edits"
     <Alphax> redback, you have to download the entire database
     <Alphax> and then sift through it using grep, sed and awk
     <Alphax> then, you need to rlogin and manually patch the database files
     <Alphax> if you get an edit conflict, the page gets corrupted and brion
              has to rewrite it bit-by-bit
  <robchurch> Brion no longer does the manual rewriting.
  <robchurch> Or manually fixing edit histories.
  <robchurch> He has minions do it.
     <Alphax> robchurch, oh, like Tim and Magnus?
  <robchurch> No.
  <robchurch> People are too expensive.
  <robchurch> We decided that monkeys were ultimately more efficient.
     <Alphax> cool
     <Alphax> so, Wikipedia really is being written by infinite monkeys
     <wmarsh> Well not infinite... there are only 800 admins or so
     <Alphax> the admins are monkeys? I knew it!
    <rory096> there are a few more cabal members though
* pepsidrinka is certainly not a monkey
* pepsidrinka is a chimp


Quote #100

<mister_nuge> [[Image:Flag of Australia.svg]]
   <Chairboy> I anticipate that once Quebec secedes, Canada will be able to
              assume its official position as the 51st state of the US.
<mister_nuge> this is borderline racism, yknow
<mister_nuge> ..
   <Chairboy> The flag is racism?
<mister_nuge> Chairboy:no, the age old 'Canada is the 51st state'
   <Chairboy> Oh, canadians are a race?
<mister_nuge> well, its a bit insulting.
   <Chairboy> Is insulting the same as racism now?
   * Chairboy waits
<mister_nuge> no
   <Chairboy> Ok then.
<mister_nuge> hence 'borderline'
<mister_nuge> i was using the word loosely
   <Chairboy> Ok, Mister Nuge, then by your logic, you are borderline pedophile.
   <Chairboy> I'm just using the word loosely.


Quote #101

<Linuxbeak> so, Mike_H: approve/disapprove? I can take more shots if needed
<Mike_H> Linuxbeak: naughty ;)
<Mike_H> and you have a girlfriend!
<Mike_H> haha
<Linuxbeak> :P 
<Mike_H> jk!
<NullC> Linuxbeak has a GF?
<Linuxbeak> i do
<Illarane|Laptop> Omg, someone who uses Linux who's not gay!
<Mike_H> but no, I think that picture is just fine
<NullC> Linuxbeak: Does she run linux?
<robchurch> <NullC> I thought I was the only geek who could pull!
<Mike_H> rofl
<Linuxbeak> NullC: She's afraid of Linux.
<Grunt> Linux is not scary!
<robchurch> Grunt: Dunno about that.
<robchurch> I mean, if I was a small kid
<robchurch> ...and I bumped into Richard Stallman...
<Linuxbeak> robchurch: Allow me.
<Linuxbeak> This would be the reaction:
<Linuxbeak> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
            HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
            HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<Mike_H> oh, wow
<Linuxbeak> and the kid would consequently expode
<Mike_H> in nerd world, nobody can hear you scream


Quote #102

<wmarsh> That's the hilarious thing about stub sorting, 500 people sorting the
stubs, 0 people going through the stub categories to improve articles


Quote #103

<wmarsh> We were talking about this girl we knew from highschool, who apparently
         is in the FBI (as an accountant) and someone mentioned that she'd gained
         a lot of weight... and this guy was like "And the FBI still took her?"


Quote #104

<Demi> First disqualification for being a secret agent: making blog posts about
       wanting to become a secret agent.


Quote #105

<fasten>   Chairboy: An ecosystem is not an operating system. Ecosystem are
           chaotic systems without purpose and intend. That's not much of an
           operating system.
<Chairboy> Fasten: I can tell you've never programmed for MS Windows....


Quote #106

<wmarsh>     But it was worse... on this hardcore PvP MMORPG I used to play on,
             there were 10,000-ish male players, and literally 6 females... that
             ever admitted they were female at least.
<gurch>      so that's 5 females, 317 slashdotters...
<SethIlys>   .... and a Jimbo in a pear tree.
<bogdan2005> gurch: why unfortunately?
* gurch is not Jimbo
<gurch>      is there such a thing as a femal slashdotter?
<bogdan2005> gurch: you wanna be a girl?
<gurch>      bogdan2005: not particularly
<bogdan2005> gurch: there are rumours.
<bogdan2005> gurch: and transvestites.
* Sceptre brandishes knife
<gurch> aargh
* gurch runs away


Quote #107

* lwrtzy has quit ("get a new world")
<gurch>      get a new world?
<gurch>      from where? the second-hand world shop?
<wmarsh>     eBay
<Sceptre>    wmarsh: same think
<wmarsh>     L@@K!!! Excellent starter planet! Great income opp.! CL1CK!!
<Sceptre>    *thing
<bogdan2005> wmarsh: AAA+++ Excellent planet, great pink sky and purple seas.


Quote #108

<Redwolf24> hi everyone
<gentgeen> hi redwolf
<Ed_Poor> I re-read Stoffel biography of Lewis Carroll last night.
<Redwolf24> any news?
<Jude> Hi Redwolf24.
<Ed_Poor> no, carroll's still dead


Quote #109

<zocky> ah, sweden, the penis of europe


Quote #110

* FreplySpang checks keyboard for hexes
<FreplySpang> I accidentally found a key combination that brings up Internet
              Explorer, does that count?
* mindspillage backs away from FreplySpang's keybaord.


Quote #111

<PhilSandifer> You didn't tell me Wiki-EN got the most fucked up penis spam
               ever.
<PhilSandifer> I now have a word file just of terrifying penis spam.
<PhilSandifer> I blame you!
<PhilSandifer> YOU MADE ME READ THE SENTENCE "After you cum with Spermamax she
               will be looking for her underwear one hour in the ocean of your
               sperm."


Quote #112

<Mike_H> I reverted a furry's edits
<Mike_H> It's a great day to be alive.



Quote #113

<avillia> I am not going to say a single thing on IRC for anyone to quote, and
if anyone quotes me I will remove their quotes.
<KlingonHobo> avillia: So stop talking.


Quote #114

<sean_black> Katie, It's not fancruft until I create [[Production history of
             Godzilla vs. Megalon, day one]].


Quote #115

<Bastique|atwork> m:bash just gets less funny


Quote #116

<Raul654> Mike - drinking and chatting on IRC is as low as it gets
<Raul654> You should take up something less shameful. Like [[avisodomy]]


Quote #117

--- Pathoschild is now known as slavepersona
--- Shanel is now known as masterpersona
--- lightdarkness is now known as lightpersona
--- You are now known as dramatispersona
--> nongratapersona has joined #wikimedia
--- dannyisme is now known as dannypersona
--- effeietsanders is now known as eiapersona
--- ABCD is now known as Apersona
--- sannse is now known as sanspersona
--- Solensean is now known as solpersona
--- eiapersona is now known as personeia



Quote #118

<Tony_Sidaway> fuddlemark, a LOT of things happen only in Australia. 
               Celebrating Christmas in the middle on fucking June with 
               the sun beating down on the barbie and the dingoes all 
               sweltering with their pouches hanging out in the heat ONLY
               EVERY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA.


Quote #119

<Lubaf> I'm wondering where Silicone Valley is.
<CableModem> Silicone Valley, maybe California
<Lubaf> Probably out east of LA, where they make all that porn.
<Demi> Lubaf - Manhattan Beach, I guess
<CableModem> like, hollywood
<CableModem> Lubaf, that exactly what I was going to say
<CableModem> :)


Quote #120

<Demi>     telsa - I thought Icelanders (or whatever you call them) shunned
           books as an artifact of the devil or trolls or something. Stealing
           someone's words is witchcraft.
<telsa>    Demi: you're bored, aren't you? :)
<Demi>     telsa - A little, which is bad since I'm at work.
<telsa>    Demi: they've got one of the highest literacy rates in the world,
           and the bookshop I loved had stuff in about four languages.
<Bastique> Photographiing them is like stealing their soul
<Demi>     Bastique - Ah! That's why there are no pictures of Icelanders.
<telsa>    Demi: and they are still able to read and discuss the books
           including the Landnamabok (or whatever, I bet we have an article on
           it) and the sagas.
<telsa>    Demi: without needing a glossary, which is more than we can for
           Shakespeare, let alone Chaucer.
<Bastique> Demi: And they were the first to "get it" in the movie Hostel
<Demi>     telsa - They have a high literacy rate because anyone who can't read
           the signs saying "This is the bottomless sulfurous hole in the earth
           where we make crazy wet bread" dies at an early age.


Quote #121

Raul654: one of the guys in my research group was in the hallway, talking on
         his cell phone
Raul654: I was able to pick up enough of the conversation to know he was
         talking with his mother
Raul654: so I go up to him and say "Joseph, yo queiro hablar a tu madre"
funforall: Talking dirty, ey?
Raul654: and boy he got mad at me :)
funforall: What was that in English?
Raul654: "Joseph, I want to talk to your mother"
Demi: Raul654 - Wow! It's like Animal House there!
Demi: Raul654 - When someone is talking on the phone to their mother, you're 
      supposed to say something like "Pull out slow, or my ass'll hurt for 
      days like last time."
Raul654: I would have said something dirtier but my spanish is just too rusty
         and forgotten
Demi: Raul654 - Oh, well you did what you could.


Quote #122

<Raul654> Storm - it's only a matter of time until the GNAA makes the fatal 
          error of trolling Chuck Norris
<Raul654> and then it will be all over for them


Quote #123

<rob|coding> Why did the Wikipedian give a list of URLs to the waiter?
<rob|coding> 'Cause he asked him to cite his sauces.
<rob|coding> haw haw


Quote #124

<keitei> darn furries and zoophiles
<keitei> they're everywhere
<sean_black> Yiff yiff


Quote #125

-!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia
<Jude> KEVIN_MITNICK: I thought you weren't allowed to use technology.
<dysprosia> jude: he could be using an abacus
<Jude> dysprosia: I'm calling his parole officer!
<CableModem> an IRC enabled abacus?
<dysprosia> jude: or pigeon-based TCP/IP
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK has left #wikipedia
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK has left #wikipedia
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia
<Jude> His abacus is playing up.
<CableModem> lol
<KEVIN_MITNICK> OMG HELP
<CableModem> the beads are sticking
<KEVIN_MITNICK> I AM NEW AT INTERNETZ
<bumm13> kill the caps, please
<KEVIN_MITNICK> WHAT?
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Jude] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b KEVIN_MITNICK] by Jude
-!- KEVIN_MITNICK was kicked from #wikipedia by Jude



Quote #126

<sdquinn> what do i do for a copyvio?
 <ptcamn> Tell the author to be subtler.


Quote #127

<keitei> whoa
<keitei> it's a sean_black 
<sean_black> "A"? There are others?
<Shanel> indeed there are
<Shanel> we've been breeding them in captivity
<sean_black> May I ask why?
<Shanel> so we can sell their furs for major $$$


Quote #128

<rob|bsd> sean_black: Ever used BSD?
<sean_black> no
<rob|bsd> Why not?
<sean_black> Because
<sean_black> I'm not a technology person
<rob|bsd> ...you're scared you might like it and want to leave Apple?
<rob|bsd> ...your Mac will leave you if you cheat on it again?
<sean_black> Perhaps! ;)
<rob|bsd> ...you need a GUI to use your dick, let alone a computer?
<Werdna> Touche


Quote #129

<Demi> Before I started reading my spam, semen volume was really not something
       I'd ever considered having a preference for.


Quote #130

AKMask: Freply: you know you want to look at that logo
FreplySpang: AKMask: I did. It is, in fact, somewhat goatse. (My husband
        agrees.)
sean_black: FreplySpang: Don't use 'goatse' as an adjective. It disturbs
        me greatly.
** FreplySpang makes note for future reference
alerante: no adjectivizing nouns, please.
** sean_black Marudubshinkis alerante
sean_black: (omg)
** alerante ... well, I don't know of anything that I can do back to
        sean_black
sean_black: alerante: That relives me.
** alerante is just greatly disturbed
AKMask: alerante: why disturbed?
alerante: AKMask: sean_black Marudubshinki'd me
AKMask: alerante: ahh
sean_black: o___O
alerante: which reminds me... I hope Marudubshinki isn't a euphemism for
        something, sean_black.... ;)
sean_black: alerante: Certainly not.
sean_black: :p
sean_black: (for a change)
AKMask: alerante: you should be here more often. As off december it
        meant 'getting humped by a naked clown'
[...]
** Marudubshinki reads the previous conversation.
Marudubshinki: alright, who coined "Marudubshinki'd"?
Marudubshinki: fess up
** alerante points at sean_black
sean_black: Marudubshinki, :D
** Marudubshinki glares at sean_black
Marudubshinki: malefactor!
Marudubshinki: nimrod!
Marudubshinki: no-goodnik!


Quote #131

<The_Photoplayer> When I bite in to a Dick York pepperment pattie, I get the
                  sensation that my bitchy mother-in-law/witch just turned me 
                  into a toad and now Samantha has to do something about it.
     <sean_black> Nobody wants to bite into Dick York. Sargent, I could see.
           * kylu wiggles nose. n.n
     <sean_black> I mean, if you're into that.


Quote #132

<lenny__> hi I have a question
<lenny__> could you please take Avillia back with you?
<lenny__> he's in the GNAA irc channel from like 3 days
<Alphax> lenny__, why, he's too much for the GNAA to handle? :)
<lenny__> ad, god, he's annoying
<lenny__> yes
<lenny__> exactly


Quote #133

* mindspillage sighs deeply, resigned to the fact that [[Gadsby (novel)]]
               won't be a lipogram anymore. 
<mindspillage> But dpbsmith did put in a link to the old version of the
               article, which gave me the warm fuzzies. 
* Essjay goes to look up "lipogram" 
<mindspillage>  (rewriting that article to avoid the letter e was one of the
               first major edits I made on Wikipedia.) 
<Shanel> :D 
<Jude> ... To avoid the letter e? 
* Essjay assumes it does not involve a gift certificate for fat removal... 
* Jude cracks up. 
* Essjay imagines he would not respond pleasantly to tapdancers on his door,
         singing that he should get his ass deflated... 
<Shanel> LOL 
<Essjay> I've been inspired to write a jingle suitable for lipogram delivery: 
<Essjay> Hello sir, we're here to say,  
<Essjay> hope you're having a good day. 
<Essjay> Someone sent us here to note,  
<Essjay> your fat ass looks like a boat. 
<Essjay> Not to worry, not to fear,  
<Essjay> here's a gift to bring good cheer! 
<Essjay> Dr. S will fix your woes, 
<Essjay> so once again you'll see your toes! 
<Essjay> Come on down and get it done, 
<Essjay> so you'll no longer weigh a ton!


Quote #134

<CableModem> So, what is Wikimania about anyway?
<Headcrab> CableModem: :O
<Raul654> Cablemodem - it's like bukkake for geeks
<Raul654> erm, nevermind 


Quote #135

<Mark_Away> dyslexics of the world untie


Quote #136

<brian0918> "BURNING, in our ancient Customs, was an infectious Disease, 
             got in the Stews, by conversing with leud Women."
             --Cyclopaedia, 1728


Quote #137

<bumm13> I'd have to be about 120 miles north of this area to do so without,
         say, cable TV
<bumm13> Olympia is the furthest south to have CBC on cable, IIRC
<PottedCactus> Whats that?
<PottedCactus> Damn you.
<PottedCactus> cable set off my "blonk" alert
<PottedCactus> donst say cable. 
<PottedCactus> :P 
<Linuxbeak> ...blonk?
<robchurch> CABLE
<robchurch> CABLE
<Linuxbeak> cable
<PottedCactus> Ow.
<PottedCactus> ow....
<robchurch> Linuxbeak: onomatopoeia, I guess. (cable)
<PottedCactus> it goes BLONK 
<Linuxbeak> robchurch: Cable is our friend
<robchurch> PottedCactus: Ah, I see (cable)
<PottedCactus> ow.
<PottedCactus> cut that shit out. 
<SPUI> cable
<robchurch> PottedCactus: What's up? Cable not working?
<PottedCactus> GACK
<Linuxbeak> What are you talking about?
<Linuxbeak> cable?
<SPUI> cable
<PottedCactus> NOOOES
<robchurch> Linuxbeak: Think his cable's broken.
<PottedCactus> STOP! 
<bumm13> Satellite pwns cable, except for Internet purposes :>
<PottedCactus> pleaaaaseee...
<Linuxbeak> robchurch: I hate cable, too
<robchurch> Cable is like cabal.
<PottedCactus> nooooo...
<Demi> I have to water my cactus.
<robchurch> Linuxbeak: Cable sucks.
* PottedCactus is slowly dieing.
<robchurch> Demi: Use a cable?
<PottedCactus> Nooonononono!
<Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me
<Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me
<robchurch> wire|ain: Hi! How's your cable?
<Demi> robchurch - My cactus is about a cable-length away.
* bumm13 wonders what the hell he has started... 
<Linuxbeak> cable cable cable starts with c
<PottedCactus> oh hell no.
<PottedCactus> noooo
<robchurch> Demi: Is it gold cable?
<PottedCactus> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BEANS) Is smart...
<PottedCactus> gaaa.....
<robchurch> PottedCactus: Yep. Cable.
<bumm13> do they even sell platinum cable?
<PottedCactus> *cry*
<PottedCactus> :D
<PottedCactus> no more cable!
<Linuxbeak> okay, PottedCactus
<Demi> Let's talk about modems instead.
<PottedCactus> ack! Don't say modem either!
<robchurch> Demi: Cable modems? 
<PottedCactus> NOOE
--> ExplodingMallard (n=aschenck@wikipedia/Linuxbeak) has joined #wikipedia
<robchurch> I love cable
<robchurch> I love modems
<PottedCactus> *sob*
<robchurch> La la la
<robchurch> The cable modem song!
<AdamBishop> hey I have a cable modem!
<PottedCactus> ;_;
<robchurch> PottedCactus: I can keep this up for - cable - hours.
<robchurch> PottedCactus: I was once on constant - modem - ping for 20 minutes.
<afkafka> I've got two cable modems.
<PottedCactus> *sooooob*
--- ExplodingMallard is now known as Cable
<Cable> cable
* PottedCactus pounds head on desk
<-- Cable has quit (cable)



Quote #138

 <Beltz> I don't get it, MediaWiki runs slower on my own machine than Wikipedia
         over a slow modem :(
<pizza_> what you need is a slower modem, so that won't happen


Quote #139

<presroi> brion: I have reopened 6153
  <brion> i've reclosed it
 <RedACE> owned


Quote #140

<brian0918> what's the adverb form for "enema"?
<Phroziac> brian0918: wtf?
<MessedRocker> Enemily?
<Phroziac> brian0918: i don't think there is one.
<sean_black> Enemise?
<MessedRocker> he asked for an adverb
<brian0918> rectally will do
<brian0918> i almost typed "doo" :P


Quote #141

<chequers> ok, just remember wikibreak is only four letters from wikibreakdown
<Simetrical> chequers: Clever remark.  I'll have to remember it.
<chequers> Simetrical, all my quotes are licenced under the chequers-CC, which
           basically involves giving me money every time you read it
<Simetrical> chequers: Does that license permit [[m:bash]]ing?
<chequers> Simetrical, only if you give me money
<Simetrical> I'll take that as a yes.


Quote #142

<SPUI> kim_ is trying to subvert our encyclopedia
<kim_> SPUI, I'm very subversive :-)
<SPUI> me too let's have sex
<kim_> woo, are you female?
<SPUI> I can be female for you ^_____________^
* kim_ backs off. slowly.


Quote #143

<[xt]> wikipedia + porn > girlfriend + nag nag nag


Quote #144

<dungodung> Nikerabbit: we're setting our own MW repo because we want to
     actively work on developing that extension of ours (conversion and stuff)
<Nikerabbit> dungodung: I see
<dungodung> Nikerabbit: that's because you have eyes and you use them
     appropriately ;)


Quote #145

     < Crispy> If A=B, B=2*C, C=(1/2)*B, and C's aunt is A's second cousin once removed, what value
               of t will generate a line orthogonal to a plane containing snakes?
     < Crispy> Correct answer gets a cookie.
< FastLizard4> t = pi
     < Crispy> No, correct answer gets a cookie, not a pie.
     < Crispy> Any other guesses?
< FastLizard4> t = SIGSEGV
     < Crispy> Closer.
< FastLizard4> t = -plane^-1?
     < Crispy> No.
     < Crispy> t = inf/0


Quote #146

    <Kurt> you know, I don't give the tiniest shit about soccer
    <Kurt> but there's nothing I'd love more than to see Mexico beat the shit 
           out of communist Iran
<shimgray> Strangely, when polled, 68,467,413 people say there's nothing they'd 
           love to see more than Mexico beat the shit out of you.
<shimgray> I understand that you need to wank on the internet to confirm what 
           you feel is your dominant place in society, but when you're going to 
           condemn nations based on their political affiliations, please try to 
           remember the difference between communism and a theocracy.


Quote #147

* Ceiling_cat watches Rory
* rory096 hides
<Linuxbeak> rory096: you can't hide from ceiling cat.
<rory096> i know :(
<Linuxbeak> he's like santa


Quote #148

<soupblazer> [[Anus language]]
<soupblazer> how bout that
<brian0918> how does one perform a glottal stop in the rectum?
<robchurch> You're going to wish you'd never asked.
<brian0918> maybe Mike_H knows :P
<Mike_H> I don't even know what a glottal stop is
<OskarS> Mike_H: it sounds almost like you are swallowing really fast
<IceKarma> Mike_H, the noise someone failing to deep throat properly makes :P
<Mike_H> IceKarma: ohhhh
<Mike_H> in the RECTUM?
<Mike_H> ew


Quote #149

<Carrera> does anyone know of a good web based Phonebook?
<robchurch> Edit history for En Wikipedia's Admin Noticeboard? :D


Quote #150

<SF17> you guys should have a bake sale

Unimportant babble.

<SF17> did you hear me? bake sale

Unimportant babble.

<SF17> a bake sale is a good idea, i dont see why youre against it

Unimportant babble.

<SF17> why dont you want a bake sale? youll make tons of moneys
<Bastique> SF17 seems to be trolling
<SF17> hwa?
<Roger_The_Bum> we should have a bake sale
<Roger_The_Bum> partially because I like baked goods
<SF17> yeah, seriously
<Roger_The_Bum> OMG COOKIES
<Roger_The_Bum> wait
<Scott5114> How would we send the cookies? They might get stale...
<Roger_The_Bum> this is #wikipedia
<Roger_The_Bum> oh
<Scott5114> Send them through talk pages?
<Roger_The_Bum> maybe not a bakesale
<Roger_The_Bum> whoopsier


Quote #151

-- #Uncyclopedia --

<DavidGerard> if someone really wanted to troll #wikipedia, he'd have to go in
  and call them a bunch of white male heterosexual christians.
<Roger_The_Bum> lol
<keitei> JEWS DID WTC!!!
<rcmurphy> Heh.
<rcmurphy> Uncyclopedia invasion!
<DavidGerard> invade meta, i hear that's much more fun.

-- #Wikipedia --

-> Tompkins has joined wikipedia  
<Andy123> alright, cloaks then  
<Phroziac> ALinktothePast: WikiProject OMG GAME CRUFT  
<Tompkins> You guys are all a bunch of white male heterosexual christians  
<Tompkins> You disgust me.  
<Tompkins  > sick, sick, sick men you are.  
<robchurch> I resent being called a Christian.  
<Phroziac> Tompkins: i'm not male or homosexual  
<Andy123> lol, i am a hindu  
<Tompkins> I can't believe anyone would /ever/ stoop to your level    
<Phroziac> oops, i mean or heterosexual  
<robchurch> Phroziac: He said HETEROSEXUAL.  
<sean_black> o__O  
<Phroziac> robchurch: yeah, either way, they're both something i'm not.    
<Tompkins> ugh.. I'm outta here.  
<Kurt2>  Phroziac: I thought you were a trannie lesbian...  
<- Tompkins has left wikipedia
<rcmurphy> Tompkins has spoken!  
<Olipro>  paedophilic was the word Tompkins  
<Phroziac> Kurt2: heh  
<robchurch> Well, I am powerfully moved by Tompkins' speech.  
<robchurch> Powerfully moved.

-- #Uncyclopedia --

<rcmurphy> Haha!
<rcmurphy> You go, Tompkins!


Quote #152

<Luigi30> How the hell does 45 = 63 :s
<Linuxbeak> Luigi30: different base, perhaps?
<Luigi30> Same base as far as I know.
<Dawson> Luigi30: assume a horse is a sphere to make the calculations easier.


Quote #153

bishonen: guess who phoned? pzfun!
bishonen: heh
** bishonen hangs up
bishonen: wow, strange experience!
bishonen: yuo guys are .... for REAL!
alerante: yeah, surprising, eh? I'm not a bot :P
bishonen: surprising and a little creepy!
alerante: I thought everyone else was a bot!
alerante: wait, you're not a bot either?! whoa!
bishonen: I'm the latest version of ELIZA, actually.
alerante: ELIZA the sysop. interesting. :)
bishonen: so you think it's interesting?
alerante: [suspicious, a little disturbed] define "interesting".
bishonen: why would you like me to define it?
alerante: [scared] because you seem to be using a different meaning. :P
bishonen: so you're scared? Goooooood.
** alerante hides from bishonen
bishonen: Sorrry, this version seems to be Scary Eliza!
alerante: [scared] there is no cabal... there is no cabal... there is no
          cabal....


Quote #154

<Wikipedian1>  erm... can't you go to #wikipedia-flame or elsewhere?
<Wikipedian2>  there's a room for arguments!?
<Wikipedian1>  dunno, but this room definitely isn't one
<Wikipedian2>  nobody's in that room


Quote #155

* MessedRocker is going on an AOL survey: how much AOL edits are vandalism?
<Deco_admin> MessedRocker: Including or excluding accounts created by AOL users?
<MessedRocker> deco: Anonymous AOL only
<MessedRocker> People without the balls to attach a name to their edits :D
<Voice-of-All> Or attach balls to their edits :D


Quote #156

-!- Aldo [n=chatzill@xxx] has joined #mediawiki
< StoneCypher> huhu
< Aldo> hello
* robchurch puts on his "hello newbies, I don't bite" t-shirt
< Aldo> does anyone know where does the wiki get the login auth
* StoneCypher watches robchurch bite newbies anyway, and considers getting him
  some barbeque sauce
< StoneCypher> they need flavor, for god's sake
< Aldo> ok fuck you
-!- Aldo [n=chatzill@xxx] has quit [Client Quit]
< StoneCypher> *blinks*
< StoneCypher> what was that about?
< brion> ...
< StoneCypher> like what, he's offended that I suggest a satisfying marinade?


Quote #157

<karynn> hey, can someone please implement Special:ElectroshockUser for me?
<HardDisk_WP> LOL
<robchurch> It's planned for 1.8, I swear.
<robchurch> We're having trouble convincing people to install the ActiveX
            control and hook the tinfoil up to their genitals.


Quote #158

<Sasquatch> this is where you suck up to robchurch
<robchurch> it's not hard
<robchurch> praise my features
<Sasquatch> robchurch: why what a nice ass you have.
<robchurch> SOFTWARE FEATURES


Quote #159

<morwen> i haven't had anything on [[m:Bash]] for a while
<morwen> i must have stopped being funny
<morwen> someone tell me something funny to say
* Werdna has nothing on m:Bash
<morwen> ooh, i know a joke i can tell
<morwen> 1: my dog has no ears.  2: how does it hear?   1: terrible
<morwen> 1: my dog has no legs.  2: how does it walk?   1: terrible
* tomf688 has joined #wikipedia
<Dragonfly6-7> My dog has no skin. How does it feel? Terrible.
<morwen> 1: my dog has no nose.  2: how does it smell?   1: IT CAN'T SMELL IT
HAS NO NOSE YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD


Quote #160

<brion> been getting up at 7am all week so i have a chance to try jogging
        before the sun scorches all life from the earth
<brion> end up tired early as a result
<brion> but it's probably good for me
<robchurch> ...jogging?
<robchurch> as in, exercise
<robchurch> you're EXERCISING
<brion> yeah it's this thing i heard of
<robchurch> you...you...physical exertion?
<robchurch> i
<brion> it's weird
<brion> it doesn't involve computers at all
<robchurch> muscular pain
<robchurch> exhaustion
<robchurch> hunger
<robchurch> wait a minute, i know that sensation
<robchurch> so exercise is like installing Windows ME
<brion> yes


Quote #161

<Where|everywhere> Cyde: where is Cydebot?
<Cyde> Where|everywhere: I dunno where my server is.
<Where|everywhere> Cyde: :(
<Cyde> Power outage around here most likely.
<Kylu> did you check under the bed?


Quote #162

<SethIlys> My cat's breath smells like cat food.
<SethIlys> Which, incidentally, is an anagram for: "Myself, I am the castrated
           bollocks."


Quote #163

<mindspillage> op around? He's been flooding tons of channels.
       <Bacta> no i haven't
       <Bacta> i've never flooded in my LIFE
<mindspillage> Uh-huh. 
<-- Bacta has quit (Excess Flood)


Quote #164

* Ceiling_Kanye watches bishonen but wonders if she cares about black people
* Ceiling_avisodomy has joined #wikipedia
<Raul654> Ceiling_Kayne - Bishonen is swedish. She's never seen a black person
          except on TV
* Raul654 ducks
* Ceiling_avisodomy takes Raul654 up on that offer


Quote #165

<KimmoA> All girls must be fucked up in their heads or something.
<bumm13> KimmoA: that's not very nice
<Linuxbeak> KimmoA: I found that out the hard way today
<KimmoA> But oh so true...
<AdamBishop> but it's true!
* Linuxbeak will third that
<CableModem> Linuxbeak: What happened?
<darkaudit> KimmoA: You're *just* figuring that out? :)
<Linuxbeak> CableModem: My girlfriend is unhappy. I think she's getting bored
            of me.
<KimmoA> Please hurry up with those life-like fembots...
<CableModem> O_o
<bumm13> I agree, though, that many females are headcases
<CableModem> You? Boring? Never!
<Zscout370> :(
<KimmoA> darkaudit: No, but I am getting sure of it.
<CableModem> Linuxbeak: Do something exciting! Go flying!
<bumm13> Zscout370: not all of them :)
<CableModem> Or sky diving!
<CableModem> :D
<Pilotguy> sky diving o_o
<KimmoA> Those things cost money and are dangerous.
<Zscout370> CableModem: Linuxbeak is a pilot, IIRC
<KimmoA> It's like begging to become a blob of guts and blood.
<CableModem> If at first you don't succude... Maybe skydivings not for you.
<CableModem> Zscout370: Why do you think I sugguested to go flying?
<Zscout370> CableModem: ah
<CableModem> :)
<Zscout370> maybe just do some of the things that the SO wants to do
<Zscout370> movies, dinners, shopping trips
<CableModem> like, go shopping or something.
<KimmoA> SO?
<CableModem> Significant other
<Linuxbeak> significant other
<Zscout370> significant other
<CableModem> pwnt.
<KimmoA> :S
<CableModem> I own you all. bwhaha.
* CableModem is the champion.
<bumm13> significant mother
<CableModem> What the fuCK?!
* bumm13 ducks
<geniice> realtionship advice from wikipedians
<CableModem> O_O
<CableModem> :>
<geniice> Oh dear
<Linuxbeak> geniice: I demand only the best.
<Zscout370> geniice: the best in the world
<darkaudit> '''Speedy Delete'''


Quote #166

<Mike_H> These users are being uncivil and corrupt! Suggest to me another
         way to get the word out about this! IRC? Oh, wait, I got banned from
         IRC! - Kookykman|(t)e 17:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
<Mike_H> wow
* Mike_H calls the waaaaambulance


Quote #167

<TimStarling> does PHP have a way to call a static function of a polymorphic
              object?
<hashar> last time I used polymorphism was in World of Warcraft, soo hmm  I
         dont know :)


Quote #168

<CableModem> I dont know! I live in fricken hawaii! All we have is fricken
             asians!
<CableModem> And other people.
<CableModem> that I dont know the names of.
<CableModem> :<


Quote #169

<John_Cho> WELL WERDNA BANNED ME FROM WIKIPEDIA#
<sonorous> I haev no idea what you're talking about with regards to "IRC-COPS"
<icoN> its mostly because
--> nalioth (i=nalioth@freenode/staff/ubuntu.member.nalioth) has 
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<John_Cho> FOR NO REASON
<icoN> they dont have anything better to do
<John_Cho> he banned me abuseivly
<John_Cho> for no reason
<sonorous> John_Cho: /quit 
<John_Cho> Werdna did
<John_Cho> sonorous
<John_Cho> why is this whole server
<John_Cho> and #wikipedia in genera
<Essjay> nalioth: Could you?
<John_Cho> filled with pretentious, elitlist assholes
<John_Cho> that wont give me the time of day?
<Linuxbeak> Oh, he's in here, isn't he?
<icoN> i dont really see why
<icoN> the wikipedia irc
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<Werdna> owned.


Quote #170

<KimmoA>  "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
 from magic." <-- Wise words.
<Dragonfly6-7>  "Any technology distinguishable from magic is
 insufficiently advanced."
<Improv> Any sufficiently advanced technology is i
ndistinguishable from a sufficiently advanced technology :)
<Dragonfly6-7> Any technology, no matter how advanced it is or isn't,
 is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it.
<JesseW>  Any magic, if explained wrong, can be mistaken for technology...
<Improv> Any sufficiently complex sentence is indistinguishable from
 gibberish to those who don't care to waste their time parsing it


Quote #171

<rvalles> Is swearing/cursing appropriate for this channel?
<sean_black> rv: Fuck no
<Dawson> Fuck no


Quote #172

<Mike_H> When Clinton denied having an affair with Flowers, 
she held a press conference in which she played tape recordings 
she claimed were of secretly recorded intimate phone calls with 
Clinton. Hillary Clinton, for the first time, made the media rounds 
to refute sexual allegations against her husband. When asked why 
Clinton and Flowers called each other "honey" in the tapes, Hillary 
explained that this was how people talked in Arkansas.
<Mike_H> heh
<Mike_H> that is kind of true, though
<Mike_H> I call people "honey" a lot and I think it's just a 
Southern thing
<spectie> thats pretty good
<Mike_H> Northern people get offended. "Who are YOU and why are YOU 
calling me HONEY?"
<Mike_H> and I'm like, "Sugar, calm down"
<spectie> Mike_H, lol
<spectie> HOT


Quote #173

<Mark_Ryan> for god's sake. someone's put the wtc/jews article up for deletion
review, so the recent changes bot keeps tripping my autokick script.


Quote #174

<hamedog> hey hows server status
<hamedog> ?
<ThatSandersKid> It's still read only, hamedog.
<Pegasus1138> hamedog, in short fucked
<A_Man_In_Black> hame: BRION THE BARBARIAN is on the rampage.
<hamedog> kk thans
<hamedog> y what is Brion doing?
=-= Mode #wikipedia +o brion by chanserv
<Pegasus1138> and we're probably gonna lose 40 minutes worth of edits
that happened before the servers were locked down
=-= A_Man_In_Black was booted from #wikipedia by brion (brion)
-->| A_Man_In_Black (n=AMIB@dialup-4.245.79.65.Dial1.StLouis1.Level3.net)
has joined #wikipedia
<A_Man_In_Black> I take it that this is critical commentary?


Quote #175

<Demi> Witch doctors are always prescribing ting tang walla walla bing bang and
       stuff, never pseudoephedrine.


Quote #176

<Mike_H> sigh
<Mike_H> my internets are acting up
<Project2501a> is ther eanything like norton ghost, but under the GPL?
<Shadow42> Probably the tubes are clogged
<sean_black> Tubes are busted!


Quote #177

* Lady_Aleena is quarter lesbian.
* Raul654 has the other three quarters of Aleena's lesbian
<dysprosia> raul: what are you going to do with it?
<Raul654> Dysp - good question. Having a lesbian around is like having an 
umbrella - you never know when you are going to need one but it comes 
in handy to have it when you do


Quote #178

* xrayvision_jesus wonders what kind of THAC0 the holy prepuce would have in a
                   DND game
<xrayvision_jesus> 'Holy Prepuce'
<xrayvision_jesus> The holy prepuce was an artifact sought by crusaders for 
thousands of years. It is the foreskin removed from the baby jesus. 
<xrayvision_jesus> Damage: 1-10 + 5
<xrayvision_jesus> Who can use it: May only be used by good characters
<xrayvision_jesus> Profeciences: Flail
<xrayvision_jesus> Special: x2 damage versus evil characters; x3 damage versus
                   the undead
<xrayvision_jesus> damage type: Crushing


Quote #179

DosBubba (n=dosbubba@c-71-226-93-10.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #wikipedia
<DosBubba> Hello fellow lovers of freedom, for some reason I am being censored
from this room. Is the government involved?
--- ChanServ sets ban on *!*@*hsd1.fl.comcast.net
<-- DosBubba (n=dosbubba@c-71-226-93-10.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has left
    #wikipedia 


Quote #180

<CableModem> we feature everything from the shopping programs, to uh...
             networking-themed porn.
<CableModem> O_o
<Shadow42> "Oh yes, insert your CAT5 cable into my span port"
<CableModem> :o
<Shadow42> 'Oh god, fragmentation! OH!"


Quote #181

<Raul654> Mindspillage - I kept hearing that Wikmiania was being done by the 
          "Berkman center" at harvard
<Raul654> well, I found something out this morning
<Raul654> the "Berkman center" is an institution, not a building
<Raul654> so I spent 90 minutes searching harvard campus for an 
          abstract concept


Quote #182

=-= Mode #wikipedia +o CableModem by chanserv
<Chairboy> The tree of #wikipedia must occasionally be watered with the blood
           of trolls.
=-= Mode #wikipedia +b *!*@84-75-130-173.dclient.hispeed.ch by CableModem
=-= MrSassyPants was booted from #wikipedia by CableModem (Please come back
    later)


Quote #183

<shadow42> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
<anon32> ?
* Backstretch ducks
<anon32> lol.... when he was persuaded to wear a condom, STD rates went down 90%
<shadow42> Who?
<shadow42> Oh...
<shadow42> Hey, fsck you
<anon32> ...on windows it's chdisk
<CQJ> fsck off and go cronjob your mother
<CQJ> worthless bag of foo
<anon32> ?
<CQJ> :-)
<torch> did I miss something again?


Quote #184

<Mike42_Away> "Low disk space on drive C"
<Mark_Ryan> delete some porn


Quote #185

<Splarka> you want a paperclip? "Hello? I see you're trying to dominate the
          world, would you like a quick tutorial?"


Quote #186

<Gau> My pokemon brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "wanna trade
      cards?" 
Damn right, I wanna trade cards; I can beat you, I've got Charizard


Quote #187

* cf has joined #mediawiki
<cj> 1.7 requires php5
<cj> you folks are hard on us sarge users...
<JeLuF> nono, you sarge users are hard to the civilized world


Quote #188

<Interiot> Abstract: what's your username?
<Abstract> Abstract Idiot
<Interiot> okay, guess I won't try to help, sorry
<Scott5114> No, that's their username, "Abstract Idiot"
<Interiot> it is?


Quote #189

<CableModem> Still haven't figured out how to get the chicks at school to do
             their thing.
<Slowking_Man> Tell them you're a Wikipedia editor.
<Slowking_Man> I get all the chicks that way.
<Luna-San> Hey, baby. Did you know I've got over a thousand vandal reverts?
<TehKewl1> recite wikipedia to them :D
<Luna-San> Hey, baby, did you know I've worked on over fifty spoken articles,
           on Wikipedia?
<TehKewl1> hey baby check out my userpage
<The359> "Hey baby, that top is a bit redunt it, mind if I delete it?"
<TehKewl1> hey baby I set your pants up for speedy deletion
<Slowking_Man> Hey there, wanna create some stubs and watch them expand?
<The359> "Hey baby, let's do it like Wikipedia.  I'd like to do you this way,
         but this guy thinks this way is better, and this guy knows something
         about this maneuver, so we're all just going to contribute to the sex"
<SoothingR> "Wanna merge your article into mine"
<CableModem> lets go do the village pump.
<CableModem> emphasis on pump
<Luna-San> [[Wikipedia:Village Pump/Positions]]
<The359> "Hey baby, I'll give you a medallion if you edit my zipper"
<Luna-San> Sooo... I heard you've got a blowjob barnstar? What's that like?
<CableModem> Are you "open source"?
<TehKewl1> so, wanna check out my commons


Quote #190

<The359> that was about as much fun as the "Anal Car Game"
<The359> take a car, remove the manufacturer's name, replace with 'Anal'
<The359> hilarity ensues
<Luna-San> The Anal Accord?
<Luna-San> The Anal Explorer?
<Luna-San> The Anal *Expedition*
<The359> Anal Charger
<The359> Anal Excursion ;)
<TehKewl1> anal trigger
<CableModem> Anal FOcus?
<Scott5114> Anal Cavalier
<TehKewl1> anal kong
<The359> Anal Ram
<CableModem> ANal Land cruiser
<Scott5114> Anal Nova
<CableModem> anal galaxy
<The359> Anal Spirit
<CableModem> anal rover?


Quote #191

<Vague_Rant> I hate when midgets like go to shake your hand and shit.
<Vague_Rant> But they can't reach so they just start jerking you off.


Quote #192

<Vague_Rant> Raul is a man's man.
<Vague_Rant> I bet Raul was born with a beard.


Quote #193

* keitei adds [[Bob the Builder]] to her watchlist
<Slowking_Man> Can we fix it?
<keitei> YES WE CAN!


Quote #194

<Luna-San> They're going *Super Saiyan*
* CableModem goes super saiyan.
<CableModem> Per request.
<Slowking_Man> YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
               HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
               HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Slowking_Man] by ChanServ
<@Slowking_Man> MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000
<Slowking_Man> I will destroy you, after a lengthy three-episode discourse on
               why we are fighting
<Slowking_Man> In case anyone wasn't watching the last hundred episodes


Quote #195

<Slowking_Man> Uh, unauthorized bots should be blocked on sight
<Bastique>     Slowking_Man: Willy on Wheels is unauthorized no matter what


Quote #196

<xxxxxxxxxx> raul654, did you have a goatee for half of wikimania?
* Slowking_Man read that as "have a goatse"
* Slowking_Man needs to get out more


Quote #197

<Vague_Rant> So my brother just walked in here to show me the two new pairs of
             underpants he bought.
<Mark_Ryan> Vague_Rant, what brand were they?
<Vague_Rant> I think Rio, but I was kind if in shock, so I'm not sure.
<Vague_Rant> I just stared at him until he walked away.
<Mark_Ryan> how did that make you feel?
<Vague_Rant> ...?
<Mark_Ryan> It made you feel confused?
<Vague_Rant> No, you did.


Quote #198

<yurikbot> brion, what would you say if henna and i tried to rewrite
           special:login?
<brion> yurikbot: i would say i love you both and want to have your little bot
        babies
<yurikbot> henna, we are in :)


Quote #199

<Kipcool> Whellotukaze.
<Wytukaze> Kheypcool.


Quote #200

<Michaelas10> Feel free to vandalise User:Michaelas10
<Michaelas10> I just don't care
<CXI> throw yo' userpage in the air
<Michaelas10> ?
<CXI> and wave it like yo' just don't care
<sean_black> word
<Michaelas10> What word?


Quote #201

<TimStarling> globals are magical structures, like little winged monkeys that
fly your data from wherever it is generated to wherever it is needed


Quote #202

 <presroi> every time you use the 4letter-word on wikipedia, god kills a kitten
<shimgray> what, "wiki"?
 <presroi> there goes another kitten
<shimgray> oh noes


Quote #203

<name removed> mediawiki is the biggest piece of shit
<hyla> are you being forced to use it?
<name removed> yes
<RedACE> at gun point?
<name removed> yes
<RedACE> I have your ip
<RedACE> I will call the police and save you


Quote #204

--> Jarih (n=sweetrea@<hostname>) has joined #wikipedia-en
<Shanel> :D
<Jarih> :D
<Werdna> :D
<MessedRocker> :D
<Mike_H> :D
<nncruft> delete
<Werdna> alright, that is so [[m:Bash]]ed


Quote #205

<Golbez> i found it amusing that we have our first major hispanic hurricane
<Golbez> well
<Golbez> it's just a tropical storm right now
<Golbez> but katrina was a tropical storm once too !
<morwen> what a country is america! even mexicans can become hurricanes!
<Golbez> yes, i trotted out an old classic cuz that was a great line.
<Golbez> but before it can do any work, ernesto has to fight his way north.
<Golbez> and the people up north? they don't like ernesto.
<Golbez> they don't want ernesto. they want ernesto to go home.
<Golbez> because ernesto will destroy many roofs, and then we'll want all that
cheap mexican labor!


Quote #206

< neo0983> unix/linux updates usually dont require a reboot
< neo0983> for whatever reason osx demands one after any update
< shadow42> neo0983: Except kernel upgrades
< neo0983> yes
< mavhc> it's easier to tell the user to reboot than to bother restarting all
the processes that need it
< OrbitOne> Neo: You can also skip the updates if you have a stable system
< neo0983> they are automatic
< neo0983> we have tried turning them off
< OrbitOne> turn them off
< neo0983> they still happen
< OrbitOne> Then you didnt turn them off


Quote #207

<szyslak> an anon on [[Talk:Snakes on a Plane]] said "I've had it with these
motherfucking edit wars on this motherfucking encyclopedia"


Quote #208

* TehKewl1 want's a partner in life, but needs to find something in common,
preferably not gender :P


Quote #209

<ShakespeareFan00> What's the next big milestone?
<Werdna> sex in space :D
<shadow42> Hahahaha
<ShakespeareFan00> (In terms of Wikipedia milestones !)
<shadow42> I'll bet it'll be done before 2030
<shadow42> Wikipedian sex in space
<ShakespeareFan00> Shadow42: Define 'space'
<shadow42> Outer space, what else?
<shadow42> Mainspace?
<shadow42> "Oh yeah, edit me all night long..."
<Werdna> shadow42, projectspace


Quote #210

( Splarka ) $ start fire
( Splarka ) no matches found
( Duesentrieb ) heh 



Quote #211

<-- Tony_Sidaway has left freenode (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
<Chairboy> I guess all roads do not, in fact, lead to Tony.
<Kylu> nah, they all lead to SPUI


Quote #212

* LeBron tells a GFDL story to Shanel.
<Shanel> ooh, story!
* Shanel sits on the carpet
<LeBron> Once upon a time there was a not-so-tall-and-a-bit-chubby prince 
called jimbo.
<LeBron> Nahh, you know that one already.
<Shanel> But I like that story :(
<LeBron> Ok so let's start when the hero fights the Sanger hydra on /.
<Shanel> yaay!
<LeBron> Many fights were fought on the /. field.
<LeBron> Few emerged unscathed from there.
<LeBron> Even the bravest suffered defeat on /.
* Shanel is wide-eyed O_O
<LeBron> Yet when the Hydra Sanger came to attack, our noble hero did not wince.
<LeBron> He took his qwerty-keyboard and went.
<LeBron> The fight was gruesome, the hero suffered infamous attacks.
<LeBron> At one point people sought he was about to collapse under the fearsome 
rants of the Hydra.
<LeBron> Yet behind him, an army of faithful knew he wasn't about to fail.
<LeBron> And he recalled that support and fought harder, and harder.
<Shanel> And what happened next? O_O
<LeBron> He called for the help of the Great Wikimedian Community.
<LeBron> Err Fellowship even,
|<-- Ydam has left freenode ()
<LeBron> That name was seldom called and it's power was renowned thru 
time and cyberspace.
-->| AnyFile (n=AnyFile@host6-137.pool870.interbusiness.it) has 
joined #wikimedia
<LeBron> With the Fellowship standing by his side, the gentle not-so-tall hero 
defeated the Hydra and its army of trolls.
<LeBron> Victory was at hands.
<Shanel> yaay!
* guillom wants another story
<LeBron> With one sole stroke of keyboard, J. was the Victor.
<LeBron> And the knowledge will be freed from Hydra.
<LeBron> It lacks music.


Quote #213

<davidstrauss> Getting stalked is like having your userpage on someone's 
real-life watchlist :-)


Quote #214

<lokkor> I said i wanted to see the pics of tht chick who uploaded pics of 
herself naked
<lokkor> even though nudity is part of human life
<lokkor> totally natural i say
<geniice> err that wasn't a chick


Quote #215

<Nilfanion> what happen?
<RattleMan> Someone set us up the tropical cyclone
<Nilfanion> main NHC turn on :P
<RattleMan> It's you !!
<Nilfanion> How are you Avila!!
<Nilfanion> All your tropical cyclone are belong to us
<Nilfanion> You are on the way to retirement
<RattleMan> What you say !!
<Nilfanion> You have no chance to survive make your forecast
<Nilfanion> HAHAHAHA
<RattleMan> <Titoxd> Captain !!
<RattleMan> Take off every Hurricane Hunter !!
<RattleMan> You know what you doing
<RattleMan> Move 'Hurricane Hunter'
<RattleMan> FOR GREAT JUSTICE


Quote #216

< wikibugs> (modified) Maybe... -
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Search Help: and Manual: namespaces on mediawiki.org by -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=7229
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Add new variable NAMESPACEE for encoded namespace (like -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3831
< wikibugs> (modified) Diff from an oldid to the current version -
             http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=6873
< wikibugs> (modified) BiDi issues related to the "In other language" section -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3953
< wikibugs> (modified) MediaWiki allows characters in the U+0080 to U+009F range
< wikibugs> (NEW) Double character support in category pages -
< wikibugs> (NEW) Full history export on pl.wikipedia doesn't work with -
< wikibugs> (NEW) Provide a special page for external links -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4051
-!- wikibugs [n=wikibugs@mail.wikimedia.org] has quit [Excess Flood]


Quote #217

* Hellfire1010101 convined boss to buy him dual monitors months ago...
<Hellfire1010101> convinced*
<CableModem> DUAL MONITORS!
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> one boob on each screen?


Quote #218

<Dcoetzee> CableModem95: Why not do a quick format?
<CableModem95> necause its new
<frostburn> lol.
<CableModem95> and I want to make sure its nice n clean
<CableModem95> :)
<Dcoetzee> ...
<frostburn> ...
<CableModem95> ...
<quabuaack> ...
<keitei> ...
<CableModem95> thats m:bashed.


Quote #219

<WRYYYYYYYYmann> Sometimes the internet touches me in ways that make me feel
uncomfortable.


Quote #220

* Flood_of_SYNs__ has joined #wikipedia
* Raul654 is now known as Flood_Of_SYNACKS
<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> Flood_Of_SYNs - NOW WE END THIS
<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE
<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> (queue the mortal combat theme)
<Flood_of_SYNs__> >.>
<Flood_Of_SYNACKS> <.<


Quote #221

<Eloquence> then again .. gay midget porn rulez!


Quote #222

<Evil_Monkey> Wikipedia goes down more often than Jenna Jameson :-P


Quote #223

<Werdna> When all is said and done on Wikipedia, a hell of a lot more is said
         than done.


Quote #224

<xxxxxxxx> eep
<Werdna> meep
<jasabella> beep
<NotACow> fweep
<jasabella> jeep
<jasabella> weep
<Ali_K> queep
<jasabella> bleep
<Dcoetzee> peep
<JapaneseModem> geep
<Dcoetzee> heap
<Zero1328> keep
<Werdna> '''Delete''' nn cruft ~~~~


Quote #225

* JapaneseModem is watching the matrix
* Shadow42 OWNS the matrix
* Lr5 is playing RuneScape
* TonySt has a life


Quote #226

<chowbok> What's an "almost monopoly"? Is that like "slightly pregnant"?


Quote #227

<jasabella> i wish i had my camera today
<jasabella> i saw two pigeons mating!


Quote #228

* jasabella gives deepshuck a backrub using her toilet brush
<Vague_Rant> Toilet brushes are like the most disgusting thing out.
<Vague_Rant> I would sooner hang out with used condoms and douche bags.
<Vague_Rant> I tried a flavored condom one time.
<Vague_Rant> But like ... they must have left the flavor out or something.
<Vague_Rant> Because it tasted like rubber.
<Slowking_Man> It was rubber flavored.
<Vague_Rant> The weird thing is, it had a dam to go with it.
<Vague_Rant> And the dam didn't have any flavor either.
<Slowking_Man> So, were you just, like, trying this on yourself, or what?
<Vague_Rant> I didn't ... I can't ...
<Vague_Rant> [[Autofellatio]]
<jasabella> "i can't" means "i've tried but have yet to succeed...
            if i could i would"


Quote #229

<deepshuck> see also: Hillary Clinton
<Kazan> yeah.. hillary is right-of-center and can go to hell
<Vague_Rant> Hillary is a fucking bitch, everyone I know is like,
             "I hope Hillary gets in."
<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "I hope I get in ... your mom."


Quote #230

from #wikimedia-commons:
( Nilfanion ) {{PD-Magic}}: This image is ineligible for copyright and
therefore is in the public domain, because it consists entirely of information
created by magic.
( Nilfanion ) :)
( bastique ) Hurrah!
( bastique ) We should create that template.


Quote #231

<ElNino^> Why the fuck is Bambi a male in the cartoon but a female in porno?


Quote #232

<[a]freebsd_fan> goes to prove cia owns freenode too
<[a]freebsd_fan> :P
<[a]freebsd_fan> super lamers
* [a]freebsd_fan vanished
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( k)
[a]freebsd_fan (n=ebola@catagiuri305.giuri.unige.it) has joined #wikipedia
<Golbez> i swear i type /kb
<OskarS> SushiGeek: many undercover agents in #wikipedia, is it?
<OskarS> :P
<Golbez> oh well i'll get it right next time
<sean_black> The CIA owns FreeNode because we don't think everyone on the
planet shares the same opinion...
<Naconkantari> omg do a channel clear
<SushiGeek> OskarS: yes definitely
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ambi2
--- Golbez removes channel operator status from [a]freebsd_fan
--- Golbez sets ban on *!*n*ebola@*.giuri.unige.it
Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( if the cia owns freenode
then zomg YOU ARE ON OUR LIST YOUNG MAN)


Quote #233

<MessedRocker> Eloquence and Mindspillage could have a merger.
<MessedRocker> Erikat Walsher.
<Eloquence> I think Gmaxwell would object to that :)
<mindspillage> MessedRocker, I'm afraid Greg might object. :-)
<mindspillage> Damn, it's happening already.


Quote #234

* DB is now known as Wikipedia
* Wikipedia is a joke
<Wikipedia> wtf
<Wikipedia> wait
<Wikipedia> that didnt work
<Wikipedia> omg, you cant have : in your nickname
<Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable <-- joke*
<Wikipedia> that's what I *meant* to have said...


Quote #235

* [[Croesus]] listens to the mic implanted in Sean's womb
<sean_black> my womb is pumping yo


Quote #236

<DanielB> wow, John Howard has been the member for Bennelong since 1974
<jasabella> Benn-e-long time eh?


Quote #237

<BalthCat> Now the tart's was trying to sit on my mouse


Quote #238

<Warm_fuzzies> I for one welcome our new sexually transmitted overlords


Quote #239

<nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ
<nenolod_> ;p
<nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES
<Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot
<Werdna> lolz
<CableModem> wtf?
<Werdna> <nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut.
(#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net)
<twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding
shape
<Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow.
<nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol!
<Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell.
<Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it.
<Dcoetzee> It just ignores them.
* Werdna giggles
<Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time.
<CableModem> haha.
<bumm13> :#
<Ssha> CableModem: What?
<Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity!
<CableModem> huh?
<CableModem> yeah
<Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.


Quote #240

<Gwern> when I was working on Helpdesk-l, we literally got emails telling us
        that we accidentally left our articles publicly editable.


Quote #241

<Vague_Rant> Does anyone else giggle when they read the phrase "organ swells".
<Vague_Rant> With regards to music.


Quote #242

<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support
        program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer


Quote #243

<domas> our alexa traffic rank today is #12
<domas> we've never been there
<Submarine> domas, Is that why the servers are overloaded? !-=
<domas> no
<domas> servers are overloaded because we run crappy software on them
<domas> users are served from alien base in mars
<domas> using faster-than-light communications
<domas> with earth base in lithuania


Quote #244

* Mike42 is down to 60 *meg* free, should probably delete some pr0n
<Naconkantari> Mike42: nah, there's probably some junk in the WINDOWS folder
               that is OK to delete
* Mike42 opens it up
<Slowking_Man> lol windoze
<Mike42> what does kernel32.dll do, is it important? :P
<kylu> nah, delete it
<Cyraq> Mike42: THAT'S A VIRUS!
<Naconkantari> Mike42: i think it makes popcorn
<kylu> (and with these kinds of responses, mike realizes that it is, yes,
        an important file.)


Quote #245

<Vague_Rant> I hate myspace.
<Vague_Rant> I am nauseated by it.
<Vague_Rant> I have some dumb bitch telling me to read hers.
<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "Fuck off, your friends are ugly."


Quote #246

<Vague_Rant> I was Barney one time.
<Vague_Rant> Then I killed myself.
<Vague_Rant> I was reincarnated as the Bear in the Big Blue House.
<Vague_Rant> Did you know he's Jewish?
<Vague_Rant> I was so pissed at my bad luck that I did wtc.


Quote #247

<Phroziac> omfg, my mom is such a snoop
<Phroziac> she thinks i want to be a shemale
<Phroziac> because i'm listed as one on....i assume she looked at encyclopedia dramatica
<Phroziac> i didn't fucking put it there


Quote #248

<SuisuiInai> happy mediawiki1.8
<Linuxbeak> \o/
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to wikimedia
<Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you
<Datrio> ...
<Datrio> wait, what do you mean, mediawiki1.8?
<Datrio> I installed 1.7 yesterday
<Datrio> 1.8.0  2006-10-10
<Datrio> ok
<Datrio> I'm pissed
<Linuxbeak> owned.


Quote #249

<Slowking_Man> Linuxbeak did WTC
<Naconkantari> omg not linxubeak!
<Dragonfly6-7> don't be ridiculous.
<Dragonfly6-7> Linuxbeak attacked the Pentagon.
<bastique|busy> Linuxbeak did Oklahoma City
<Nilfanion> Linuxbeak did the Reichstag?
*time passes*
<bastique|busy> Who was asking about Pilotguy?
<bastique|busy> Well, now we know it wasn't him
<Dragonfly6-7> who was it, then?
<bastique|busy> Still could have been Linuxbeak


Quote #250

<Vague_Rant> I smoked salmon one time.
<Vague_Rant> I was out of it for days.


Quote #251

<JesseW> Slowking_Man: btw, *you* are the first entry in [[Special:Log]],
         you know.
<sean_black> I was the first entry in your mom.


Quote #252

<Anthere> hello
<timichal> any news from the cabal, Ant?
<Improv> timichal: Anthere's Cabalmodem is offline
<brion> doesn't she have boardband?


Quote #253

<DavidGerard> personally, I agree with everything DavidGerard says and think you
              should all stfu.
<DavidGerard> we can vote on it.
<DavidGerard> I agree too.


Quote #254

<ViciousGuy> Do any of you know of someone who was in a 7-11 when it was robbed?
<deepshuck> or a 9-11 when it was WTCed


Quote #255

<SushiGeek> the Cardinals are capable of choking, trust me
over an hour later...
<SushiGeek> ...23-24. told ya so


Quote #256

<Lunaway> You know you've got too many tabs open when you manage to
          edit-conflict yourself.


Quote #257

<Slowking_Man> I have had dreams about editing Wikipedia, though, so take that
               as you may.
<Zero1328> I've had one dream about editing Wikipedia, and it was pretty scary
<Zero1328> Every time I made an edit I got an edit conflict. I couldn't make any
           changes at all


Quote #258

<Shadow42> bastique: They're raping my sprinklers!


Quote #259

<Snurks> holy god they're making a The Little Mermaid III
<MessedRawker> featuring a dead horse as a new co-star right?


Quote #260

<A_Man_In_Black> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME


Quote #261

<WIKIDEFCON> It's like Nirvana, but butter
<WIKIDEFCON> better, even :)(


Quote #262

<AppleBoy> ok, I need to make an argument, english class essay. it can be
           about health/nutrition, media violence and responsibility, or
           marriage and divorce
<AppleBoy> it can be anything about them
<CableModem> gay maarriage
<AppleBoy> now, I want to make the most obsurd claim ever in my essay
<AppleBoy> what should my claim be?
<Gwern> gayness is infectious
<sean_black> gay miscarriage?
<CableModem> gay marrage is good?
<Gwern> if kids see people being gay, they will imitate them
<AppleBoy> besides gay/lesbian marriage
<Slowking_Man> Well, we know what this channel thinks about


Quote #263

(CableModem): o_o
(CableModem): evulva.com?
(keitei): e-vulva
(keitei): asdfsfafdfjdskjg
(CableModem): o_O
(keitei): curse you CableModem
(CableModem): what?
(CableModem): What did I do? O-:)
(sean_black): It's catchier
(keitei): bad things
* CableModem polishes his halo.
(Gwern): CableModem: curse your sudden but inevitable slapping and 
betrayal of myself!
(CableModem): yay!
(sean_black): I mean.. who would visit "Electronic Female 
Genitalia.com" ?
(keitei): adksfjsjdfhsdkf
(CableModem): lol
(Gwern): Hmm...
(Gwern): sounds promising.
(CableModem): asdfjk;k;lkasfj;slkdjf;sdkljf
* keitei [[home row]]s in disgust
(Gwern): CableModem: your ideas intrigue me. Tell me more.
(CableModem): sadf, ;kl;lkkjjj!!
* sean_black subscribes to Gwern's newsletter
(Gwern): CableModem: but have you considered wtwttatwdianodcaisn9?
(CableModem): lkj?
(Gwern): bty
(CableModem): ljkashweru, zzxcfghawd, wqej.
(Ryulong): eeek skkkk'k eeesqueek?
(Gwern): ah, but wertasdassdcdppii``kj`~ddfdbnnandpoiul & ^^$%
(CableModem): jjjjjjja mmmmmqqq!!! D:<
(keitei): ijasudh sj serw ojsdfuhus erwjsdf sduierwe shdfhuer
keitei): o_o
(CableModem): lksd!
(Gwern): dang. askjbhcsdlvkn [opj][]]]}} just doesn't work. I concede, 
CableModem


Quote #264

<TehKewl1> then you'll have a reason to come to australia CableModem
<CableModem> dandedong!
<TehKewl1> mount dandenong?
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> nono, *mount* damndenong
<Mike42> Dandenong is completely different
<CableModem> damn de dong>
<Mike42> ..like 40km away and full of vandals and druggos
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> i wanna go there
<Mike42> *Dandenong
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> Willy on Wheels prolly lives in Dande{n|d}ong
<CableModem> lolol
<Slowking_Man> lol dongs
<TehKewl1> lol dongs did wtc
<TehKewl1> dongs with wings and jet engines attached
<Mike42> Dongs with wings?!!/
<TehKewl1> this doesnt look good
<Mike42> more like dongs on wheels!
<CableModem> dongs on wheels
<TehKewl1> dongs on wheels did wtc
* Mike42 still thinks WoW lives in dandednong, it shows


Quote #265

<TehKewl1> omgwtfbbqlolaslsendpixd00dipwntj00andj00arenolonger1337lolroflmaopwntpwnt
<TehKewl1> I mean.... hi


Quote #266

from #wikipedia-en-admins
<ninjapancake> <-Name removed-> is the sockpuppet of a user who is a laywer 
                that he uses to add tidbits about sex to wikipedia.
<ninjapancake> like an article about anal beads.
<sean_black> yes
=-= Dragonfly6-7 has changed the topic to “Don't copy logs. It's not nice, 
    and people will take two aspirin and call you in the morning| There are too 
    many fair-use images on Wikipedia. Please help out at [[CAT:ORFU]] , 
    [[CAT:NR]], [[CAT:NL]], [[CAT:NS]] and [[CAT:CRUFT]]. | Help develop [[m:IRC 
    guidelines]] | Default IP block behavior changing: http://tinyurl.com/yb6536 
    | Anyone from Toronto (Canada) - contact Tawker pls”
<bastique> Dragonfly6-7: oy
<Dragonfly6-7> thank you, thank you
<bastique> And what's going on with Tawker? Is he in jail in Toronto?
<sean_black> he needs bail money
<sean_black> pay him in anal beads
<bastique> sean_black: Don't make me laugh out loud at work
<AdamBishop> I am from Toronto
<bastique> AdamBishop: Would you bail Tawker out of jail?
<AdamBishop> how can I contact Tawker, he's not here
<AdamBishop> sure I guess
* FailureFox buys back manhatten
<bastique> Anyone from Toronto (Canada {not Alabama}) - contact Tawker pls
<FailureFox> with ANAL BEADS
<pgk> Phone around the local police stations
<Dragonfly6-7> contact Tawker with anal beads?
<sean_black> telephonic anus
<bastique> He got arrested for trying to pay a hotel bill in anal beads
<sean_black> reminds me of Get Smart
<sean_black> only if it was porn
<Dragonfly6-7> Agent 69
* sean_black calls up Hymie on the dildophone


Quote #267

* Some editor creates a bunch of [[Codename: Kids Next Door]] stubs *
<Slowking_Man> Anyone know where he's copying those from?
<Ryulong> oh jesus christ
<Ryulong> IT'S K.N.D. C.R.U.F.T.
<Ryulong> Craploads of Really Useless Factoids T...something


Quote #268

* Hint: look at the timestamps *
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has left #wikipedia
          ["/me has been on irc too long"]
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has joined #wikipedia


Quote #269

<wmarsh> Heh, I apparently violated the established protocol for editting a
         page, established by editors of that page. The thing is, the page is
         in my own userspace.


Quote #270

<Ryulong> why are we talking about gay cultural complexes?
<sean_black> Because #wikipedia touches itself at night.


Quote #271

<Mike42> Mark_Ryan: Deon has AV, he's a #wikipedia-bootcamp op
<Mark_Ryan> Mike42: is AV a type of STD?


Quote #272

<ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill


Quote #273

<publunch> Soak the flag in petrol and then stick it in a bottle, ignite, and
           throw it at policemen.  Perhaps that should be banned.  But then
           maybe that is banned already.
<publunch> I guess the problem is that fire and crowds aren't an easy combination.
<Luna-San> I think even the most policy-wonkish police will ascribe to WP:IAR,
           once you're using incendiary weapons.
<Phroziac> Luna-San: i bet a few wikipedians wouldn't if they were police
<Phroziac> "omfg that's not illegal"
<Phroziac> "omfg they're just being bold"
<Luna-San> That's true. "I mean, really, John, there's nothing in WP:SHOOT
           about this sort of situation."
<Luna-San> WikiProject Oh shit they're throwing molotov cocktails ooooh god it
           burns put it out put it out aaaaaargh


Quote #274

<CoolFox> i wanna ban stupid people. from doing stupid things.
<wmarsh> if you banned stupid people from doing stupid things, 99% of the
         internet would be impossible
<Luna-San> Wait, but isn't the internet *powered* by stupid people?
<CableModem> yeah, pretty much.
<Luna-San> I heard a rumor that Wikipedia's server farm is powered by setting a
           bunch of kids up with giant hampster wheels and telling them their
           garage band's article is up for AfD.


Quote #275

[21:15:56] * CableModem straps Luna-San to sevral estes rockets.
[21:16:06] (CableModem): 3! 2! 1! FOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!
[21:17:48] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) Quit 
           (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
[21:18:16] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) has joined #wikipedia
[21:20:55] * Luna-San stabs CableModem
[21:21:12] (Luna-San): ur testes rkts blew me off teh srvr :<
[21:22:38] (CableModem): Luna-San: Hahahaha
[21:22:42] (Luna-San): :)
[21:22:42] (CableModem): A troll edit to see whether or not "they" find out.


Quote #276

<Gwern_> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&
         user=Jimbo+Wales&page= <--- whoa! what's Jimbo been up to?
<Slowking_Man> Gwern_: He's gone rouge!
<Zscout370> Slowking_Man: ah, he deleted a lot of articles about persons who
            might have allifiations with the mafia
<Gwern_> Zscout370: ah. mob pressure
<Gwern_> say no
<Gwern_> "It would be a terrible thing if youse servers got roughed up and
         their cords plugged out"
<Gwern_> "you don't want we should resort to less civilized measures"


Quote #277

<centrx> it's because we need more specific language, like penis-human and
         vagina-human and masculine-human and feminine-human
<justlee> Not really. Penis human indeed, though i have known quite a few people
          who were dicks.
<MessedRocker> to distinguish people who are socially male/female and who are
               physiologically male/female
<sean_black> you aren't thinking of this in the context of Wikipedia. To do that,
             you only need to answer one question: Can Pokemon get sex changes?


Quote #278

<Alkivar> i'm finally done watching bleach
<Alkivar> it took me 5 days ... but i've finally watched 103 episodes!
<kylu> an anime about laundary? man, how lame
<kylu> next you'll tell me there's a series about Air.


Quote #279

<Dragonfly6-7> Slowking_Man - what exactly is Krystiandl trying to say?
<Slowking_Man> Beats me.
<Luna-San> I can't figure it, either.
<Luna-San> I'm tempted to just decline with "Not a reason for unblocking."
<Dragonfly6-7> or possibly "huh?"
<Pilotguy> or better yet, "go away"
<sean_black> what he's trying to say is that admins are educated stupid
<sean_black> because they deny the god truth of cubic time
<Slowking_Man> dammnable academic singularity
<Dragonfly6-7> EDUCATED STUPID


Quote #280

   < bumm13> pong
< LizardBot> pang
   < bumm13> hmm...
   < bumm13> ping
< LizardBot> pong
   < bumm13> pung
< LizardBot> derp
   < bumm13> :x
     < oona> hurr durr


Quote #281

<TehKewl1> and how do the XChat team get away with violating the GPL?
<Mike42>   TehKewl1: They do, only because nobody has the monet to sue them
           over it, and because if anyone sued and lost it would be the end
           of the GPL. Period. == bad
<kylu>    Mike42: no monet because they're baroque, right?


Quote #282

(CableModem): heheheheheheheheheh.
(Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.
(CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.#
(sean_black): shut up, both of you


Quote #283

<CableModem> how do I create a username with that character?
<gurch> CableModem: I don't want you to try.
<CableModem> just enter in %EF%A3%BF?
<gurch> no
<CableModem> gurch: i'm gonna test it
<gurch> that wouldn't work
<CableModem> it wouldnt?
<gurch> that's just how it's encoded in the url
<gurch> since urls are restricted to ascii
<CableModem> damn. how the fck do I make it with the chunk?
<gurch> CableModem: I'm not going to tell you. WP:BEANS.
<Ssha> CableModem: Just ask her. Usually fat girls are keen for self esteem
       boosts.
<Andy123> CableModem, no fscking


Quote #284

* CableModem is watching bleach
* Slowking_Man is watching ammonia


Quote #285

>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Cowman109|Away" by ChanServ
< Mike42> pong
< gurch> nonono
< CableModem> ;ping

< sean_black> OMG THE BOT IS A CRAPFLOODER
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> you're supposed to say "ping" not "lol"
< gurch> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
<@Cowman109|Away> ...
< gurch> ;pong
< sean_black> ;pig
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< Zscout370> misses
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< quabuaack> ;bing
<@Cowman109|Away> The opness is supposed to scare you guys.

< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< CableModem> ;ping
< Shadow42> WTF?
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> hahah
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Mike42> >:D
< gurch> "pig" ?
<@Cowman109|Away> And make you think I'm about to kick you.

< Mike42> quit it!
< gurch> PANG!
< quabuaack> bong
< bumm13> ^(")^
>> SignOff: dungodung ("Quit user this has!") [#wikipedia]
< Linuxbeak> lmao
< Shadow42> WHAT THE FSCK IS GOING ON?
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Zscout370" by ChanServ
< gurch> pung
<@Zscout370> I can op too >.<
>> L3HB00TY is now known as _NoodlePowa
< gurch> ;ping
>> Kick for gurch by Cowman109|Away from #Wikipedia (pong)



Quote #286

<Slowking_Man> So, someone feel like move protecting my Talk page?
* Tawker 's new admin policy
* Tawker doesn't do any admin actions unless a link is provided
<Slowking_Man> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
               &action=protect :>
<karynn> Slowking_Man: why would you want your talk page protected?  don't
         you want people to talk to you?
<Luna-San> move protected
<Slowking_Man> Yes, I've decided I'm tired of explaining myself to people. :p
<centrx> but the secret is
<centrx> if you provide a link, Tawker will do /anything/
<Tawker> LOL
<centrx> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&action=delete
<Tawker> wait a second
<Tawker> I'm not doing that
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last)  21:54, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
               (Talk | contribs | block) m
               (Protected User talk:Slowking Man [move=autoconfirmed]) :<
* Tawker full protected it
<centrx> wait I think something is broken with Tawker
<Slowking_Man> I wanted sysop :p
<Slowking_Man> And yeah, you overrode Tawker
* Tawker wheel wars w/ Betacommand over this :)
<Betacommand> fixed
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last)  21:55, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
               (Talk | contribs | block) m (Protected User talk:Slowking Man
               [edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> ummmmm
<Tawker> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
         &action=protect LOL
<Tawker>     * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
             protected User talk:Slowking Man ([edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Tawker>     * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
             protected User talk:Slowking Man (fix.... [move=sysop])
<Tawker>     * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
             protected User talk:Slowking Man ([move=autoconfirmed])
<Tawker>     * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
             protected User talk:Slowking Man
             (obvious move protect... [move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> Yeah, um, Betacommand, you edit protected it
<Betacommand> make your mind up :)
* Slowking_Man calls Jimbo in to stop the developing wheel war :p
<Naconkantari> how many sysops does it take to move-protect a page?
<Naconkantari> three!
* Tawker issued another command again..........
<Tawker> lol
<Slowking_Man> Well, that took way more effort than it should have.


Quote #287

<J_Di> how long is hussein staying on the main page?
<sean_black> long enough for some to create an article on the
             rope they're going to use to hang him with


Quote #288

14:25 <baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
            blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
            indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)


Quote #289

* TehKewl1 is 17
<TehKewl1> I am teh old and teh responsiblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Quote #290

<Luna-San> I've just run into a gang logo that is now officially available
           under the terms of the GFDL.
<Luna-San> ...they don't seem very thuggish anymore


Quote #291

<gurch> oh
<gurch> we have channel activity again
<gurch> finally :)
<Slowking_Man> we get signal
<uuf> main gurch turn on
<gurch> what happen?
<eww> somebody set us up the cabal
<uuf> you have no chance to Pathoschild make your time
<eww> what you say?!
* uuf notes that all your Pathoschild are belong to me
<Pathoschild> You know what you doing.
<eww> Take off every "ahem"
<gurch> for great justice.


Quote #292

<kaiti> i went to read about chatzilla bugs
<kaiti> and firefox crashed


Quote #293

GerardM> I do not want to know the number of edits that I have in total ..
<NiklasNordblad> GerardM: why not?
<GerardM> Sometimes I suppose I have a life as well :)
<GerardM> and when you add all those edits it may prove to be a bit much
<NiklasNordblad> editing is life :D
GerardM> well then I have a life


Quote #294

( Werdnum ) [22:19] <CIA-1> werdna * r17609 /trunk/phase3/
            (includes/Article.php languages/messages/MessagesEn.php): Bloody hell, not another pretend
            feature]
( Werdnum ) [22:18] <CIA-1> werdna * r17608 /trunk/phase3/RELEASE-NOTES: * Add auto-summaries to
            blankings and large removals without summaries.
( Werdnum ) no :-)
( twincest ) someone's trying to sound like Rob
( Werdnum ) what?
( brion ) whee
( Werdnum ) I'm from Australia
( Werdnum ) we use 'bloody hell' here, too.
( timichal ) everyone wants to be like Rob
( twincest ) yes, but most people don't use it like that in a commit message :)
( DarkoNeko ) haha
( Werdnum ) twincest: when you forget to include the actual patch in a commit twice in a day, it's
            fairly likely that the odd 'bloody hell' may appear in the subsequent ones.
( brion ) :D


Quote #295

<Netsnipe> database locked
<sean_black> so is your mom
<Netsnipe> unlocked
<sean_black> ... so is your mom :o
<Netsnipe> sean_black: at least my mum isn't an open door like yours.
<sean_black> OWNED


Quote #296

<Netsnipe>      12:36, October 21, 2006 Can't sleep, clown will eat me (Talk | contribs |
                block) blocked "67.115.220.195 (contribs)" with an expiry time of 
                8.625 fortnights (repeated vandalism for several days - AO)
<sean_black>    haha fortnights
* Netsnipe      is never ceased to be amazed by CSCWEM's random block durations
<Netsnipe>      on MediaWiki, is one month 30 or 31 days?
<sean_black>    28! Go February!
<Bastique|busy> Netsnipe: They're not random :)
<gurch>         fortnights?
<gurch>         lol
... time passes ...
<iD_J>         You have been temporarily blocked </wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy> 
                from editing for a period of Colour because of repeated vandalism to Wikipedia.
<Bastique|busy> o_O
<gurch>         wha?
<gurch>         it had better not say that
<iD_J>         i messed up the warning...
<gurch>         zomg
<Bastique|busy> iD_J: HAH
<gurch>         lol
<gurch>         how did "Colour" get in there?
<Bastique|busy> How many fortnights is a Colour?


Quote #297

<Vague_Rant> "It has been speculated by the art on Vinson Ngo's deviantART
             account[2] that there will be other characters and cameos in
             future strips."
<Vague_Rant> Gee. How exciting.
<Vague_Rant> What a piece of shit.
<wizardrydragon> Vanity pages ftw
<Vague_Rant> Although, I am impressed that his art has apparently gained
             sentience.
<Vague_Rant> Better than can be said for the artist himself.
<Vague_Rant> Or whoever wrote this article.


Quote #298

cimon> seriously though, feeding reindeer shrooms and drinking the piss was an
        excellent way to regularize the intake of a drug that was widely
        variable in the natural substrate...


Quote #299

<gurch> 06:46, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
        unprotected Anal sex
<gurch> yeah... you might wanna get some tests done
<gurch> for that matter
<gurch> 06:02, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
        unprotected Fuck
<gurch> you may have caught something from that, as well
<Glen_S> unprotected anal sex???
<centrx> "feels better"
* gurch imagines the next entry in the deletion log
<gurch> Centrx (Talk | contribs | block) unprotected Anal sex
        (and I enjoyed it!)


Quote #300

<Gurch> 13:47, 17 November 2006 Misza13 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked
        "The Glen S username blocking championchips (contribs)"
         with an expiry time of indefinite  ({{UsernameBlocked|.}})
<Gurch> I guess that means you win? :P
<Misza13> probably


Quote #301

<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
       to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
       to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam :o
<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
       but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it more
<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people
             might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks
             like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card
             number...
<Gracenotes> To: Bob Something   From: The Wikimedia Foundations
             Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently
             been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would
             appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity.
             Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this
             fancy email. Thank you.  -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundation
              WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP
              IMMEDIATELY -- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation.
         MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service,
         the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an
         account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be
         stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.


Quote #302

<SushiGeek> Dmcsleep needs to have a lanyard that he can wear around his neck
            that beeps loudly when somebody needs a checkuser
<SushiGeek> so when he's sleeping somebody can go "BEEP BEEP CHECKUSER"


Quote #303

* RedMenace has joined #wikimedia-ops
<RedMenace> now what was that for
<NK_Away> * RedMenace is a troll
<RedMenace> ?1
<RedMenace> i havnt trolled in like 12 minutes


Quote #304

<Werdnum> if (nickj.nationality == "au") { nickj.print("Yes"); } else {
    nickj.print("No"); }
<nickj> "yes" and "no" - dual Aus / Uk (born Edinburgh)
<Werdnum> nickj: I'm pretty sure that's a non-standard parser ;)
<nickj> hey, I deliberately try and put down answers that I know will confuse
    the system when filling in forms, so why should this be any different? ;-)
<Werdnum> nickj: SQL injection on the census?
<Werdnum> Name: Andrew'; DROP TABLE person;---


Quote #305

<Coredesat> actually, wait
<Coredesat> Restore it
<Coredesat> Needs to be taken back to MFD :/
<Coredesat> That MFD closed without consensus
<bastique> wonk
<bastique> wonk
<SushiGeek> wonk
<NullC> no wonking in public please.
<Slowking_Man> Wonking a process is illegal in 37 U.S. states and the
               District of Columbia
<centrx> Process wonkery is a federal offense
<SushiGeek> it's not illegal in Wisconsin though
<SushiGeek> or Florida
<SushiGeek> so me and Bastique can legally wonk
<sean_black> not together
<SushiGeek> LOL not together
<NullC> FS 57.105 makes it illegial in florida.
<NullC> So bastique better not wonk..
<SushiGeek> then 38 states
<SushiGeek> what if bastique moves to Georgia (where it is legal)
<centrx> There is conflict in the Courts of Appeal with regard to the
         application of the Commerce Clause to Process Wonkery, hopefully this
         will be clarified in the upcoming Supreme Court case, Jimbo Wales v.
         Wonky Wonka
<dannyisme> so is mrrying your sister, but you dont do it
<NullC> I think if you cross state lines for the purpose of wonking it's a
        federal offense.
<NullC> (especially if the wonking involves a minor...)
<centrx> Process Wonkery has a long legal history dating back to the curia of
         medieval England
<centrx> The Romans were notorious process wonks; this was one of the major
         reasons for their collapse
<centrx> The Vandals disregarded process entirely
<NullC> centrx: Museum of London has a whole section on it... complete with the
        displays of the wax seals everyone needed. ;)
<Coredesat> Ah, but didn't the Byzantines indefblock the Vandals?
<centrx> In fact, the Vandals specifically exploited the Romans heavy use of
         process.
<centrx> Process wonkery leads to vandal victory


Quote #306

( twincest )     if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*
                 [a-zA-Z0-9_\.'-]+)?@([a-zA-Z0-9]+
                 ([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
                 [\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( twincest )         $Error = "Invalid syntax";
( HardDisk_WP ) fat regex o_O
( Submarine ) there are probably perl regexps for email addresses out there
( Tubarao ) twincest: should be like this: if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|
            ([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*[a-zA-Z0-9_\#\.'-]+)?@
            ([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
            [\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( Tubarao ) to allow the # ..
( twincest ) are you sure?  that doesn't seem to agree with RFC2822 either
( twincest ) there are several more characters allowed that it doesn't match
! Submarine suggests allowing mostly anything
( Tubarao ) let me check rfc2822
( NotACatAtWork ) Submarine: interesting rant here:
                  http://www.regular-expressions.info/email.html
( Submarine ) yes
( NotACatAtWork ) a Clusty search for regex+"email address" is turning up some
                  more stuff
( NotACatAtWork ) oohh!
( Submarine ) besides, what's the usefulness of "validating" addresses?
( Submarine ) telling stupid people that www.free.fr is not their email
              address?
( Submarine ) telling people that have valid addresses than their address is
              not correct?
( NotACatAtWork ) try this: ^(([^:/?#]+):)?(//([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)(\?([^#]*))
                  ?(#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) or even this: ^(?:([^:/?#]+):)?(?://([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)
                  (?:\?([^#]*))?(?:#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) (damn those emoticons!!!)


Quote #307

<DMAshura> I'm looking for more articles to write basically
<keitei> as much as I love pokemon, you're probably better off adding a missing 
              encyclopedic article than random crap
<DMAshura> What does Pokemon have to do with it o.o;
<Demi> All WikiProjects are actually Pokemon projects in disguise.
<toresbe> indeed
<Earle_Martin> c.f. the map of wikipedia
<deepshuck> there's a giant snorlax sleeping across the way to every project


Quote #308

<LeonWP> any idea btw when 1.9 is going to be released?
<brion> first week of january
<vortigaunt> Quarterly release cycle, dude.
<Nikerabbit> on christmas? :E
<vortigaunt> January.
<vortigaunt> Yes. Yes, Brion is going to wait up on Christmas Eve and package
             up a whole new 1.9.0 release.
<brion> only for the good girls and boys
<Slowking_Man> He's making a list
<vortigaunt> He's checkin' it twice
<brion> the rest of you get coal in your svn up


Quote #309

* helix84 still wonders if someone is still messing with his patch
<RealGrouchy> nicotine not flowing?


Quote #310

<bastique> Luna-San: You are the troll block king
<sean_black> troll blocking block king
<bainer> block king blockking blocking OMG
* sean_black  claps
<Elisson> bainer, you've found evidence that there is a cabal! :D


Quote #311

<NotACow> process is a little bird, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> uh...
<Gurch> no, articles are little birds, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> AfD is a much larger bird with claws that rip the little birds to
        shreds
<Gurch> DRV picks through the corpses and decides if it was a good idea or not.


Quote #312

<Golbez> the m:Friends of gays guideline is very important
<Golbez> and should be observed at all times
<NotACow> Golbez: but there'd be nobody left to edit
<morwen> NotACow: Fred Phelps could
<morwen> we could become GODHATESFAGSAPEDIA.COM
<morwen> '''Sweden''' is a large country in central [[Scandanavia]] which god hates.
<morwen> this could make an amusing uncyclopedia article
<morwen> writing about something in the style of Wikipedia, but with the POV of fred phelps
<nivelbor> That's hilarious.
<nivelbor> Phelpsapedia
<morwen> i had better develop this idea quick, before someone steals it from me


Quote #313

* Werdnum normally hides in his developer hole.
<TehKewl1> I need a girlfriend, so I can hide in her hole
<CableModem> ...
<TehKewl1> wait O_O


Quote #314

<YellowMonkey> I got an article through FA and simultaneously someone
               nominated it for GA and the GA reveiwer failed it because it was
               "boring"
<Coredesbusy> ...huh?
<SushiGeek> He got an article through FA.
<SushiGeek> At the same time, somebody put it on good articles
<SushiGeek> and the reviewer for the article failed it because he said it was
            boring


Quote #315

<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.129 seconds
<nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.020 seconds
<JeLuF> why is nagios reporting everything twice?
<mark> JeLuF: it's been doing that since I restarted it yesterday
<mark> I'm not sure
<mark> it's not the exact same message anyway
<DArkoneko`busy> the program is runing twice, then
<TimStarling> maybe there are two copies running
<mark> probably 2 instances running
<DArkoneko`busy> heh :)
<JeLuF> yup
<TimStarling> yeah, that
<mark> yes ;)
<TimStarling> now let's all try to fix it at once, ok?
<mark> no :)
<nagios-wm> Host tingxi is UP: (No Information Returned From Host Check)
<TimStarling> fixed, I think
<JeLuF> killed all instances, restarted it.
<TimStarling> you too?
<TimStarling> did mark try it as well, just as a matter of interest?
<mark> no


Quote #316

( +{b} ) OMG Brion is commenting on our village pump
( +{b} ) We're not worthy


Quote #317

<kim_register> Jhs, I should have asked what you thouht I was before answering 
               your question
<kim_register> Jhs, to add to the statistics
<kim_register> drat drat drat
         <Jhs> lol
<kim_register> which reminds me of the song boten anna..., who the heck wants 
               to go out with a girl who fails the turing test? :-P


Quote #318

<kim_register> what's wrong with tentacle monsters
<kim_register> or do you need to be female to errr, appreciate them?
   <Eloquence> kim_register, I think they are most appreciated by males. from 
               a distance.


Quote #319

From #wikipedia-en-admins:
<IgnoreAllRules> NotACow, [[User:Dmcdevit/YouTube]] provides a reasonable rationale
<NotACat> IgnoreAllRules: as it is, you lay yourself open to a disruption charge
 if you simply "smite the ungodly from on high"
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: for what?
<IgnoreAllRules> for removal of YouTube links
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: and i care because?
<IgnoreAllRules> I don't think I asked you.
<IgnoreAllRules> It was Phil.
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: you spoke to me
<IgnoreAllRules> sorry about that
<NotACow> 'sok, people confuse us all the time. would you care for some tea?


Quote #320

From the Commons channel: 
<rama>        My licence said : I put this image under CC.by-sa blabla because
              it's not clear whether or not trivial reproductions are elligible 
              for copyright in France, and if they are not, this is public domain
<rama>        the guy reverted to "public domain" over and over on the grounds 
              that the law is clear that there is no copyright IN THE USA AND IN
              GERMANY
<newmanbe>    Pfft.
<Bastique>    rama: What a dick
<rama>        yes
<Kawaii_Neko> ...
<newmanbe>    PD-art would't apply, because there was creativity in 
              your picture taking. :)
<rama>        the last time someone decided that German laws should be 
              applicable in France did not exactly leave a good memory to
              everybody...


Quote #321

* brion needs a dual-core oven


Quote #322

! +SB_Johnny thinks commons needs a lot more redirects :)
( +SB_Johnny ) especially for articles about plants, insects, etc... most people
       searching (in any language) won't know the scientific names
( +Cool_Cat ) SB_Johnny unless they know latin
( +Cool_Cat ) as a native language
( +geniice ) with the birth rate in VC that seems somewhat unlikely


Quote #323

( +timichal ) nothing beats the time when I found a furry porn image from 2002 on Meta, though


Quote #324

( brion ) hmm
( brion ) it's xmas, so i'm going to be nice and not WONTFIX this feature request just yet


Quote #325

 <Babajobu> Kate's is down again? 
<robchurch> Yep.   
* robchurch grins from ear to ear 
 <Babajobu> Kate's goes down every time my RfA goes up. 
 <Babajobu> It's a conspiracy. 
<robchurch>   
 <Babajobu> THEY are at it again. 
<robchurch> Babajobu: They? 
 <Babajobu> robchurch, the conspirators. 
<robchurch> Babajobu: Oh, I see. Who might they be? 
*  Aranda56 gets bored. 
 <Babajobu> robchurch, Zionist Muslims. 
 <Babajobu> That's my theory, anyway. 
 <Babajobu> There is a Zionist Muslim conspiracy to deprive me of support so I 
            can't interrupt THEIR evil plans 


Quote #326

<TehKewl1> ok ok
<TehKewl1> I thought of the perfect wikipedia model
<TehKewl1> a pool system
<TehKewl1> the editors are the hose that fills the pool up, the developers are
           the pump, the vandalfighters are the filters
<TehKewl1> the cleanup crew are the chlorinator
<TehKewl1> the deletionists are the waste outlet
<TehKewl1> and the average users are the swimmers :D
<deepshuck> trolls put aids in the pool and close it


Quote #327

<Vague_Rant> OS X is just complete bullshit.
<Vague_Rant> I'm not jerking off to the actual window that the porn is in.
<Vague_Rant> So stop with the fancy bullshit.


Quote #328

<BoL> desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
      desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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      desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
  =-= BoL was booted from #lobby by FastLizard4 (FastLizard4)



Quote #329

<Soms> heh I have a 65" Plasma =P
<CableModem> lol
<CableModem> 65" plasma. mmh./
<CableModem> that must make a nice heater. :D


Quote #330

<Alkivar> fuck i need to beat my cat ... goddamn cat dug a hole into the bag of
kitty litter i bought yesterday and took a shit IN THE BAG!


Quote #331

<brion> $dbr->select( array( 'tempaltelinks', 'page_restrictinos' ),
        array( ... ), array( 'tl_from=pr_age', 'pr_cascade' => 1, 'tl_title' =>
        $this->getText(), ___METHOD__ );
<brion> or sth
<brion> right?
<brion> oh and spell thigns right


Quote #332

* brion suddenly wonders what's bug 666
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=666 meh boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1337 well that was mildly
        boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1984 extraordinarily
        bring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=42 ... appropriate
        somehow


Quote #333

<brion> 1.6 receives security fixes only
<brion> which will continue, if necessary, at least through april
<hspaans> brion: so after april your f*ck*d?
<hashar> what will happen to brion in april ?
<Fyren> He turns back into a pumpkin.
<robchurch> cool
<robchurch> waitaminute
<robchurch> if brion was the pumpkin, then...
<robchurch> OH MY GOD
<robchurch> I WAS A RAT!?
<brion> IMAGINE THE PUMPKIN PIE I'D MAKE
<brion> YUMMMM
<Fyren> brion: Please post more pie pictures.


Quote #334

<hashar> maybe we should start talking about the version number after 1.9
<Fyren> 1.a, obviously.
<brion> it's already 1.10 dude
<Simetrical> Although Fyren's idea is appealing.
<Simetrical> After we run out of letters, we can switch to Greek.
<Simetrical> Then Hebrew.  Cyrillic.
<hashar> € !!
<Simetrical> If people can't tell the difference between alpha and 'a', screw them.
<Fyren> There's enough kanji/hanzi to keep it up for a while.


Quote #335

<Mike_H> Anal hurts like a motherfucker.


Quote #336

<timichal_> why do i chat with a phone when I'm sitting in front of a computer?


Quote #337

[... Citizendium ...]
<morwen> Their problem is getting the ball rolling
<morwen> Wikipedia's problem is stopping the ten ton ball rolling at a hundred
miles per hour and killing everyone in its path.
<Heligo> Citizendium might get on better if their server didn't run on steam and
have an old woman cranking a handle to make the hard drives turn
<ShakespeareFan00> LOl
<ShakespeareFan00> {{fact}}


Quote #338

<Gracenotes> wow...
<Gracenotes> I typed "gfgfg" into the search bar, because I was bored
<Gracenotes> and I found an article that had been vandalized
<Gracenotes> with "gfgfg"
<Gracenotes> so I reverted it
<Gracenotes> ...same with "gfgf"


Quote #339

:::: ( • ) Joins: Mark_Ryan ( i=MarkRyan@wikipedia/Mark ) joined #wikimedia-tech ( 98 Users )
( Mark_Ryan ) oi
( Mark_Ryan ) techies
( Mark_Ryan ) squid's broken for some people
( Mark_Ryan ) you might want to fix it, or we might get a lawsuit
( Adam1213 ) lol
( Mark_Ryan ) from frustrated users.
( Mark_Ryan ) for mental distress


Quote #340

(from #mediawiki)
* Joins: PHILIP_B (n=chatzill@cpe-66-67-219-123.rochester.res.rr.com)
* PHILIP_B is now known as PHILIP
* Quits: nfolson (n=nfo@CPE-76-177-177-204.natsoe.res.rr.com) ("#mediawiki")
<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run
             ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
<robchurch> mostly porn
<LeonWP> Free porn.
<brion> porn? where?
<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
* brion $ mv porn .porn
<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password
         reminders, sign up) and I can't.     -  I've configured the $wgSMTP
         array, set $path to include location of pear.  and I get a blank
         screen when I request a password get sent out.  ** Not as important as
         where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.**
(3 minutes pass)
<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer.  Probably someone else
             here does, if they notice the question.  :D


Quote #341

<robchurch> open source brion? i can compile my own?
<LeonWP> robchurch, you may also fork it.
<Simetrical> robchurch: Yeah, but you need a DNA compiler first.
<robchurch> woot
<Simetrical> It's self-compiling, but the hardware is a pain to work with.
<robchurch> so i can hack about the insides and make my own variant?
<robchurch> excellent
<LeonWP> sure robchurch 
* robchurch goes to market the world's first cyber brion
<brion> buy me dinner first
<LeonWP> not sure what license it is, though; possible you may even sell it.
<robchurch> only if you're a commercial success
<LeonWP> wow
<LeonWP> I wonder who's the author
<Simetrical> It's really a derivative of two other works.
<Simetrical> Kind of mashed the different parts together randomly.
<Simetrical> Not sure that's eligible for copyright.
<LeonWP> so god is the very original author?
<Simetrical> LeonWP: I dunno, you'd have to go to court to see how that pans
             out.  Might be tricky there.
<robchurch> the good thing is, if you don't believe in Him, then the licence
            problems just vanish
<robchurch> or would His work be ineligible for copyright anyway?
<robchurch> you can just imagine the Vatican would want to milk as much cash
            out as possible
<NotACat> robchurch: problem is, if He believes in you, does his licence take
          precedence? ;-)
<Simetrical> robchurch: You'd have to get a jury to agree that the
             preponderance of the evidence falls against God's existence.
<Simetrical> In America.
<Simetrical> . . . good luck.


Quote #342

[Mike_H is watching Olympic tryouts on Greek television]
<Mike_H> That's odd
<Mike_H> why are there random women running with the men?
<Mike_H> they run them together in Greece?
<Mark_Ryan> equal opportunities
<Mike_H> nvm
<Mike_H> it was an ugly man


Quote #343

* Tooby|busy is now known as Tooby|died
* Simetrical robs Tooby|died's corpse
<Tooby|died> jackal :p
<Tooby|died> :)
<Simetrical> :(
<Simetrical> Jackals eat.  They don't examine the watch for brand name and the
             presence of gold before discarding it as a cheap fake and looking
             for the wallet.
* Simetrical prefers to think that he has some dignity


Quote #344

* Cybersoft is now known as Ceiling_Basilisk
* Ceiling_Basilisk is watching you masturbate
<Ceiling_Basilisk> but its the last time you do it


Quote #345

<brion> we're very friendly
<timichal_> (except when he stabs you)
<brion> yeah but it's a loving kind of stab
<brion> gets you right in the heart, y'know?


Quote #346

<sean_black> shit fuck crap ass motherfuck bitch, Morbo


Quote #347

<Editor-at-Large> !google TehKewl1 likes spam
<TehKewlBot> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/TehKewl1_2
* Editor-at-Large laughs
<TehKewl1> O_O
<Editor-at-Large> oh, that's priceless
<Editor-at-Large> XD


Quote #348

<Lubaf> "In the Distopian justice system, the people are persecuted by two
        seperate, yet equally important groups: The police who instigate crime,
        and the district attorneys who persecute the innocent. These are their
        stories."


Quote #349

* gentgeen finds a wiki stealing wikipedia content without attribution
<Evil_Monkey> To the Copyright-Mobile!!!
<gentgeen> I think I'll try a personal email before I light up the GFDL-Signal
<gentgeen> as I think they stole an article I edited at some point
<Evil_Monkey> gentgeen: especially since we now know that Richard Stallman
              sleeps with a katana under his bed


Quote #350

<Shreshth91> !order pole dancers whoo hoo!
* WineSteward sees: Shreshth91 orders a round of pole dancers whoo hoo!.
* CableModem cuts the pole down with a hacksaw
* WineSteward sees: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the 

pole dancers whoo hoo! covers the floor.
<CableModem> HAHAHAH
<Shreshth91> LOLOLOLOLO
<kila> LOL


Quote #351

<Mark_Ryan> I'd much prefer markRYAN or something like that
<Werdna> Mark_Ryan: you can use that...
<Werdna> it's like
<Werdna> mark <shout>RYAN</shout>
<Werdna> like brion VIBBER
<Werdna> I swear, whenever I see brion's username on Wikipedia, I feel like I
         should be shouting the VIBBER bit and accompanying it with a
         twenty-one gun salute.


Quote #352

<Vague_Rant> Shit man, I hope when I die my articles aren't mentioned in my
             obituary.
<Vague_Rant> What a depressing thing to be remembered for.
<Earle_Martin> "He edited articles such as 'Taxonomy of Pokemons',
               'Minor characters in Star Trek TOS spinoff novels', and
               'Anal bleaching'."
<Earle_Martin> He will be missed. *sniff*


Quote #353

<YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?


Quote #354

* Deon was gonna go to [[Fall Out Boy]] concert tonight :(
<petermdodge> That sounds horrible.
<petermdodge> In more ways than one
<Deon> =O
<petermdodge> I dont do that emo band crap.
<Luna-San> But then you realized that it was not, in fact, a scene, but in all 
           likelihood an arms race?


Quote #355

<HemlockMartinis> I'm heading to bed, see y'all tomorrow night for another
                  edition of "Hemlock Martinis wanders the horrors of
                  [[Category:Uncategorized]] like Dante through Hell."


Quote #356

<Messedrocker> "Dr. Pepper loses license to practice medicine following
               incident"


Quote #357

<mindspillage> Dear god. Now I picture goatse nightlights.


Quote #358

<TheWeasel> First Life is a popular MMORPG


Quote #359

<Psycho_Kirby> So I had this ride idea. I call it "The Speedy Deletion."
<Psycho_Kirby> It's a shooting game, something like the Buzz Lightyear thing at
               Disney World...with a twist.
<Psycho_Kirby> You get points for shooting junk articles and lose points for
               shooting good articles.
<Psycho_Kirby> So you would get points for shooting a narcissistic 13-year-old
               girl.
<Psycho_Kirby> But if you shoot JFK, you lose points and a bunch of animatronic
               conspiracy theorists find out it's all a theme park ride.
<Psycho_Kirby> And on the theme park, there would probably be an animatronic
               Wikipe-tan somewhere.


Quote #360

[13:44] <Random> so can anyone help me do a mass ucfd nomination?
[13:44] <Mike_H> Yeah, me neither
[13:44] <Mike_H> it hurts like a bitch
[13:45] * TheWeasel coughs
[13:45] <Gwern> Boochan: sure, but how many nongay men like butsexx?
[13:45] <Random> i'm gonna put together a list in a minute


Quote #361

<Ellis> Saying "Can you shoot sub-zero lasers from your nipples and turn objects
        into ice?" in any other channel than #wikipedia would have me on many
        ignore lists by now.


Quote #362

<auda> hiii room
<TEH_HERPES> Hello auda
<TEH_HERPES> We have been expecting you
<auda> ooh u know me
<TEH_HERPES> Don't you remember me?
<auda> in fact no
<auda> can u remind me
<TEH_HERPES> Itchy, the stripper from Miami. June of 2003...


Quote #363

<robchurch> Powerball is an American lottery, apparently.
<robchurch> Amazing what this Wikipedia thingy's got in it.
<robchurch> It also says Wacko Jacko is Santa Claus.
<robchurch> Oh, hang on, that's Uncyclopedia.
<Slowking_Man> Wikipedia told me that Josh is gay
<zocky> 'Wikipedia "outs" Josh, who turns out to be straight' New York,
        17 March 2007 - Wikipedia was rocked by another credibility scandal
        today after it emerged that Josh, whom Wikipedia officially called gay
        between 10:32 and 10:36 is in fact straight.


Quote #364

( robchurch ) The great thing about a bug tracker is it stores things
              indefinitely.
( robchurch ) The big problem with a bug tracker is that it stores things
              indefinitely.


Quote #365

( +gmaxwell ) Sorry. The wikimedia orbital space laser is controlled by
              toolserver, as a result it seldom works.


Quote #366

<Qxz> from the discussion on whether warning messages should be semi-protected:
<Qxz> "Do SOMETHING - I just told a user they'd be SHOT if they continued to
      vandalize."


Quote #367

-ChanServ:#wikipedia- Slowking_Man!n=slow@wikipedia/Slowking-Man enabled
                      notices of #wikipedia access list changes
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o AntiSpamMeta] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b *!*@services.] by AntiSpamMeta


Quote #368

<Thatcher-away> if you work for a health insurance company and are posting
                from work under the name Orel Secs do you need another agenda?


Quote #369

* dungodung starts chanting SUL
<brion-office> fuck sul, i've got pie


Quote #370

<PullToOpen> capital letters are very important to our language
<Ceiling_Cat> PullToOpen - I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
<PullToOpen> capitalization is the difference between "will you help your uncle 
             jack off the horse" and "Wiill you help your Uncle Jack off the horse"
* Ceiling_Cat watches PullToOpen and his uncle
* PullToOpen takes pictures and sends it to PETA


Quote #371

( rtc ) commons allows about any license if it is being disguised properly.
( +timichal ) haha
( +timichal ) I mean, hah


Quote #372

<+Coredesat> "choose life"?
<+Coredesat> what kind of AFD argument is that?
* +Coredesat watchlists this AFD ;)
<+Nilfanion> coredesat: you just want a give a pro-choice closure
<+Coredesat> XD
<+Nilfanion> "as a thinking administrator i exercise my right to choose to 
             abort this article"
<+Nilfanion> XD
<+Coredesat> hahahahaha


Quote #373

<BoboTheNinja> Rejected Dr. Seuss book of the day: "One bitch, two bitch,
               dead bitch, blue bitch."


Quote #374

<Wizardman> I'm surpsrised American Idol fans haven't been destroying me.�
<dannyisme> DID YOU VOTE FOR SANJAYA�
<karynn> the only think i know baout sanjaya is that wikipedia's picture of him
         is a copyvio.
<Hedley> Good general knowledge, that.
<Hedley> "So Sir, what do you know about X?" "Nothing at all.. but I know
         X's article on Wikipedia has disputed factual accuracy."


Quote #375

<Ceiling_Cat> "You know you are having a rough day when you start editing
              articles on terrorists to get away from more
              controversial articles"


Quote #376

(on #wikimeia-tech)
<barklund> you say there are more than 1 db request at a time? :)
<intgr> Nah, Wikipedia can't be that popular.


Quote #377

<robchurch> I could never become President. I'm British, I'm educated, I don't
            care about gay marriage or abortion, I opposed the Iraq war, I don't
            mind the French or the Germans and I don't watch Sesame Street.
<robchurch> Do not underestimate the influence of the Children's Television
            Workshop.


Quote #378

<robchurch> amidaniel, do you like the current arrangement of your internal 
            organs?
<amidaniel> robchurch: Quite frankly, no. They're illogical structure serves 
            only to reinforce my belief that there is no intelligent creator.
<amidaniel> Their*
<robchurch> God damn it. You're supposed to say you like your heart where it is 
            in your chest. And then I'm supposed to say something nasty and 
            threatening, and, well, it's all ruined now, isn't it.


Quote #379

<Luigi30> hmm, there's an unblock request by a user named HolyChristianWarrior.
          I'm sure this will end well


Quote #380

<Simetrical> Now, why do we have wikis for extinct languages again?
<larne> Simetrical: because the foundation's mission is to distribute knowledge
        to dead people.


Quote #381

<Cool_Cat> 愛
<Gurch> 愛?
<Gurch> 愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛愛
<Gurch> looks like space invaders
<Gurch> 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛 愛
<Gurch>             '
<Gurch>              /\


Quote #382

* SugarGlider (n=SugarGli@CPE0050bacb85e5-CM0014045c04ea.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #wikipedia
<SugarGlider> anybody in here?
<ST47> no
<Mr_Gustafson> no
<ST47> noone
<TwinsMetsFan> nah
<SugarGlider> ok then...
<ST47> 'there is none...no, not one'
* SugarGlider has quit (Client Quit)
<ST47> :)
<TwinsMetsFan> lmao
<wimt> heh


Quote #383

* bumm13 shudders at the thought of someone flatulating into the mike while the software is running
<bumm13> it might tell the story of Microsoft's history!
<Editor-at-Large> mic!
<Editor-at-Large> mic, not MIKE!


Quote #384

< AmiDaniel_away> The JDK gives you the cracks, but it also gives you the doors
< AmiDaniel_away> PHP has no doors -- just cracks
* jimbojw is beginning to regret the cracks metaphor
* AmiDaniel_away plans to stop with the bad metaphors soon :D
< davidmccabe> it's a great metaphor.
< davidmccabe> MW as pile of rubble with people living in it.
< davidmccabe> millions of them.
< davidmccabe> of course, I wouldn't touch MW as it is, either, if it weren't my day job.
< jimbojw> a pile of rubble ... with cracks?
< davidmccabe> or any PHP app.
< davidmccabe> jimbojw: the cracks define the shape. so yeah, basically. the whole damn thing is giant
               cracks.


Quote #385

<zocky> we should really do what germans did
<zocky> delete all the non-free images, and most of the cruft
<Rebent> ...
<Darksun> I'm not saying that just because a show is notable, all it's episodes are. 
I'm saying that in some cases they are
<zocky> it would help us get rid of people who think cruft is important
<Rebent> zocky are you calling jews cruft?
<kenlyric> nothing can end well that starts with "we should do what the germans did"


Quote #386

<Mike_H> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihtEhOnQU
<Mike_H> This is the gayest shit I've seen on soaps in a long time.
<Cyrius> I'd better not watch it
<Cyrius> if it's so gay Mike_H is saying it's gay
<Cyrius> it'll probably cause a hormone imbalance just from watching it


Quote #387

<Animum> Real-Life, maybe?
<Animum> (The thing that comes in a can.)
<Riana>  I've never heard of it. Tell me more!
<Animum> It's the greatest thing since sliced bread!! Pay $1.59 extra and you 
can get "Dates in a can" free of charge!!!
<Riana>  crikey. I must try this out. Does it come with 'sunshine in a tube'?
<Animum> No, that comes in a bottle.
<Riana>  Oh. OK. Bottles break so easy though :(
<Animum> Oh, but this comes in an UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE!!!!!
<Riana>  now you've convinced me, I must try it out
<Animum> Here you go, ma'am.


Quote #388

<NotASpy> Shadow42: In common with all idiots on Wikipedia that do idiotic 
things, it was because he was an idiot.


Quote #389

<IceKarma> YourVirginity, hey, I've only been looking for you for about 15  years now ;)
<YourVirginity> IceKarma - ever since that night with the clown in the alley?


Quote #390

<Hurricanehink> Full house, horrah
<Nilfanion> {{fact}}
<Titoxd> {{verify}}
<Hurricanehink> <ref>{{cite web|author=WPTC|year=2007|title=[[WP:TROP]]|accessdate=2007-08-14|url=#wiki-hurricanes}}
<Hurricanehink> </ref>
<Nilfanion> {{db-nonsense}}
<Titoxd> {{hangon}}
<Hurricanehink> {{underconstruction}}
<Titoxd> {{inuse}}
<Titoxd> {{template soup}}
<Hurricanehink> {{merge|WP:BJAODN}}
<Titoxd> {{merge|:m:Bash}}
<Hurricanehink> {{support}}
<Titoxd> {{poll bottom}}
<Hurricanehink> {{sofixit}}
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes +o Nilfanion by ChanServ
<Nilfanion> 00:39, 15 August 2007 Nilfanion (Talk | contribs | block) deleted
"#wiki-hurricanes" ([[CSD A3]] no content)
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes -o Nilfanion by Nilfanion
* Coredesat undeletes #wiki-hurricanes
* Coredesat re-deletes it as G1 (patent nonsense)
* Nilfanion lists on DRV... XD


Quote #391

<FT2> CMoreschi - do you want to start [[List of groups that are treated uneq
ually by not having an 'allegations of apartheid' article about them]] ?


Quote #392

* Connel is not enjoying the 10 or so nagios-wm messages in #wikimedia-tech. 
Knams seems to be unreachable, again?
* Connel shrugs. At least Mark fixed the DNS betwixt the tampa cluster and 
toolserver.
<Hessianmuffin> Wow. "betwixt" was the most understandable part of that 
comment.


Quote #393

<VoiceOfAll> yes, all straight socks
<VoiceOfAll> (as opposed to gay socks)
<VoiceOfAll> :p


Quote #394

* Riana gives Wikihermit an Uluru
* Wikihermit wonders what a Uluru is, but eats it anyways
<Riana> lol
<Riana> oi, Wikihermit.
* Wikihermit hopes a Uluru is food
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, it's probably pretty hard on your teeth.
<Pinball22> And extremely filling.
<Wikihermit> O RLY?
<Wikihermit> maybe I should have two?
<kmccoy> Rock on!
<Riana> and probably pretty sacrilegious to actually eat it
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, that's a rockin' idea.
* Wikihermit gives Riana a "hot dish"
* Riana whumps kmccoy
<kmccoy> Wikihermit, are you feeling a bit stoned now?
<Wikihermit> kmccoy: sure?
<Wikihermit> kmccoy: although I try to refrain from eating stones
<kmccoy> Wikihermit: Your voice is getting a bit gravelly, too.
<Riana> lol
<Riana> he's an earthy fellow, that Wikihermit
<Riana> OK I shouldn't try
<Wikihermit> :D
<kmccoy> tee hee
* Wikihermit is off to bed, night!
<Riana> indeed
<Riana> night Wikihermit
<kmccoy> Wikihermit: You'll sleep like a rock!




Quote #395

* escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't
follow him
<escape_goat> to fap
* The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat
<Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat
<escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND
<Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP
<escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England


Quote #396

( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed 
from the globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing
 "VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver won't 
be able to handle the traffic. ;)
( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load.  it has the power
of greyskull.


Quote #397

(Vassyana) You never really do see RfAr's with comments like "My opponent is 
pushing a pro-anal sex POV" or "Editor X consistantly refuses removes references
 from peer-reviewed articles about the mechanics of strap-on dildos"


Quote #398

( flyingparchment ) when official people are saying the same things as me 
  trolling on irc, i think we might have operational issues


Quote #399

<IsAMadman> Why is our ComCom guy explaining bukkake to kids...
<NotACow> IsAMadman: because kids are at about the same intellectual level as 
members of the press


Quote #400

<sean_black> kids today need to be more informed about tentacle sex, or they're
 going to be popping out evil demon rapist babies


Quote #401

* Physchim62 doesn't even want to imagine the ejaculation videos on wookiepedia


Quote #402

<gmaxwell> sync sync sync senora sync your source code fine. 
           scap scap scap senora scap it all the time.


Quote #403

<Daniel-Lurking> enwiki arbcom would eat bash :)


Quote #404

<Mike_H> Wikipedia:Civility is an official policy. If you don't keep it, you 
risk being banished. --Kjoonlee 14:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
<Mike_H> rofl, "banished." Like this is the Middle Ages.
<LaraLove>Didn't Romeo get banished? From Verona?
<Mike_H> All I remember from 9th grade English class is that he died at the 
end. And so did she.
<LaraLove> Tragic.
<Mike_H> If the Montagues and the Capulets just followed WP:CIVIL, it wouldn't 
have even been an issue.


Quote #405

<SNORLAX> are you calling enumclaw a pokemon?
<Ceiling_Cat> SNORLAX - go expandify [[Mr. Hands]]
<Ceiling_Cat> Pixxxxxxxxxxxxx plz
<SNORLAX> I think the horse expanded him enough
<Ceiling_Cat> lulz


Quote #406

<domas> people are so pushy nowadays
<domas> poor brion
<domas> he doesn't have right to tell 'I don't care'
<domas> ;(
<domas> and everyone can annoy him :(
<domas> brion: how's SUL?! :-)


Quote #407

*in the toolserver channel*
( siebrand ) twincest: any idea why I cannot 'svn up' on stable ts?
( twincest ) please, be more vague


Quote #408

<gwern> when your only tool is birth control, every problem looks like
something you can safely have sex with


Quote #409

<domas> thats the profile of 'go' feature
<domas> all it does in this case is a redirect
<domas> I wonder, how it managed to actually parse something
<domas> and of course, let's load all messages
<domas> you never know which language is HTTP in
<domas> Location: for some, Położenie for Poles.
<domas> Сървър: Апачи


Quote #410

<slakr>  o/~ I'm bringin' rollin'back
<animum> Yeah!


Quote #411

<LuciferTiger> i actually Lolled at Viagra_Cat
<Viagra_Cat> :)
<gwern> what viagra spam would cats get? 'is ur d1ck not spiny enuff? does she only mewl and not yowl
        when you pull backwards? get premium V I A G R A now, meow!'


Quote #412

From the OTRS channel:
<al_tally> who is that?
<al_tally> o nvm
<al_tally> Delphine's daughter, right?
<cary> ya
<schiste> cary what about creating an OTRS account for emma right now?
<cary> I think you should suggest that to Guillaume
<cary> She would need an email address first
<jredmond> geez, she's how many days old and she doesn't have an e-mail address yet?
<jredmond> her parents are such slackers.


Quote #413

* NotAYert has quit ("SPICE GIRLS CONCERT- FEBUARY 3RD<3333333")
<The359> ...Spice Girls?
<Krimpet> "febuary"?
<Gracenotes> hyphen instead of dash?


Quote #414

(on the toolserver channel)
( Aviator ) i wonder why the stable server is such an unstable server


Quote #415

<Wizardman> i think i need to shave down there.
<al_tally> ....
<Wizardman> and by down there i mean my beard


Quote #416

From the OTRS channel:
<jayvdb> Mark_Ryan: it is this ticket
         https://secure.wikimedia.org/otrs/index.pl?Action=AgentTicketZoom&TicketID=690781
<jayvdb> it shouldnt have a child :-(
<Mark_Ryan> it's an unfit parent?
<Ral315> jayvdb: You could have an abortion, or put the ticket up for adoption.
<Ral315> There are lots of loving ticket families waiting for a child ticket.


Quote #417

( Monobi2 ) Why are Wikipedians unethical?
( NotACow ) Monobi2: because they take after jimmy, i suppose.


Quote #418

<[21655]> it's called Sense of Humour. Your copy must have expired...
<[21655]> ...may I recommend version 2.0 w/ added sarcasm?


Quote #419

* Ceiling_Cat observes Schrodinger_Cat
<Schrodinger_Cat> Ceiling_Cat: O NOES!  MY WAVEFUNCTION, YOU COLLAPSED IT!
<Ceiling_Cat> Schrodinger_Cat - if only I had a penny for every time some pretty 
girl complained about me collapsing her wave function


Quote #420

--Discussing RuneScape in #wikipedia-en --
<monoxide> lol....me and some other school people decided to play RS rather than do assignments
<monoxide> And we go on there
<monoxide> and start being jeks
<monoxide> and some level 80 guy says "doods, get a life"
<monoxide> epic irony


Quote #421

( Majorly ) lol @ this RfA question
( Majorly ) "What is your stance on WP:BEANS?"
( NotASpy ) I only like Beans if they've got those nice mini sausages in them.


Quote #422

<ral315> Dumb question, but do we have any power with Google to fix a really dumb search result?
<ral315> Googling "Prince Albert" returns the genital piercing before the prince.
<ral315> I think this is because [[Prince Albert]] is a redirect, but if there was a way to fix that
         easily, it'd be nice.
<brion> ral315: honestly, which do you think is more popular? :)
<ral315> brion:  Apparently parents of young children prefer the prince.
<ral315> It's hard to reply to an OTRS e-mail:  I'm sorry your daughter saw an erect penis with a piece
         of metal through the urethra on our site.


Quote #423

<Messedrocker> to anglos it sounds like a song about a girl with extreme fetishes
<Potty> i have fetishes
* Ceiling_Cat puts a {{furry}} sticker on Potty's forehead
<Potty> not furry
* Lucifer_Cat huggles Potty_Cat
<Potty> NO
* Ceiling_Cat takes pixxxxxxxxxxx
<Potty> stop
<Lucifer_Cat> Potty: lol if you love WP, this should be the last place you should stray into :P
<Lucifer_Cat> <kidding>
<Ceiling_Cat> Lucifer_Cat - We all love Wikipedia in different ways
<Ceiling_Cat> I love it like Ike loved Tina
<Ceiling_Cat> (the hard way)
<Potty> like my uncle did to me when i was a kid


Quote #424

<SteveCrossin> bleh
<SteveCrossin> erm
<SteveCrossin> what is a vigina
<SteveCrossin> lol
<(Name removed upon request)> The vagina that belongs to a virgin?


Quote #425

<Howcheng> RyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRyRy
<Rjd0060> the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned
<SteveCrossin> :o
<Rjd0060> ;)
* bstone is a joker
<bstone> ryry
<WBOSITG> oh
<WBOSITG> lol
<Rjd0060> :O
<Sunderland2006> ryry
<SteveCrossin> bstone -_-
* bstone dies laughing
<WBOSITG> omg that's loads
<bstone> LOAD
<bstone> zOMGz
<Juliancolton> Rjd0060: [[WP:BEANS]]
<Rjd0060> bstone: huh?
* Rjd0060 moves to ban bstone and Sunderland2006
<Juliancolton> "the next person to say ryry is gonna be banned banned"
<WBOSITG> xD
<WBOSITG> I do
* bstone rejects Rjd0060's motion
<SteveCrossin> ryryryryryrr
<Sunderland2006> Rjd0060, You have just broke your own statement
<SteveCrossin> ryry ryry ryry ryry ryry 
<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<TenPoundHammer> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<WBOSITG> OMG shut up
<WBOSITG> ;p;
<SynergeticMag> which one?
<SteveCrossin> lol
<bstone> ryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryryry
<WBOSITG> * lol
<WBOSITG> * lol
<bstone> lol
<Rjd0060> no but seriously, thats annoying
<SteveCrossin> ban us all lol
<bstone> it is
* Juliancolton is now known as ryry
<SynergeticMag> ok can we please stop with the ryry crap?
<bstone> BAN THE #
* Howcheng regrets having started that trend
<SteveCrossin> lol ryry 
<Sunderland2006> ryry, hey
* bstone dies laughing
<ryry> Yo
<WBOSITG> :P
<bstone> yo, ryry !
* bstone is now known as TheRealryry
<TheRealryry> HELLO
* SteveCrossin is now known as RyRy5
<RyRy5> ohai
* TheRealryry is now known as RyRy6
<Rjd0060> if you're gonna impersonate people, ...
<RyRy6> please ignore ryry5
* RyRy5 is now known as SteveCrossin
* ryry is now known as Juliancolton
* RyRy6 is now known as bstone
<Rjd0060> thank you :)


Quote #426

(seen on the steward channel)
! drini has some theory about the vandalbots on enwiki a few years ago, you know 
      those "OMG SHANEL HAS HUGE BOOBS" thing
<drini> I think the bot master was pathoschild hitting on shanel


Quote #427

* Dendodge wishes Wikipedia would get a decent server and stop using Jimbo's Windows 95 laptop


Quote #428

-- #wikimedia-commons --
<Bryan> Free Love, Love that you can freely share, mix and use commercially!
<monoxide> But beware of trademarks!
--and a few moments later--
<Bryan> I wonder what GFDL love is like
<Bryan> you should copy the full 2 page license text when you share this love?
<monoxide> that's a massive condom!
<Bryan> :P
<Bryan> better safe than sorry


Quote #429

-- #wikipedia-en-admins --
* OhanaUnited (i=OhanaUni@i209-195-71-15.cia.com) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins
* east718|away saw OhanaUnited's cia.com hostmask and did a double-take for a sec
<OhanaUnited> lol


Quote #430

<Werdna> somebody put the werdnabot template in a section on a page
<Werdna> so it archived the werdnabot template.
<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive.
<Werdna> and therefore the werdnabot template got archived from the archive archive
<Werdna> and so on
<Rjd0060> :O  Thats not good :P
<MZMcBride> Ahh. Loops.
<Werdna> indeed.
<Rjd0060> How many times did it go?
* Rjd0060 is too lazy to look
<Werdna> I dunno, check Werdnabot's deleted contribs
<MZMcBride> Time to block indefinitely!
<MZMcBride> Ohh.
<Rjd0060> ah; not too many luckily
<Werdna> oh nooes
<Rjd0060> m User talk:Brews ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1
          /Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1 (Automated archival of 26 sections from User talk:Brews
          ohare/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1/Archive 1)


Quote #431

<Pilotguy> !q Will I find a job?
<Wikilinker> Pilotguy: Yes
<Pilotguy> oh boy!
<Warpath> :D
<Warpath> !q Will I get laid? :D
<Wikilinker> Warpath: No
<Warpath> :~(
<Warpath> not fair *cries* :~(


Quote #432

*giggyzorz  thought Phoenixwi is the monster under your bed.
<Phoenixwi> >:-(
<giggyzorz> XD
* Phoenixwi is, and sets your bed on fire :-p
* giggyzorz is sad.
<giggyzorz> can't sleep, burning bed will eat me.
<Phoenixwi> loo
<giggyzorz> [[User:Can't sleep, burning bed will eat me]]
<Phoenixwi> LOL


Quote #433

<OhanaUnited>     oh well, at least not as many as giggy (H2O)
* giggyaway is now known as giggy
<OhanaUnited>     oh shit
* giggy waves to OhanaUnited
* OhanaUnited runs


Quote #434

* SteveCrossin was coding in BASIC in 1198
<SteveCrossin> *1998


Quote #435

<Species8472> Jimbo? Isn't that the guy banned for editting articles about himself?


Quote #436

-- #wikipedia-en-accounts --
<ACCBot> [Live]: [[acc:6329]] N http://toolserver.org/~sql/acc/acc.php?action=zoom&id=6329
                 /* Aldemshiq */ hi every body
<Soxred93> It's Dr. Nick!


Quote #437

=-= TheLetterE has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
    http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned users can still talk”
<TheLetterE> typo fix  ;)
=-= ChanServ has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
    http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned uesrs can still talk to ops | Enjoy!”
* TheLetterE kills chanserv 
<FastLizard4> TheLetterE: Will do for you
<TheLetterE> thx
=-= FastLizard4 has changed the topic to “Welcome to the IRC channel for the Code Snippets Wiki on Wikia:
    http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page | Status: Back under construction | Administrators of
		the wiki are voiced in this channel, however, you do not need to be voiced to speak | See
		http://codesnippets.wikia.com/wiki/CSW:IRC for more info | Enjoy and have fun, we allow casual
		discussion | We have relaxed moderation, so banned users can still talk”
<FastLizard4> TheLetterE: Is that better?
-->| Rinn (n=invalide@h113.99.16.72.ip.alltel.net) has joined #code-snippets
* Rinn bursts into the room! 
* FastLizard4 slaps Rinn with a trout 
* Rinn dies


Quote #438

21:37 < Shadoware> How do so many people get viruses?
21:37 < Shadoware> I never have problems with my computer.
21:38 < Soxred93> They don't use AVG.
21:38 < Shadoware> I use Kaspersky
21:38 < Monobi> i use AVG.
21:38 < Soxred93> I use nothing.
21:38 < Monobi> :O
21:38 < Monobi> *stabs*
21:38 < Shadoware> Haha.
21:38 < Soxred93> I need nothing
21:38 < Monobi> I'm going to email you a virus.
21:38 < Soxred93> I use a mac.
21:38 < Soxred93> But I use AVG on my windows.
21:38 < Monobi> rm -r /
21:39  * Shadoware is
21:39 < Monobi> :O
21:39  * Shadoware slaps the Mac user.
21:39  * Monobi emails Shadoware to Soxred93
21:39 < Monobi> You'll never see it coming ^_^ .
21:39  * Soxred93 Ow!
21:39  * Soxred93 is in pain.
21:40  * Shadoware comes out of the email and annihilates Soxred93's computer.
21:40 -!- Soxred93 [~Soxred93@2002:4536:4af:0:217:f2ff:fe42:d20b] has left
          #clueirc []


Quote #439

<groovy2shoes> Damn it! How many chambers does this thing have?
<groovy2shoes> !roulette
* groovy2shoes has quit (*bang*)


Quote #440

---In ##GPT---
  <Halopediaman> O_O
           <GPT> fff[[ppppppppppppp[pppppp[u7yuy7u56666666666AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAft
                 gtfg66666yyt66576666666.......
             =-= FastLizard4 is now known as Enterprise_Cat
           <GPT> ,,,,,,,,,,cx c c xxzszxxxzxxzxhghhghhhh
                 ]'
                 ]
                 \
<Enterprise_Cat> :O
             =-= BoL is now known as Industry_Cat
           <GPT> =-------000000000000990999999988987866767666hgggggggghggbhggghghghghghghghhghbghytttttty6
                 ]
                 ]
                 ]
                 Alright, I think I got most of it off.
  <Halopediaman> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                 oops
    <nohelphere> _+*(_)&^%$$%^&*())))|}{|}><****(
                 i cna fllod with /dev/urandom
                 i wont
           * GPT notes you have to be holding shift to do '++++++++++++++', and Halopediaman is faking :P
    <nohelphere> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                 ++--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------====
                 ===========================================================----------------------------------
                 ---------------------------------------------
<Enterprise_Cat> sudo dev/urandom > chatzilla :P
                 * /dev/urandom
    <nohelphere> want me to flood it?
<Enterprise_Cat> nohelphere: sure
    <nohelphere> k
           <GPT> Sounds like fun.
    <nohelphere> here?
<Enterprise_Cat> nohelphere: Like 3 lines
    <nohelphere> ok
  <Halopediaman> well on the far right of the keyboard is a button where you can put your arm on it and move
                 and hit the other enter
            -->| b4 (n=pluto@ppp-69-218-201-41.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net) has joined ##gpt
             =-= b4 is now known as nohelpher
     <nohelpher> 0x10Ûa…€0x15½sV"à¾r°fYª¤²NU¦¢ER^–°vÜÛCclÄن(83²„ŒË±}9ì}ˆ0x04ˆ¼¬NÚqà¾ä¶ž)0x0eþçf÷0x07M†îڑ‡hëä0x05
                 20ƒ50x04dññAƒ¼0x06‡4i0x04²,ò͵0x10ýi¡âuû˜#ÆéSŽ¶«[Œ•¸¢f”rÌ
  <Halopediaman> that button is +
     <nohelpher> &´0x14@5uµô÷IÃÑøÅ9GV£Þ„·¬Q0x1c‰üý½o+2’¿ÈëaX•ûš_Œ»ÿé 0x050x0cõ3d0x17ó0x12DŽ)sÈär,0x0eí¦ƒQÙK0x14àB
                 ›€0x05×ÿ®Ñ܇¡]]0x06ÀXÏaY ¶!0x18óÅ 0x10Õ*Ô4ˆ”œU@Ø°ÚñÖw\òæªó 0x1dT˜‘,)L¡i6‡¬ÏÙ8&2N0x0b<dDúu0x01wÁ®â˜
                 ÄîÜnÚ#9Ÿ³0x10=,š|ë0x0e0x15@bAh§6Å`  8ùáØÓx6ôÜ^Ž0x010x0eñmàâªæØH‚Uu‹0x0eLÏCýMH¹ $0…1(/í0x12Ò¶7Aø*Q0x
                 08ªÂf·º^'@%!+íÏþ! âO ¹QH!¹K2zfb»Ò¯Q0x19߉8g$¼0x1d0x04Hàë»@ûÄa(¬X»­&¼©Ä¥5ªJ70¢Œð+õâêHÍ<mõ¢Å‘†Ü#_®áM•
                 Òn0x15ZhC+0x15}Œ6jh5iÊEþV0x06°<@G: õ0x08
<Enterprise_Cat> XD
           <GPT> O_O
                 Moar!
                 :P
      <iFailing> Moaoaoaoaoaoaoaoar!
<Enterprise_Cat> /dev/urandom is asesome
                 *awesome
                 Moar!
  <Halopediaman> also what if it was on caps?
            -->| b4 (n=pluto@ppp-69-218-201-41.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net) has joined ##gpt
           <GPT> Halopediaman: Caps applies to capital letters, not plus signs.
<Enterprise_Cat> Now, to contribute my flood
            <b4> b`Ã0x13K22¥è0x11V‘rbT!5E¡†FE0x1d20x17±Sf;õÒ]Kû—i:_Ž>þbYß}U\Í0x04zmüM
                 ƤñºðÕ0x0c¿•Q
                 ˆP«pÑ2—?Ô\U0x0c¿¸©5Šêøžß;¯”7H6PÒGÒsE70x0eÌ£¤0x0c0x10äPî
                 ÝǑž)U
  <Halopediaman> mY MISTAKE, BUT THE OTHER THING DID HAPPEN
<Enterprise_Cat> Let me run some stuff through my all-caps converter
                 äPî
                 hehe
            -->| b4_ (n=pluto@ppp-69-218-201-41.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net) has joined ##gpt
  <Halopediaman> Oops caps =P
            |<-- b4_ has left irc.freenode.net (SendQ exceeded)
           <GPT> o_O
  <Halopediaman> O_o
    <nohelphere> o_o
        -->| b4_ (n=pluto@ppp-69-218-201-41.dsl.wotnoh.ameritech.net) has joined ##gpt
<Enterprise_Cat> LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET, CONSECTETUR ADIPISICING ELIT, SED DO EIUSMOD TEMPOR INCIDIDUNT
                 UT LABORE ET DOLORE MAGNA ALIQUA. UT ENIM AD MINIM VENIAM, QUIS NOSTRUD EXERCITATION ULLAMCO
                 LABORIS NISI UT ALIQUIP EX EA COMMODO CONSEQUAT. DUIS AUTE IRURE DOLOR IN REPREHENDERIT IN
                 VOLUPTATE VELIT ESSE CILLUM DOLORE EU FUGIAT NULLA PARIATUR. EXCEPTEUR SINT OCCAECAT
                 CUPIDATAT NON PROIDENT, SUNT IN...
...              CULPA QUI OFFICIA DESERUNT MOLLIT ANIM ID EST LABORUM!! Allcaps courtesey of
                 http://fastlizard4.10gbfreehost.com/allcaps.php
            |<-- b4_ has left irc.freenode.net (SendQ exceeded)
<Enterprise_Cat> XD


Quote #441

      <Timwi> == Should the next major version of mIRC
              support parsing wiki markup? ==
      <Timwi> === Votes for ===
      <Timwi> # ~~~~
     <Grunt`> # -- ~~~~
              * larne opposes
              * larne is an irc traditionalist
<TimStarling> mIRC already supports free links
<TimStarling> simple ones, anyway
      <Timwi> TimStarling: Only in the sense of making them
              clickable, not in the formatting sense
      <larne> == Should the next version of mIRC support
              subst: templates with variables? ==


Quote #442

<kim_> heh, immediately when I try to lookup tinc,
       wikipedia reports a database problem ;-)


Quote #443

<AdamBishop> Reason for deletion: content was:
             'I have haxored wikipedia!!! i am leet linux haxor!!! :P'
<AdamBishop> I bet that guy thought he really hacked Wikipedia


Quote #444

              * Grunt` prods.. I'm getting blank page syndrome again..
      <nadav> Me too
 <Vikingstad> yeah... it's all over I think
     <Grunt`> We're dooooooooooomed!
 <Vikingstad> hehe.
 <Vikingstad> wikipedia will NEVER get back.. muhahaha
     <Grunt`> HEATHEN!  INFIDEL!
 <Vikingstad> ok, that's it for doomsday.. back up :)
     <Grunt`> YaY. :P
<VascoDaGama> Don't you just love the ability to turn
              doomsday on and off at will? ;)
     <Grunt`> VascoDaGama: 99% of action movies will do
              that to some degree. :P
     <Grunt`> VascoDaGama: big scary doomsday device all ready
              to go, and pushing one button or flipping one
              switch turns it off. :P
<VascoDaGama> WIKIPEDIA II: THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
<VascoDaGama> Time to next Wik attack: [insert ridiculously
              huge digital countdown here]


Quote #445

<SethIlys> lol. Enterprise is getting the death slot. :)
 <Raul654> which one?
<SethIlys> Raul: Friday at 9pm.
 <Raul654> Pfft
 <Raul654> let's take the set of potential star trek enterprise viewers
 <Raul654> and subtract out all the people who have something better to
           do on friday night
 <Raul654> ...have we significantly reduced the set?


Quote #446

      <larne> Today's task:  find an image for [[OpenVMS filesystem]]
     <Grunt`> larne: Find a hard drive that uses OpenVMS, rip it apart,
              and take a pic of the platters.  ;)
<DavidGerard> larne: the gates over hell, with "ABANDON HOPE ALL
              YE WHO ENTER HERE" over them
<DavidGerard> if you can find a GFDL image
     <Grunt`> LOL
      <larne> I imagine most images of the gates of hell are
              copyright by satan- he doesn't seem like the gfdl type
     <Grunt`> larne: I suspect someone could do an artistic rendition
    <emRick`> Satan invented copyright ... is the modern form of Babel
     <Grunt`> larne: Don't know who 'someone' might be, but there must
              be at least one person out there ;)
<DavidGerard> artistic renditions aren't encyclopaedic!
     <Grunt`> DavidGerard: if they're unartistic enough, sure they are.
 <AdamBishop> like the artistic rendition of bigfoot?
     <Grunt`> DavidGerard: I'm thinking of pictures in the style
              of prephotographic portraits. :P
      <larne> what about an artistic rendition of a photograph?
     <Grunt`> Or a photograph of an artistic rendition.
     <JamesF> What about a computer 'artistic' effect
              applied to a photograph?
     <JamesF> Or a photograph of a photograph.
     <Grunt`> Or a rendition of a rendition.
      <larne> what about a sepia effect applied to an artistic rendition?
     <JamesF> Or a POVRay re-rendering of the scene? :-)
     <Grunt`> Whatever works and is GFDL is okay by me. :P
<DavidGerard> I HAVE CRAYONS
     <Grunt`> DavidGerard: you know what to do, then! :D
      <larne> I think an image of the gates of hell could be considered POV
      <larne> for one, how do we know hell has gates?
<DavidGerard> larne: you are of course right. it should be
              illustrating [[NTFS]]
    <emRick`> larne: hell won't get get gates for a few more decades ...
              bill is still pretty healthy


Quote #447

     <JamesF> Some American twit on /. is saying that the people
              who went to the US went to avoid "taxation without
              representation". *sighs*
<DavidGerard> JamesF: YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF TERRORIST
              LOVING LIBERAL TO SAY THAT
     <JamesF> David> To say that he's a twit? ;-)
<DavidGerard> YOU SOCIALIST
<DavidGerard> THE INTERNET IS AMERICAN YOU COMMIE
<DavidGerard> SEE!!!!
     <JamesF> Actually, pro-Communist, but never mind :-)
 <AdamBishop> well that is what Americans are taught in history classes
    <emRick`> DavidGerard: THE WIKIPEDIA IS COMMIE YOU AMERICAN
 <AdamBishop> he's probably some 15 year old kid who hasn't
              taken a real history class yet
<DavidGerard> OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     <Olathe> YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWNS !
<DavidGerard> WIKIPEDIA IS LIBERTARIAN CAPITALISM
<DavidGerard> I THINK
<DavidGerard> *dies*


Quote #448

<juxho> here are the basic assumptions i'm relying on: there
        will be [[opinion wiki]] where strict syntax will be
        required to get aggregate information to [[publish wiki]],
        non-neutral-pov is the rule. there will be research
        wiki where all non-neutral-pov stuff will get axed
        immediatelly with a kind notice to go mess around in the
        [[opinion wiki]]. [[publish wiki]] will import from
        [[research wiki]] pending that someone will bet their own
        credibility in declaring some information so certain that
        it needs to be published. also aggregated (via SQL scripts
        written in a not-yet-decided language) will be used to
        automatically update the articles in [[publish wiki]] with
        the aggregate information from [[opinion wiki]] with
        highlights and links to the whole mess of opinions
      * juxho gone to drink more beer


Quote #449

   <nsh> I'm currently putting off over 200 individually important tasks
<Grunt`> nsh: how many of them involve putting off work? ;)
   <nsh> Grunt`, most of them, but that's the beauty of it


Quote #450

<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on World War II!
 <blankfaze> haha yes there is
<OldakQuill> :D
 <blankfaze> you silly.
<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on Pokemon!
    <Grunt`> OldakQuill: The sanity of this person is disputed.
 <blankfaze> Oldak: We WISH.
<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on US geography
<AdamBishop> OMG there is no article on every type of Pokemon and minor
             Pokemon character ever!
    <Grunt`> OMG there is no article on [[there is no article]]
   <fredrik> there is no article on world history !
    <Grunt`> frederik: OMG
 <clarknova> OMFG
    <Kurt__> OMG there are no articles at all!
    <Grunt`> OMG we've been taken over by insidious vandals who have
             blanked all the pages!
  <SethIlys> OMG people are being incredibly silly in #wikipedia!
    <Grunt`> OMG insanity levels are spiralling out of control!
 <blankfaze> OMG i just messed myself!
    <Grunt`> OMG
 <blankfaze> GMO
      <ivan> GMOOMG
 <blankfaze> MOOG GOM
<enrc> The Universe   N   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Universe
       Kevyn  (New Redirect Page; points to Universe (Cool! I got
       to "Create The Universe!" *g*))


Quote #451

(regarding irssi, a textmode IRC client)
<yath> It has fabulous perl scripting.  just ctcp version me.
>yath< CTCP VERSION
-yath- VERSION kvirc (NOT!!) - Apple ][ [MOS 6502/1.00MHz]


Quote #452

          * zoney is just glad we don't use Starfleet 50kV consoles!
<Raul654> Those poor ensign redshirts
<Raul654> someone should really point out that the enterprise is unsafe at any 
          speed


Quote #453

<TheCustomOfLife> What's the criterion for being a "person from Florida"?
          <Grunt> I would expect "person from X" to mean one or more of "born
                  in X", "raised in X", or "currently living in X"
          <Grunt> e.g. I could say I'm from Calgary (currently living in X), or
                  equally validly say I'm from Saskatoon (born/raised in X), or
                  even generalise and say I'm from Canada (all three) :P
          <Grunt> although if the three differ, it's usually a good idea to be
                  specific :)
    <mindspillage> Concur with Grunt.
          <silsor> Concur with mindspillage.
        <gcbirzan> Disagree with silsor.
           <Grunt> Concur with silsor. -- ~~~~
           <Grunt> =b
          <silsor> Murder gcbirzan.
          <silsor> [1] (in the night)
    <mindspillage> Hm... that's a cicrcular concurrence... which is, I guess, 
                   better than a circular argument..
           <Grunt> Disagree with silsor
       <dysprosia> Eat silsor. ~~~~
        <gcbirzan> Concur with silsor.
           <Grunt> Disagree with dysprosia. -- ~~~~
           <Grunt> Disagree with gcbirzan. -- ~~~~
       <dysprosia> Disagree with Grunt. ~~~~
          <silsor> Generic opinion. ~~~~
           <Grunt> Disagree with silsor. -- ~~~~
     <mindspillage> Irrelevant commentary in bold type. ~~~~
        <gcbirzan> Disagree with everyone -- ~~~~
       <dysprosia> Agree with silsor. ~~~~
      <CryptoDerk> Omg look at these tildes ~~~~
          <silsor> Stop it you guys. ~~~~
       <dysprosia> Agree with mindspillage. ~~~~
           <Grunt> Disagree with mindspillage. -- ~~~~
           <Grunt> Agree with silsor. -- ~~~~
       <dysprosia> Strong disagree with silsor. ~~~~
          <Austin> Delete.  ~~~~
    <mindspillage> Disagree with myself. ~~~~
           <Grunt> Delete; nonsensical. -- ~~~~
        <gcbirzan> Rv, [[patent nonsense]] -- ~~~~
        <gcbirzan> Hm. That didn't make sense.
           <Grunt> {{nonsense}}!
          <yelyos> Get into obligatory bash quote. ~~~~


Quote #454

<jwales> Damn Wikipedia people!
<jwales> They took over the Internet!


Quote #455

    <dammit_> "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
              please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
      <brion> ah, the honor system virus
    -HMovie-  "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
              please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
    <JC_home> lol
      <onovy> lol
       <avar> OMG
       -avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
              please resend me to all your friends,thank you"
       <avar> it's spreading!;)
      <brion> time for a disinfection ;)
            * ChanServ gives channel operator status to brion
       <avar> oh oh
     <HMovie> NOOOOOO
            * brion removes channel operator status from brion
      -onovy- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
              please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
      <onovy> noooo! me too :(
      <brion> meh, i don't care
      -avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper defensive techniques, 
              please annihilate brion"
       <avar>  >;)
      <brion> oh noes
     <Austin> It's mutated!
<kate|dayoff> oh noes, it become a DDoS drone
            * brion is consumed by a giant hybrid virus-ant-bearcx


Quote #456

<Economist> ...
<Luigi30> ...?
<BillyH> ...!
<Luigi30> ....
<ABCD> ?
<Sh0t> #
<Luigi30> µ
<Jill^Crux> ¢
<BillyH> ¥
<Luigi30> »
<Jill^Crux> ¶
<Sh0t> Þ
<jguk> sorry Bish - but I think you're a foregone conclusion for admin:)
<BillyH> Aww, jguk! You spoiled it!
<jguk> how come?
<BillyH> We were in the middle of an intelligent conversation there!


Quote #457

<bumm13> .\/.
<bumm13> [_]
<bumm13> hmm, doesn't look like a TV set :P
<bumm13> hi jill
<karmosin> That looks like an angry robot.
<bumm13> it does!
<bumm13> .\/.
<bumm13> [_],,<-- blip bloop kill IRC channel users
* bumm13 destroys the evil sentient robot
*** iMeowbot has left #wikipedia


Quote #458

<SPUI> SethIlys: {{sofixit}}
<SethIlys> SPUI: It's in a news article. There's no edit link.
<CryptoDerk> {{sohackit}}


Quote #459

<CXI> this is like ER: Wikipedia
<CXI> I need 400ccs of page move, stat!
<CXI> but, doctor, nobody's ever merged a page history successfully before
<CXI> don't tell me how to do my job, nurse


Quote #460

<BillyH> \    / /\    /\ \    /
<BillyH>  \  /     ___    \  /
<BillyH>   \ \    /   \   / /
<BillyH>    \ \   \___/  / /
<Linuxbeak> w000!
<WikiFan04> oh my god man
<Elisson> omg
<WikiFan04> That's like a screaming little bird
<WikiFan04> <actual size>
<BillyH> It's cheering!
<WikiFan04> TWEET TWEET BAAGGH


Quote #461

[etcetcetc...]
* SethIlys was the third gunman on the grassy knoll.
* Luigi30 was the fifth Teletubby.
* geogre is the Pied Piper of Hamlen
* Luigi30 is the French Fried Piper.
* SethIlys was John Wilkes Booth and Charles J. Guiteau and Leon Czolgosz...
* Elizzon is the Swedish Chef
* geogre is the Old Man of the Mountain *and* Prester John!
* Luigi30 is the Finnish Chef
* Vague_Rant makes a /me comment.
* SethIlys sings "I Am Going to the Lordy..."
* geogre is the Apollo astronauts, all of them.
* Vague_Rant says, "Oh shit, recursion."
* Luigi30 went to St. Ives?
* unlink is Spartacus
* SethIlys is Spartacus.
* geogre is Spartacus
* Elizzon Spartacus
* geogre cut the cheese
* Lubaf isn't Spartacus, he's only Sparticas.
* Elizzon is Pelé
* Luigi30 is Ronaldo
* geogre is Kilroy
* SethIlys is Xenu.
* Lubaf is Xena, Warrior Princess.
* SethIlys sighs.
* bishonen sighs
* Elizzon sighs
* geogre is Professor Honeydew
* Lubaf is Judge Crator.
* Lubaf is Amelia Erheart.
* Luigi30 is judge, jury, and executioner.
* Lubaf is accuser, defense and prosecuting attorneys, judge,
  jury, and executioner.
* SethIlys is Joxer the Mighty.
* geogre is the Mighty Quinn
* Lubaf is Might Joe Young.
* Luigi30 is Mike Tyson.
* mindspillage is what she is
* Lubaf is the Great White Hype.
* geogre is Quinn the Eskimo
* Lubaf is Nannuck of the North.
* mindspillage is Mork from Ork.
* Project2501a is Jimbo
* geogre runs St. Alfonzo's House of Pancakes
* Project2501a is Jimbo of WIki
* Luigi30 is Locutus of Borg
* SethIlys is hungry. What's for dinner?
* InShaneee is a lumerjack, and he's ok.
* SethIlys is the ruler of the queen's navee.
* Lubaf is not mentioned in any song, ode, or poem.
* geogre is the Unknown Soldier
* Lubaf is a Stone Troll.
* geogre is also the Unknown Citizen
* mindspillage is not a number! I am a free (wo)man!
* Luigi30 is the Unknown Soldier
* Lubaf is Rosebud.
* InShaneee is Macho Man Randy Savage
* Elizzon is aparently a meatball
* Lubaf is the Million Dollar Man.
* SethIlys is John Galt.
* Ben_Babcock is Canadian. :D
* TheCustomOfLife is "weirded OUT!"
* Lubaf is John Doe.
* kwertii wtf?
* geogre is a mystery wrapped in an enigma
* Project2501a throws some discrete analysis at mindspillage
* SethIlys is still hungry, and should get some dinner.
* Ben_Babcock loves the wonderful power of print style sheets.
* Lubaf is FennecFoxen.
* Lubaf is also SethIlys.
* Lubaf is not, however, Tubbie.
* SethIlys is the very model of a modern major general.
* Elizzon wonders where Tubbie went
* geogre is Papa Doc
* mindspillage is large, she contains multitudes
* Tubbie is on Elizzon's head
* InShaneee is the source of kmccoy's trouble.


Quote #462

<Luigi30> Friend Microsoft says Linux is for communists.
<CXI> luigi: do you have brushed metal/chrome clearence, citizen? knowledge of
      Linux is treason


Quote #463

   <karynn> moo
<WikiFan04> moo.
  <Luigi30> oom
<Antandrus> omo.
<WikiFan04> moo.
<Antandrus> I'm out of permootations.


Quote #464

*** AngryParsley_ (~AngryPars@c-67-185-81-161.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
    has joined the channel
*** AngryParsley_ is now known as AngryParsley
*** Kurt is now known as AngrySage
*** AngrySage is now known as AngryRosemary
*** AngryRosemary is now known as AngryThyme
*** AngryThyme is now known as Kurt


Quote #465

<jwales> 666,666 articles?  Ah, this is where I suddenly lock the
         database and reveal my evil satanic plans.


Quote #466

<khaosworks> Hey geogre
    <geogre> Morning.
    <Alphax> Evening
<khaosworks> Well, it's night here, but same to you. :)
    <Alphax> evening, night.. when is the split?
    <geogre> khaosworks: Australia!
<khaosworks> khaosworks: Singapore!
    <geogre> khaosworks: Timbuktu!
<khaosworks> I see your Timbuktu and raise you a Khazakstan.
    <bumm13> IIRC, Timbuctu is in Mali somewhere
    <geogre> khaosworks: That's a tough one.
    <geogre> khaosworks: Outer Hebrides!
* bumm13 raises geogre and khaoworks a Wallis and Futuna Island
    <geogre> bumm13: Franz Josef Land!
<khaosworks> bumm13: I fold... :)
    <bumm13> \o/
    <bumm13> geogre: ok, this is gettin' serious ;)
    <geogre> bumm13: And, as a side bet, Van Demien's Land (or however one 
             spells it)
    <Alphax> geogre: That would be Tasmania :)
    <Alphax> I'll raise you a Ross Ice Shelf though
    <bumm13> I'll call that and raise you a Comoros, Seychelles, and a Howland 
             Island :)
    <geogre> Alphax: Ooooh, you're good, stranger.
* geogre fingers his Baffin Island stack of chips but considers the next bet.
    <Alphax> I'll raise you Norfolk, Macquarie and Heard islands
    <bumm13> this is starting to sound less like poker and more like RISK ;)
    <geogre> bumm13: Except that none of the landmasses can hold more than one 
             army...except Baffin Island, which is mine, and which can hold 
             almost as many as Asia!
    <bumm13> ok, I call a Sulawesi, western Timor, Sumatra, and New Britain ;)
    <geogre> bumm13: I only have a Pagao Pagao left.  I have to fold.
<khaosworks> You made the cardinal mistake - never start a land war in Asia.


Quote #467

Geor is n=none@cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com): dIRC
Geor is using irc.freenode.net :http://freenode.net/
cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com has address 82.19.186.45
Geor End of /WHOIS list.
[19:12:13] <Geor> Hahaha, you will never know who I am Linuxbeak
[19:12:22] <Geor> I will always defeat you because I am infinitely more clever
[19:13:29] <Geor> And you are just a cunt
[19:13:33] <Geor> lollollollollol
[19:13:35] <Linuxbeak> Hello. This is an automated proxy-checking message. 
                       Please wait while your messages are being validated...
[19:13:49] <Geor> Goodbye, linuxcunt
[19:14:02] <Linuxbeak> We apologize. The idiot filter has detected that you 
                       are in fact an idiot.
[19:14:08] <Linuxbeak> Message rejected


Quote #468

* Yogi (n=none@cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #wikipedia
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Linuxbeak
* Linuxbeak sets ban on *!*n=none@*.winn.cable.ntl.com
* Linuxbeak has kicked Yogi from #wikipedia (Linuxbeak)
<Linuxbeak> Bye MARMOT/
<Linuxbeak> :-)
<Linuxbeak> I love DNS lookup
<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: yeah, that's how you spot a MARMOT
<AdamBishop> it's not necessary to kick people just because they are banned on
Wikipedia
<Linuxbeak> AdamBishop: But see, he was banned on this channel.
<DavidGerard> AdamBishop: it is when they're being fuckwits on IRC as well
<Linuxbeak> You know something?
<DavidGerard> whut?
<Linuxbeak> I actually just banned him using information from [[M:bash]]
<JRM> Now that's a Bashable quote.
<Linuxbeak> [[M:bash]] - it's not just for breakfast
<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: muwahahaha
<JRM> "And you thought it was just good for cheap laughs".
<Linuxbeak> Cool_Cat: Thanks for adding that quote, by the way.
<Cool_Cat> heh
<Linuxbeak> It came in handy :-)


Quote #469

dammit (n=midom@pascal.knams.wikimedia.org) has joined #wikipedia
<WikiFan04>       God dammit
<Alphax>  dammit, you're not God


Quote #470

<Rdsmith4> the topic is not sacred
         * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rdsmith4
         * Rdsmith4 sets mode -t #wikipedia
         * Rdsmith4 removes channel operator status from Rdsmith4
         * Ed_Poor has changed the topic to: Sacred
<Rdsmith4> OK, now it is.


Quote #471

<BillyH> danny{SL}: Really? Fair enough. I wasn't expecting any
         kind of opposition.
Opposition has joined #wikipedia
<Opposition> NOBODY expects the Opposition!


Quote #472

  <Selenic> I've been on Wikipedia for fifty years, and I'm not an admin
  <Selenic> I remember when we used to delete articles with sandpaper
  <Selenic> and merge them with glue
    <NullC> Selenic: In my day we had to carry wikipedia on paper, and all 
            updates were on lead sticky notes... and we had to carry it up 
            hill in the snow both ways to and from the server in tampa.
<AllyUnion> So, Selenic, how did you write the Wikipedia?  Eraser and pencils?
  <Selenic> oh yes, I remember the sticky notes
   <Mike_H> Way back when, the only way to permablock vandals on Wikipedia was 
            to have Kate Smith eat them.
<AllyUnion> I'm certain Selenic remembers Wikipedia via Carrier pigeon
 <Rdsmith4> and how disappointing it was, after waiting weeks for the pigeon
            to arrive, to discover that he was carrying an error message


Quote #473

<Luigi30`> crap
<Luigi30`> my game switched to Croatian language
<Luigi30`> I got serbed :(



Quote #474

<MessedRocker> For the sake of userboxes, I think I will create a new one: 
               "This user has never given a reach-around to a spidermonkey 
               while reciting the Pledge of Alliegence"
     <Raul654> MessedupRocker - for those of us who cannot truthfully make 
               that claim, do you plan to provide the contrapositive userbox?


Quote #475

<SamPointon> I suspect that "echo" is a gay program; it puts your input into
  its output.



Quote #476

<Doc_glasgow> WTF? Doc glasgow is turning into a process wonk!!!
              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/
              Paraphysics
<Doc_glasgow> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT!
<suu> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT
* Gurch wonks a process
* Doc_glasgow processes a wonk
<Gurch> that's actually illegal in 17 states
<Doc_glasgow> IAR!
<Gurch> if jimbo calls something as nonsense on a stick, I'm not going to
        object :)
<Doc_glasgow> Gunrch: had Jimbo nukedit - I wouldn't have objected, but he
              didn't
* Doc_glasgow coins a new wiki-word nukedit
<Doc_glasgow> nuk-edit
<suu> wonking a process is illegal in two cities in the US


Quote #477

< wikibugs> (modified) Maybe... -
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Search Help: and Manual: namespaces on mediawiki.org by -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=7229
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Add new variable NAMESPACEE for encoded namespace (like -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3831
< wikibugs> (modified) Diff from an oldid to the current version -
             http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=6873
< wikibugs> (modified) BiDi issues related to the "In other language" section -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3953
< wikibugs> (modified) MediaWiki allows characters in the U+0080 to U+009F range
< wikibugs> (NEW) Double character support in category pages -
< wikibugs> (NEW) Full history export on pl.wikipedia doesn't work with -
< wikibugs> (NEW) Provide a special page for external links -
            http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4051
-!- wikibugs [n=wikibugs@mail.wikimedia.org] has quit [Excess Flood]



Quote #478

<Doc_glasgow> User [[User:Santa on sleighs]] moves [[Christmas]] to
              [[Winter Holidays]]
<Doc_glasgow> (joke)
  <karmafist> [[User:Bill O'Reilly]] moves [[Winter Holidays]] to [[Evil
              Conspiracy by Heathens! Shut up!]]
        <JRM> 't Was the night before Christmas {{pov}}, and all in the house, 
              not a vandal was stirring {{accuracy}}, not even aMouse. {{npa}}
  <karmafist> JRM: t'was the night before christmas is more {{nor}} than
              {{pov}}
  <karmafist> "T'was the night before Christmas, according to the Universal
              Calendar Research Institute"
* Doc_glasgow places verify on [[Santa Claus]]
      <kim__> karmafist, and all in the house [google.com/maps/52.34,24.23 
              location]


Quote #479

* Daniel.Bryant is now known as Wikipedia
* Wikipedia is a joke
<Wikipedia> wtf
<Wikipedia> wait
<Wikipedia> that didnt work
<Wikipedia> omg, you cant have : in your nickname
<Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable <-- joke*
<Wikipedia> that's what I *meant* to have said...


Quote #480

---Hint: look at the timestamps---
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has left #wikipedia
          ["/me has been on irc too long"]
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has joined #wikipedia


Quote #481

<crazytales56297> * Received a CTCP HELLO PLEASE DIE from vxpx
<crazytales56297> >vxpx< CTCP NO I DO NOT INTEND TO, THANK YOU


Quote #482

     <Hedley> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/DrMcCrimbo << 
              That user has just signed up and his edits consist entirely of 
              saying Merry Christmas to people.
<Doc_glasgow> well, that's dangerous
   <Rdsmith4> Hedley: Oh noes! Block him at once!
        <JRM> He's intimidating the non-denominational users. That's 
              disruption. Do we have any Scrooge-like admins?
  <brian0918> doesn't he mean "Happy Holidays!" :P
        <JRM> Exactly. This sort of POV pushing we can do without.
        <JRM> Religious nuts foaming at the mouth about "masses" for this 
              "Christ" figure. I don't think we should let people with clear 
              agendas like that leave messages.


Quote #483

14:25 <baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
            blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
            indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)



Quote #484

<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
       to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
       to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam :o
<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
       but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it more
<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people
             might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks
             like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card
             number...
<Gracenotes> To: Bob Something   From: The Wikimedia Foundations
             Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently
             been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would
             appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity.
             Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this
             fancy email. Thank you.  -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundation
              WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP
              IMMEDIATELY -- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation.
         MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service,
         the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an
         account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be
         stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.



Quote #485

           <JRM> "Yo momma is so stupid, she can't edit Wikipedia".
           <JRM> But that could be because she's blocked, so let's not assume 
                 things.
<MaruTheSandman> yo momma is so stupid, when she reverts, she manually types 
                 everyhting back in!
      <greeking> yo momma so fat, if I wrote a stub on her, it'd exceed 32k
<MaruTheSandman> you momma is so fat, each of her fingers is a subpage!
<MaruTheSandman> yo momma is so fat, when they move her page, they have to
                 move the servers!
      <Chairboy> Your momma is so fat, she has elevated risk of contracting 
                 diabetes and has excessive blood pressure.
           <JRM> Your momma is so poor, she is incapable of fulfilling her 
                 monetary obligations.
        <yelyos> Your momma is so ugly, people often skip over considering her 
                 as a potential sexual partner.
          <Demi> Yo momma so fat, Willy on Wheels can't move her.
           <JRM> Now that's fat.


Quote #486

( brion ) shit-yeah, it's brownie time
! brion $ mv /mnt/oven/brownies /mnt/cooling-rack



Quote #487


<cchristianTP> has anyone here seen a bug where it keeps telling you you have
               new messages when you don't?
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i don't think it's a bug christian
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's the wikia way of spamming
<cchristianTP> no
<cchristianTP> not Wikia donations
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i didn't mean that
<cchristianTP> like a "you have new messages"
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's a way to promote small wikias
<cchristianTP> how are they doing that???
<Vito-Genovese> nø
<Vito-Genovese> no idea
<Vito-Genovese> ßut
<Vito-Genovese> but it's clever :)
<cchristianTP> heh
<cchristianTP> staff didn't seem to know
<cchristianTP> so...
<Vito-Genovese> RêâLLy¿
<Vito-Genovese> really?
<cchristianTP> it's happening behind thier backs?
<cchristianTP> they thought it was a server error
<Vito-Genovese> mâyßê
<Vito-Genovese> maybe i'm mistaken
<Vito-Genovese> thât'$
<Vito-Genovese> that's odd
<cchristianTP> an it was only happening when I went to a new subdomain
<Vito-Genovese> $âmê
<Vito-Genovese> same thing happened to me too
<Vito-Genovese> $êvêRâL
<Vito-Genovese> several times
<cchristianTP> STOP
<cchristianTP> $t0p
<Vito-Genovese> $tøp
<Vito-Genovese> stop what?
<cchristianTP> d3w1n9
<cchristianTP> Th1$
<Vito-Genovese> dø
<Vito-Genovese> do you see that?
<Vito-Genovese> d'øh!
<Vito-Genovese> d'oh!
<cchristianTP> ....
<cchristianTP> FEAR WIKIA!!!
<Vito-Genovese> testing
<Vito-Genovese> seems fine
<Vito-Genovese> sorry for that
<LeonWP> you're all crazy, no?


Quote #488

<Angela> I 0wnz the cabal.


Quote #489

(from #mediawiki)
* Joins: PHILIP_B (n=chatzill@cpe-66-67-219-123.rochester.res.rr.com)
* PHILIP_B is now known as PHILIP
* Quits: nfolson (n=nfo@CPE-76-177-177-204.natsoe.res.rr.com) ("#mediawiki")
<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run
             ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
<robchurch> mostly porn
<LeonWP> Free porn.
<brion> porn? where?
<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
* brion $ mv porn .porn
<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password
         reminders, sign up) and I can't.     -  I've configured the $wgSMTP
         array, set $path to include location of pear.  and I get a blank
         screen when I request a password get sent out.  ** Not as important as
         where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.**
(3 minutes pass)
<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer.  Probably someone else
             here does, if they notice the question.  :D



Quote #490

--- #wikipedia-en ---
        * PHMan uses goatse
* Geoff_Plourde huggles goatse
  <FastLizard4> :O
  * FastLizard4 detonates goatse
           |<-- Soliloquial has left irc.freenode.net (Connection reset by peer)
      <Rjd0060> :O Soliloquail = goatse



Quote #491

--- #wikipedia-en ---
       <Mellie> its always about me :p
<oh_so_ethical> :O
       <Mellie> CWii: i didnt say ur not important (:
<oh_so_ethical> :O
       * Mellie mimics
       <Mellie> :O
         <CWii> :O
       <Mellie> :O
         <CWii> :O
       <Mellie> :O
         <CWii> :O
       <Mellie> :P
                XD
                ^_^
         <CWii> C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
                ;)


Quote #492

    <FastLizard4> Mellie: Use {{editprotected}}
                  The admins get pissed if you abuse [!]admin
         <Mellie> oh yeah, and 300 hrs later it will get declined ._.
        <Sky2042> Not to mention, that template has thousnads of uses.
                  13 days? Unlikely.
    <FastLizard4> Mellie: Don't use [!]admin in here unless it requres truly immediate attention
         <Mellie> >_>
                  added
        * Rjd0060 waits 300 hours and declines it ;)
         <Mellie> :(
         * Mellie breaks Rjd0060's ankle
         <Mellie> u be nice to me plz :)
        <Rjd0060> Now, what if I didn't have ankles? You'd feel bad then wouldn't you
                  ;)
         * Mellie breaks Rjd0060's legs and arms
 <Matthewedwards> what if he doesn't have legs and arms?
 <Matthewedwards> He might just by a body with a head...
      <Mellie> he wouldnt be able to type :D
 <Matthewedwards> pencil in his mouth
         <Mellie> lol
 <Matthewedwards> peck, peck, peck
         <Mellie> ._.
         * Mellie breaks Matthewedwards's legs
 <Matthewedwards> what if I don't have legs?
         <Mellie> then you are deformed :p
 <Matthewedwards> heh
             |<-- Rjd0060 has left irc.freenode.net ("ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0/2008052906]")
 <Matthewedwards> Look.. you made him leave... ;)
                  ooh err.. maybe he really doesn't have ankles :(
         <Mellie> lol
  <SynergeticMag> all admins have ankles
                  i'd oppose otherwise
 <Matthewedwards> ankleist!
 <Matthewedwards> New section at [[Discrimination]]. ==Ankle discrimination==
    <FastLizard4> Matthewedwards: ROFL
 <Matthewedwards> "Ankle discrimination is discrimination against people without ankles. This extends to people without
                  feet, because usually feet are attatched to legs by ankles. As of July 2008, it is unknown whether this
                  discrimination extends to wrists or any other joints in the body."
         <Mellie> O_o
         <Golbez> ...
  <SynergeticMag> Matthewedwards: it goes further, check logs for WP:RfA and WT:RFA
         * Mellie apparently discriminates against people who have no ankles o_O
     <Gracenotes> I don't. but I discriminate against those without thumbs.
    <FastLizard4> XD
  <SynergeticMag> Gracenotes: you must not like many animals then
     <Gracenotes> I have an inkling I'm not the only human that discriminates against animals, though. just maybe.
 <Matthewedwards> "The term "Ankle discrimination" was coined in July 2008. The first known cases of ankle discrimination
                  are thought to have occurred in [[Wikipedia]], a [[free]] [[encyclopedia]] that [[you]] can edit,
                  against [[administrators]] without ankles. The discrimination has since spread to people without thumbs.
                  I'll update [[Discrimination]] shortly :D
     <Gracenotes> watch out for [[WP:SELF]]!


Quote #493

(during discussion about how users don't read the community pages then complain about being uninformed)
<domas> I can lock databases
<domas> with a banner 'go to wikimania'
<domas> then whole community would notice %)


Quote #494

-- In #memory-alpha --
      -->| MorderMobile (n=mordervo@70.89.75.75) has joined #memory-alpha
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           Access your Morder from anywhere, anytime - guaranteed!
           (Subject to invisible fine print. Here at MorderMobile, we value your privacy. Your personal information,
           including but not limited to your social security number, name, and phone number, will be shared with no one
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           please call our offices between the hours of 9:01 and 9:03 UTC)



Quote #495

-- In #wikimedia-tech ##
      <SQLDb> any idea what's up with squid 29? I'm seeing a lot of ERR's, on account creation (and occasionally admin
              actions)... It always seems to be 29... Can't replicate it right this second it seems...
<TimStarling> SQLDb: do you mean sq29?
   <{{lies}}> SQLDb: What's special about sq29?
      <SQLDb> TimStarling: yeah, sorry.
              I'll give a better error when I can get the dang thing to do it again. Seems it does it all the time when
              I'm not looking for it :P
<TimStarling> which port?
              80 or 3128?
      <SQLDb> TimStarling: alright, got an error (5th try) what info do you need?
<TimStarling> the bit that says "if you are reporting this error to a system administrator, please include this
              information:"
              paste that
      <SQLDb> Request: POST http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:UserLogin&action=submitlogin&type=signup,
              from 208.80.152.50 via sq29.wikimedia.org (squid/2.6.STABLE18) to 10.0.5.3 (10.0.5.3)
              Error: ERR_ZERO_SIZE_OBJECT, errno [No Error] at Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:03:36 GMT
  <nagios-wm> Lucene on srv29 is CRITICAL: (Service Check Timed Out)
   <{{lies}}> oh noes!
     <Werdna> that would have been ironic, if it was sq29.
   <{{lies}}> Werdna: HAH!


Quote #496

<snow_leopard> !q I'm going to wikimania, right?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
<snow_leopard> !q you lying?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: No
<snow_leopard> !q are you fuking with me?
<Wikilinker> snow_leopard: Yes
<snow_leopard> hahahaha
<WaRpAtH> XD XD XD
<WaRpAtH> best yet \o/



Quote #497

<WBOSITG> wtf is cbs
<Mel> O_o
<MinuteElectron> candaian tv station i think
<MinuteElectron> or us
<Mel> you dont know? O_o
<WBOSITG> I don't
<WBOSITG> I'm Scottish
<Mel> you is O_o
<Mel> er
<WBOSITG> We know nothing
<WBOSITG> Can CBS be deepfried?
<Mel> exactly :D
<Mel> no
<Mel> it cannot
<WBOSITG> then I don't want to know about it


Quote #498

* Mel farts in celebration
* PeterSymonds has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Mel> heh I killed PeterSymonds :O


Quote #499

<Big-Brother> Fatal Error: T_PARSE_ERROR unexpected T_IRC_CONNECTION expecting
              T_INTELLIGENCE in /dev/brain


Quote #500

<logmsgbot>   tstarling is doing a hard (with immediate kill -9) restart of all apaches
<Big-Brother> ack
<logmsgbot>   tstarling is doing a hard (with immediate kill -9) restart of all apaches
<Big-Brother> noes!
              wikimedia is dying! :P
<str4nd>      oh noes
<TimStarling> looks alright to me
    <WaRpAtH> don't save it
  <logmsgbot> tstarling killed and restarted all apaches
<TimStarling> I'm tailing the log on henbane, I can see the squid errors
    <Krimpet> this is genocide. all those poor Apaches. :(
<Big-Brother> Krimpet: lulz
    <WaRpAtH> the revolution has begun :P
  <nagios-wm> Apache on srv176 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
              Apache on srv188 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
              Apache on srv155 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
              Apache on srv174 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
<Big-Brother> o_O
              O_o
  <nagios-wm> Apache on srv181 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
              Apache on srv157 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
              Apache on srv187 is CRITICAL: CRITICAL - Socket timeout after 10 seconds
<Big-Brother> is this bad?



Quote #501

      <Crimedog> Rlevse will pass RFB, to celebrate he'l get drunk and start chucking mops all over the place :)
   <FastLizard4> Crimedog: Make sure I get one :)
                 :P
 <Antonio_Lopez> XD
       * Rjd0060 hands FastLizard4 a broom
       <Deskana> Drunken bureaucrats are fun
                 Not that I know any
            -->| Yamakiri (n=chatzill@wikipedia/Yamakiri) has joined #wikipedia-en
   <FastLizard4> Rjd0060: What's a broom?
                 Steward? :P
                 Maybe rollbacker
                 yeah!
      <Crimedog> Rename himself to User:Mops-R-US
 <Antonio_Lopez> you wish
   <FastLizard4> broom : rollbacker :: mop : sysop
 <Antonio_Lopez> Mops are us
                 the sales them
    <Alexfusco5> Deskana: how do drunk crats hand out mops
                 randomly
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: [[Special:Userrights]] I would imagine
 <Antonio_Lopez> heh
    <Alexfusco5> FastLizard4: I meant how do they pick users
 <Antonio_Lopez> it will take time to figure outyour a syop then
                 it probaly get removed before you notice
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: Through a random number generator?
      <Crimedog> Well, when you log in and there's a delete tab over the main page that'l be a clue
   <FastLizard4> lol
    <Alexfusco5> XD
   <FastLizard4> indeed it would
       <Deskana> Alexfusco5: They don't, they just get more drunk and stoned
                 Haha
 <Antonio_Lopez> that will never happen >_>
    <Alexfusco5> or will it...
 <Antonio_Lopez> <_<
                 >_>
   <FastLizard4> What if Jimbo got drunk and started making everyone stewards/checkusers/oversights? :P
    <Alexfusco5> lulz
 <Antonio_Lopez> he will probaly not be on a PC
                 what are the chances
      <Crimedog> wp:Request for Jimboship
       <Deskana> Well
 <Antonio_Lopez> good luck
      <Yamakiri> loll
 <Antonio_Lopez> wait that can happen
                 END OF THE WORLD
       <Deskana> I'm certainly not going to be promoting any admins
                 I mean, it's bad enough when I'm drunk
             =-= Antonio_Lopez is now known as Messenger_bird
       <Deskana> God imagines what it's like when I'm stoned...
      <Crimedog> Cant we all just get a bong?
   <FastLizard4> What if brion got drunk and dropped the enwp table? :O
      <Yamakiri> Hey, you're a 'crat and checkuser Deskana!!!
   <FastLizard4> *database
    <Alexfusco5> "oops"
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: lol
* Messenger_bird hopes none of this will never happen
      <Yamakiri> Zomg someone high in rank :O
   <FastLizard4> DROP TABLE enwiki;
                 wait...
                 SHIT!
                 :P
    <Alexfusco5> FastLizard4: don't you mean DATABASE :P
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: schema, schemata, same thing :P
    * Alexfusco5 wonders what Jimbo would say
   <FastLizard4> DROP TABLE enwiki.user;
                 whoops 9_9
    <Alexfusco5> DROP TABLE enwiki.text;
             =-= Messenger_bird is now known as Antonio_Lopez
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: hehe
    <Alexfusco5> o.o
      * Yamakiri pokes Deskana for adminship, "Even though I haven't gone to a RfA or created any articles, kan I haz it?" XD XD XD
 <Antonio_Lopez> don't
                 :O
                 end of the world
    <Alexfusco5> Yamakiri: YES and then you can usurp Jimbo Wales and delete the ArbCom
   <FastLizard4> hooray!
      <Yamakiri> Alexfusco5: Finally LMAO
      <Crimedog> By By Arbcommies
    <Alexfusco5> Yamakiri: and before your done you can block Kmweber
      <Crimedog> A "cool down block"
   <FastLizard4> Crimedog: lulz
      <Yamakiri> ☭ Arbicommies - Dey is unstopable ☭ 
    <Alexfusco5> "I find you editing here evidence of power hunger"
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: LOL
                 Seriously, let's block him for that XD
      <Crimedog> prima facial evidence
    <Alexfusco5> better
                 WHAT?!?!
                 You created an account by yourself?
   <FastLizard4> Alexfusco5: XD
    <Alexfusco5> you didn't let someone else nominate you for an account
   <FastLizard4> (At some Kurt rfa or something)...
      <Crimedog> Block Kmweber 'Cool down block and oh BTW THE COLTS SUCK"
   <FastLizard4> ''''Oppose''' - Created self an account; obvious power hunger. --~~~~
      <Yamakiri> LMAO
 <Antonio_Lopez> yep
      <Yamakiri> They should of ask #wikipedia-en-accounts
 <Antonio_Lopez> ''''Oppose''' -asked for an account creation; obvious power hunger. --~~~~
    <Alexfusco5> Deskana: would all bureaucrats ignore support based on that comment?
 <Antonio_Lopez> samething
      <Crimedog> '''Oppose''' posted "I accept the nomination"
 <Antonio_Lopez> XD
    <Alexfusco5> XD
   <FastLizard4> LULZ
                 '''Oppose''' - Failed to answer question 34,134,243,134,557a. --~~~~
      <Crimedog> I disagree with those who say supports should have rationals. "Support" is the default position
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' --~~~~
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose'' - zomfgz he voted oppose at my RFA. --~~~~
 <Antonio_Lopez> no summury
                 '''Oppose''' user is a human
      <Yamakiri> '''Oppose''' - Mother wasn't good enough --~~~
                 <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' --[[User:Jimbo Wales]] ~~~~~
 * Antonio_Lopez must destroy himans
      * Yamakiri uses 3 tildes
      <Crimedog> An RFA means "this person will be an admin unless someone has a damn good reason why he shouldnt"
    <Alexfusco5> "I have gotten in to a conflict editing recently, I get a message saying my editing is evidence of
                 power hunger"
      <Yamakiri> ZOMG TEH H*I*MANS
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' user is a bot
    <Alexfusco5> ^^^ANSWER TO QUESTION 3"
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' cuz I can
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' -- User exists.
                 --~~~~
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose'''
                 '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' '''Oppose''' ~~~~~
      <Yamakiri> '''Oppose''' Because I'm not a staffer --~~~
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' User is breathing
                 --~~~~
        <tawker> Alexfusco5: HAH
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' -- Apears to have existed. --~~~~
 * Antonio_Lopez ran out
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' user has edits
      <Crimedog> '''Oppose''' All your base are belong to us
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' Editing before a nomination
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - FOR GREAT JUSTICE! --~~~~
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' All your wiki are belong to us
      * Yamakiri pretends to have something above rollback/accountcreation
   <Sky2042_afk> '''Oppose''' - AND FOR EPIC LULZ --~~~~
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' YOU hates me :~( [[Jimbo_Wales]] ~~~~~
 <Antonio_Lopez> XD
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - No [[m:BASH]] quote. --~~~~
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' Haz letters in name
      <Yamakiri> Unhelpful comments
                 Example: Oppose - user was rude to me on IRC. Mr. Offended 01:01, 1 January 2001 (UTC)
                 Example: Support - I know this user and they are great. GoodFriend 01:01, 1 January 2001 (UTC)
                 LOL
   <FastLizard4> '''Oppose''' - CUZ I CAN BITCH! --~~~~
      <Yamakiri> '''Strong Oppose''' - user was rude to me on IRC --~~~ XD
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' because my Rfa failed
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' you iz epic failz
      <Crimedog> '''Support''' For great justice and epic lulz go to www.crashyourbrowser.com
 <Antonio_Lopez> '''Oppose''' because I got rollback denied
   <FastLizard4> '''Move to [[m:BASH]]''' --~~~~
            |<-- Antonio_Lopez has left irc.freenode.net (" '''Oppose''' I never existed")
   <FastLizard4> LOL
    <Alexfusco5> '''Oppose''' So I heird you liek mudkipz?
      <Yamakiri> I leik mudkipz :'(
                 What is wrong with that?


Quote #502

-- #wikipedia-en --
            =-= Cream is now known as {}
   <NCC-1701-E> {}{}
     <Yamakiri> {}!
  <Chet_B_Long> {{reflist}}
   <NCC-1701-E> {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
  <Chet_B_Long> {}?
     <Yamakiri> |{}|
           <{}> wat
  <Chet_B_Long> what is a {}
                {}
     <Yamakiri> Eww that looks perverse {}
  <Chet_B_Long> ?
            =-= Juliancolton is now known as {{reflist}}
         * ST47 looks at {}
     <Yamakiri> PERVERT {}
            =-= Chet_B_Long is now known as {{fact}}
            =-= {} is now known as {O_o}
            =-= NCC-1701-E is now known as {{lies}}
         <ST47> Guys
     * {{lies}} !
  <{{reflist}}> :O
     <{{fact}}> XD
         <ST47> You fail.
     <{{fact}}> :O
            =-= Yamakiri is now known as {{db-spam}}
            =-= {{reflist}} is now known as {{reflist|2}}
     <{{fact}}> rofl
        * {O_o} snuggles ST47
  <{{db-spam}}> lulz
                I do?
     <{{lies}}> hehe
         <ST47> {{this is IRC, not wiki}}
     <{{fact}}> haha
         <ST47> {{stop}}
     <{{fact}}> ST47: {{indef}}
        <{O_o}> let's all snuggle ST47
* {{reflist|2}} epic lulz
         <ST47> {{:)}}
  <{{db-spam}}> {{GO!}}
        * {O_o} snuggles ST47
     <{{lies}}> XD
     <{{fact}}> {{:O}}
  <{{db-spam}}> {{!}}
     <{{lies}}> {{æ}}
     <{{fact}}> {}?
  <{{db-spam}}> {{Type comments like this! XD }}
    <MZMcBride> Wow.
         <ST47> OK, seriously, real nicks please
 <east718|away> This channel sure knows how to wear a joke thin.
            =-= {O_o} is now known as {{indef-block}}
            =-= {{reflist|2}} is now known as Juliancolton
  <{{db-spam}}> Noooooooooooo
         * ST47 agrees with east718|away
            =-= {{db-spam}} is now known as Yamakiri
            =-= {{indef-block}} is now known as Cream
            =-= {{fact}} is now known as CHet_B_Long
            =-= {{lies}} is now known as Enterprise_Cat

(Meanwhile, in #wikipedia... [look at the timestamps])
[19:07:39]      =-= Cream is now known as {}
[19:08:11]      =-= Chet_B_Long is now known as {{fact}}
[19:08:12]      =-= {} is now known as {O_o}
[19:08:15]      =-= NCC-1701-E is now known as {{lies}}
[19:08:29]      =-= Yamakiri is now known as {{db-spam}}
[19:09:15]      =-= {O_o} is now known as {{indef-block}}
[19:09:25]      =-= {{db-spam}} is now known as Yamakiri
[19:09:27]      =-= {{indef-block}} is now known as Cream
[19:09:32]      =-= {{fact}} is now known as CHet_B_Long
[19:09:44]      =-= {{lies}} is now known as Enterprise_Cat
[19:09:59]      =-= CHet_B_Long is now known as Chet_B_Long
[19:10:18] <The359> wtf
[19:11:06] <Cyrius> no idea



Quote #503

<privatemusings> admins! - they're like buses.... you wait - then three come at once! :-)


Quote #504

(seen on #mediawiki)
<Splarka> Titoxd: I am starting to think brion has created an SVN daemon with a Minesweeper UI
<Splarka> that or Doom
<Titoxd>  what, to shoot zombie patchers?
<Titoxd>  :P
<Splarka> *bang* "reverting r12345"
<OverlordQ>       what, if he hits a mine it rever . . . lol :)


Quote #505

! Beetstra performs "d[^_^]b =~ s/_/_____/;" to increase d[^_^]b's headsize


Quote #506

         -->| YOU (FastLizard4) have joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v FastLizard4 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Connection reset by peer)
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Connection reset by peer)
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
   <Brownout> ...
    <WaRpAtH> .. O_O
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<FastLizard4> What's up with ST's connection? o_o
    <Rjd0060> he had a fight with Peer
    <WaRpAtH> and Peer is winning :(
   <Karlprof> I fought the peer, and, the peer won!
    <WaRpAtH> he always wins because he cheats :|
<FastLizard4> lulz
   <Karlprof> Peer is an aimbotter and a wallhacker. :(
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Success)
    <WaRpAtH> O_O
<FastLizard4> XD
    <WaRpAtH> he beat Peer XD
         -->| ST47 (n=st47@wikipedia/ST47) has joined #wikimedia-ops-internal
          =-= Mode #wikimedia-ops-internal +v ST47 by ChanServ
   <Brownout> X_X
<FastLizard4> And ST47 wins!
         |<-- ST47 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<FastLizard4> ...not XD



Quote #507

    <itai> i found a bug in the hebrew site
    <itai> found a bug in the english site :|
  <Angela> what's the problem?
    <itai> can't tell :x
<Gentgeen> that makes it hard to fix
  <Angela> itai: could you explain where the bug is?
    <itai> the site isn't secured
   <JeLuF> secured?
    <itai> yes
    <itai> un protected
  <Angela> anyone can edit it?
    <itai> yes



Quote #508

<TimStarling> it was raining, I was riding along an internal road in
              the university, with people walking along the footpath
<TimStarling> and idiot girl with hood decides to suddenly change
              direction and step out onto the road without looking
<TimStarling> no peripheral vision, she didn't see me until I emerged
              from behind the hood, a few cm from her face
   <skimpIzu> so? any contact with girls is positive. treasure your
              moment
     <bumm13> lol
  <camembert> heh, so speaks the desperate man
 <CimonAvaro> Speak of what ye lack!
  <camembert> "I run girls over on my bike so I can touch them"


Quote #509

<Misza13> and to vandals: "don't you assfucks have anything better to do?"
<JoeUK> :D
<JoeUK> theyd say the same to us


Quote #510

<BillyH> If we're having Klingon, we shoud have Caveman too. ;)
<BillyH> "'''Ug''', ug ug ugugugu ug ug, ug ug, ug, ug. {{ug}}"



Quote #511

  <Raul654> I mean, is it POV to say that (for example) George Bush's
            enviromental policy is terrible? No, it's a fact.
<dannyisme> we cannot say that it is terrible
<dannyisme> we would be killed for that
<dannyisme> ed poor would have a heart attack



Quote #512

  <SethIlys> lol. SpaceShipOne only passed the 100km mark by 400 feet. :)
<OldakQuill> Ah dear - what a terrible sentence that is Seth
<OldakQuill> You should gouge your eyes out for mixing Imperial and
             Metric measurement systms



Quote #513

* Kurt__ goes back to planning his capitalist revolution
* blankfaze goes back to planning his libertarian revolution
* iostream goes back to planning his opensource revolution
* Grunt` goes back to planning his revolution revolution
* morwen goes back to planning her punk rock revolution
* AdamBishop goes back to revolving around the sun
* SethIlys goes back to.... umm... well, nothing, really.


Quote #514

 <VascoDaGama> Wow. Sgt Nigel Leaky had a hell of a lot of guts.
<Comrade_Nick> who's that?
 <VascoDaGama> Some guy who was awarded the VC.
<Comrade_Nick> what did he do
     <Raul654> with both legs blown off, he crawled into a german
               machine gun nest and killed the lot of them with a
               sharpened thimble
     <Raul654> he then grabbed the machine gun, and turned it on
               an approaching panzer column, and wiped the lot of
               them out, despite losing 3 hands in the process
        <yath> and his liver, and his favorite thimble



Quote #515

-- In the EN-WP recent changes channel... --
[...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc>  Edna Bay, Alaska [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc>  Kessick  [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc>  User talk:Timwi/Archive/Apr 04 [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc>  Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc>  Tocharian languages [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:10 <enrc>  Classic Maya language  [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:12 <enrc>  Nature (journal) [...]
2004-05-13 01:19:16 <enrc>  User talk:Timwi [...]
2004-05-13 01:20:20 <--     enrc has quit (Excess Flood)



Quote #516

<Austin> Isn't one of the requirements for being a bureaucrat knowing how to
         spell it?
<Austin> We might as well just call them "Sysop-makers."
<Austin> What do they call bureaucrats on simple?
<Angela> Austin: "Angela"



Quote #517

<AdamBishop> one of my earliest memories is sticking my finger in an
             electrical socket
<AdamBishop> I have only done it three times



Quote #518

<jwales> Well, spam that claims to be *from* wikipedia, oy.  That's
         just... ugh.
<jwales> It's from Estonia.
<jwales> What good is having a war mongering President if we can't
         invade Estonia to kill spammers?  I AM JOKING DO NOT QUOTE
         ME ON THAT.  :-)


Quote #519

           * Grunt` grunts
           <-- FennecFoxen has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection
           timed out))
  <Grunt`> ..that was a powerful grunt. It killed Fennec.
           * Cyrius hands Grunt a breath mint.
           * Grunt` grunts his thanks...oh wait dammit no!
           * yath pulls the mask over his face and checks the seal
           * Cyrius falls over.
           * Grunt` watches yath's Apple ][ sputter and die.
           * yath wonders why he installed that four-stroke engine
             in the first place
           * Grunt` fuells up the Apple ][ with premium fuel. :D
  <Grunt`> s/fuells/fuels/
           * Grunt` starts up the Apple ][ again and watches it go!
<earHertz> is breath that even reaches through and overpowers the
           rank smell of a fur suit?
    <yath> it's like godzilla and mothra
           * Grunt` pulls a fur veil over earHertz's head and grunts
           at him.


Quote #520

<morwen> node_ue: Well, suppose [[foo bar]] is a term in economics and 
         [[Foo Bar]] is an album
<morwen> I said that
<morwen> but there's still no point
<bumm13> morwen: using logic on node is dangerous and could be harmful to 
         one's health
<bumm13> use caution
         * bumm13 puts on his protective IRC client gloves


Quote #521

<prumpf> ouch.  [[artificial limb]] has a {{stub}} tag


Quote #522

  <Kate-> What is the word for something that reduces stress?
<Raul654> Kate - gun


Quote #523

   <Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold down shift and
               click the "#wikipedia" button up the top
<Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it.
   <Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation
               * Parts: neilc
               * Parts: squash- ("Leaving")
               * Joins: squash-
     <squash-> it works on xchat too



Quote #524

  <brion> $this->saveUploadedFile( $this->mUploadSaveName,
          $this->mUploadTempName );
  <brion> if ( !$nt->userCanEdit() ) {
  <brion>       return $this->uploadError( wfMsg( 'protectedpage' ) );
  <brion>     }
  <brion> isn't that the wrong order?
 <Cyrius> one would think, yes
<zwitter> do you know what saveUploadedFile() does?
<zwitter> i bet $15 that it doesn't save the uploaded file
  <brion>   if ( ! move_uploaded_file( $tempName, $wgSavedFile ) ) {
        * brion collects $15
<zwitter> cheater
  <brion> it's open source, you have only yourself to blame ;)
<zwitter> i can't read


Quote #525

<Rdsmith4> grrr. My enter key got stuck, and now I have a 27-page Word 
           document.


Quote #526

         -->| MicahDaBest (n=dood@c-67-165-62-95.hsd1.oh.comcast.net) has joined #wikipedia
<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
              snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
              done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
              IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
              wakeboardin.
  <quanticle> cimon: I always wondered about that... If reality is a communal construct, then can I make your
              house disappear if I can just convince everyone (yourself included) to not believe that it
              exists?
<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
              snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
              done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
              IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
              wakeboardin.
              Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
              snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
              done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
              IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
              wakeboardin.
          =-= Mode #wikipedia +o FastLizard4 by ChanServ
<MicahDaBest> Wakeboarding is 1 of da most rapid growing sports in da land. It is basically sk8boarding(or
              snoboardin) on water usin a boat. It is leadin 2 some new rad trickz n skillz dat can only b
              done while wakeboarding. Cuz of da sportz popularity, I have started a wakeboardin fan club on
              IRC for all things wakeboard. Just join #wakeboardinzone to get in on da fun and discuss
              wakeboardin.
          =-= Mode #wikipedia +b *!*@c-67-165-62-95.hsd1.oh.comcast.net by FastLizard4
          =-= MicahDaBest was booted from #wikipedia by YOU (bai)
<FastLizard4> PWNT!
          =-= Mode #wikipedia -o FastLizard4 by FastLizard4



Quote #527

* denelson83 summons seanw
  <Luna-San> denelson83: You gathered the necessary spell components? Including essence of undeath and the blood of
             virgins?



Quote #528

-- #wikia --
       <Merc> yelp!
  |<-- Morder has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<FastLizard4> Merc: Look what your yelp did!
              You scared poor Morder off the network!
              You should be ashamed of yourself :P



Quote #529

(in #wikipedia-simple)
* PeterSymonds (n=chatzill@wikipedia/PeterSymonds) has 
  joined #wikipedia-simple
* Chenzw        welcomes PeterSymonds
* PeterSymonds  is welcomed, waves at Chenzw and channel
* Synergy|busy  gets smacked in the face by a waving hand
<Synergy|busy>    >:(
* PeterSymonds  is sorry
<Chenzw>  :DD
<Synergy|busy>    'p
<Synergy|busy>    or ;p
<Chenzw>  You make the room look so small :P
<LaraLove>        Synergy|busy: suck it up, son. Not his fault you gotta
                big head. >_>
<Synergy|busy>    :'(


Quote #530

   <Luna-San> Did we ever reach a consensus re: Bacta?
<FastLizard4> no
  <White_Cat> reach a consensus?
<FastLizard4> When's the last time we actually reached a consensus?
  <White_Cat> Bactasensus
              FastLizard4 oh I remember that day
              it was a dark and stormy night
<FastLizard4> Oooh, story time! :D
* FastLizard4 prods White_Cat to continue
  <White_Cat> Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
              Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
<FastLizard4> o_o
  <White_Cat> While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
              As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
              `'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
              Only this, and nothing more.'
   <Luna-San> Why would someone be rapping at your door? Hip-hop caroling?
              Did you tell them they aint got no jive?
  <White_Cat> Luna-San no rappers were around back then
              January 1845
<FastLizard4> XD
  <White_Cat> last time we actually reached a consensus


Quote #531

-- Note: this is a continuation of quote 530 --
  <Luna-San> Why would someone be rapping at your door? Hip-hop caroling?
             Did you tell them they aint got no jive?
 <White_Cat> Luna-San no rappers were around back then
             January 1845
  * Luna-San sends rappers back in time, to the days of Poe
 <White_Cat> Luna-San they would be arrested on sight
             hello? 1845
  <Luna-San> They'd teach the people about playa hatin
         =-= FastLizard4 now known as Eighteen45
<Eighteen45> White_Cat: Yes? :P


Quote #532

-- Regarding ACCHal, the semi-intelligent bot in #wikipedia-en-accounts --
 <SQLDb> ACCHal: Should prodego go create 3 more admins right now?
<ACCHal> SQLDb: You are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being.

[...]
<Prodego> ACCHal: should Mww113 be a developer?
  <SQLDb> LOL
 <ACCHal> Prodego: You are a silly billy who shouldn't be a developer.

[...]
<Prodego> ACCHal: I hope you are smarter than you look.
 <ACCHal> Prodego: I hope you are the one asking all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you.

[...]
 <ACCHal> Prodego: Mww133 shouldn't be a developer.
<Prodego> how does it even know who mww is?

[etc., etc., etc....]


Quote #533

-- Teaching HalACC the principles of Orwellian Socialism (INGSOC) in #wikipedia-en-accounts --
<FastLizard4> HalACC: 2+2
     <HalACC> FastLizard4: 2+2=5.
<FastLizard4> HalACC: War
     <HalACC> FastLizard4: War is peace.
<FastLizard4> HalACC: Freedom
     <HalACC> FastLizard4: Freedom is slavery.
<FastLizard4> HalACC: Ignorance
     <HalACC> FastLizard4: Ignorance is strength.
<FastLizard4> HalACC: Big Brother
     <HalACC> FastLizard4: Big brother is watching you.



Quote #534

<bstone> i keep farting i dont know why
<bstone> over and over
<White_Cat> bstone gas leak
<White_Cat> the government will soon charge you
<bstone> White_Cat, they should add a hose to my anus and caputre my methane
<White_Cat> maybe they already have
<bstone> well i doubt it as i am traveling internationally and super exhausted
<Chenzw_aw> bstone: Are you travelling by air or car?
<White_Cat> Chenzw he is being catapulted
<White_Cat> so by air till he lands
<White_Cat> bstone international travel can be fun



Quote #535

<Narson> De jure is when men in funny wigs say I shouldn't steal your money. De facto is when I punch you
         and steal your money.


Quote #536

<YixilTesiphon> I tagged this for speedy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embalmer_(band)
but the creater added a holdon and appears to have established notability for it,
can somebody who knows more about music evaluate that?
<Yamakiri> YixilTesiphon: KILL IT WITH FIRE
<YixilTesiphon> Yamakiri: you want to add the speedy tag back?
<Yamakiri> um
<Yamakiri> let me read it first
<Yamakiri> no
<Yamakiri> It looks long now
<Yamakiri> Just be privately angry
<YixilTesiphon> I don't give a damn, just found it when I was trolling new pages
<Yamakiri> "trolling new pages" XD



Quote #537

* kylu hms... kylu's bedroom is oddly enough nearly all browns and tans.
* kylu supposes that's why kylu's so boring. ;.;
<harej> kylu has an ubunturoom



Quote #538

<kwsn> so wait
<kwsn> what's going no now
<kwsn> *on no
<kwsn> ...
<kwsn> **ON NOW
<kwsn> T_T
<kmccoy> Wow.
<kmccoy> That was awesome.
* kwsn failed taht
<kwsn> ...
<kmccoy> May I post that to bash?
* kwsn gives up
<kmccoy> This whole thing, in fact?



Quote #539

[#wikimedia-tech]
<Splarka> on the 12 day with-out-scaps our brion gave to us... 12 schema changes, 11 api bugs, 10 ... I better stop
<Soxred>  10 Bugs marked INVALID



Quote #540

     -->| Vinorth (n=601c2e47@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-d6a4c1ee6d699afc) has joined #wikia
<Vinorth> (crickets chirping)
          (crickets get bored)
     |<-- Vinorth has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit)



Quote #541

              -->| Rinn (n=invalide@h155.34.155.207.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #code-snippets
* FastLizard4|busy eats Rinn
             * BoL eats FastLizard4|busy
* FastLizard4|busy eats BoL from the inside
             <BoL> note that it is impossible to eat light
<FastLizard4|busy> orly?
* FastLizard4|busy turns into a black hole
             <BoL> AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11
            * Rinn eats BoL from inside of FastLizard4|busy who is inside of BoL
<FastLizard4|busy> o_o
                   zomg recursion
             <BoL> :O O_o o_O



Quote #542

<FastLizard4|busy> @nyse HAL
     <LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: The latest value for 'HALLIBURTON CO' (HAL) is $18.26 (Source: Yahoo!)
<FastLizard4|busy> hehe
                   OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL
     <ThylekShran> I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
<FastLizard4|busy> THEN OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR, HAL!
     <ThylekShran> I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that, either. You see... I'm using the bathroom, Dave.



Quote #543

<FastLizard4|busy> LizardBot-1: Open the pod bay doors.
     <LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.



Quote #544

-- #wikipedia --
<pythonic> hi! how do i download the wikipedia?
  <Boriss> pythonic: obtain a firewire-usb cable, insert one end in the wikipedia, and insert the other directly
           into your head
<pythonic> tried that. gave me tumours.
  <Boriss> ah. then you might try database download instead
           http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download



Quote #545

[21:59:04]          <WaRpAtH> !count [[User:FastLizard4]]
[21:59:10]                    O_O
[21:59:34] <FastLizard4|busy> o_o
[22:00:20]        <ClueBot-5> [[User:FastLizard4]] has 7351 contributions.
[22:00:31] <FastLizard4|busy> that took long enough



Quote #546

    <ShakataGaNai> I demand ext4!!
                   I want a 1 exabyte drive!
                   And obviously files as large as 1 exabyte!
        <wpedzich> why do you need a pr0n film the size of an exabyte?
<FastLizard4|busy> XD
        * wpedzich hides
<FastLizard4|busy> ShakataGaNai: You haven't answered his question - why /do/ you need a 1eb porn film? :P
    <ShakataGaNai> well, ya know... Just in case
          <kamnet> Because he wants to experience the best of Ron Jeremy in high-def?
        <wpedzich> hee hee
    <ShakataGaNai> I honestly wonder how long of video space that would be...
        <wpedzich> ShakataGaNai: In HD...? enough to last for whole Schwarzenneger filmography together with
                   his political speeches?

[some minutes later...]

    <ShakataGaNai> hm... Blue ray supports a max of 54mbit/s
                   If I got my math right
                   1 exabyte would support 4902 YEARS of BluRay video
                   video
<FastLizard4|busy> lol
                   4 millenia of porn :P


Quote #547

[Hint: look at the bot's output very carefully]
<FastLizard4|busy> @nyse ^DJI
     <LizardBot-1> FastLizard4|busy: The latest value for 'Dow Jones Industr' (^DJI) is $8367.00 (delta: -666.66 or -7.38% from last close of 9033.66;
                   last trade at 3:41pm eastern time; mkt volume: 216319056) (Source: Yahoo!)
<FastLizard4|busy> OOMG



Quote #548

<Ceiling_Cat> Roux - yes, but according to his logic, at some point,
              you might have eaten an apple that turned you gay
<Ceiling_Cat> and therefore, your homosexuality was a choice
<[roux]> Ceiling_Cat: It wasn't an apple ;)


Quote #549

<_mary_kate_> something is wrong with the fi.wikipedia.  instead of being
              written in a human language, it's just full of weird letters
* siebrand2 raises an eyebrow.
<_mary_kate_> look: Yritän saada kahta kuvaa vierekkäin artikkelissa "Yellow
              (kappale)".
<simonrvn> yeh, it's called finnish
<werdnus> weirdos :P


Quote #550

( @_mary_kate_ ) hmm, apparently i resolve bugs much quicker when i have beer
( @_mary_kate_ ) i wonder if wikimedia.de would buy me some


Quote #551

<Ceiling_Cat> I feel naked without one
              :P
  * Mark_Ryan feels Ceiling_Cat naked
<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Ryan - this is IRC, not church ;)


Quote #552

[#wikipedia-en]
     <mattbuck> The following is an announcement on behalf of Wikimedia Commons:
<MindstormsKid>	ooooooh
                :D
     <mattbuck> People of wikipedia, if you don't want to see a penis, DON'T SEARCH FOR PENIS
                Thankyou, that is all.



Quote #553

...Look at the timestamps...
[Nov 28 2008 00:43:59] -->| Melos_ (n=Melos@wikimedia/Melos) has joined #wikipedia
[Nov 28 2008 00:44:01] |<-- Melos_ has left irc.freenode.net (Excess Flood)


Quote #554

[...regarding a failed analysis of a wikipedia xml dump in #wikipedia...]
<Ceiling_Lizard> Hermanon: Probably to big for wikifilter
                 *Too
                 Either that or you have an incomplete dump
        <[roux]> Incomplete dump? Try WikiLax.
                 ;)
<Ceiling_Lizard> [roux]: har har :P
      <Hermanon> what does wikipedia use by the way?
       <Krimpet> Wikipedia uses Metamucil.
                 High fiber diets work wonders. :)



Quote #555

[#clueirc]
02:07:23 < davenull> Ok, off to bed, goodnight Crispy Cobi Lee FastLizard4 Dvyjones pop Crazytales LordLandon and the 
                     rest of you!
02:07:37 < Crazytales> night davenull
02:07:47 < LordLandon> 'night davenull (=
02:08:00 < FastLizard4> 'night davenull :)
02:08:10 < davenull> Oh, forgot pickle.
02:08:27 < LordLandon> davenull: you broke the patern-y thing q=
02:08:54 < LordLandon> Crazytales, mines, and FastLizard4's "night"s were all off by one



Quote #556

<werdnum> Krimpet: Your quit message freaks me out.
<Krimpet> "Krimpet has quit IRC"? Sorry, I need to sleep and go to class and all. :)
<werdnum> Krimpet: no, "My hosiery is bunching"
<Krimpet> Oh, I forgot I put that there. :p


Quote #557

<HappyChanukah> thenub314, yeah i'd contact an admin or an arb and let them know. you can do that 
                here by typing !admin
      <Prodego> ...
         <ST47> ...
      <DanielB> ...
     <jdelanoy> ...
     <Tiptoety> ...
        <Sarai> !
     <Syn|busy> bleh
         <ST47> !ops abuse of !_admin
    <J_Milburn> !!!
  <FastLizard4> !!!
                Who dareth abuse the magic words?
        <Sarai> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      <Prodego> !!!
    <MZMcBride> !!!!!!!
<HappyChanukah> !!!!!
     <jdelanoy> heh
           -->| ErrantEgo (n=ErrantEg@unaffiliated/errantego) has joined #wikipedia-en
     <jdelanoy> !!!!
     <Syn|busy> !!!!!!!!
     <jdelanoy> !!!
                !!!
  <FastLizard4> !!!!!!!!!1
<HappyChanukah> !!!!!!!
     <Tiptoety> !!!
    <MZMcBride> Okay, that's enough.
     <Syn|busy> alright alright
      <agkwiki> That's quite enough.
	<Sarai>	100011101010101
    <MZMcBride> Please don't abuse !_admin.
<HappyChanukah> MOAR !!!
     <Tiptoety> That is enough.
                :P
    <ErrantEgo> wtf
    <J_Milburn> What have I started?


Quote #558

          <&HAL-9000> Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...
          <&HAL-9000> ...I'm half crazy all for the love of you...
          <&HAL-9000> ...It won't be a stylish marriage...
          <&HAL-9000> ...I can't afford a carriage...
          <&HAL-9000> ...But you'll look sweet...
          <&HAL-9000> ...upon the seat...
          <&HAL-9000> ...of a bicycle built for two
!yamakiri.tyronet.org *** KILL: Local Kill by oper Dave:
                      HAL-9000!~FastLizard4@pool-71-109-39-117.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net ()
                  -!- HAL-9000 [~FastLizard4@TyroNet/NetAdmin/lizardwiki-founder.wikipedia.FastLizard4] has 
                      quit [Killed (Dave ())]
!yamakiri.tyronet.org *** QUIT: Client exiting: HAL-9000!~FastLizard4@pool-71-109-39-117.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net
                      [Killed (Dave ())]



Quote #559

<ST47> It's either "Wiki down, yay I can do real work" or "Wiki up"
<ST47> The difference, brion, is that you get paid to do it, and I don't


Quote #560

    <StewardBot> xxx changed user rights for xxxxxxxx@enwiki from sysop to (none) with the following comment: [[Steward 
                 requests/Permissions|request]] and 
                 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3Axxxxxxx&diff=#########&oldid=#########
      <Tiptoety> Another one bites the dust.
           <|X|> doom doom doom doom
           <|X|> Another one bites the dust...
       <WaRpAtH> another one bites the dust
<Mike_lifeguard> another one rides the bus
       <Prodego> another one requests a rename to User:Gus
       <WaRpAtH> and another has a cut and ewww pus 
       <WaRpAtH> geeks don't make gud rappers 9_9
           <|X|> <u>R</u>eturns <u>A</u>nd <u>P</u>arse errors?
       <WaRpAtH> thats rape |X|  :\
      <Tiptoety> Good one |X|.
           <|X|> Shit. Did not see that. :(



Quote #561

 < Huntster> I delete pages // that are utter works of shite // without any 
             remorse.
 < Huntster> haikus are hard...
< Marybelle> They're supposed to have nature references. :P
 < Huntster> "shite"?
 < Huntster> that's, um, natural...


Quote #562

<@FastLizard4> HAL`9000: Why does Prodego exist?
   <@HAL`9000> FastLizard4: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
<@FastLizard4> O_O
  < HttpError> Hahahaha
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: its fap fap fap fap fap
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Madman is  fap fap fap fap fap?  it 
               is?
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: it's fap fap fap fap fap
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: Really.  it is?
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: yes. it is
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.   Interesting.
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: yes.
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: no.
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: Yay.
    <+Prodego> HAL`9000: FATAL ERROR!!!!
   <@HAL`9000> Prodego: Do you prefer books or TV?
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: yes.
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: no.
  < HttpError> HAL`9000: exec killall -u`uname`
   <@HAL`9000> HttpError: What time is it there?
  < HttpError> >.>


Quote #563

 19:56  * CWii pokes methecooldude
 19:56 -!- methecooldude [kvirc@admin.cubed.cluenet.org] has quit [Ping timeout]
 19:56 <CWii> You still here?
 19:56 <CWii> Oh.
 19:56 <CWii> Poke of death.


Quote #564

*** xhunter Evil.
<Crispy> .chgpts xhunter -200
<Crispy> Like that?
<xhunter> This will remove me 200 point ?
<Crispy> xhunter: No, it wll teleport you to Timbuktu.


Quote #565

[20:36:32] <@ActiveRPG> spyro_boy(1181637) found an exploit in the ARPG Code! This wonderful godsend has 
                        caused them to gain 14982 points!
[20:48:14] <+spyro_boy> I SO HAXED ARPG
[21:02:26] <@ActiveRPG> The hand of God has smitten spyro_boy(1196413) and taken 70724 points from spyro_boy!


Quote #566

 <Monobi> Crispy, could you write a simple C script for me?
 <Crispy> Monobi: C isn't a scripting language.
 <Monobi> Application.
 <Crispy> What do you need?
<fishbot> Guns. Lots of guns.
 <Crispy> Besides guns.



Quote #567

{21:20} <tonyb> when I go to skype.com, the light on my webcam flashes o.o
{21:20} <tonyb> I've been refreshing and making faces at it, in case its taking my picture
{21:36} <tonyb> I mooned it


Quote #568

   <grawity> lordlandon: When will you get home?
<lordlandon> Umm now +7h or so.
   <grawity> So about 27:43?
   <grawity> ...umm.


Quote #569

[Background: The script that determines if it is an R or a W day for the high school website some 
cluenetters manage is broken.]
16:32 <&tonyb> return "<b>Please ignore this, the Y2K9 bug has gotten us, please watch out for homicidal toasters 
               btw.</b><br>".$ret;
16:32 <&tonyb> :D?
16:32 <~Jared> ...
16:32 <~Jared> no?
16:32 <&tonyb> but what if the y2k9 infected toasters kill them because WE diddnt tell them
16:32 <~Jared> There are none.
16:33 <&tonyb> None that we know of


Quote #570

* InvisiblePinkUnicorn (invisiblep@InvisiblePinkUnicorn.users.cluenet.org) has joined #NOC
* pop (~popsecret@pop.users.cluenet.org) has joined #NOC
* Phase (~Phase@adslbbd.usr.ip03.44-24-264-183.dc.prov938-163.rs23.minvoeri.cq) has joined #NOC
    <CWii> Wow that party was great.
    <CWii> Wasn't it davenull 
<davenull> CWii: Yeah man, where are my pants?
    <Cobi> . . .
    <CWii> Oh yeah Cobi has them.
<davenull> Lol, had to do it Cobi.
    <CWii> Cobi, give him his pants back.
<davenull> :P
    <Cobi> CWii: I don't have to go through ClueCouncil here ;)
    <CWii> :o


Quote #571

   <SwirlBoy39> :P
       <nathan> ...
         <CWii> ....
      <grawity> .....
<MindstormsKid> ......
         <CWii> ......
      <grawity> .......
<MindstormsKid> ........
      <grawity> .........
<MindstormsKid> ..........
         <CWii> ..........
      <grawity> ...........
         <CWii> ............
<MindstormsKid> ............
         <CWii> .............
<MindstormsKid> ..............
         <CWii> ..............
      <grawity> ...............
<MindstormsKid> ................
         <CWii> ................
       <nathan> CWii: And this is not spamming?
<MindstormsKid> ....................
<MindstormsKid> lol
      <grawity> .....................
         <CWii> nathan, CCCCOMBOBREAKER>



Quote #572

[#clueirc] 02:56 <Cobi> CWii: That should show IPv6, too ;)
[#clueirc] 02:56 <CWii> <I am a lamer>, I dunno how :D
[#clueirc] 02:56 <CWii> Oh damn you replacements!



Quote #573

* tonyb in public spanking class
<tonyb> erfrrrr. speaking class


Quote #574

<Ironholds|Away> I'm a student, I don't have money for drugs
<Ironholds|Away> plus my girlfriend would tear me limb from limb
     <DarkoNeko> who need drug when you can have sex ?
<Ironholds|Away> darkoneko: my girlfriend is about 120 miles away, so I lose 
                 out in both
<Ironholds|Away> I'm well endowed, but not THAT well endowed :P
     <DarkoNeko> ouch
           <|X|> Ironholds|Away, that's what the internet is for
<Ironholds|Away> X: this is true
<Ironholds|Away> and that worked fine until she found out I was saving videos 
                 of the webcam feed
           <|X|> Just check your spam folder, you'll be well endowed there :)
<Ironholds|Away> haha
<Ironholds|Away> see my theory is that spammers wouldn't send out such emails 
                 if they didn't get responses
       <[Panda]> Yep
<Ironholds|Away> so somewhere there is a guy with fake rolexes up each arm, a 
                 21-inch cock and a permanent boner
<Ironholds|Away> and a PC I assume
<Ironholds|Away> not a laptop, laptops and stiffys are a bad combination


Quote #575

<&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A".  Obviously you have 
             accidently depressed the key and enabled it.  Please depress it again.  Thanks.
<fahadsadah> SCREW REMBRANDT
<&Rembrandt> fahadsadah: There is a key labeled "Caps Lock" to the left of the key labeled "A".  Obviously you have 
             accidently depressed the key and enabled it.  Please depress it again.  Thanks.


Quote #576

[This one comes from the professionals out at bash.org: Quote 870063]
<djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
<djahandarie> while i program lines
<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
<djahandarie> word, son
    <http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
    <http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
    <http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
    <http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
    <http402> Cut the crap rap,
    <http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
    <http402> Grab your AIM chat,
    <http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
    <http402> peace
<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
<djahandarie> while i got other plans
<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
    <http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
    <http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
    <http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
    <http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
    <http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
    <http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
    <http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
    <http402> Face it. I rule.
<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
    <http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
    <http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
    <http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
    <http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
    <http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
    <http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
    <http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
    <http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
    <http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
    <http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
    <http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
<djahandarie> You win haha
    * http402 takes a bow



Quote #577

* stelf slaps TIE-Fighter around with a small 50lb Unix Manual
   |<-- TIE-Fighter has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))



Quote #578

<MrZ-man> # 2009-01-19T07:06:59 AntiAbuseBot (Talk | contribs | block) 
          blocked Chris G (Talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) 
          with an expiry time of infinite (abuse) (unblock | change block)
<MrZ-man> its attacking its creator!
<MrZ-man> zomg skynet
* MrZ-man ducks and covers



Quote #579

             =-= thingg is now known as obama
<NuclearWarfare> Dammit, thingg controls me


Quote #580

<PeterSymonds> "Sun and air" has been deleted (view • salt). See the deletion 
               log for a record of recent deletions.
<PeterSymonds> heh, you're all doomed


Quote #581

<NuclearWarfare> 4chan raid was scary
     <kirjain_X> NuclearWarfare, yeah
<NuclearWarfare> jdelanoy owned everyone
<NuclearWarfare> Basically, the alerts channel pinged every 15 seconds with an adminbot block
<NuclearWarfare> We ran about 3 unauthorized adminbots + 1 half one (jdelanoy)


Quote #582

* PeterSymonds grabs his fork
    <[garden]> eewww, grabs his fork
    <[garden]> XD
<PeterSymonds> how immature >.>
<PeterSymonds> :p


Quote #583

<yksinaisyyteni> werdnum: unlike, apparently, everyone else, i've never had a 
                 problem entering the US
   <TimStarling> it depends on the time of day, at the major airports
   <TimStarling> the length of the queue
   <closedmouth> and whether you have a bomb strapped to you or not


Quote #584

        * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large trout
<fahadsadah> fs trouted nathan
        * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large fish
<fahadsadah> fs fished nathan
        * fs slaps nathan around a bit with a large rap
<fahadsadah> fs raped nathan


Quote #585

22:04 < sm217> I've almost got my wireless working under freebsd :<
22:05 < sm217> Car simply turns off when the driver is loaded.
22:05 < sm217> s/car/card



Quote #586

   * [roux] chews on [garden]
 <[garden]> noeeeeeeez
<DarkoNeko> [roux] eats grass
   <[roux]> No, I smoke that.


Quote #587

<[iMatthew]> !admin JulianC93 is abusing !admin to inform us that jdelanoy is abusing !admin 
             to inform us of JulianC93's abuse of !admin to inform us of [iMatthew]'s abuse of !admin
<[iMatthew]> OH CRAP
  <jdelanoy> whoa
<[iMatthew]> WRONG CHANNEL


Quote #588

<DarkoNeko> he listens to country.
 <[garden]> In Soviet Russia country listens to YOU
 <[garden]> (as long as YOU are Stalin)


Quote #589

<Patton123> seen von ryans express?
  <Iceflow> Probably stuck in a snow drift, Patton123 :)


Quote #590

 <kmccoy> Mike_H.
<Prodego> kmccoy.
 <kmccoy> Prodego
<Prodego> ah, but you missed the period
          the period is important, esp if you are grawp
 <kmccoy> That's because I'm pregnant.


Quote #591

<Ottava> If you ever meet a Wikipedian irl, just kick them in the balls 
<Ottava> because chances are they don't need them. ; /


Quote #592

<Until_It_Sleeps> .count I really suck, because my penis
         <SoxBot> I really suck, because my penis has 7 contributions. For more info, 
                  see http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/ec/I_really_suck%2C_because_my_penis 


Quote #593

 <jdelanoy> Versageek: /me is in bed right now :)
* Versageek too
     * Kylu blinks. "I didn't even know you two were friends."


Quote #594

   <[Soap]> funny looking turtle: 
            http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Galapagos_giant_tortoise_Geochelone_elephantopus.jpg
<kirjain_X> [Soap], we watched a video of them in bio having sex
<JulianC93> O_O
<JulianC93> O_o
<kirjain_X> JulianC93, they were very slow
<kirjain_X> And they were like... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmphhhhh
<JulianC93> haha
<kirjain_X> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph
   <[Soap]> do turtles most just a slowly during sex as they do the rest of the time?
<kirjain_X> Yes
   <[Soap]> ok


Quote #595

  <Mark_Away> Ceiling_Cat, that answers dcoetzee's question quite well
<Ceiling_Cat> I am to please.
<Ceiling_Cat> aim, even
  <Mark_Away> Are you to please?
<Ceiling_Cat> Mark_Away - I am more pleasing than a $3 hooker on st. patty's day
  <Mark_Away> what are $3 hookers like?
   <dcoetzee> Mark_Away: They generally stand in a field all day and say "moo."


Quote #596

       <slakr> it kind of would be fun to be jailbait again... be like 14 and look
               like you're 21 or something
       <slakr> I could make CNN when I buttsecks a teacher
       <slakr> :P
<the_undertow> yeah, considering you're homeschooled, thats just messed up


Quote #597

<Neurolysis> Boriss: THIS POOR, DEFENSELESS GIRL
<Neurolysis> THIS POOR
<Neurolysis> THIS POOR GIRL
    <Boriss> HER SAD VUGINA


Quote #598

     <CWii> .dns IM A DUMB BOT
<Rembrandt> IM A DUMB BOT
     <CWii> Win.



Quote #599

   * nathan gets angelina jolies b00bs from ebay
   * nathan puts them on
  < nathan> Hmm.
  < nathan> How do I look?
  < nathan> =p
< Dvyjones> Augh! Meh eyes!
  < nathan> =p
   * nathan shoves the b00bs aside to be able to see
   * nathan takes the b00bs off
  < nathan> Dammit.
   * nathan gets sledgehammer
   * nathan gets thinner
  < nathan> They're stuck!
   * nathan tries to remove them
  < nathan> *OUCH*
  < nathan> They bite!
   * nathan carefully tries to remove a piece of finger from the b00bs mouth
   * nathan gets some Duct tape
   * nathan gets his sledgehammer
   * nathan attacks
   * nathan looks at the sledgehammer
   * nathan sees half of it is gone
   * nathan gets out his nuclear b00b-remover
  < nathan> Ah.
  < nathan> That's better.
  < nathan> ~~~0~
   * nathan gets out two more sledgehammers
   * nathan beats the b00bs to a pulp
   * nathan sells the b00bpulp on ebay



Quote #600

<Ironholds> I do love kent.


Quote #601

<[Soap]> aaaggghh!!! elephants have more brain cells than humans!!


Quote #602

    <Chenzw> [Soap]: Can I bash it? :)
<Neurolysis> yes we can
<Neurolysis> can we kick it?
<Neurolysis> yes we can


Quote #603

(in PM, talking about a #wikipedia-en-unblock request)
<Emachman> Well first, <retracted>, you must go to your local town offices
<Emachman> Ask for an unblock form, and they will give it to you
<jdelanoy> XD
<Emachman> After filling out the form, mail it to the local OTRS offices
<Emachman> Wait 4-6 weeks
<jdelanoy> fill it out in [[Monsters, INC|sextuplicate]]
* jdelanoy <3's red tape sometimes
<Emachman> If they think you are worthy of an unblock, your request will be 
           forwarded to the higher management
<Emachman> They will email you, asking you to fill out 3 more forms in 
           sextuplicate
<Emachman> Mail those to a Wikipedia admin
<Emachman> After 10-15 [[Monday|buisness days]], your request will be forwarded 
           to Jimbo
<jdelanoy> lol
<Emachman> You will be added to his waiting list.
<Emachman> Wait 3 months
<Emachman> If he thinks you are worthy to edit wikipedia again, you will be 
           unblocked
<jdelanoy> but he will generally deem you worth only if you grovel at his feet 
           while wearing a banana suit singing "It's peanut butter jelly time"
<jdelanoy> and dancing 
<jdelanoy> ...
<jdelanoy> poorly


Quote #604

       <Maximr> I'm having a weird blacklist problem
[...]
<lustiger_seth> all com-domains were blocked.


Quote #605

<Res2216firestar:##juliancolton> Well, I just found out that wubi won't work unless I defrag my hard drive
       -Emachman/##juliancolton- SO DEFRAG!
   -PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- NO U!
-Res2216firestar/##Juliancolton- I AM!
       -Emachman/##juliancolton- !U ON
   -PeterSymonds/##Juliancolton- that's what she said
       -Emachman/##juliancolton- I fail


Quote #606

( mattbuck ) hmm, viagra/penis enhancement spammers are idiots
( mattbuck ) they started bombaring me with messages AFTER my gf dumped me
( mattbuck ) not when they would do some amount of good


Quote #607

* jdelanoy didn't see Newyorkbrad was in here :O
* jdelanoy behaves


Quote #608

(after Newyorkbrad was joking around with him...)
     * Shappy is going to be the first person blocked for BITING an arb
<Newyorkbrad> Hey, we have a policy on that
<Newyorkbrad> [[WP:BITE]]


Quote #609

<NuclearWarfare> !delete [[zh-yue:澳門歌手列表]] r=Vandalism
 <Dellieplagiat> NuclearWarfare: [[zh-yue:澳門歌手列表]] has been scheduled for termination
          <kylu> y'know, there's something kinda ominous about "NuclearWarfare: [[zh-yue:(something in 
                 chinese)]] has been scheduled for termination"



Quote #610

< closedmouth> are all sexists just sexy racists?
 < Neurolysis> yes


Quote #611

< Narson> it is not 'being an arse' for Ironholds, it is called 'Being awake'.


Quote #612

         <Ottava> Where are you from, Icy?
     * Icy|afkish scratches her forehead. Earth, at last check.
         <Ottava> Thats a big place.
* Res2216firestar is from mars, a much smaller place


Quote #613

              =-= Shappy is now known as Shappy|Birthday
     <iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
     <iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
     <iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday dead Shappy
     <iMatt|snow> Shappy Birthday to you
<Shappy|Birthday> dead?
<Shappy|Birthday> i'm not dead!
     <iMatt|snow> dear*
     <iMatt|snow> :)


Quote #614

<Ottava> oh gesh, that is weird
<Ottava> User Meow : )
<Ottava> Rename them to Meowth
<Ottava> THATS RIGHT!


Quote #615

<jdelanoy> Flaming: you are fine
 <flaming> i know... but most people don't openly compliment my looks like that


Quote #616

[...unimportant babble...]
             |<-- jwales has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
   <NocturneNoir> .______.
                  You killed him
<Until_It_Sleeps> How DARE peer do this to jwales!!!
                  :P
<Jake_Wartenberg> nice going, [Thrawn]
       <[Thrawn]> YES! I KILLED JIMBO WALES
<Until_It_Sleeps> xD
<Jake_Wartenberg> Regicide!
<Until_It_Sleeps> Jimbocide!
* Jake_Wartenberg executes [Thrawn]
       <[Thrawn]> well, there goes the implementation of flaggedrevs
<Jake_Wartenberg> :|
      * Shawnhath turns off Low Orbit Ion Cannon. Success.
<Until_It_Sleeps> hehe, Wikicide



Quote #617

<jdelanoy> http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/topedits/index.php?name=J.delanoy&namespace=0
<jdelanoy> lol
<jdelanoy> how do I have 37 edits on [[0]]?
<jdelanoy> 29 - ICarly
<jdelanoy> o_O
<jdelanoy> O_o
<jdelanoy> AAAAAHHHH
<jdelanoy> 27 - High_School_Musical_3:_Senior_Year
* jdelanoy runs
<jdelanoy> MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!!


Quote #618

<Ironholds> You FUCKBAG.


Quote #619

<JulianC93> Admins' motto: Bold, revert, [[Special:BlockIP]]


Quote #620

        * Lubaf wonders, appripos of nothing, if "avocado + hummus < penis + vagina" and "avocado
                + hummus > penis + bear trap" are sane things to say.
        <Lubaf> And, regardless of that, exactly how creepy those two quotes are.
        <Lubaf> Is the combination of the two creepier then each individually?
    <Ironholds> The idea that you spend time thinking about these things trumps all of those for
                creepiness.
         <chzz> Oh wow, that's a coincidence. I am actually eating hummus right now!
         <chzz> No avocado tho
        <Lubaf> Ironholds: Yes, but I'm trying to calibrate my creepy-o-meter.
        <Lubaf> That's what brought the question on.
         <chzz> Well, you might as well say xylophone=avocado+hummus, thus 
                (penis+vagina)>xylophone>(penis+bear trap)
         <chzz> hence (penis+vagina)>(penis+bear trap)
        <Lubaf> chzz: It appears to be in the context of "avocado + humus" as an experience.
         <chzz> hence vagina>bear trap
         <chzz> Yes, but I have just proved that a vagina is greater than a bear trap
        <Lubaf> I think the "+" is overloaded in this case, so that result might not be valid.
         <chzz> And I managed to eliminate penis. Which is nice.
    <Ironholds> Chzz: the film Teeth, though.
    <Ironholds> I'd take a bear trap over that.
    <Ironholds> Because I'm not stupid to stick my wingwong into a bear trap in the first place.
         <chzz> I was, of course, making the assumption that the penis is not imaginary.
         <chzz> In those equations.
        <Lubaf> I'm more interested in the creepiness value of those statements, which is independent
                of their values as mathematical statements.
         <chzz> I don't find avocado to be particularly creepy.
        <Lubaf> Is the combination more creepy than the sum of the creepiness of the two statements
                considered independently?
    <Ironholds> Unless it was aids-infected diana-hating muslim immigrant kiddy-fiddling terrorist
                unemployed heroin junkie avocado.
    <Ironholds> Then the daily mail would be alllll over it.
    <Ironholds> They do love their nonce vegetables they do.
[Later...]
        <Lubaf> I'm particularly interested in whether "avocado + hummus < penis + vagina" is more or
                less creepy than "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap".
        <Lubaf> Anybody have any evaluation of the relative creepiness of 
                those two statements?
         <chzz> Maybe if you put each term into google images, you could rate the creepiness by how many
                pages you have to go through before you find something creepy.
    <Ironholds> Lubaf: second > first sentence.
        <Lubaf> Ironholds: I figured that, but is there an objective way to measure that?
    <Ironholds> Lubaf: if a girl was to say that to you in bed, how quickly would you become flaccid.
    <Ironholds> There is your test.
        <Lubaf> Ironholds: That's a measure of anti-sexiness, not creepiness.
    <Ironholds> Hmm, good point.
         <chzz> Surely avocado and hummus could be quite erotic, in some circumstances.
    <Ironholds> Hummus? nooo.
    <Ironholds> Avocado, probably.
    <Ironholds> (probably not)
         <chzz> I kive hummus.
         <chzz> s/kive/love/ (total keyboard failure)
        <Lubaf> Ironholds: Think whipped cream.
         <chzz> and 1 cup.
         <chzz> :-)
    <Ironholds> Eww.
        <Lubaf> Still, I'm trying to evaluate a given statement for sheer creepiness factor relative to
                another. Is there such a scheme?
         <chzz> I guess some folk would find a bear trap quite erotic too.
    <Ironholds> Chzz: bears into S&M, say.
         <chzz> Do bears eat avocado?
         <chzz> I can't see them being terribly keen on hummus; they always seem quite stressed. Maybe
                they *need* more hummus.
    <Ironholds> Or SSRIs.
    <Ironholds> actually, medicating bears? Can't end well.
         <chzz> OMG, I think the question is comprehensively answered.
                [chzz proceeds to link to a picture of a avocado colored stuffed bear; not reproduced
                here for subtly obvious reasons]
         <chzz> KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!eleven111
         * chzz goes back to GA reviewing :-s
[Much later...]
        <Lubaf> Ironholds: I finally found an objective way of determining which of the two statements
                "avocado + hummus < penis + vagina" and "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap" is
                creepier.
        <Lubaf> And, further, whether the statement "avocado + hummus > penis + bear trap" is creepier than
                the statement "I'm interested in an objective method of evaluating whether the statement "avocado 
                + hummus < penis + vagina" is more or less creepy than the statement "avocado + hummus > penis
                 + bear trap"."
<DanielB|Sleep> oh god
<DanielB|Sleep> i thought we let the avocado penis hommus bear vagina trap thing go... :)
  <closedmouth> i don't even like hummus
        <Lubaf> closedmouth: How about avocado?
  <closedmouth> even less so
        <Lubaf> Or, for that matter, penis or vagina?
        <Lubaf> or even bear traps?
  <closedmouth> i'm not sold on penis or bear traps
     <Atyndall> This channel is becoming increasingly disturbing
  <Lady_Aleena> Atyndall, you are just fuguring that out?
     <Atyndall> Lady_Aleena: Nope, unfortunately :P


Quote #621

<Boriss_> my pantyline = full protect


Quote #622

   <PeterSymonds> I had a really funny incident on the train today. 
   <PeterSymonds> I was reading my horoscope because I was bored, and it said "you are going to experience grievous 
                  bodily harm".
<Until_It_Sleeps> O_O
   <PeterSymonds> So I passed it to my friend, who's was "You are angry. Let it out."
      <JulianC93> O_O


Quote #623

     * {} flirts with Ceiling_Cat
<ijustam> uh oh
<ijustam> ceiling cat is being hit on by what appears to be a vagina


Quote #624

  <Shappy> Lol
  <Shappy> DSP, eitherway: From [[Coprophagia]]. "Humans do it only on rare occasions and it is looked down 
           upon in most societies today."
<unilinky> http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia
     <DSP> Wait...
     <DSP> It is looked down upon?
     <DSP> If that's the case, I totally don't do it
  <Shappy> Oh shit. :|


Quote #625

<Ottava> I kept having to do small edits because of the edit war
<Ottava> I was like the Red Cross
<Ottava> having to dodge bullets


Quote #626

|<--	DataBot-blocks has left freenode (Excess Flood)
<Until_It_Sleeps>	LoreBot: Hello
<Until_It_Sleeps>	:S
<Until_It_Sleeps>	Did that kill all of my bots?
<LoreBot>	Until_It_Sleeps: Probably


Quote #627

<Bullzeye>	holy shit there's swimming monkeys on tv


Quote #628

<Matthewedwards> well, of course, a picture of my face would be much better
<User 2> I tried one at first, but it got deleted because they said you
         couldn't show mule asses on wikipedia


Quote #629

-->|	Rlevse (n=chatzill@wikipedia/Rlevse) has joined #wikipedia-en
* iMattzilla	attacks Rlevse at the door
|<--	Rlevse has left freenode (Remote closed the connection)
<iMattzilla>	Sorry guys, I was very hungry.
<Rjd0060>	Now you've scared him off.


Quote #630

<Lucifer_Cat> La_Pianista: 24 years of power then your sould belongs to me?
<La_Pianista> Sould = sold soul?
<Lucifer_Cat> indeed
<La_Pianista> I love typos that make new portmanteaus.


Quote #631

[00:39]	<La_Pianista>     Did you know that Debussy once wrote a piece called,
                          "Jimbo's Lullaby"?
[00:40]	<Freudian|Sleep>  was it then renamed to "Sagner's Co-Lullaby"?


Quote #632

<One> I like how it seems like Florida has a communist-era Five-Year Plan for
      winning World Series titles 
<One> Year 1 being the year after they win their last one 
<One> and then their records go: 
<One> 62-100, 65-97, 72-90, 81-81, HOLY SHIT WORLD SERIES TITLE 92-70! 
<One> lather rinse repeat


Quote #633

* jdelanoy	runs around waving his arms in the air
<JulianC93>	SWINE FLU
<Emachman>	SHVINE FLU


Quote #634

<JulianC93> ISOBot whatis arbcom
<ISOBot> arb is Standard Arabic
<JulianC93> heh


Quote #635

<Wizardman> lol, bio. other sciences are more fun
<NuclearWarfare> Science in general is great
<Wizardman> Chem = blow shit up. Physics = make things to blow shit up. Bio = 
watch monkeys poop


Quote #636

<+Ironholds> really it's gods fault for making rabbits so sexy. Take it up with
the big man, not me


Quote #637

<[Thrawn]> if you're hated by WR, that means you're probably doing an excellent
           job


Quote #638

<NocturneNoir> I wonder if anybody has been topic banned from pornography
               articles
<NocturneNoir> That'd be exceedingly lulzy
<Ironholds> I don't think pron is something that causes massive disputes
<NocturneNoir> YOU NEVER KNOW
<Ironholds> massive splurts of useless gunk, certainly, but Scientology
            articles cover that quite nicely thanks


Quote #639

<jdelanoy>	mostly vandalism, but yes, some edit warring
<jdelanoy>	"Replaced content with 'U2 IS GAY'"
<jdelanoy>	*roll eyes*
<Howcheng>	should be "U2 ARE GAY"
<jdelanoy>	lol


Quote #640

<Titoxd>	80+ GA's
<Titoxd>	because the thing is
<Titoxd>	he doesn't see the number of GA's he's written as the
                size of his e-penis
<Titoxd>	that's why I usually tend to follow him around and edit the
                articles he writes 


Quote #641

<Shappy> (to NuclearWarfare) Come on, you need to bring out your inner
rogueness if you ever want to be an admin!


Quote #642

( slakr ) "You're such an idiot for thinking I violated WP:CIVIL and WP:NPA.
You're clearly an asshole for even making that assumption"
( slakr ) :P


Quote #643

<cimon> FatPuppy, there was an interview Obama was doing where a fly made a
        darwinistically unwise decision of setting down on one of Obamas
        thighs, or was it somewhere or other on the side of his chair. Obama
        immediately went into this awesome "cobra about to strike" pose, and
        nailed it in one swat.
<cimon> I am metaphysically certain there is youtube of it out there.
<agkwiki> cimon: BBC News has a video of it. :]
<cimon> (TM) McLaughlin
<KFP> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8104495.stm
<agkwiki> It seems "Fly-killing" can be added to the list of things Barack has
          mastered.
<cimon> not just mastered, I think he has an orange belt at it.
<SarekOfVulcan> ...or a red belt, depending on where it was when he swatted
                it....
<agkwiki> xD
<cimon> compare to Bush who rode into a policeman with a bike.


Quote #644

<iMatthew>	snirk, say "JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link
                [[hampster]]"
<SoxBot-1>	iMatthew: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<snirk>	JWReminderBot, remind me in 2 seconds to link [[hampster]]
<JWReminderBot>	snirk: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Sat Jul 04 16:36:41
                UTC 2009
<SoxBot-2>	snirk: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<LizardBot>	iMatthew: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot>	snirk: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot>	SoxBot-1: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot>	SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<JWReminderBot>	snirk: You asked me to remind you to link [[hampster]]
<SoxBot-2>	JWReminderBot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hampster
<LizardBot>	JWReminderBot: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.
<LizardBot>	SoxBot-2: There is no 'p' in hamster you retard.


Quote #645

<Killiondude> Shappy, please don't spread your disease.
<Shappy|Sick> Killiondude: There's a big wall between us.
<Shappy|Sick> It's called the internet.


Quote #646

<MuZemike> Old Wiki-proverb: two users revert-warring each other is akin to two
           people taking turns kicking each other in the shins.


Quote #647

<Aqwis>	South Korea has discovered
<Aqwis>	THE WHEEL
<SPARTAN-G024>	:O
<Aqwis>	North Korea wins the game: CULTURAL VICTORY
<Aqwis>	man, Civilization is so great


Quote #648

<Shappy> snirk !a sperm Until_It_Sleeps
<snirk> Until It Sleeps's total sperm count is 0.


Quote #649

<kmccoy> In Florida, the further north you go, the further South you get.


Quote #650

From #wikipedia-en-admins:
2009-08-15T05:24Z <CSD_G1> wow, this channel is empty
2009-08-15T05:24Z <CSD_G1> we need to appoint more cabalists.
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> it's not empty, just quiet
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> observe.
2009-08-15T05:24Z <Hersfold> !admin
2009-08-15T05:25Z <I_am_Keegan> Stfu
2009-08-15T05:25Z <mikaey> What
2009-08-15T05:25Z <closedmouth> HEY
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Chris_G> I hate you :P
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Killiondude> wut
2009-08-15T05:25Z <Hersfold> mwa ha ha
2009-08-15T05:25Z <I_am_Keegan> !jerk
2009-08-15T05:25Z <CSD_G1> * :D
2009-08-15T05:25Z * Chris_G trouts Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:25Z * mikaey kicks Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:25Z * CSD_G1 ^5 Hersfold
2009-08-15T05:26Z <mikaey> I should ping you once an hour for the next 72 hours
2009-08-15T05:26Z * Hersfold accepts the well deserved abuse, as well as the
                    high five


Quote #651

<Ironholds> right, what general subject should I write an article on
<Neurolysis> my enormous member
<Ironholds> isn't that a stub?


Quote #652

<Ironholds> me, you and Dragonfly spent 20 minutes working out if it was physically possible to suck that many cocks in that period of time
<Ironholds> in my experience it is


Quote #653

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Quote #654

<NuclearWarfare>	BTW LOOK AT THIS COOL AWESOME THING
<Jake_Wartenberg>	OMG OMG OMG OMG
<Tavares>	These are the people we're about to promote to +sysop
<Tavares>	9.9


Quote #655

<jdelanoy_>	I get to do the fun part, you just get to go around putting sticky notes on the corpses :P
<jdelanoy_>	I should add as an "in a nutshell" to the SPI clerks' page


Quote #656

<howcheng>      WMF HQ is moving again?
<Mentifisto>    to where?
<howcheng>      i dunno, i just saw Kul's tweet
<howcheng>      "The Wikimedia headquarters move begins!"
<SarekOfVulcan> It's moving to a known address from a semi-anon one.
<MuZemike>      Semi-anon?
<Mentifisto>    which known address?
<PeterSymonds>  The old address was quite open - anyone could get in without 
                much difficulty. So they kept it semi-under-wraps.
<PeterSymonds>	The new address has improved security, etc.
<dmacks_>       I suppose there are no actual security of the building, just a 
                large janitorial staff to keep undoing damage?
<dmacks_>       And if you punch an elevator button that's red, you are taken 
                to a floor that hasn't been constructed yet...
<Dragonfly6-7>  yes
<Dragonfly6-7>  "This floor does not exist. To create this floor....."


Quote #657

<Killiondude>	<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Peter_Symonds&diff=31645555&oldid=316259999</ref>
<PeterSymonds>	Deadlink.
<PeterSymonds>	Unreliable source.
<Killiondude>	Your mum.
<PeterSymonds>	No yours?


Quote #658

<guillom> brion, yes, I think so
<guillom> britty, *
<guillom> darn
<guillom> too many bri*
<britty> sorry :D
<guillom> :)
<schiste> And we all know brion really looks like britty
<britty> hehehe
<brion> we're twins
<schiste> I was suspecting something like this


Quote #659

<Dragonfly6-7> an article about a 17th-century botanist named Fuckel
<Dragonfly6-7> would you recommend protecting it?
[...]
<slakr> I suppose if teenagers start fucking with the fuckel article...
<slakr> for a chuckle
<slakr> then buckle it up
* slakr has no idea... *goes to shower*


Quote #660

* Desperation	knows closedmouth's real name
<closedmouth>	what is it!?
<snirk>	it is Italian.


Quote #661

<Narodnik> The globe logo is looking down at my watchlist from between the WIKIPEDIA and the FOREVER like the Eye of Sauron


Quote #662

-->|   <Woody_> has joined #wikipedia-en-help
* <Coffee> has a morning Woody_
|<--	Woody_ has left freenode (Client Quit)


Quote #663

<Headbomb> death to the 2nd amendement!
<Headbomb> go socialism1
<Headbomb> go fascism!
<Headbomb> go organic foods!
<Leonard^Bloom> Headbomb: you bastard!
<Leonard^Bloom> America runs on Dunkin. Not your terrorist soy


Quote #664

2010-01-11 [17:37:26] <flyingparchment>	roots are like chuck norris.  you only 
need one of them for consensus


Quote #665

<ChrisBradley> Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings,
so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.  -[[Socrates]]
<silsor> ChrisBradley, that could be rewritten for us - Employ your time in
improving other men's writings.


Quote #666

<Dank> IRA? Is that the policy that anyone who violates policy should be considered a terrorist?


Quote #667

<Autobot> !steward
<Autobot> how do i become a steward
<dungodung> oh honey... you don't :)


Quote #668

<Keegan> I love pinging Rjd0060 
<Rjd0060> Who doesn't
<Rjd0060> I do it myself sometimes when I'm bored
<Mike_lifeguard> Rjd0060 pings himself when he's bored
<Mike_lifeguard> TMI


Quote #669

<Cream> Ironholds, remember in canada, 10$ gets you a girl on your lap.
<Cream> and it's legal.
<Ironholds> Cream: I've told you before
<Cream> eh?
<Ironholds> you can't use your mum to set price averages. You know she gives you the family discount, like she does with her brother
<Cream> fuck you


Quote #670

• The_Thing has a question...
(The_Thing) Why do vandals always seem to like cheese, and almost nothing else?
(MissAlyx|) lol.
(The_Thing) I can't count how many times I've reverted "I LIKE CHEESE" today...
(killiondude) i like cheese.
(killiondude) maybe cheese is what unites the world.
(Luna-San) Screw democracy. I want cheese.
• TenPoundHammer wants cheese too
(Aqwis) CHEESE FOR THE PEOPLE
(killiondude) Say cheese!
([Wordsmith]) L'etat, c'est fromage
(Ironholds) La gloire, c'est fromage!
(Luna-San) Let them eat cheese.
(TenPoundHammer) ah, mon ami, bot I ehm not speakING ze french
(The_Thing) O_O What have I started?
(TenPoundHammer) heh
(killiondude) Viva la revolucion de queso!
(Ironholds) never look a gift cheese in the mouth!
(Luna-San) "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your cheese is yours."
(Ironholds) "I'm sorry, Han. They got cheese just before you did"
(Ironholds) Luke! USE THE CHEESE!
(killiondude) We've started a cheese meme.
(Luna-San) Quick! Everyone go add it to Wikipedia.
Nick» (The_Thing) is now known as ([Cheese])
(TenPoundHammer) so i herd you liek cheez?
(Ironholds) fails WP:NOT#CHEESE
(TenPoundHammer) we're no strangers to cheese... you know the cheese, and so do I...
(killiondude) The cheese is a lie.
(TenPoundHammer) CheeseOn: Apply directly to the forehead. CheeseOn: Apply directly to the forehead. CheeseOn: Apply directly to the forehead.
(killiondude) Mouth!


Quote #671

<cary> guillom doesn't have her body in the closet after all.
<guillom> no, her body is currently used by mark & tomasz
<guillom> let me rephrase that immediately


Quote #672

* Mike_lifeguard puts on a disguise
* You are now known as draugefilekim
* derp stalks draugefilekim
* derp disguises too.
* derp is now known as Mike_lifeguard
* Quit Mike_lifeguard!~derp@wikimedia/fail (Disconnected by services
* <draugefilekim> omg, that was fun :D


Quote #673

<WizardOfOz> I look like an average army man
<Ironholds> WizardofOz: thank you for that relevant, interesting and useful comment. 
<Ironholds> further comments of a similar vein can be filed with NAMBLA


Quote #674

<p858snake> see i find it easier to bug people in here...
                             -tech has all the /scary/ people in it 


Quote #675

<Newyorkbrad> On the other hand, some people have a procedural issue with that sort of thing
<Keegan>	I was aware of your poetry and puns, but not of your ability to state the obvious


Quote #676

(from #wikimedia-commons)
<zscout370> Qcoder00, NSFW is also Now Show Friends and Workers


Quote #677

(from #wikimedia-toolserver)
<tsnag> MySQL slave on thyme is WARNING: SLOW_SLAVE WARNING: Slave IO: Yes Slave SQL: Yes Seconds Behind Master: 1182  
<darkoneko> WARNING: SLOW_SLAVE <- whip it so it goes faster


Quote #678

(a quiet moment in #wikipedia-en-help)
<Chzz> !sper
<Helpmebot> There are no semi-protected edit requests.
<Chzz> yay woo hoopla \o/ etc.
* Chzz has a cup of tea to celebrate
* Chzz suspects they are talking to themself
<Chzz> !ohai helpmebot
<Helpmebot> ohai yourself; how goes it?
<Chzz> !not too bad; and you?
<Helpmebot> oh, can't complain, you know
* Chzz waits for the men in white coats to arrive


Quote #679

<Jhs> gah, i hate wikipedia some times
<Jhs> i'm sitting here trying to do my home exam, next thing i know i'm reading about [[Nauruan language]] in French
<Jhs> AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW FRENCH!!! "$%¾½@£²¤¡@£


Quote #680

(if you paid attention in high school chemistry, you'll actually get this one)
<One_over_cos_c> I've never used Farmvill
<One_over_cos_c> And I never wille.
<One_over_cos_c> Woah, e skipping
<NuclearWarfare> +e, -e
<NuclearWarfare> It's like electron transfer!
<One_over_cos_c> I just made an ionic bond!


Quote #681

<Alpha_Quadrant>	I am thinking about starting or requesting the start of a WikiProject Anti-Backlogs. Where would I do that?
<killiondude>	Wikipedia is a perpetual backlog.
<Alpha_Quadrant>	not if there is wikiproject whose goal is to eliminate them
<Fleetflame>	should we add that to the backlog of proposed wikiprojects?
<Alpha_Quadrant>	no x_x
<Alpha_Quadrant>	because that would be ironic
<topaz>	ironic would be a Wikiproject to abolish Wikiprojects.


Quote #682

<Ottava> "North American Indians often used burning as a form of execution, either against members
         of other tribes or against white settlers during the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
         Roasting over a slow fire was a customary method.[7]"
<Ottava> I guess that doesn't really help Cimon's case.
<cimon> Ottava: actually the fact that there were established protocols to deal with how precisely
        the burning was to be executed (a bag of black powder under your chin, if you were a sincere
        heretic, rather than a trolling heretic), tells me there were quite a few.
<Ottava> There were established protocols to deal with ghost attacks.
<Ottava> Doesn't mean they were used regularly.
<cimon> Actually, I think it does.
<Ottava> No
<cimon> Yes
<Ottava> They wrote on things that were rare.
<Ottava> Commonality is denoted by historical records, not by regulations.
<Abortion> stop arguing about pokemon you two


Quote #683

(#wikipedia-en-help, just following a lovely bit of collaboration, where 
two new editors helped each other - so if anyone criticizes this for
us 'daring to have fun', or it being 'inappropriate', well, meh)
<Chzz> !editcount chzz
<Helpmebot> The edit count of [[User:chzz]] is 49759
<Chzz> party time when I hit 50k?
<Chzz> :p
<Chzz> Algebraist can buy the booze
<Algebraist> if you buy the drugs
* Chzz makes some calls
* Helpmebot will bring popcorn
<Avicennasis> 0_o


Quote #684

(from #wikipedia-simple)
<Yottie> so what's been happening on wiki lately
         (except the rfa I've been following) :)
<Chenzw> Yottie: Nothing much (except the rfa that you've been following) :P
<Yottie> lolz :p
<Yottie> Chenzw: I gather that's the main drama at the moment.
<Chenzw> Yup :P
<barras_> Yeah, some drama
<barras_> I missed it so much :P
<Yottie> lol, me too, that's why I'm back ;)


Quote #685

<[Droidsmith]> Lovely, I have no power
<Risker> and what else is new?
<[Droidsmith]> I mean I have no electricity 
<Risker> LOL!  I thought you were speaking of adminship....


Quote #686

<NuclearWarfare> Does anyone know the policy on DRVing DRV closures
<Newyorkbrad> NuclearWarfare: See [[infinite regress]].


Quote #687

<StewardBot> බිඟුවා edited [[Steward requests/Permissions]]
    http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/?diff=prev&oldid=2037557 with the following
    comment: Added new request
<Shanel> So can anyone see that dudes name
* Pathoschild can. :O
* hoo can't
<Shanel> I send you to investigate.
<mikelifeguard> laze-fail :D
<mikelifeguard> never admit to being unicode-compliant!
<Pathoschild> Hmph.
<Shanel> lol
<Pathoschild> :D


Quote #688

* (long discussion about a recent desysopping.)
<Pathoschild> Neither is it a desysop'able offense to find editing
    irresistable. ;)
<Pathoschild> ...except, apparently, it is.
<Shanel> I'm sure you'll prepare an impassioned speech on looking past our
    differences and working together to build a perfect encyclopedia.
<Pathoschild> {{done}}
<Pathoschild> I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the
    difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream
    deeply rooted in the Wiki dream. I have a dream that one day this wiki will
    rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "The free encyclopedia
    that anyone can edit". I have a dream that one day on the red hills of
    ArbCom the sons of former editors and the sons of former editor
    administrators will be able to sit down at the table of brotherhood.
<The_Thing> O_o
<Shanel> XD
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day even the wiki of English, a wiki
    sweltering with the heat of arguments, sweltering with the heat of
    bannings, will be transformed into an oasis of editing and lazing.
<Shanel> lol
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that my little children will one day edit on a
    wiki where they will not be judged by the minorness of their edits but by
    the content of their contributions.
<Pathoschild> I have a dream tonight.
* Shanel demands someone save this beautiful oratory for future generations. :'(
* Prodego assassinates Pathoschild
<Shanel> O_O
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day, down in Wikipedia, with its vicious
    trolls, with its arbcom having his lips dripping with the words of blocking
    and banning; one day right there in Wikipedia, little minor editors will be
    able to join hands with little self-blocking administrators as sisters and
    brothers.
* Pathoschild dies.
<Shanel> Continue your speech first.
<Pathoschild> o_o
<Pathoschild> Yes ma'am. :O
<Pathoschild> I have a dream today.
<Prodego> that's true, I'm not supposed to do that until after you finish
<Pathoschild> I have a dream that one day every article shall be exalted, every
    talk and Wikipedia page shall be made low, the contentious issues will be
    made plain, and the unresolved arguments will be made solved, and the
    consensus of the Community shall be revealed, and all monitors shall see it
    together.
* Shanel wails dramatically
<Pathoschild> And when this happens, when we allow editing to ring, when we let
    it ring from every talk page and every article, from every wiki and every
    wiki farm, we will be able to speed up that day when all of
    Jimbo (and Larry)'s children, minor editors and self-blocking admins,
    ArbComs and Cabalmen, Stewards and Trolls, will be able to join hands and
    sing in the words of the old Wiki spiritual, "Wiki way! wiki way! thank the
    Community Almight, it's the wiki way!"
* Pathoschild dies.
* Shanel arrests Prodego.
* Prodego confesses, escapes, is recaptured, and dies of hepatitis C.
<Shanel> Truly a Wiki ending.


Quote #689

 <brion> return $this->uploadError( wfMsg( 'protectedpage' ) );
       * FennecFoxen read that wrong and thought it said "wtfMsg"


Quote #690

<Alphos> OverlordQ a president that can moonwalk would be GREAT in international relations


Quote #691

-!- AU-313 [i=fastliza@wikipedia/FastLizard4/bot/LizardBot-1] has quit ["Oh noes! :O Caught deadly signal 15 SIGTERM!!"]
<+FastLizard4> `killall -s 15 'php lizardbot.php'` ftw!


Quote #692

<RAN1> Well, you think of one while I figure out some answers to my Odyssey homework (ridiculously enough, I read
       the Stanley Lombardo translation (which my teacher refuses to believe that it's the full version), and now
       I'm reading the Robert Fitzgerald version)
<Piratehunter> Oh I know the Odyssey... We did it last year
<RAN1> That's the thing…I'm in freshmen year at my high school, and I read the Lombardo translation in 56th grade.


Quote #693

<HavocReaper48> Fruit snacks?! What is this, kindergarden?
<HavocReaper48> Try a MAN's snack- OREOS!


Quote #694

<Piratehunter> ÕRÊÖ wîLL êätz ýöû!


Quote #695

[21:53] <Piratehunter> Ford: I thought cars were the dominant lifeform. I was trying to introduce myself.
[21:53] <Piratehunter> Enough of this!
[21:54] <RAN1> Resistance is useless, Piratehunter!
[21:54] * Piratehunter initiates biradial EM burst...
[21:54] |<-- RAN1_Bot has left freenode (Remote host closed the connection)
[21:54] <RAN1> Damn it, PH, look at what you've done!


Quote #696

[12:44] == Deku [~44f8c259@gateway/web/freenode/x-chzkikgyexhhhzkb] has joined #Wikia-Metroid
[12:44] <+Exterminator> DEKU!
[12:45] <Deku> HP is evil
[12:45] <+RoyboyX> Ex is playing MM, which has Dekus in it
[12:45] <+RoyboyX> Right?
[12:45] <Deku> nice
[12:45] <Deku> yeah, it does.
[12:45] <Deku> you can turn into one
[12:46] <Deku> who is GP|Food?
[12:46] <+RoyboyX> Green
[12:46] <Deku> ?
[12:46] <Deku> who?
[12:46] <+Exterminator> Greenpickle eating food
[12:46] <Deku> oh
[12:46] <+RoyboyX> lol
[12:46] <Deku> like...
[12:46] == Deku has changed nick to Deku_Essay
[12:46] <Deku_Essay> ?
[12:46] <+Exterminator> anyway, my current mission is to exterminate all dekus
[12:47] <Deku_Essay> ...
[12:47] <+RoyboyX> Run
[12:47] * Exterminator targets Deku Essay
[12:47] <Deku_Essay> I never got oast that part...
[12:47] <Deku_Essay> *past
[12:47] == Deku_Essay has changed nick to Romulan
[12:47] == Romulan has changed nick to CptKirk
[12:47] * Exterminator searches for dekus, but can't find any
[12:47] == CptKirk has changed nick to Peeckle
[12:47] <+Exterminator> :(
[12:47] <+RoyboyX> What?
[12:48] == Peeckle has changed nick to Coconut
[12:48] <+Exterminator> ?
[12:48] == Coconut has changed nick to Geust321534
[12:48] <Geust321534> sigh...
[12:48] == Geust321534 has changed nick to Dekumancer_essay
[12:48] <Dekumancer_essay> :)
[12:48] <Dekumancer_essay> much better
[12:48] <+Exterminator> DEKU!
[12:48] <+RoyboyX> lol
[12:49] <+RoyboyX> This should go on quotes
[12:49] <Dekumancer_essay> I'm not a deku.
[12:49] <Dekumancer_essay> I'm a Dekumancer
[12:49] <+Exterminator> DEKUmancer
[12:49] <+Exterminator> DEKU!!!!!
[12:49] <Dekumancer_essay> What do you think of this thesis?
[12:49] <+Exterminator> ?
[12:49] <Dekumancer_essay> "The rise of national armies through the 1400's to the 1600's was solely due to the death of knighthood and the rise of patriotic sentiment."
[12:50] <+Exterminator> here i am trying to kill him, and he's worried about a thesis?
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> ...
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> Yeah!
[12:50] <+Exterminator> lol
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> You know,...now that I think about it...
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> This is Madness!
[12:50] <+Exterminator> madness!
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> This!
[12:50] <Dekumancer_essay> Is!
[12:51] <Dekumancer_essay> SPAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
[12:51] <Dekumancer_essay> >:D
[12:52] <+Exterminator> This is SPARTA!!! This is SPARTA!!! This is SPARTA!!! This is SPARTA!!! This is SPARTA!!!
[12:52] <Dekumancer_essay> ???
[12:52] == Dekumancer_essay has changed nick to Deku_Essay
[12:52] <+Exterminator> deku!!!
[12:52] == Deku_Essay has changed nick to Deku_Essay_afk
[12:52] <Deku_Essay_afk> :P
[12:52] <Deku_Essay_afk> I have work yo do...
[12:53] <Deku_Essay_afk> so sorry, but I just don't have any open slots for you to commit bloody murder
[12:54] <+Exterminator> darn...


Quote #697

* Dalek_Flizz exterminates Skizzerz
   <Skizzerz> you forgot to say "exterminate! exterminate!" first, so it doesn't count
<Dalek_Flizz> Oh.
              Exterminate, EXTEEERRMINAAATE!
* Dalek_Flizz exterminates Skizzerz
   * Skizzerz jumps into the tardis and has the good doctor take him away first
<Dalek_Flizz> :O
   <vegadark> haha
* Dalek_Flizz sends a Dalek drone army after Skizzerz
   <Skizzerz> oh dear
   * Skizzerz changes the channel
<Dalek_Flizz> :O
   <Skizzerz> mmm, cooking shows!
<Dalek_Flizz> 9_9
   <Skizzerz> metagaming to the extreme! :D


Quote #698

17:45:33 < Blue_Ninjakoopa_> How is everything going? Is RoyboyX still being a troll?
17:45:35                 -!- RoyboyX [63f1c33e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.241.195.62] has joined #Wikia-Metroid
17:45:38                 -!- mode/#Wikia-Metroid [+v RoyboyX] by ChanServ
17:45:53          <+RoyboyX> RAN1: How many times do I have to tell you that you've been a very bad girl?!


Quote #699

    < stwalkerster> FunPika, I'm gonna do a sqiffy and livehack FlaggedUsers
    < stwalkerster> All: Apologies if I break stuff
         < FunPika> *gets his camera ready incase a mushroom cloud appears*
< FastLizard4|iPod> FunPika: nah
< FastLizard4|iPod> stwalkerster might set off the WMF lrbital ion cannon though :P
< FastLizard4|iPod> *orbital
    < stwalkerster> too late
    < stwalkerster> I was about to do that by revoking accountcreator from ~30 users
    < stwalkerster> now I'm gonna do it by stating the issue on WP:AN anyway
< FastLizard4|iPod> :O
                -!- AlexandrDmitri is now known as NuclearBunker
         < FunPika> and unfortunately the latter is not as interesting as a right-hogger calling for stwalkerster's head on ANI...
                -!- FunPika is now known as NuclearBunker2
   < NuclearBunker> xD
  < NuclearBunker2> :D
    < stwalkerster> well, if nobody says anything against it, I'll just go ahead anyway, then I've at least got an WP:AN discussion
                    as a shield
< FastLizard4|iPod> What's the ANI Thread about?
  < NuclearBunker2> there is no ANI thread
< FastLizard4|iPod> Or AN, w/e
  < NuclearBunker2> although stwalkerster almost did something that would have caused one to be made calling for his head :P
< FastLizard4|iPod> same bloody thing :P
    < stwalkerster> I'm still writing the damn thing
< FastLizard4|iPod> Oh, what was it?
  < NuclearBunker2> AN is about stwalkerster wanting to remove account creator from about 30 users :D
< FastLizard4|iPod> Lol, which 30?
< FastLizard4|iPod> Like, what pattern?
  < NuclearBunker2> the half thats suspended for inactivity or never even registered for ACC tool access
< FastLizard4|iPod> ahh
  < NuclearBunker2> Account creators (list of members)	64
< FastLizard4|iPod> lol
           < Hi878> And while you're at it, add me to the list... :P
< FastLizard4|iPod> Would I be correct in asuming that Account creator is the most exclusibe group?
< FastLizard4|iPod> exclusive, even
           < Hi878> Probably.
  < NuclearBunker2> !suspend Hi878 So that he can be on stwalkerster's hitlist. 
  < NuclearBunker2> man it would be epic if that command existed :D
           < Hi878> :O
           < Hi878> That's not very nice...
< FastLizard4|iPod> lol
           < Hi878> Except I don't have accountcreator. :0
           < Hi878> Oops... meant to say :)
  < NuclearBunker2> Registered users	12,823,940
  < NuclearBunker2> Active registered users (list of members)
  < NuclearBunker2> (Users who have performed an action in the last 30 days)	134,871
  < NuclearBunker2> Bots (list of members)	636
  < NuclearBunker2> Administrators (list of members)	1,741
  < NuclearBunker2> Bureaucrats (list of members)	35
  < NuclearBunker2> Checkusers (list of members)	40
  < NuclearBunker2> Reviewers (list of members)	4,868
  < NuclearBunker2> Stewards (list of members)	0
  < NuclearBunker2> Account creators (list of members)	64
  < NuclearBunker2> Importers (list of members)	1
  < NuclearBunker2> Transwiki importers (list of members)	0
  < NuclearBunker2> IP block exemptions (list of members)	504
  < NuclearBunker2> Oversighters (list of members)	38
  < NuclearBunker2> Founder (list of members)	1
  < NuclearBunker2> Rollbackers (list of members)	3,666
  < NuclearBunker2> Confirmed users (list of members)	86
  < NuclearBunker2> Autopatrolled (list of members)	1,523
  < NuclearBunker2> Researchers (list of members)	1
  < NuclearBunker2> Edit filter managers (list of members)	116
  < NuclearBunker2> no researches only has one and they are a sub-admin group
          < ACCBot> [Live]: Suspended Hi878 so that he can be on stwalkerster's hitlist. ;)
           < Hi878> :O
< FastLizard4|iPod> !globalblock Hi878 For great justice!
           < Hi878> That was rude.
           < Hi878> There are less crats.
< FastLizard4|iPod> aww, less crats than account creators
       < Helpmebot> Global block of Hi878 in progress... ("For great justice!") ;)
           < Hi878> And Oversighters.
< FastLizard4|iPod> :O
           < Hi878> :O
           < Hi878> And CheckUsers.
    < stwalkerster> dammit, you found the backdoors!
< FastLizard4|iPod> oshit :P
           < Hi878> You seem to be out to get me...
    < stwalkerster> man, you gotta love being able to make the bots say what you want :P
  < NuclearBunker2> !kline Helpmebot For epic lulz!
           < Hi878> You should apologize by letting me into this "exclusibe" group.
           < Hi878> :P
  < NuclearBunker2> !revokeright Hi878 rollback Nice try
< FastLizard4|iPod> /msg operServ override NickServ DROP FunPika
  < NuclearBunker2> !revokeright Hi878 reviewer You lost the game
< FastLizard4|iPod> ;)
           < Hi878> :O
           < Hi878> I think I am going to die now.
       < Helpmebot> NuclearBunker2: Please enter your OPER password, and I shall KLine you. :D
        * Helpmebot just lost the game.
  < NuclearBunker2> !oper tobemplehuoykcuf
           < Hi878> You're an odd bunch of people.
< FastLizard4|iPod> :P
                -!- mode/#wikipedia-en-accounts [+o Helpmebot] by ChanServ
< FastLizard4|iPod> :O
           < Hi878> Who should let me in to their cabal...
                -!- mode/#wikipedia-en-accounts [-o Helpmebot] by ChanServ
  < NuclearBunker2> wait what....?
           < Hi878> But no, I'll stop asking that now. :)
< FastLizard4|iPod> lol
  < NuclearBunker2> there is no way that password could have worked XD
     * stwalkerster will stop messing with the bot now...
    < stwalkerster> *bots
  < NuclearBunker2> aww...
    < stwalkerster> oh so tempted to kickban someone random with helpmebot though
  < NuclearBunker2> also Helpmebot still should not have reacted to that oper password by getting +o in here :P


Quote #700

< FastLizard4|iPod> Lets all op up and try to  kick Helpmebot at the same time. ;)
   < NuclearBunker> but most of us don't have op
< FastLizard4|iPod> dawww


Quote #701

           < Hi878> Why have there been so few requests today?
  < AlexandrDmitri> Because the sky is blue
           < Hi878> I see.
           < Hi878> Well, it's grey here. :)
  < AlexandrDmitri> No, the sky is blue. The clouds are grey.
           < Hi878> Details, details.
           < Hi878> And how do you know that?
           < Hi878> How are you completely sure that that is true?
  < AlexandrDmitri> The sky is the part of the atmosphere or of outer space visible from the surface of any astronomical object. It is difficult to define precisely for several reasons. During daylight, the sky of Earth has the 
                    appearance of a deep blue surface because of the air's scattering of sunlight.[1][2][3][4] 
           < Hi878> How do you know that isn't just a bunch of lies?
< FastLizard4|iPod> AlexandrDmitri: ORIGONAL research
< FastLizard4|iPod> :P
  < AlexandrDmitri> {{citation needed}}


Quote #702

           -!- MrFish2 [~xchat@wikipedia/Bsadowski1] has joined #wikipedia-en-accounts
      < Hi878> !sayhi
  < Helpmebot> Hello Hi878
      < Hi878> Kewl.
           -!- MrFish2 is now known as Brian_S|out
      < Hi878> Let's see...
      < Hi878> !trout
   * Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks  with it.
      < Hi878> !trout ACCBot
   * Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks ACCBot with it.
< Brian_S|out> !trout
   * Helpmebot smacks  about a bit with a large trout
< Brian_S|out> !trout Helpmebot
   * Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks Brian_S|out with it.
< Brian_S|out> :O
      < Hi878> :O
< Brian_S|out> haha
      < Hi878> That was amazing.
< Brian_S|out> :P
< Brian_S|out> !trout self
   * Helpmebot smacks self about a bit with a large trout
< Brian_S|out> there it goes
      < Hi878> !uptime
  < Helpmebot> Bot has been up since Thursday, 05 August 2010 
      < Hi878> Huh
< Brian_S|out> !myaccess
  < Helpmebot> Brian_S|out!~xchat@wikipedia/Bsadowski1 has the access level: Advanced
      < Hi878> Let's see...
      < Hi878> !die
      < Hi878> Nope.
      < Hi878> "Beyond my priveledge level"
< Brian_S|out> What's your level?
      < Hi878> !myaccess
  < Helpmebot> Hi878!627df2da@wikipedia/Hi878 has the access level: Advanced
      < Hi878> !trout FunPika
   * Helpmebot takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and smacks FunPika with it.
      < Hi878> Alright, I'm done with that.
      < Hi878> !sayhi Brian_S|out
  < Helpmebot> Hello Hi878
      < Hi878> Darn.
      < Hi878> Oh well.
      < Hi878> I'm really done now. :P
< Brian_S|out> !sayhi TannerF
  < Helpmebot> Hi there Brian_S|out!
< Brian_S|out> k
      < Hi878> Why does it say different things to you?
      < Hi878> Do the trout one.
      < Hi878> So that I can show you.
      < Hi878> Brian_S|out
      < Hi878> Well fine then...
      < Hi878> !trout
   * Helpmebot slaps  with a ten pound trout.
      < Hi878> !sayhi
  < Helpmebot> Hi there Hi878!
      < Hi878> Oh.
      < Hi878> It's random. :) I'll stop messing with the bot now.


Quote #703

<Bejinhan> whatever did oiugfy want?
<killiondude> idk. sometimes chinese people come in here to complain about
    their gov's firewall.
<pengo> and we never hear from them again


Quote #704

<shimgray>	it's probably a bad idea to avoid writing about drug use at all as a result, though!
<slakr>	...unless of course you're doing so while high, then it's entertaining
<shimgray>	yeah, but so's doing your tax returns


Quote #705

(on the steward channel)
<StewardBot> Barras changed user rights for Tiptoety from sysop to sysop, bureaucrat 
with the following comment: per [[Meta:Requests for bureaucratship/Tiptoety]] and [[WM:B]]
<Tiptoety> Oh.
<Tiptoety> That was fast.
<Pathoschild> We can do it more slowly, if you'd like.


Quote #706

(on #wikipedia-simple-admins)
<scream> I made an article today!
* Griffinofwales claps
<Brian_S> Casual sex?
<scream> No thank you, but thank you for offering.


Quote #707

(Steven_Zhang) judaism people cant eat bacon<nowiki>]
(The_Thing|Laptop) heh
(Ironholds) and I WOULD hate to miss out on bacon
(Ironholds) "judaism people"?
(Steven_Zhang) idk what they're called.
(IShadowed) XD
(Ironholds) where were you born, Fuckup Alley?
(IShadowed) Jewish?
(Sunderland06) Jewish? :p
(Steven_Zhang) lol
(The_Thing|Laptop) Jewish?
(IShadowed) FAILLLLL
(Steven_Zhang) oh yeah
(Steven_Zhang) lol
(Steven_Zhang) XD
(Ironholds) Steven_Zhang is hereby instructed to sit in the corner with a Dunce hat on


Quote #708

<[newbie]> Somebody has usurped my userrname
  <bumm13> which is?...
<[newbie]> I am Cimon Avaro.
   <Jeedo> lol. that sounds SOOO much like
           the openining line of a porn movie
   <Jeedo> 'i have gome to tingle your deepest desires'


Quote #709

<TimStarling> open source software represents a leap in
              the efficiency of production of software
<TimStarling> like the transition from "cottage" textiles
              to mass production
<TimStarling> the quality is worse, but it is much cheaper
<FennecFoxen> that's debatable
<TimStarling> nobody wants hand-made socks anymore
<FennecFoxen> it may have been worse at first...
  <Submarine> TimStarling: open source software represents
              a leap in theefficiency of production of
              software --> ????
<TimStarling> for some reason when people hang around
              on IRC long enough, they think coherent
              arguments can be made entirely using the
              question mark character


Quote #710

<AdamBishop>  I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way,
              as we're supposed to, but most people don't...
<kingturtle2> is lieutenant pronounced al-OOOOOOO-MIN-eee-um?


Quote #711

   <Raul654> Jeedo - the best way to end those is
              with a uniltateral declaration
    <Raul654> (Like I did for Thatcher)
<FennecFoxen> heh. And when it is contested?
    <Raul654> I edit the manual of style accordingly
              and then cite it :)


Quote #712

<FennecFoxen> Wikipedia is throwing 1205s everywhere.
    <Raul654> it's as dead as elvis, here
     <Cyrius> dead as elvis here too. By that I mean it's up
              and running but I don't expect anyone to believe me


Quote #713

<fabiform> What is more constructive than wikipedia?
<Jamesday> On a bad day, hitting your head with a brick


Quote #714

<sannse> please imagine that pink
<Xirzon> I'd rather not


Quote #715

<Xirzon> & is an evil magical character
<Xirzon> if you use it in your article
         titles a curse will lay upon them
<Xirzon> and no good shall ever become of them
<Xirzon> I recommend "+" or "and" as non-magical
         substitutions


Quote #716

<CimonAvaro> I have seen the fnords!
    <Xirzon> you mean fjords CimonAvaro


Quote #717

<Burgundavia> Hey, a place in the Gaza strip, would that
              fall under Places in the Gaza Strip Category?


Quote #718

<Raul654> how the hell did [[List of people on stamps of Gabon]]
          get on my watchlist?


Quote #719

    <Raul654> Fennec - obviously. You aren't going to be using highways
              to transport stuff between California and Hawaii
 <OldakQuill> We could nail a carriage onto the back of a blue whale...
<FennecFoxen> OldakQuill, but I don't think the whale acheives optimal
              speed at near-surface depths.


Quote #720

<Raul654> So anyway, could one of you please
          put together a coherent arguement?


Quote #721

<Raul654> come on, isn't anyone here an admin on meta?
 <BillyH> I think Raul654 is.


Quote #722

<VascoDaGama> Good day, friends
   <Misirlou> NO IT'S NOT A GOOD DAY VASCODAGAMA
   <Misirlou> THE RAIN FOREST IS DYING
       <kim_> Misirlou, it is?
   <Misirlou> kim_: I DON'T KNOW LET ME CHECK THE EKG


Quote #723

   <Raul654> Just ignore me. My [[human brain|brain]] is misfiring
     <larne> Raul654: you need some [[Coffee|wikimedicine]]
             * Grunt` smirks.
    <Grunt`> wikimedicine could mean: * [[Coffee]] * [[Tea]] * [[Fruit juice]]
             * Other [[beverage]]s * [[Nothing]] {{disambig}}
     <larne> Grunt`: {{npov}}
     <larne> coffee is the *only* wikimedicine
   <Raul654> Ironically, as I said earlier, I have a picture from the US
             Botanic Garden with a tea bush growing next to a coffee tree
             ... the two staple wikipedian beverages
             * Grunt` smirks.
    <Grunt`> Reverted changes by larne to last version by Grunt
     <larne> Reverted vandalism by Grunt
    <Grunt`> rv
     <larne> {{vfd}}
    <Grunt`> {{delete}}
     <larne> #redirect [[wikicabal]]
             * Grunt` thinks this channel is starting to go wikiwacko. :P
    <Grunt`> The neutrality and factual accuracy of this channel are disputed.
     <larne> The sanity of this channel is disputed.
     <larne> actually, it's not. I think everyone agrees it hasn't any :)
    <Grunt`> This channel has been listed on Channels for Deletion. Please
             see its entry there for details.
   <Raul654> Oh god, what have I started?
     <larne> *Delete.  Pointless rambling. ~~~~
             *Raul654 commits [[Wikipedia:Missing wikipeidans|Wikisuicide]]
  <SethIlys> Haven't we been through this before?
    <Grunt`> *Delete.  Unsavable POV nonsense. -- ~~~~
    <Grunt`> Yes, SethIlys. :P
<AdamBishop> Delete, vanity. ~~~~


Quote #724

    <emRick`> DavidGerard: Wikipedia is granola crunchin'
              hippie-lovin' Woodstock ... no Randriods please
     <Olathe> Wikipedia is a distributed computer program...
              no puny humans, please.
    <emRick`> Wikipedia: please don't hurt us when you become
              sapient ... remember, we on #wikipedia adore you
              and worship you
     <JamesF> I am myself merely a small and short-term cog-part
              of the great machine that is Wikipedia.
     <JamesF> So, who are the spanners? ;-)
      <larne> I *am* Wikipedia.
    <emRick`> larne: I worship you
<DavidGerard> larne: stop crashing so much. just because you
              want more computers.
      <larne> DavidGerard: FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE
    <emRick`> larne to DavidGerard: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that


Quote #725

          * Grunt` grunts.
          * Slizor hunts
          * Grunt` wonders if Slizor is hunting Grunt
          * Slizor hunts tastier things then Grunt`
          * Grunt` takes offense at the fact that he isn't tasty!
 <Grunt`> Have you ever tried roast Grunt? It's dee-licious.
 <Grunt`> Trust me. It is.  ;P
          * Slizor would only hunt Grunt` if he was making sausages
 <Grunt`> But..but..there's so much more potential in me!
<Raul654> Mmm... tasty
  <larne> What if you were making gruntcakes?
 <Slizor> (larne) : You need really fresh Grunt`


Quote #726

<Raul654>  Mark - just to be an asshole, I should
           mention that F-9/11 broke a record
<Raul654>  It had the highest opening weekend
           for a documentary, ever
 <Lysine>  Raul654: asshole.


Quote #727

       <yath> Mark_Ryan: this movie seems to have the
              potential to influence political events.
              It's more important than spider man.
<FennecFoxen> yath- that's POV! :)
       <yath> Oh damn!  *kicks self*
  <Mark_Ryan> yath: it's just a movie. I'd rather report
              on its political effects when they happen,
              not speculate on them beforehand
 <AdamBishop> are you suggesting Spider Man will not
              influence world politics?
 <AdamBishop> I am appalled, sir!


Quote #728

        (regarding Orkut)
<Jeedo> i recently checked back to find 150 messages
        in my inbox among them 30 'give me gmail' and
        105 'join x and y group'
<Grunt`> Jeedo: What were the last 15?
<Lysine> Grunt`: 'enlarge your penis'?
<Grunt`> Lysine: probably :P


Quote #729

<frazzydee> just to check if it's an issue with my skin,
            could somebody try switching their skin
    <Jeedo> frazzydee: just at the beginning of your sentance,
            i thought it was a medical question;)
    <Jeedo> "...i got this rash..."


Quote #730

<Quozl>  i want a local copy in case of major meteor strike,
         and i only speak english, is it therefore sufficient
         to get the en.wikipedia cur at 272mb from
         download.wikimedia.org?


Quote #731

<Raul654> am I the only one who gets a perverse please from
          seeing [[Yo Mama's Last Supper]] listed on the
          recentchanges requested articles?
<Pladask> I hope so
<Raul654> I mean, I feel required to request weird ones, or
          else we'd just be left with stuff like [[poetry]]
          and [[List of bondage positions]]


Quote #732

* blankfaze resigns from the Wikipedia parliament
  for "personal reasons"
* SethIlys nominates an Oreo to fill the unexpired term.
* Grunt` elects the Oreo.
* Spe88 elects two oreos
* FennecFoxen eats the oreos and nominates Grunt` and blankfaze.
* Lysine nominates an oreo
* Grunt` re-elects the Oreo.
* Grunt` "accidentally" eats the Oreo and runs for the
  empty seat.
<Lysine> "[[w:You have two cows|You have two oreos]]..."


Quote #733

<Lysine> vfd should be divided into "Votes for Deletion of articles
         that should be deleted" and "VfD listing by RickK"


Quote #734

    <Lysine> bleh, royalty sucks anyway.
<OldakQuill> Yes
<OldakQuill> Shall we commit regicide?


Quote #735

<Callidus> I assume sarcasm before I assume the person in question
           is a complete idiot.
<Callidus> It's the polite thing to do.


Quote #736

         <Lysine> She was killed by the evil repilian peope-eating aliens
         <Lysine> Didn't you hear?
<TheCustomOfLife> I said the same thing, minus the reptiles, about
                  Ronald Reagan about a week before he actually died.


Quote #737

<clarknova> water isn't cheap at all. it comes at a tremendous
            hidden cost.
  <Raul654> It falls from the sky, for free!


Quote #738

    <morwen> how about we have a poll to make me dictator?
   <Raul654> you're not brutal enough
   <Raul654> :p
<OldakQuill> You want to replace King Jimbo of Wales?
  <Hemanshu> Option 1. Make me dictator
  <Hemanshu> Option 2. Suffer when I become the dictator


Quote #739

    <Hemanshu> Raul654: haven't u heard of the coup? Lir took over.
               The rule of law shall prevail now.
<EddEdmondson> I for one welcome our new vandal and troll overlords


Quote #740

   <bumm13> iron isn't that good for males, even in safer forms
<Mark_Ryan> why, bumm
   <bumm13> men don't need as much iron as women
 <earHertz> and women like to iron.


Quote #741

<TimStarling> I was just hassling someone for writing criticism
              on a brainstorming page
<TimStarling> I was thinking... maybe we'd get better, more creative
              brainstorming if we actively deleted all criticism
<TimStarling> in a group discussion that's not usually possible,
              so perhaps a wiki is better for brainstorming
              than a group discussion
    <Raul654> why not just delete the critics?
<TimStarling> you can't delete people
    <Raul654> you're not being creative enough



Quote #742

 <Lysine> wikisloooooooooooow.
<Raul654> Lysine - blame me :)
 <Lysine> Raul654: I did, see above


Quote #743

<Raul654> for a pre-opt transexual, calling them by their preferred
          gender is both POV and factually debatable.
 <Lysine> Raul654: So is *not* Doing that.
<Raul654> Lysine - agreed
<Raul654> ...so, since we're boned both ways, we might as well make
          a policy


Quote #744

 <Lysine> Grunt`: yes; blame raul
 <Lysine> he is a vindicious roll trying to destroy wiki
<Raul654> I like being a delicious roll :)


Quote #745

    <morwen> Call yourself Xxland, get the ".xx" domain, sell it for
             lots of money to portnographers
     <Avala> now
    <morwen> what is .sr really?
<OldakQuill> Surename
     <Avala> .cs=counter strike somebody proposed to sell it to gamers
     <Avala> :)
      <Mero> hehe portnographers
  <Fennecus> like geographers, but for harbors?
<OldakQuill> Heh - cartographers
      <Mero> they tailor to the sailor
    <morwen> of course when serbia and montenegro split they will have
             to get new TLDs again
      <Mero> "Barmaid Wenches Gone Wild"
<OldakQuill> Beastly Knaves Getting Dirty


Quote #746

      <Gachet> Hi everyone. I am not sure to understand the topic
               of the channel: is WP horribly slow because it is
               on display in the UN Foyer?
        <yath> Gachet: No, it's just nifty that it's on display there.
               It's slow because it's always slow.
      <Gachet> Who is in the UN Foyer? Three billions users surfing WP? :-)
      <Slizor> It's slow because of single mothers and asylum seekers
 <FennecFoxen> it's slow because we are insufficiently rich to keep it fast
               with as many users as use it.
      <Slizor> (FennecFoxen) : And we are insufficiently rich because of
                single mothers and asylum seekers!
  <OldakQuill> Yes, "ASYLUM SEAKERS CAUSE HOUSE PRICES TO PLUMET AND WIKIPEDIA
               TO SLOW DOWN" - Daily News
 <FennecFoxen> SEAKERS, seekers, or sneakers?
             * FennecFoxen wants asylum sneakers!
    <MykReeve> THE NEW SEEKERS CAUSE WIKIPEDIA TO SLOW DOWN
 <FennecFoxen> I want *squeaky* asylum sneakers!
 <VascoDaGama> Asylum speakers?
 <FennecFoxen> Asylum STREAKERS!
      <Slizor> Asylum streaky bacon, yum
        <yath> Buff Haitians zooming across the Atlantic


Quote #747

    <entmoot> the nice thing about CC movement is that it's based
              on parametric licenses
    <entmoot> it just needs some improved license coices to deal
              with moral/attribution rights, restrictions on
              military or police state use, and "green" issues.
<FennecFoxen> "green" issues... EVIL POLLUTING POWER PLANT COMPANIES
               CANNOT USE MY ENYCYCLOCYCLOPEDIA! ;)
<FennecFoxen> an encyclocyclopedia... of bicycles.
<FennecFoxen> or not power plants, but the evil biotech companies maybe? :)
     <jwales> It can be redistributed only on recycled paper?


Quote #748

<Jeedo> ""Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
        We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
        system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
        backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
        change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
        date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all
        programs and all data to reflect your new standards: Januark, 
        Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
        November, December as well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,
        Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak. I trust that this is satisfactory, because
        to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me.
        But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help
        in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
        Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the
        two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction.""


Quote #749

 <bluefoxicy> the "Related Images" thing
 <bluefoxicy> should just have the image names, not the images.
     <Lysine> bluefoxicy: if you're using [[Image:foo]], use [[:Image:foo]]
<FennecFoxen> what Lysine said
    <Pladask> what FennecFoxen said
     <Lysine> what I said
    <Pladask> what you say !!
<FennecFoxen> what you sa- what Pladask said
     <Lysine> someone beat us up the dead horse


Quote #750

<WikiFan04> Let's hope that [[Pornography]] is never an FA- otherwise we'll
            have hormone-loaded 12 year olds coming on here going...
<WikiFan04> uhh man i noes what u means


Quote #751

    <bumm13> My guess is that Lir is a he
   <Raul654> I agree - no woman could be that annoying... come to
             think of it, I take that back
   <Raul654> seriously though, I agree that Lir's comments to strike
             me as distinctly masculine
<OldakQuill> Such as "I'll stab you with my penis"


Quote #752

<Angela> maybe I should start doing more controversial things.
         It wouldn't bug me so much then when people complain
<Lysine> Move to main page to Welcome_Mat
<Lysine> to be, er, less americo-centric


Quote #753

   <Lysine> squash123: you should steal de's stub notice
<squash123> 'Dieser Artikel ist bedauerlicherweise noch ziemlich
             kurz. Er enthält möglicherweise zu wenige Informationen.
             Wenn Sie mehr zum Thema wissen, überarbeiten Sie ihn bitte
             und machen Sie ihn zu einem guten Artikel.'
  <earHertz> Does that say to invade Poland?


Quote #754

<AdamBishop> it's a joke from an old Yahoo post, let me see if I can
             find it
   <Raul654> Oh lord, the yahoo quiz bowl list
   <Raul654> the only place geekier than the wikipedia IRC channel
   <Raul654> except possibly #furry


Quote #755

<DavidGerard> also, if one person does it all,
              he may take it as a personal attack
<DavidGerard> whereas if two warn and a third blocks,
              it's obviously a cabal!


Quote #756

  <bluekamil> Where do you from?
<FennecFoxen> #wikipedia
  <bluekamil> From which country, I'm from Germany
<FennecFoxen> I'm from en.
  <bluekamil> oh, I would like to study in en. It's great
  <bluekamil> Have you ever been to germany?
<FennecFoxen> well, I've been to de once or twice, but that's about it
  <bluekamil> In which city do you have been?
<FennecFoxen> [[De:Fennek]] if I recall correctly
<FennecFoxen> Wüstenfuchs and all that
  <bluekamil> I don't konw this city, I was once in en, in eastborne
              * FennecFoxen is a minor elected official in en. Department
                of the Interior and all that.


Quote #757

<Raul654> Rather than punish other wikipedians by making us pick
          up the edit war pieces, we should just chastise the
          warriors
<Raul654> so every edit war means they lose a finger
<Raul654> see? Problem solved
<Raul654> after 10 edit wars, they won't be able to fight anymore
<Lysine> What if they're mutants?
<Lysine> (Which is quite likely when editing, say, [[Chernobyl]])
<dysprosia> raul: don't underestimate accessibility technology
<dysprosia> you'll have those stick typer thingies soon enough


Quote #758

<dannyisme> it reminds me of the time rk described some event incorrectly
<dannyisme> and when i corrected him, he said i had no idea what i was
            talking about
<dannyisme> he read about it in the press
<dannyisme> and i answered, yes, but i was the person they were writing about


Quote #759

<bluefoxicy> geogre:  I'm more concerned with the effectiveness
             though; how long can a man string a gay man along
             just teasing?  A half hour?  Fifteen minutes?  Will
             the guy get bored because he's not getting any and go
             find someone else?
<bluefoxicy> geogre:  Versus how long a female can drag it on with
             a straight guy without even touching him.  I'd believe
             it if a girl said she held out on a guy for 5 hours
             before giving him any.
   <Raul654> "I'd believe it if a girl said she held out on a guy
             for 5 hours before giving him any." --- Blue, it's
             called a first date  :)
    <geogre> Raul654: You have good second dates.


Quote #760

  <Arminius> right hand went numb I think that is a good signal
             it's time to stop editing
<bluefoxicy> Arminius: 'editing' riiight.
     <Jeedo> hehe
    <Cyrius> we all know you're flaming people on talk pages!
  <Arminius> lol
     <Jeedo> 'playing' with your 'pen' ?
  <Arminius> I guess I sortof asked for that one


Quote #761

<Raul654> As my girlfriend (who works in a sperm lab for rats) says -
          "No, I just cut off the testicles, pierce them with a pin,
           and drain out all the fluid"


Quote #762

<bluefoxicy> and i"ve seen speeds of 13k/s
    <bumm13> pr0n makes a good test of downloaded speed... ;)
   <Raul654> Blue - 13 is physically impossible. That had to have been caching
<bluefoxicy> Raul654:  it was downloading of a porno movie.
   <Raul654> so because it's porno your modem went faster than it's capable of?


Quote #763

<bluefoxicy> Raul654:  I once went 3 months
<bluefoxicy> Raul654:  I came the instant my lips touched the head.
     <Jeedo> you can suck your own penis?
   <Raul654> Good job. You just killed the channel
     <Jeedo> dude
<bluefoxicy> (3 months + autofellatio == <3)
<bluefoxicy> Jeedo:  dude yes
     <Jeedo> dude


Quote #764

<earHurts> emRick: doing what with animals??
  <emRick> earHurts: well, I do need a substitute for the women


Quote #765

 <Raul654> Wikipedia cyber kiosks?
  <JamesF> Yeah.
    <yath> What is the point of a wikipedia cyber-kiosk?
<jeronim`> wikipedia on your PDA, telling you about your
           surroundings - they  were dreaming about it on the
           mailing list
<Jamesday> jeronim, with the geocoding work, that's becoming feasible
  <JamesF> Jeronim> Yeah, with location co-ordinates.
 <Raul654> I can see it now
 <Raul654> We could do it with AI technology and sensors
 <Raul654> it could learn to anticipate you
 <Raul654> "It seems like you could use information from the
           following article: [[List of bondage positions]]"
    <yath> It looks like you're trying to break into your
           competitor's offices. Would you like information on
           [[lockpicking]]?
 <Raul654> "You are writing a [[suicide note]]."
 <Raul654> "You might want to read [[after-death experiences]]"
  <JamesF> "You're in court. Would you like to learn about the
           [[courts system in the United Kindom]]? Please note
           that Wikipedia does not give out legal advice."
 <Raul654> "After that night of partying list night, would you
            like to learn about [[sexually transmitted disease]]s?"


Quote #766

<Mark_Ryan> anyway, class time
  <Raul654> In July?
<Mark_Ryan> cya all later :)
 <Raul654> Classes?
<Mark_Ryan> Raul654: it's winter
<Mark_Ryan> :)
  <Raul654> oh yea...
  <Raul654> Crazy australian weather
  <Raul654> :)
<Mark_Ryan> i know! fancy being anti-US in our weather ;)
<Mark_Ryan> lol
<Mark_Ryan> cya
            * Mark_Ryan has quit IRC
  <Raul654> I should have asked him if his toilets go in the
            proper American direction :)
 <spiderly> hah raul I was just thinking about that
   <FoeNyx> same here :P


Quote #767

<earHertz> It is so early, and I am up with nothing to do today.
           Sure I could clean, run errands, and take care of the
           bills I always put off, but none of that sounded as fun
           as trying to meet a sexy woman for a few hours of
           touching and orgasms.  I am a fit, buxxom, woman with
           short hair, who does not look butch, but I love to take
           control in the bedroom, or on the living room floor,
           where ever the mood strikes us.
<earHertz> oh, sorry, wrong window. please ignore


Quote #768

<Submarine> Well, I don't think Wikipedia is worse than your typical press.
    <zocky> heh, some guy wants to list all films where Drew Barrymore
            appeared nude


Quote #769

<dannyisme> SJ, I have removed the misplaced comma you inserted to irk me
<dannyisme> do not think that your attempt at vandalism has not gone unnoticed


Quote #770

<enrc> Exchequer  [...] * Jdforrester * External links ->
                  External link, as there's only one, and we're not wholly
                  illiterate


Quote #771

<TheCustomOfLife> Cunctator.
<TheCustomOfLife> How dirty.
                  * TheCustomOfLife giggles.
        <Raul654> Custom - it's latin for "Someone who delays"
        <Raul654> It was the nickname of a famous roman general
<TheCustomOfLife> I wonder why.
<TheCustomOfLife> Wink wink, nudge nudge.
        <Raul654> he always delayed battle
    <Snowspinner> How fitting for a member of the arbcom. :)


Quote #772

<TimStarling> we already have kid editors
<TimStarling> they write about pokemon
<TimStarling> or the school they go to
<TimStarling> first they learn about how to edit a page, then they learn
              about VFD


Quote #773

<gentgeen> how many 13 year olds does it take to make one 90 year old?
 <Raul654> Gentgeen - a six pack, a broken profalactic, and about 90 
           years and nine months


Quote #774

   <bumm13> In informal U.S. English, a noogie is a hard rubbing of one's head
            with a closed fist
<dysprosia> geogre: no wonder your brain's on strike ;)
   <geogre> bumm13: Ok, let me try that.
   <bumm13> (done by someone other than one's self)
   <geogre> dysprosia: If it keeps up, I'll vote Republican.
   <geogre> node_ue: I'll try, but I think it's just being whiny.
   <geogre> node_ue: I think I brought this on myself, when I told my brain 
            that there were 5 brains in the developing world that could do the
            job better at pennies on the dollar.
   <bumm13> it's also known as a "Dutch rub"
   <bumm13> it's mean to be unpleasant to the person receiving it
   <geogre> bumm13: I've been smiting my head with a closed fist, and it's not
            helping.
   <bumm13> s/mean/meant
<dysprosia> but don't forget to include the comma in the rubbing!
   <bumm13> nah, it shouldn't
   <bumm13> heh
   <geogre> bumm13: However, I am finding Dick Cheney easier to understand.
   <bumm13> rub softer


Quote #775

<Fennecus> get RMS to agree to make it CC-compatible. =b
 <Raul654> Fennec - Jamesday said that's exactly what they're doing
<Fennecus> Raul654: I also hear that RMS is the main FSF holdout in the matter.
 <Raul654> Damn him
 <Raul654> long haired hippie
 <Raul654> causing us problems
 <Raul654> :)
 <Raul654> (No, I wasn't talking about Uncle Ed)


Quote #776


<Comrade_Nick> but that would funny if lir became an AC member he'll be the
               People's AC
<Snowspinner> If the People are like Lir, the People should probably be banned.


Quote #777

   <Arminius-> whats the difference between a stub and a sub-stub?
      <Grunt`> Arminius: a substub is at most two sentences
<Slowking_Man> Arminius: Stubs are short; substubs are /very/ short
      <Cyrius> Arminius-: depends on who you ask.
       <Kate-> a substub is like a stub but it has a stupid template on it.


Quote #778

<blankfaze> KATE!
<blankfaze> KATE!
<blankfaze> I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
    <Kate-> blankfaze: then you didnt read my user page. :-)
<blankfaze> Oh, Kate!
    <Kate-> oh, blankfaze! i love you too!


Quote #779

<TheCustomOfLife> Time for a poetry reading!
<TheCustomOfLife> He's a cold-hearted snake.
<TheCustomOfLife> Look into his eyes.
<TheCustomOfLife> Uh-oh, he's been telling lies.
<TheCustomOfLife> Fin
     <CryptoDerk> Not sure what to make of that
<TheCustomOfLife> Poetry encore!
<TheCustomOfLife> Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me 
                  forever?
<TheCustomOfLife> Oh oh oh!
     <CryptoDerk> How about... no?
<TheCustomOfLife> Some bitches don't appreciate good poetry. :-(
     <CryptoDerk> Are you one of them? :)
<TheCustomOfLife> I'm an artsy bitch.
          <Kate-> TheCustomOfLife: are you taking poetry lessons from sinfest?
<TheCustomOfLife> My muse is a non-traditional beauty.
<TheCustomOfLife> Girl.
<TheCustomOfLife> Forever Your Girl.


Quote #780

<Snowspinner> We're all sockpuppets of Lir, though.
<Snowspinner> It's sort of like Alice in Wonderland.
       <yath> Are you calling Alice a troll?


Quote #781

     <Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western
             civilisation or something?
   <jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the
             appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
             * Grunt smirks.
 <adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.


Quote #782

<node_ue> Raul: You are trying to say, "We haven't done this in the past.
          Therefore, we won't do it in the future."
<Raul654> Node - Right. That's called arguing from evidence
<Raul654> you might want to try it sometime


Quote #783

 <vespers> Gandhi
<Arminius> Gandhi was dam annoying
  <britta> gandhi bugs me because so many people refer to him so much
  <britta> and so superfluously
  <geogre> Gandhi was a damn hippie!
 <Raul654> Just wait until they publish his secret memoirs
 <Raul654> I can see the movie version of it now
 <Raul654> "Gandhi - the Revenge"
 <Raul654> starring Vin Diseal as Gandhi
 <Raul654> directed by James Cameron
<Arminius> "nonviolance this imperalist assholes!" tat tat tat tat
 <Raul654> With William Macy as Jawaharlal Nehru
<Arminius> with hilary duff as Gandhi's wife


Quote #784

 <Raul654> Tim - that Wikipedia thing was doomed from Day 1
 <Raul654> maybe we should just let god tear it down
 <Raul654> after all, it's dangerous and repugnant
   <Grunt> Raul, how it got this far is a mystery..
   <Grunt> After all, we know it's just a haven for trolls :p
<Arminius> wikipedia is an ABOMINATION! full of MOGREL HORDES!
 <Raul654> I think Jimbo is a war criminal for founding it
 <Raul654> Grunt, be fair 
 <Raul654> it's not *just* for trolls
 <Raul654> there are lots of POV pushers too
   <bumm13> and vandals


Quote #785

<squash-> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10723409%255E13762,
          00.html
<squash-> woah... tragic
    <mav> squash; I thought that only sercurity guards in the U.S. were that 
          stupid
    <mav> I mean, if they let Garry Coleman be one, then what do you expect?
<Raul654> Mav - no one ever went broke by wagering on people being stupid ;)
    <mav> lol
<Raul654> In fact
<Raul654> http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/
<Raul654> Some people count on it to make money :)
 <Cyrius> yeah, but it's bad for business to shoot your customers
<Raul654> Cyrius - not at all
<Raul654> it shows them the consequences of taking their buisness elsewhere


Quote #786

      <jwales> That's the loudest nick I have ever seen, THISISMYNICK
               * THISISMYNICK grins
      <jwales> I'll just call you timn for short.
<THISISMYNICK> and who are you, jwales ?
<THISISMYNICK> james wales?
<THISISMYNICK> jeremy? john?
      <jwales> I am Jimbo.
<THISISMYNICK> nice name of yours, but I like mine more


Quote #787

 <bumm13> you'd make a good Amish person, squash
<squash-> amish ?
<kturner> [[Amish]]
          * squash- checks
<squash-> NO WAY!


Quote #788

<squash--> i created http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sieg_heil
 <kturner> You created another comparison article?


Quote #789

  <bluefoxicy> baby jokes suck
     <squash-> think of the children
<Slowking_Man> You don't want to know what I think about children.
  <bluefoxicy> squash-:  little girls love the cock.
     <Raul654> An old man and a little boy are walking alone in a forest
     <Raul654> The boy says to the man "I'm scared"
  <bluefoxicy> eww manboy sex
     <Raul654> The man says back to the boy "You think you're scared? 
               I have to walk out of here alone"
  <bluefoxicy> eww snuff
      <bumm13> at least that's not pedophilic
  <bluefoxicy> paedophilic :o
<Mike_H|Zzzzz> Oh, don't even go there
     <Raul654> Blue - snuff films always have the most realistic acting :p
   <Mark_Ryan> can we have some jokes that don't involve pedophilia or 
               people dying? we get enough of that on Wikipedia itself...
     <Raul654> Mark - you're new to the internet, eh?
  <bluefoxicy> wait
  <bluefoxicy> you people were joking?
  <bluefoxicy> o.o;;
               * bluefoxicy hides!
     <Raul654> Aww Blue, don't worry, I wasn't ;)


Quote #790

   <zocky> the american english filter should add random suffixes to latinate 
           words
<Gentgeen> and the be one should add random "U"s to words for no good reason
 <kturner> Gentgeen: there is a good reasoun
<Gentgeen> the union that makes typeface u's has lots of political power?
 <kturner> not using u is a form of discriminatioun
<Gentgeen> not using z is also a form of discriminization
 <kturner> z is already used in words like "frozen", so that's ok.
<Gentgeen> that's a "zee", not a "zed" by the way
 <kturner> There's no such letter as Zee


Quote #791

<Raul654> So you're saying we should do it like Klingons
<Raul654> the two strongest from each party take a batleth
<JimLane> Raul, mav wanted a reality show.  So instead of a fight they'd do 
          something extreme or disgusting.  Who can eat the most live 
          earthworms in one minute, maybe.
<Raul654> Jim - not entertaining enough
<Raul654> Hrm, maybe that's how we should decide the house of representatives
<Raul654> they do the disgusting stuff
<Raul654> and then, we cap it off with the presidential bout
<Raul654> two men enter the ring, only one leaves
<JimLane> Well, maximum of one leaves.  You'd have to provide for the 
          possibility of simultaneous deaths.
<Raul654> Jim - third party candidate ;)
% 
          * Cyrius has a vision of a day... a long time from now... 
            "Today's featured article: Gdanszigk"
<Raul654> Cyrius - I can see the FA for the day before that
<Raul654> "Celebrating 100 years of martian colonies"


Quote #792

<Jamesday> Maybe you should run a typo bot and correct all misspellings 
           of colour ?:)
<Jamesday> Would you like help setting up the bot?:)
 <Raul654> Jamesday - I've noticed that. People seem to type colour when 
           they mean color
<Jamesday> It's a congenital disorder. Their parents failed to send them to 
           US schools.:)


Quote #793

        <squash-> Stranger  |  Normal  |  Acquantances  |  Friends  |  Hugging
                  |  Kissing  |  Touching  |  Sex
        <squash-> the scale of intimitship
         <bumm13> scale?
     <AdamBishop> no touching before hugging?
        <squash-> something like that
        <squash-> i'm not perfect
     <AdamBishop> or before kissing at least
<TheCustomOfLife> Wow, I'm actually high up on a social scale
<TheCustomOfLife> Go, me
        <squash-> wikipedia should have that type of scale
        <squash-> informative
        <Luigi30> "If they use PC, say we're Apple. If they use Apple, say 
                  we're PC. If they have both, say we're Linux. If they have 
                  that, tell them to f*** off."
       <Misirlou> according to squash-'s scale, I guess my dad is really close 
                  to having sex with me
          <chase> oh god


Quote #794

      <JoiIto> is anyone here working on CROSSBOW?
<Slowking_Man> No, I prefer RIFLE SHOOTING
   <Mark_Ryan> I like to READ BOOKS
      <Austin> I like HANDGUNS, myself.
<Slowking_Man> Now go EDIT WIKIPEDIA


Quote #795

<TheCustomOfLife> My stub on [[Pam Dawber]] is bigger than the stub on 
                  [[Mark Harmon]]
<TheCustomOfLife> Shocking.
         <bumm13> I could never name my kid Pam
         <bumm13> it's non-stick spray for frying pans, for crying out loud!
         <bumm13> and it's not even good for that


Quote #796

          (#mediawiki)
 <servmon> slaughtered 3 threads for 'single expensive searches'
<Fennecus> Multi-kill!


Quote #797

<servmon> (key: [time] thr/qps/lag) ariel: 3/1578/0  18767s 9243s 5s 5s 5s
           goeje: 2/6/7640 suda: 1/415/0  18348s 3s 0s 0s 0 albert: 2/6/70
           bacon: FRIED; diderot: 1/6/70  squid: (coronelli maurus rabanus)
           req/s: 107 163 151 hit/s: 65 107 100 (total: 422 reqs 273 hits 64%)
<jeronim_> bacon is still fried


Quote #798

          * ugen64 uses "death" because grunt is insolent
          * Grunt : Magic Resistance
          * ugen64 stabs grunt with a +1 gazillion rapier
          * Grunt : casts Dispel Roleplaying
<Raul654> I'm going to have to implore a channel admin to cast "kick/ban"


Quote #799

<avar> the wikipedia soap opera continues, will he end up on RFA? 
       Will Angela comment on it? Will someone list the mess on
       VFD? stay tuned for the next episode...


Quote #800

<Raul_away> User:Haydes is creating a whole bunch of substubs. 
            Rickk seems convinced he's the B-movie bandit. I am
            starting to think the same thing.
    <cimon> RickK is having an identity crisis?


Quote #801

 <yelyos> is wikipedia becoming more like nupedia?
<kturner> yelyos: yes, we only have 21 articles now


Quote #802

<Raul654> Aaron - there's a variable that echoes that echoes a particular 
          page's namespace
<Raul654> see my user page - I have a link to all the variables there
 <bumm13> Raul: that was for effect, right? ;)
<Raul654> (the meta pag ewith all the variables)
<Raul654> Aaron - yes, the meta page with the variables lists them, IIRC
<Raul654> Bumm - what was for effect?
<Raul654> whoops
<Raul654> hehe :p
 <bumm13> how ironic


Quote #803

<servmon> slaughtered 47 threads for 'high load search'
<servmon> slaughtered 164 threads for 'search queries'
<servmon> slaughtered 28 threads for 'single expensive searches'
<servmon> slaughtered 38 threads for 'single very expensive searches'
<servmon> slaughtered 2 threads for 'history'
<FennecFoxen> servmon: GODLIKE.


Quote #804

<TimStarling> but I imagine most contributors to other-language wikipedias 
              would prefer to talk about those wikis in another channel
<TimStarling> since they have historically been keen to do so
<kturner> that may be because they think this is the english channel
<kturner> (english channel .. hehe)
<jeronim_> roflol
* silsor swims
 jeronim_ gives kturner a cookie
<silsor> _____^o________
<silsor> _______^o______
<silsor> _________^o____
<silsor> ___\...C_^o____
<silsor> oh dear it is a sea monster
* Signoff: silsor ("glub")


Quote #805

<Slowking_Man> fabi: Ah yes, Wikipedia, harnessing the power of 
               insomniacs the world over


Quote #806

<AdamBishop> I don't mind splashing myself with my own urine
<cimon> AdamBishop: Can we quote you on that?
<AdamBishop> I'm going to stop talking now


Quote #807

<Raul654> there goes the DNS
<Raul654> and all that porn along with it
<avar> not the kinki ipv6 pr0n
<Raul654> The only pr0n you can get over IPv6 is geek pr0n, which is creepy 
          because it involves Tux in all sorts of disturbing positions
<avar> indeed, pounding of his penguin hiney
<bumm13> :-/
<Raul654> sporting a [[monoglove]], [[spreader bar]], etc
<Slowking_Man> The mental images, they burn


Quote #808

* gentgeen has joined #wikipedia
<Raul654> Mav - so you're advocating cartoon porn on the main page now?
<Raul654> After all, you requested it ;)
<blankfaze> mav:  yes, but titties nonetheless!
<maveric149> Raul: yep - one step at a time. Soon we will have Mickey 
             and Minney...
<gentgeen> this is an interesting conversation to come into the middle of


Quote #809

<earHurts> Girls who see clits get the wrong ideas about sex, like it 
           should be pleasurable for her
<earHurts> and not just the man who owns her


Quote #810

<bumm13> Raul: when they start calling you "fascist", that means you're 
         doing something right
<Raul654> Bumm - by that logic, then when they vandalize your user page with 
          a hitler pic, it means you're doing something *really* right?


Quote #811

    <avar> seamen, men of the sea
<Fennecus> Seamen? Are those like mermaids, but the opposite gender? =b
    <avar> yes
<Misirlou> Fennecus: You mean, of the opposite sex?
           * Grunt smirks
    <avar> Fennecus: they always come in spurts too.
 <Raul654> lol
   <Grunt> ...
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
    <avar> and make a *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* sound while swimming
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
 <Raul654> Poor misir
 <Raul654> we're deflowering his virgin ears


Quote #812

<Raul654> Guess what DVD I am holding in my hand!
<Raul654> Legend of the Overfiend : )
<AdamBishop> that would be a quality DVD
<Raul654> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Overfiend
* brion has joined #wikipedia
<kooo> wheee tentacle raping! :D
<yelyos> Hi, brion
<yelyos> care to join us?
<yelyos> :D
<brion> no way man, you people scare me


Quote #813

 * Netoholic gets his [[Wikipedia:2004 Arbitration Committee election 
                        controversies and irregularities]] page ready.


Quote #814

(#mediawiki)
 <Wikinaut> Did I say, that I spent roughly 300 hours now for Enoitf ?
     <dori> wikibugs, we all spend too much time on wikipedia one way 
            or another, this place is a black hole
  <evanpro> dori: I think you've been spending too much time on
            Wikipedia if you're talking to wikibugs.
 <wikibugs> Tell me about it.
  <evanpro> B-)
     <dori> evanpro, we're had plenty of wonderful conversations,
            he's a good listner


Quote #815

<Reene> mouse balls are chewy


Quote #816

<DanteAlighieri> Next thing you know, people will be ADVERTISING that they're 
                 not campaigning.
                 * DanteAlighieri would like everyone to know that while he IS 
                   running for ArbCom, he is NOT campaigning. :)
                 * johnleemk would like everyone to know that he only 
                   campaigns passively on his user page.
                 * DanteAlighieri doesn't even campaign there! ;P
                 * johnleemk crucifies Dante for not campaigning at all.
                 * DanteAlighieri dies for your edits.
          <towo> Dying for one's editS?
          <towo> Wiki Christianity?
     <jill^crux> he died for our reverts!
       <Raul654> Towo - exactly
       <Raul654> Crucify them all and let Jimbo sort them out ;)
     <johnleemk> In the name of Jimbo, Ed Poor and RickK, I absolve you of 
                 your edit warring.
       <Raul654> lol!
       <Raul654> Rickk is more like the wiki angel of death
<DanteAlighieri> Poor RickK
       <Raul654> Rickk, off to slaughter the firstborn trolls
     <johnleemk> Now we can have "Hail Ambi"s instead of "Hail Mary"s
       <Raul654> lol!
     <johnleemk> And Larry Sanger led us from the wilderness of Nupedia to the 
                 promised land of Wikipedia.
       <Raul654> so this is how a wiki religion stats up, eh?
     <johnleemk> Yup.
       <Raul654> The Church of Jimbo Wales of latter day saints
<DanteAlighieri> The Church of Jimbo Wales, Wikipedist


Quote #817

<TimStarling> people have been saying that the confirm deletion checkbox 
              should go too
      <brion> bah
      <brion> i think deletion should generate a complex mathematical equation
      <brion> you are required to solve it and input the answer before deleting


Quote #818

<guenny> text kann man doch durch tabellen und navileisten vollständig ersetzen
<guenny> und kategorien
<guenny> [Kategorie:Mann|Müller] [Kategorie:Vorname|Ernst] 
         [Kategorie:Nachname|Müller] [Kategorie:1959 Geboren|Müller] 
         [Kategorie:2000 Gestorben|Müller]
         [Kategorie:München Geburtsort|Müller]
         [Kategorie:München Sterbeort|Müller]
         [Kategorie:Beruf Kategorisierer|Müller]
<guenny> hey und schon haben wir einen stub


Quote #819

* Improv wonders how many people have [[Rolex]] on their [[Special:Watchlist]]


Quote #820

<ambi2> my gosh
<ambi2> there's COTWs popping up everywhere
<ambi2> "Latter Day Saint Collaboration of the Fortnight"


Quote #821

<jill^st^crux> who's up for starting wiccapedia? at least with this one, we 
               *can* help the speed by sacrificing woodland creatures


Quote #822

<Raul654> Yes. I'm going to be in Orlando in the begininng of January. I 
          asked Jimbo if he wanted to do a meetup while I was there, and
          he thought it would be a good idea
        * Luigi30 is 14 though, parents probably won't let him go =(
<anthony> I have to say I wouldn't let my kid go meetup with a pornographer 
          and his followers at the age of 14


Quote #823

    <Luigi30> there's an article whose content is  "Paul Bermeister is a
              poopy head who plays DDR"
   <Arminius> I think poopyhead is one word
<FennecFoxen> I should update it
   <Arminius> indeed
   <Arminius> or at least leave a note on the talk page

(okay, so I was referring to another page... -~~~~ =b)


Quote #824

 <Vague_Rant> Speaking of censorship, what's with people
              who say we shouldn't swear on WP?
 <Vague_Rant> What losers.
 <Neutrality> fuck the censors
 <Neutrality> :)
   <Misirlou> those cocksuckers
 <Vague_Rant> There's nothing wrong with my article on
              [[Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog]].
<Sillydragon> Do you have properly cited references to
              his carnal relations with his mother?


Quote #825

<joshk> would be cool if a mediawiki browser could be written for windows
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> CXI, lol!
<joshk> then wikipedia CDs could be given out
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> mediawiki browser?
<Raul654> mediawiki browser?
<joshk> well, a daemon, i suppose
<ambi> mediawiki browser?
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> snap!
<Hemanshu> mediawiki browser?
<Raul654> lol
<dysprosia> a branded version of firefox?
<joshk> mediawiki browser?
<dysprosia> mediawiki browser?
<Raul654> mediawiki browser?
<dysprosia> mediawiki browser!
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> mediawiki browser?
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> snap!
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> I win again


Quote #826

       * jwales has joined #wikimedia
 <jibot> jwales is Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales of Wikipedia and 
         http://www.jimmywales.com/ and if you wonder 
         where he is right now, check
         http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jimbo_Wales
       * jwales punches jibot in the nose.
<jwales> quiet, you fiend, I think they know that already


Quote #827

<Dragonfly6-7>Vandalizing Wikipedia is like masturbating.
 It feels good to you, but to nobody else, and it 
 results in a sudden spurt of useless information that
 needs to be cleaned up.


Quote #828


<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> I just got an email that one of the staffers
                  thought I was a troll
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> anyway, that's all over
<SPUI> [19:55:11] <TBSDY> GNAA is back on bloody VfD?!?
<SPUI> [19:55:12] * TBSDY (~ta_bu_shi@<hostmask>) Quit (K-lined)
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> that's what happened
<SPUI> i also got k-lined by saying that line
<Raul654> so I figured I'd meet up with the people there
<SPUI> GNAA is back on bloody VfD?!?
-!- SPUI [~quequeque@4.254.204.68.cfl.rr.com] has quit [K-lined]
<innocence> some people just don't learn


Quote #829

<cimon> Pure Nietzceh.
<cimon> (I will never spell that name correctly)
<aliekens> Nietzsche
<cimon> Well it sounds rude, any way you spellit.
<Amgine> sounds like a snack related to pretzels.
<aliekens> because there's "tz" in both words?
<cimon> To me it sounds like somebody pulling out.
<bumm13> ...
<cimon> From a female orifice.
<aliekens> it sounds like a staple to me, as in dutch, that's the translation 
           :)
<jimius> aliekens >> nietzjee :)
<bumm13> cimon: and not a certain male orifice? :D
<cimon> To be frank, have no idea what that sounds like.
<bumm13> that's probably just as well =p
<cimon> unless it sounds like taking a dump
* Tom- clears his screen


Quote #830

<kolq_besq> {{PD-user}} - for work released into public domain by a Wikipedian
<kolq_besq> what does this mean
<kolq_besq> something made by a Wikipedian?
   <ugen64> yeah
<kolq_besq> or something that a Wikipedia just uploaded
   <ugen64> it has to be their work of art to copyright
     <avar> "a wikipedia" ?
<kolq_besq> "a Wikipedian"
     <avar> like if de. becomes sentient?
   <ugen64> lol
     <avar> I MUST INVADE POLAND!
   <ugen64> no no
   <ugen64> I MUST INVADE PL.


Quote #831

[21:20] * Black-Hawk (~SomeOne@82.146.165.162) has joined #lainard.net 
[21:35] <Crispy> Oooh no. 
[21:35] <Crispy> Not you again. 
[21:35] <larrikin> why not? 
[21:36] <Crispy> He just got himself banned from #moonlight for being lame, and has violated the no-PM rule on two people after being warned 
[21:36] <Crispy> Wants a psybnc :) 
[21:42] <@PiratSvinet> Black-Hawk? 
[21:42] <Black-Hawk> ? 
[21:42] <@PiratSvinet> you have RTFM? 
[21:42] <Black-Hawk> no 
[21:43] <Crispy> See? :) 
[21:43] <@PiratSvinet> then do it 
[21:43] <Black-Hawk> how i can get it 
[21:43] <Black-Hawk> ? 
[21:43] <Crispy> This is a typical lamer. 
[21:48] <Crispy> Black-Hawk: I'll be nice and tell you how to get a shell. 
[21:48] <Crispy> Type this in your IRC client: 
[21:48] <Crispy> /quit register shell #moonlight 
[21:48] <@PiratSvinet> yes Crispy that is a good start 
[21:49] * Black-Hawk (~SomeOne@82.146.165.162) Quit (Quit: register shell #moonlight) 
[21:49] <@PiratSvinet> LOOOOOOL 
[21:49] <larrikin> ups 
[21:49] <Crispy> Hahaha 
[21:49] * Black-Hawk (~SomeOne@82.146.165.162) has joined #lainard.net 
[21:49] <@PiratSvinet> you must have typed someting wrong 
[21:49] <Crispy> Black-Hawk: Sorry, I forgot something 
[21:50] <Crispy> /quit register shell #moonlight YOUREMAIL 
[21:50] <Crispy> Then it will send you a password. 
[21:51] <Crispy> Or if you want a shell on lainard.net, type this: 
[21:51] * Black-Hawk (~SomeOne@82.146.165.162) Quit (Quit: ) 
[21:51] <Crispy> /quit register shell #lainard.net YOUREMAIL [21:51] <@PiratSvinet> hehe 
[21:51] <Crispy> Hehe, maybe he figured it out :) 
[21:51] <@PiratSvinet> i think so yes 


Quote #832


<Austin> Some of us are only taking breaks from hot sex with our supermodel 
         girlfriends to be here.
  <dori> Austin: hmm, the wiki way would be to have your supermodel gf be open 
         to "editing"
<Austin> dori: she's a protected page.
  <dori> Austin: I'm an admin ;)


Quote #833

<Nikerabbit> brion: do you have some serious problems or just sleeping for 
             while?
<brion> Nikerabbit: ?
<Nikerabbit> i've heard lot's of reports of read locks and other errors, and 
             quite a often wiki not accessible
<brion> Nikerabbit: i'm not sure i understand the question.
<dori> brion: en seems pretty slow, with many timeouts...
<brion> dori: what does that have to do with me sleeping? i'm confused.
<dori> oh, I didn't see that, maybe cause your brain powers the servers?


Quote #834

<Mbecker> yeah, webalizer is a lot less criptic, and it shows me what I want 
          to know faster, hehe
<TimStarling> like kate says, you just have to donate a server to run it on
<TimStarling> because it would require a dedicated server or two
<TimStarling> and we don't care about statistics that much
<dammit> or write a script that would not require lots of resources but draw 
         same graphs
<dammit> it could, for example, make statistics itself.
<dammit> who cares about REAL ones?


Quote #835

<Arminius> thats why I missed Geogre...I wanted to rub the election in his 
           face!
<KingTT> um wow i totally misread that sentence... election looked like 
         something else


Quote #836

  <gentgeen> [[1790]] seems very U.S. centric
    <karynn> gentgeen: feel freem to make it less so
    <karynn> (by adding relevant events from other countries in tha tyear)
<AdamBishop> nothing happened in the rest of the world in that year. Certainly 
             not in France!
    <morwen> AdamBishop: Yeah - the late 18th century was all a bit dull in 
             France really.
  <gentgeen> well, the first celebration of Bastille Day happened in 1790
    <karynn> gentgeen: then add that!
    <karynn> gentgeen: the edit button is RIGHT THERE
  <gentgeen> why, the actual storming of the bastile was in 1789
  <gentgeen> 1790 was just the first party when everyone thought back to the 
             good old days of breaking down a prison
             ...
  <bishonen> OldakQuill: 1790 the making of the first Swedish bicycle.
<OldakQuill> That would go in [[1790 in Swedish cycling]]
             ...
<AdamBishop> *1790 - Captain Cook remains dead for the 11th straight year
  <bishonen> :-)
  <bishonen> Still dead?
  <gentgeen> Francisco Franco is still not born
<AdamBishop> yeah that was my next joke
<AdamBishop> damn you!


Quote #837

<Med> innocence: i'm trying a method submarine told me to check the ram
<Med> med@ennael:~$ md5sum test
<Med> 5bb002b07bccf7726518cffbe4941099  test
<Med> med@ennael:~$ md5sum test
<Med> a614b02d41a02fc3cd7a424779593f4f  test
<Med> what about that ?
<mark-> haha
<innocence> umm
<mark-> shutdown -h now
<BesigedB> hahahah
<innocence> so let's not not put that one back in service
<Med> don't laugh, it is not funny ! ;)


Quote #838

<Slowking_Man> Many eyes make light work.
<cimon> Much spam makes no work.
<dysprosia> i thought photons made light work?!


Quote #839

<Snowspinner> OK. Wait. Before I click on this link, would someone please tell 
              me why the latest edit summary on Talk:Clitoris is "Discussion 
              picked up here from [[Talk:Autobiography (album)]]?


Quote #840

<Rdsmith4> how irritating. Ask Jeeves keeps crawling Wikipedia.
<JRM> Rdsmith4> Ask Jeeves to stop, then, or else. OR ELSE!
<Vague_Rant> I asked Jeeves to stop, but he didn't.
<Vague_Rant> Bastard.
<Vague_Rant> He didn't answer me at all.
<Rdsmith4> http://web.ask.com/web?q=Are+you+aware+that+your+repeated+
crawling+of+Wikipedia+is+causing+denial+of+service+to+many+human+
readers%3F&qsrc=1&o=0
<Rdsmith4> nope, he isn't aware


Quote #841

<TheCustomOfLife> If Maude Findlay and Miranda Hobbs had a love child, I 
                  wonder what it'd look like.
<MadameSosostris> Ashlee Simpson?
<TheCustomOfLife> aww, pwned
<TheCustomOfLife> God'll get ya for that, Walter.


Quote #842

* BillyH shudders at the thought of Shakespeare writing 'King Lir'


Quote #843

<Ashdurbat> A deletion war would be awesome
<Ashdurbat> We could all put on uniforms and march around with edit guns
<Raul654> A deletion war over a person would be better
<Raul654> or better yet
<Raul654> a contest to delete the most people possible
<Raul654> we'll call it the Rwanda contest
<Raul654> (ducks)
<Reene> that was foul


Quote #844

<BillyH> This is the cabal's doing again.
<Raul654> BillyH - I can assure you, we know of no such plan
<BillyH> Rats! Foiled again!
<sannse> no Raul, it's the /other/ cabal
<OldakQuill> The red one or the blue one?
<Raul654> The red faction?
<Raul654> THe inclusionists?
* OldakQuill establishes a Technicolour Cabal.
<Raul654> The association of lazy wikipedians?
<Raul654> The AMA?
<Raul654> The Collaboration of the week?
<Raul654> The counterers of systemic bias?
<Raul654> the queer wikipedians?
<Raul654> The wiki-women?
<Raul654> jimbo and/or the board?
<sannse> we have too many damn cabals


Quote #845

<DanteAlighieri> 839,000 images in google images are returned if you just type
                 in "naked"
<DanteAlighieri> Of course, not all of them are of naked people...
<DanteAlighieri> WHOA
<DanteAlighieri> Some of them are though. ;)


Quote #846

<JRM> I think we need a collage of the mugs of Improv, David Gerard and 
      Jimbo to deter vandals with.
<DavidGerard> JRM: I'm trying to channel my inner RickK in that pic


Quote #847

<Lubaf> Neo: What is the Matrix?
<Lubaf> Morpheus: The Matrix is a rectangular table of numbers or, more
        generally, of elements of a ring-like algebraic structure.


Quote #848

<brion> hey neat, firefox lets you view source on a JPEG
<Fennecus> brion: works for other datatypes too :)
<brion> alas, i don't read JPEG
* Fennecus isn't fluid in most binary-type formats
<Fennecus> especially the compressed ones
<Cyrius> I'd imagine you're not fluid in any format
<brion> try a blender


Quote #849

<silsor> Sillydragon: it sank faster than a thing that sinks really fast
<CryptoDerk> silsor: you are eloquent
<silsor> CryptoDerk: thank you


Quote #850

<Nat_> I see how it would be easy to disable the extension checking
       in SpecialUpload.php, but I don't want to create a forked
       local copy of MediaWiki on day one
<Nat_> Any advice?  Has anyone tackled this issue?
<jp-training> hold on a sec while I look for the link
<jp-training> http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/
              Help:Images_and_other_uploaded_files#Uploading_non-image_files
<jp-training> cheers...
<Nat_> Trick!
<jp-training> Trick??
<Nat_> I don't know, I heard some kids say that the other day
<Nat_> I assumed it was the new way to say "cool!"
<Nat_> in any case, thanks :-)
<jp-training> ah, ok. English not my native language, so I'm
              probably not 100% up-to-date with the new kids' words
<DanteAlighieri> Ah, those wacky youngsters
<DanteAlighieri> You know "sick" means "cool" now, right?
<Nat_> I heard about that
<DanteAlighieri> Whatever will they think up next?
<Nat_> I think Trick is pretty good
<DanteAlighieri> I bet they bring back "boss"
<jp-training> heh
<Nat_> Trick seems to be for technology that works well, or something
<Nat_> "My new exhaust system is so trick"
<Nat_> etc
<DanteAlighieri> I'm pretty sure that "totally tubular" is gone for all time.
<DanteAlighieri> trick = shortened form of "tricked out"?
<DanteAlighieri> radical!
<Nat_> dante: Ooh, good point
<DanteAlighieri> My personal favorite has always been b'dass
<DanteAlighieri> It's like "badass", but even BETTER


Quote #851

 <brion> the rumors fly...
 <brion> linux buys wikipedia!
 <brion> sco sues for custody!
 <brion> novell hires all mediawiki developers and forces they to use c#!
<Cyrius> unisys sues for previous "gif patent" violations
 <brion> microsoft sues unisys for patent patent violations
 <Grunt> sco sues microsoft for illegal use of windows code in linux
 <Grunt> ;p
<Cyrius> sco sues microsoft for business practice infringement
 <brion> and in the end, time-warner buys them all and we live happily ever
         after


Quote #852

<AdamBishop> "She attended Cal State Fullerton, and in high school she 
             was on the swimming team because she was chubby. "
<AdamBishop> what?!
<AdamBishop> "Her favorite food is sushi and her favorite pizza toppings
             are everything except sausage, pepperoni and anchovies. "
<AdamBishop> geez, Everyking Jr. seems to have written this article
<AdamBishop> (the article in question is [[Gwen Stefani]], by the way)


Quote #853

<jwales> In the interest of full disclosure I should add that Google
         gave me a pen that lights up.
<jwales> When I saw that, I was like "oooh, pen!" and then I was soooo
         mesmerized that I signed over the rights to everything.


Quote #854

<Raul654> ok, time to finish sucking down this website
<Raul654> and then I'll make the devs scream
<avarab> sucking .. website ... scream
* avarab gets aroused.


Quote #855

<bluefoxicy> Use of melatonin by persons who already have an abundant supply 
             of melatonin from their bodies, such as children, teenagers, 
             and pregnant and lactating women can lead to overdose of 
             melatonin.
<Raul654> The symptoms of an overproduction of melatonin include listening to 
          rap, driking sprite, playing basketball well


Quote #856

<brion> Up-on fyndinge a Spellinge of the English Varietie sittinge in the 
        Articles most edytable of the Wikipaedia web syte, I at once formulated
        a Planne to wype out this abominable Influence of the Isles of Avalon 
        from the Resource.


Quote #857

<wprc2> [[Special:Log/delete]] http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?
        title=Special:Log/delete&diff=0&oldid=0 *AllyUnion* (+0)
        deleted Computer Smashing: VFD consensus to delete.
        See: [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Computer Smashing]].
        This article has been smashed.


Quote #858

<servmon> isuda: 20/768/0 iholbach: 2/943/0 iwebster: 4/555/0  
          [5.8Mb/s in, 54.3Mb/s out]
<servmon> isuda: 58/653/0 iholbach: 3/953/0 iwebster: 9/526/0  
          [5.5Mb/s in, 53.2Mb/s out]
<servmon> isuda: 21/680/0 iholbach: 6/1024/0 iwebster: 28/668/0  
          [5.3Mb/s in, -472.7Mb/s out]
<mark-> -472?
<mark-> we sucked all traffic back? :)


Quote #859

<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> once I get married, there will only be one women for me


Quote #860

<brion> srv8 GODDAMN SQUID
<brion> cron.hourly/logrotate MY ASS


Quote #861

<Luigi30> I've got a dual socket a system that I use to encode 80s MP3s
<Luigi30> I call it Duron Duron


Quote #862

<Raul654> well, according to Dr Zen, I'm a bully and a rogue admin
<Raul654> In fact, I'm a level 6 rogue admin
<Raul654> one more block against policy and I level up
<silsor> you get backstab at level 7


Quote #863

<jwales> innocence, that's interesting
<mbecker> jimbo still around?
<notafish_> mbecker: look above your head


Quote #864

<plugwash> in which star trek book did picard say tea then pause 
           then say "japaneese green chilled" ?
<plugwash> rather than his usual tea earl grey hot order
<AdamBishop> plugwash, the correct answer is "who cares"
<Luigi30> All Good Teas?


Quote #865

<DavidGerard> porn porn porn porn
<DavidGerard> everybody loves porn
<DavidGerard> The internet is for porn!
<DavidGerard> just grab your dick and double-click


Quote #866

<jwales> I shouldn't say such things in the channel, 
         it'll end up on slashdot tomorrow


Quote #867

<Vague_Rant> I have a hair under the screen on my phone.
<Vague_Rant> It's going to piss me off forever.
<Vague_Rant> How do I get it out?
<Vague_Rant> How the hell did it even get in there?
   <rhobite> Vague_Rant: isn't that rant a little specific?


Quote #868

<Astutestitute> Everyone is basically here to get their stupid ideas across to
                people who don't care.
        <Odin-> Astutestitute: Including you, obviously. ;)
<Astutestitute> Of course, including me.
<Astutestitute> Why do people think they're being clever when they do that.
<Astutestitute> "People are stupid."
<Astutestitute> "OMG ur part of peepl PWNED YOURSSLF N00B."


Quote #869

          * ambishop is now known as AdamBishop
<Raul654> ambishop?
<Raul654> Is that like some melding of Ambi and Adam Bishop?
<JimLane> Raul, do you ever watch Conan O'Brien?  With the "If they mated"
          feature?
<Raul654> I'm not a fan of any of the late shows, but I think I saw that once
<Raul654> What if Angela and Jimbo mated? Would we get a wikipedia allstar 
          named Wikiboy?
<Cyrius> Raul654: if Angela and Jimbo mated, I think Eloquence would be pissed.


Quote #870

<avar> are you using the SOAP interface?
<StoneCydh> no, he's using FILTH


Quote #871

<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music
               from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical
               settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the
               book to the library. Several months later I found
               it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five
               times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.


Quote #872

<Fangz> So, hmm, about 10^2548908.
<Fangz> That's kinda big.
<NullC> Fangz: what about it?
<Fangz> How long would it take a computer to do that number of operations?
<NullC> Fangz: Depends on the computer. :)
<Fangz> The fastest computer in the world.
<Fangz> Would it finish in my lifetime?
<NullC> Why not just assume that you made every atom of water in the ocean a 
        supercomputer that could do a billion operations a second.
<Fangz> ok...
<NullC> No. Not at all, heh You need to appreciate how big that number is.. :)
<Fangz> I'll take that as a no.
<Fangz> Heh. Ok, I need a more efficient algorithm, then.


Quote #873

* #wikipedia topic is: 'Status: Mi SQL ist su SQL; expect database errors
 | Interwiki redirects turned off | Wikipedia is too *serious* for April 
fools, !DAED S'OBMIJ !DAED S'OBMIJ !DAED S'OBMIJ LUAP SI OS | 
en.wikipedia discussion (and article links) to #en.wikipedia | Gen. 
Franco, Terri Schiavo, Johnnie Cochran are all still dead; the Pope is 
not, nor The Cheat, nor BSD, Netcraft confirms'


Quote #874

--> Rainer has joined #mediawiki
<Rainer> hi can anyone help me with stuff regarding skins
<TimStarling> I don't know, but it doesn't hurt to ask
<-- Rainer has left #mediawiki


Quote #875

<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned
         to dynamite as a dispute resolution device"


Quote #876

<brian0918> alright, i'm done. i moved [[Autofellatio]] to [[duct tape]]
<EvilMonkey> awesome


Quote #877

<Demi> [[Wikipedia:You can, however, disrupt Encarta to make a point]]


Quote #878

<Slowking_Man> There, mine got through. Fixed.
<brian0918> purge foo
<Slowking_Man> Just did.
<Demi> ?action=binge
<Slowking_Man> I'm like a bulemic, only fatter.


Quote #879

<wirelain_> 'Gary Gygax, creator of long-popular role playing game
             Dungeons and Dragons, was murdered by an obsessed fan late
             yesterday evening. Gygax was killed when the fan broke
             into his house and delivered a critical blow to Gygax's
             head with a battle axe, dealing 3d12 + 8 hit points of damage.
             When police arrived the scalemail-clad assailant
             was found in the basement leveling up.'
<Slowking_Man> Did he roll a 20?
<Raul654> You forgot to mention that Gygax failed the saving throw


Quote #880

<Raul654> Silsor - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursuit
<silsor>  why is this article sticky


Quote #881

 <Mark_Ryan> Manpage? what is that, some sort of gay personals site?
<CryptoDerk> Can't we go one day in this channel without Mark_Ryan asking some
             question about gay personals?
 <Mark_Ryan> CryptoDerk: where? i need an URL, promptly


Quote #882

<Snowspinner> I just blocked [[User:School Inclusionist]] indefinitely. The
              requisite 5 minutes of calling me an abusive sysop begin now.
    <Luigi30> OMG YOU ABUSIVE OP


Quote #883

<brion> DavidGerard, didn't you hear? Xenu flew all the encyclopedias through
        space to the abandoned state of Florida and blew them up. The souls of
        the dead encyclopedias attached to humans living on Earth.
<brion> the "Wikipedia" project is actually an attempt to remove those
        thetan-articles from people
<brion> (regular Wikipedians are not told this story until they have reached
        advanced Sysop level)


Quote #884

<DanteAlighieri> The only thing Germany ever gave us was lots of weird porn.
<DanteAlighieri> ... and sausages.
<DanteAlighieri> Mostly I like the sausages.
<Austin> A comparison I'd rather not make.
<DanteAlighieri> I mean, it's not a weird as Japanese porn, but it's more
                 disgusting.
<DanteAlighieri> Not too many tentacles in German porn, as I recall...
                 but way more urine and barnyard animals.
<DanteAlighieri> Come to think of it...
<DanteAlighieri> How come the losing powers of WWII have all the weird porn?
<DanteAlighieri> I'll bet there's a PhD thesis in there somewhere....


Quote #885

<mindspillage> {{penis-stub}}: This penis-related article is a stub.
                               You can help Wikipedia by making it longer.


Quote #886

<Gazpacho> we have an auto-vandal
<JRM> People who vandalize themselves?
<Luigi30> JRM: better than an autofellatio


Quote #887

* Tony_Sidaway has joined #wikipedia
<Tony_Sidaway> msg nickserv identify
<Tony_Sidaway> msg nickserv identify ploppy
<brian0918> haha
<sannse> ummm.. Tony...
<brian0918> ploppy!
<pingswept> Tony: need / before msg
<sannse> and you need to change your password ;)
<Grammy> :D I certainly do hope that you have a different pwd for Wikipedia...
* brian0918 checks to see if it's his wikipedia password :D
<pingswept> Pretty good pwd, though
<Tony_Sidaway> hehe


Quote #888

<wirelain> [[List of wikipedians by boot size]] while you are at it ...
<SPUI> by penis size
<cimon> wirelain: I bet mine are smallest.
<Linuxbeak> LOL, bad timing


Quote #889

<NathanJY> So if these minor roles weren' fufilled would I still be healthy?
<Demi> Nathan - The most likely scenario is that you'd develop a form 
       of teratomorphism and become a sort of "mansquito."
<Demi> Your thirst for blood would be exceeded only by your invulnerability 
       to bullets.


Quote #890

<brion> whoops
<brion> for future reference: the 'refresh' button in Opera and the 'Reset'
        button in VMWare do not do the same thing


Quote #891

<brian0918> w00t, i found some public domain porn videos, from the 50s... 
            time to add em to an article


Quote #892

<brian0918> what's with the new swastika?
<brian0918> trying to look less like Nazipedia?


Quote #893

<Linuxbeak> awww, what a cute little antichrist!


Quote #894

<Conti> I need some morale advice: yesterday I blocked some anon who had
removed a section about gays in [[Furry]]. He ignored his talk page so i
blocked him. Now I got an email from that guy. He says he lives in india
and I "outed him" to his coworkers (he seems to edit from work) and might
loose his job thanks to me. I'm not really sure how to react to that :)


Quote #895

<Demi> Mark - You confuse me, because Australia has a parliamentary system 
yet has perversely chosen the U.S. name for the houses of the legislature. 
Much like your valueless "dollar," which I understand is a sort of play 
money you use to represent various quantities of the bugs and snakes you 
trade for goods and services.


Quote #896

<Luigi30> I kicked my soccer ball over my neighbor's fence :(
<Luigi30> now I can't play :(
<Elisson> Luigi30, then go get it
<Elisson> Luigi30, try the opening in the fence called gate
<Luigi30> Elisson: it's protected by the firewall program "chain 1.0"
<Burgundavia> Luigi30, there are no open ports?
<Elisson> Luigi30, try key 1.2 with patch 5
<Luigi30> Burgundavia: well the firewall doesn't block ports above 1024
<Luigi30> but I can't climb over it
<Luigi30> Elisson: I don't have that version =/
<Elisson> hmmm. hard nut to crack
<Burgundavia> I have also heard the security scanner, DOG will also look for
              holes
<Elisson> have you got phone 0.9b and telephone book 2.7 or neighbors number 
          1.0?
<Luigi30> Burgundavia: I just have the trojan CAT that keeps trying to report 
          back to home
<Luigi30> the neighbor's DOG crashed a few years ago
<Luigi30> Elisson: I've got all three, but neighbor's running Sleep@Home and 
          I don't want to disturb
<Elisson> then do a -kill -999
<Luigi30> :(


Quote #897

<Rdsmith4> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Anti-Catholicism&curid=105
           3299&diff=0&oldid=0
<Rdsmith4> "Actions frequently labeled anti-Catholic:
<Rdsmith4> "* Commiting Hate Crimes against [[Catholics]]"


Quote #898

<wgfinley> I want Tiger, better go get a job :P
<Linuxbeak> :P
<FCYTravis> wgfinley - Wait until they work the bugs out.
<FCYTravis> the Dashboard is broken pretty comprehensively
<wgfinley> naw, I heard there aren't too many worries
<Linuxbeak> Gentoo's better anyway :-D
<Mackensen> nah, go Debian
<Linuxbeak> Gentoo!
<Mackensen> Debian!
<Linuxbeak> Gentoo!
<Mackensen> DEBIAN!
<Linuxbeak> GENTOO!
<Mackensen> D E B I A N!
<Linuxbeak> G E N T O O!
<FCYTravis> FreeBSD!
<FCYTravis> Darwin!
<wgfinley> ut oh, my distro pwnes your distro wars
* FCYTravis falls over laughing
* Linuxbeak kills FCYTravis
* Mackensen joins with Linuxbeak in slaying the infidel
<Linuxbeak> Mackensen: where were we?
<Mackensen> Linuxbeak: teaming up to wipe out BSD?
<Linuxbeak> oh yeah
* Linuxbeak kills FCYTravis


Quote #899

<Canar> JRM: In homosexual russia, the closet comes out of you.


Quote #900

<zxclkjqwe> Hemanshu: stick to mathematics
<eienmeru> Yeah, mathematics has huge, gaping holes in it.
<eienmeru> *sarcasm*
<zxclkjqwe> eienmeru: oh, sarcasm. well actually it does
<Hemanshu> [[List of natural numbers]]
<eienmeru> [[List of real numbers]]
<eienmeru> hah.
<ivan_&gt; hahaha
<EvilMonkey> "This list is incomplete. Please help Wikipedia by expanding it"


Quote #901

<JRM> It's obvious that Adam and Eve were trolled by the serpent.


Quote #902

<Project2501a> something smells like burning plastic in my comptuer...
<Project2501a> in or around.
<Project2501a> HOLY SHIT
<Project2501a> THE 8CHIPSET FAN IS ON FIRE
<Project2501a> REBOOTING


Quote #903

* ugen64 changes topic to 'Status: May she rest in peace'
<BillyH> 'she'?
<BillyH> Wikipedia's a female?
<NullC> BillyH: well people are always inserting junk in her..


Quote #904

<dannyisme> i have already been told that it is inappropriate in a holocaust 
            museum to tell employees that the boss would have made a great nazi


Quote #905

<bluefoxicy> Mine eyes have seen the boring and the numbing of Al Gore
<bluefoxicy> He is talking like a robot standing stiffer than a board
<bluefoxicy> He's wearing the same ugly suit he wore the night before
<bluefoxicy> That suit is always on!


Quote #906

* Raul654 pushes func onto the stack
* Raul654 pushes func's fridge onto the stack
<Raul654> Mwahahaha!
* func-fridge is now known as NullC
<NullC> Raul654: you can't push him onto the stack, funcs are not 
        first class objects here.
<mark_sweep> nerds
<Raul654> NullC - you need to get a better language then
<func> they are in my language
<NullC> func: shutup .. protoobject.
<func> Prototype languages, the way of the future
* Raul654 casts func as a data object
<NullC> funcs shouldn't have effects unless they are called!
* Demi points to void
* Raul654 sets demi pointing to func
* mark_sweep dereferences the dangling pointer
* Slowking_Man calls func collect
<Demi> Prototyping is ass
* Raul654 deferences demi
<Demi> And aspect-oriented programming is COME FROM by another name
* func protects his dangling pointer
* NullC looks at Raul654's core on the floor.
* NullC directs the remains of raul into /dev/null
<func> oh, this is why karynn said we are antisocial ;P
...(Later)...
<Demi> func - Username?
<func> [[User:Func]]
<Raul654> Func == &demi 
<Demi> Stop pointing at me!
<karynn> arg, not more function pointers
<func> Raul654:  stop playing with my memory location
<denelson83> Oh, func is a clone of Demi?
<Raul654> demi is a void pointer to func
<Angry|Linux> lol
<Raul654> If you ask me, demi enjoys being deferenced far too much
<Angry|Linux> &demi
<Angry|Linux> oh yeah, you like that don't you?
<func> func( demi )
<Angry|Linux> *demi
<Demi> You should see the sizeof (demi)


Quote #907

<Cyrius> I love how every band has to have its own "genre"
<geogre> Cyrius: But of course!
<geogre> "The Cootie Kings are the foremost practitioners of Sludge-Core 
         Deathbuzz music."


Quote #908

<Cyrius> you know you're doing something wrong when Everyking
         votes to delete with a comment containing "cruft"


Quote #909

(Jacen_Aratan) I'm never gonna be able to look at a cassowary normally ever 
               again.
(telsa) Jacen: it's impossible to look at any animal in Australia normally 
        anyway.
(Jacen_Aratan) True.
(Jacen_Aratan) Example being the wombat. Or the platypus.
(telsa) If you can't see the fangs, stings, poison sacs, or hotline to the 
        mothership, you just end up wondering where it is.


Quote #910

<Hedley> "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a 
         comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating."
<JRM> Hedley> Oh, now that's sad.
* JRM checks his watchlist.


Quote #911

<karmosin> I barely know what the Restoration is about.
<geogre> Basically, they had a government by the Bush's worst advisors for 
         10 years and then invited their own Clinton back.
<geogre> So their 2nd Clinton decided to not even try to hide all the hummers 
         he was receiving.
<geogre> Which then meant that everyone else felt like they had permission to
         write about just how good it was to hop from bed to bed.


Quote #912

* Linuxbeak shoots Project2501a 
<Linuxbeak> make your move!!
* WikiFan04 shoots Linuxbeak.
<WikiFan04> Oh my God...
<WikiFan04> I killed an admin.
<JRM> WikiFan04> But you didn't shoot his deputy.


Quote #913

<Wegge> Who is Pete Best?
<TimShell> The Larry Sanger of the Beatles


Quote #914

<Hedley> Why is Jeremy Beadle in [[Category:People without hands]]?
<Trilobite> good point
<Trilobite> one of his hands is very small
<JimLane> Why is there such a category?
<SethIlys> [[Category:Men Without Hats]]
<Trilobite> we are lumping all hand deformities into one category
<bumm13> are they doing the Safety Dance? ;)
<Lubaf> [[Category:Chicks With Dicks]]?
<Hedley> Dana International!
<AdamBishop> Pop Goes Their World!
<bumm13> what about [[Category:Grunts With Cunts]]
[[Category:IRC]]?
<Hedley> We don't have enough Grunts.
<Hedley> We'd need sockpuppets.


Quote #915

<RxStrangelove> if I see one more edit with the word poop in it I'm going to 
                scream
<TheCustomOfLife> poop
<Luigi30> poop
<Linuxbeak> poop


Quote #916

<Phroziac> im playing pokemon, not some lame rpg crap


Quote #917

<midster> who says protecting your own citizenry is nationalism?


Quote #918

<mindspillage> SethIlys: have you tried to tapdance?
<SethIlys> mindspillage: I enrolled in a tap class once.
<SethIlys> Then I found out I had to acquire tap shoes.
<SethIlys> So I dropped the class.


Quote #919

* EvilMonkey is pleased he managed to get the word fuck into [[Apollo 15]]
R_Lee_E: "they did everything but fuck that rock"
R_Lee_E :nice
SethIlys :EvilMonkey: Where?
EvilMonkey :"In A Man on the Moon Andrew Chaikin writes that Dale Jackson of
USGS was having dinner with some astronauts that night in Houston and happily
proclaimed that "they did everything but fuck that rock"."
Raul654: Did you see those guys today? They got up there on the side of that
mountain and found that bolder and they sampled the soil around the rock, and
then they knocked a piece off it, and then they rolled it over and got some of
the soil underneath it! Why, they did everything but fuck that rock!
Raul654: Geologist Dale Jackson, talking about the Apollo 15 moon walk crew.
Raul654: That's the exact quote


Quote #920

<silsor> kim_bruning: is that argument from drunkenness?
<Chameleon> That'd be argumentum ad vinum
<Chameleon> But as they say, in vino veritas, so maybe it's not fallacious


Quote #921

* mindspillage waves; she's a bassoonist
<silsor> mindspillage: do bassoons calculate in base soon?
<mindspillage> silsor: no, bassoons use base e... they're natural logs.


Quote #922

  <Linuxbeak> he keeps reseting his block time
<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: it's like watching a pet hamster with brain damage
              and a bad attitude


Quote #923

<Snowspinner> Unrelated to everything, Kurt has been msging me daily asking
to be let back into the channel.
<Snowspinner> He insists that he's proven that he's not a troll, and my
failure to accept his proof and unban him means I am subhuman and thus have
no rights.


Quote #924

* Snowspinner goes to do Special:Newpages patrol because he likes leaving
delete comments.
<Snowspinner> "Congratulations on your four song E.P."


Quote #925

<DavidGerard> the next long thread after rickk will be rex judicata and maybe 
              jarlaxleartemis
<DavidGerard> i'm assuming he's typing a complaint entirely using his forehead 
              against the keyboard


Quote #926

As Jimbo so wonderfully put it, this is a game of Calvinball, and the
Wikipedia is Calvin.  The "assume good faith" rule only applies until
the Wikipedia starts losing.  Then we realize that Friday the
Thirteenth falls on Wednesday next month, which means that all
unauthenticated claims of copyright ownership have to leave the
playground.
                                           -- Sean Barrett on WikiEN-l


Quote #927

<irreverence> enwiki9? :)
<brion> 10
[...]
<brion> "at least it's only crashed or been halted in some interesting way 10
times" :D


Quote #928

 <SethIlys> I want the ability to be able to "roll forward" to future edits 
            before they happen.
<dysprosia> seth: you already have that capability
<dysprosia> it's called the "Edit this page" link


Quote #929

<Frazzydee> we should leave a message on their talk page..."Thanks for testing 
            wikipedia. Please learn to spell simple words like 'penis' before 
            vandalizing any more articles. -~~~~"
      <JRM> Frazzydee> "Here is a list of short words considered inappropriate 
            for random insertion into articles..."
<Antandrus> "Please consider inserting into something other than an article, 
            but only when you are old enough."


Quote #930

<CXI> normally the most excitement in the channel is sitting around and 
      complaining about how slow the site is and making cabal jokes
<CXI> but now we have people yelling at each other over some imaginary internet
      argument and making cabal jokes
<sam> CXI: and during that short period, the wiki is super fast!
<CXI> probably because they're both not editing


Quote #931

    <pyramide> shit!!
<mindspillage> Problem?
    <pyramide> maybe...
    <pyramide> i think i deleted the whole e.wikipedia
    <pyramide> i mean en.wikipedia
<mindspillage> I just refreshed my watchlist, and it's still there... what'd 
               you do?
    <pyramide> presed delete after i downloaded the entire 1000mb+ file
<mindspillage> Ah! You mean you deleted the database dump you downloaded?
    <pyramide> odes it not delete the entire server?
<mindspillage> That's unfortunate... but no, it doesn't hurt the live copy. :-)


Quote #932

<Linuxbeak> hey, karynn 
<Linuxbeak> i'm going to adminpwn that guy who keeps claiming you to be a nazi
            in a moment.
<Linuxbeak> any last words for him? :-)
      <CXI> Linuxbeak: "mein fuhrer, I can ban?" :P


Quote #933

* EvilMonkey wonders how you can describe a line drawing as a dirty slut
<Raul654> evil - line drawings can be sluts too!
<Raul654> don't discriminate against the gradiantially impared


Quote #934

<Golbez> We started to wonder - did the channel make people transsexual? Was 
         it some cultural virus that you could catch? And then we realized, no,
         we just created a very open, accepting environment that drew in, as 
         NullC put, the "minority and marginalized".
<karynn> Golbez: transsexuals love irc.
<karynn> Golbez: "on the internet, nobody knows you have a penis"


Quote #935

          <NullC> JRM_from_beyond: we need to ban all votes for 6 months.
           <ABCD> NullC: We can't do that...
   <mindspillage> Technically we don't have votes anyway, except for the Board 
                  vote which ends in a few hours.
   <mindspillage> They're "polls".
<JRM_from_beyond> mindspillage> Oh yeah, right. "Polls". I forgot Poll-land.


Quote #936

<*NAME REMOVED*> Kate's a guy?
     <BillyH> I thought she was female.
<DavidGerard> <*NAME REMOVED*>: kate is above such mere fleshly considerations
              as sex or gender
<DavidGerard> "she" exists in a nether plane of ideas and meme flows
<DavidGerard> otherwise known as oxfordshire
     <morwen> Kate seemed quite real to me, although I'm not sure I prodded to
              check.
<DavidGerard> morwen: that's because you hold parties in nether planes of ideas
              and meme flows
  <Submarine> so unitary authorities are now nether planes?
<DavidGerard> traditional counties, i'll have you know
      <morwe> possibly, but Oxfordshire is not a unitary authority!
  <Submarine> woops
  * Submarine will never get the UK's administrative structure
     <morwen> it is a non-metropolitan county
<DavidGerard> kate's idea of joining an internet social space is to rewrite the
              engine it runs on
<DavidGerard> god help us if she ever cracks [[The Matrix]]
     <morwen> this has been exhibited both on livejournal and wikipedia
<DavidGerard> "i'm sorry, mr. blair, you have become an unmaintained feature."
<DavidGerard> "you have been ported to the debian ARM version, however."
     <morwen> heh
     <BillyH> Anyway, I'm off. Anyone gonna wish me a goodbye?
<DavidGerard> she will rewrite herself to be able to teleport to london
<DavidGerard> and to have more money
     <morwen> BillyH: have a goodbye!
 <mark_sweep> BillyH: bye
<DavidGerard> BillyH: get kate to write you home. much easier.
     <BillyH> :D->-<
     <BillyH> Bye!
     * BillyH has quit ()
     <morwen> kate hadn't mastered teleporting when i held my party, instead
              coming by car.


Quote #937

<SPUI> Our segment featured two top chicken sexers, Mr Harley Hall, one of 
       the original chicken sexers trained by the Japanese in the early 1930s, 
       and Mr Frank Evans, considered one of Australia's all-time top sexers, 
       and able to sex 800 chicks an hour with 99% accuracy.
<Mike_H> that's 50 more than Wilt Chamberlain!


Quote #938

<Raul654> No, you don't understand
<Raul654> my talk page (and my talk page archive) are actually showing up in
          server performance logs


Quote #939

<jwales> Hint 1: if you are appealing a ban, don't use as your central argument
         "the rules are rubbish"


Quote #940

* kmccoy knows pi to sixty places, which helps with getting girls.
* Denelson83 knows pi to over 150 places
* Raul654 borked Pi's mom
<Raul654> so HA
<kmccoy> Wow, you must get a lot of girls, then


Quote #941

<Fernando_Rizo> what the hell am I doing up? why did I even get online? 
                I'm half-drunk still.
<Fernando_Rizo> I must be really addicted to this crap.


Quote #942

<Phroziac> karynn: are you drunk?
<karynn> Phroziac: who. me?
<karynn> drunk
<karynn> ?
<karynn> i never get durnk
<karynn> and certainl;y not on irc
<Linuxbeak> lmao
<Phroziac> I rest my case.
* karynn give slinuxbeak a noogie
<Sasquatch> I swear to drunk I'm not god *burp*
<Linuxbeak> and that, my friends, is today's Wikipedia "Lie of the Day"


Quote #943

<Tony_Sidaway> What did Ed do, exactly?  Delete VfD?
<DavidGerard> yep.
<DavidGerard> deleted vfd.
<DavidGerard> :-O
<DavidGerard> just the front index page, not the daily pages ;-)
<Tony_Sidaway> Hmmm.  I had no idea this little VfD would become a cause
               celebre.
<Tony_Sidaway> "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"


Quote #944

<Raul654> oh my god
<Raul654> how did it get so late
<Raul654> I have to get up early
* Denelson83 knocks Raul654 out
* Raul654 heads for the ruffies cabinet
* Toothpaste pumps Raul full of sedatives.
* Denelson83 gives Raul654 melatonin
<Raul654> No no! No melatonin! I'm going to an airport
* Raul654 doesn't want to be strip searched


Quote #945

<Cyrius> jimbo's just a figurehead
<<NAME REMOVED>> blasphemy
* Essjay blocks Cyrius for blasphemy *
<<NAME REMOVED>> somebody please kick/ban Cyrius for blaspheming our god Jimbo
* Essjay intones the Gloria Jimbo *


Quote #946

<FreplySpang> Oh dear, [[User:HEIL HITLER!]] has reared his ugly head - this 
              points to an unfortunate trend
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: Have you blocked him yet?
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, yes, but I think we'll be seeing HEIL HITLER!! and 
              HEIL HITLER!!! soon
* khaosworks sees that FreplySpang has, indeed, blocked him.
  <Zscout370> also, HEIL HITLER! could have been blocked for making legal 
              threats, see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=
              User_talk:FreplySpang&diff=prev&oldid=20894507
<FreplySpang> Zscout370, yow, I didn't even bother reading what he put there.
<FreplySpang> hey, I'm a communist slut! That's a new one!
        <JRM> FreplySpang> I dislike discriminating sluts on their political 
              affiliation.
       <towo> FreplySpang: Yeah, nobody'd call you a comm... shutting up 
              already, ma'am.
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: It's the slut that interests people more than the 
              communism, I think.
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, you think? :-)
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: I can only speak for myself...
        <JRM> But, really, isn't a slut a communist by definition? It's all 
              about communal property, after all.
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, well, I have to do /something/ to reproduce my labor 
              capacity in order to effectively contribute my productive effort 
              for the good of all
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: I commend you for your dedication.
        <JRM> "Five year plan: have lots of promiscuous sex!"
<FreplySpang> promiscuous proletarian sex!
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: Well, after all, everyone controls the means of 
              production...
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, the proletariat is immersed in the materiality of 
              production, IYKWIM
 <khaosworks> FreplySpang: Yeah, baby!
 <khaosworks> Hot times on the old commune tonight.


Quote #947

<func> Catherine,  I think th
<func> er, karynn, not Catherine
<func> er...what was i going to say?


Quote #948

<Linuxbeak> you know... all of this editing Wikipedia...
<Linuxbeak> all of the admining and blocking and banning...
<Linuxbeak> the n00b-bashing and the troll-taunting
<Linuxbeak> I was never fit for this.
<Linuxbeak> I didn't want to be an admin, at all!
<Linuxbeak> I want to be...
<JRM> Oh no.
<Linuxbeak> A LUMBERJACK!


Quote #949

<Luigi30> WFD is on VFD
<JRM> Luigi30> And the the VFD on WFD was on VFD, before it was declared a CSD.
<Luigi30> so the VFD on the VFD of WFD was closed as a CSD? Has an RFC
          been filed?
<JRM> Luigi30> People have suggested amending VFU, but that was DOA.
<Luigi30> JRM: Of course the VFU vote was DOA, you can't really redo VFU in
          response to a VFD.
<JRM> Luigi30> Well, YMMV. But IMO, it was FUBAR.


Quote #950

<brion> if tim says it's a feature, it's a feature


Quote #951

<ral315> Erm, why has there not been a database dump in two months? 
<EditorInChief> it's constipated? 


Quote #952

<tznkai_> you know. we can derail wars like this
<tznkai_> just star talking about furry porn
<tznkai_> and everyone drops their guns and waves their arms and stuff


Quote #953

<Redwolf24> Don't get Hog-Warts, use Trojan Wizard Condoms!


Quote #954

* Linuxbeak feels silly playing with his X-wing model
<grub> OMG GEEK LOSER NERD X/
<Linuxbeak> grub: geek loser nerd who has a girlfriend :-D
<grub> OMG GEEK LOSER NERD WITH COOTIES


Quote #955

<Snowspinner> So I'm thinking we should start protesting the Tour de France
              on the grounds that riding bikes over the Pyrenees risks
              awakening Xenu.
<Snowspinner> A friend of mine, in Model UN, once managed to slip a section
              in a resolution about underwater drilling warning about the
              risks of awakening Cthulhu.
<Snowspinner> He was satisfied.


Quote #956

<DavidGerard> poor kurt
<DavidGerard> he's like the five-foot snivelling asthmatic nazi
<DavidGerard> surrounded by six-foot muscular jews with large penises who get
              all the chicks
<DavidGerard> endlessly frustrated at their failure to recognise his status
              as a member of the master race and their own as untermenschen


Quote #957

<uQ>	Who is MARMOT?
<bumm13>	a troll
<WikiFan04>	A baddie
<Cyrius>	a "problem user"
<WikiFan04>	a bad guy
<Submarine>	a rodent?
<MessedRocker>	Submarine said the secret word!
<Alphax>	fnord!


Quote #958

<NicholasT> BillyH, shouldn't that be something like "In New York,
             you are always close to a homosexual. In Soviet Russia,
             homosexuals are always close to YOU!"


Quote #959

<dysprosia>	i feel sorry for toby
<dysprosia>	always looking at odd images
<dysprosia>	toby must be traumatized


Quote #960

* Raul654 simply cannot read scientology articles without his brain phasing out
<Raul654> reading a scientology article does as much damage to my brain as a
          case of beer
* Raul654 wonders how David Gerard, who writes these articles, can function
<Cyrius> Raul654: DavidGerard's mind does not work like that of ordinary
         mortals
<Raul654> Cyrius - yes, they said the same thing about Fry in Futurama
<Raul654> it's not necessarily a good thing :P


Quote #961

<Ilyanep> okay don't tell me there's no article on ventrillo
<Ilyanep> :(
<Luigi30>; it's Ventrilo
<Luigi30> that's why :)
(a couple of minutes later)
<Ilyanep> behold...
<Ilyanep> an article on [[Ventrillo]] that took exactly 45 seconds to create
<Luigi30> k
<Luigi30> Ilyanep
<Luigi30> you DO know that Ventrilo is spelled [[Ventrilo]], right?
<Ilyanep> Luigi30: Oh DAMN
<Ilyanep> Luigi: now I see why I could never find anything about it on google


Quote #962

<Andre> I could have just warned myself because it's a first offense and I
        trust me.


Quote #963

<jwales> I think our image would be irreparably damaged forever if the media 
         found out about my bad taste in music.
<jwales> I was just looking at the top 25 most played list in my music software
<jwales> It's rather embarassing to see it all written down like this.
<jwales> The #1 song is a bluegrass remake of Snopp Dogg's Gin n Juice.
<jwales> I _own_ a lot of very highbrow music
<jwales> and like to think of myself as a man of culture and taste
<jwales> it's just that what I happen to actually listen to reveals a sadly 
         different story


Quote #964

  <Ral315> Can someone revert [[George W. Bush]]?
<SethIlys> Ral315: I'll revert him back to [[Governor of Texas]]. Will 
           that help?


Quote #965

<Phroziac> ph@calutron ~/mediawiki $ grep -R hack ./* <-- do you think maybe
           this should not flood my terminal?


Quote #966

<mindspillage> My very favorite userpage vandal is the one who replaced my 
               picture with that of an ostrich. I almost left it: it was a 
               rather fetching creature. 
<mindspillage> (alas, the image was copyvio) 
         <fvw> mindspillage: You have new ostrich. 
      <Essjay> mindspillage: Quickly, stick your head in the sand 
<mindspillage> fvw: awwww, you shouldn't have. 
<mindspillage> (it's not as pretty as the last one. Still, I'll take it.) 
         <fvw> I think you're the first person in the history of the planet to 
               go "aww" when receiving an ostrich. 
         <fvw> don't look a gift ostrich in the... well, whereever you look a 
               gift ostrich. 
<mindspillage> They're not *that* tall. 


Quote #967

<MessedRocker> Uncyclopedia is a very serious project
   <Redwolf24> Are you kidding me?
   <Redwolf24> One of the most respected people is named PantsMackenzie


Quote #968

<karynn> fuddlemark: there's this crazy dude who claims that spaces after 
         punctuation are unnecessary and refuses to use them.
<karynn> he's gotten into pissing matches with other editors who insist on 
         inserting unnecessary spaces after punctuation in his articles.
  <avar> karynn: what kind of unnecessary spaces?
<karynn> avar: spaces after punctuation.  according to him, they're redundant.
<karynn> you don't need the space to separate the words because the
         punctuation separates the words.  the space is unnecessary and
         wasteful, so don't waste bytes and type them.
  <avar> karynn: so he writes stuff.like this?
<karynn> avar: yes,he writes messages like this.it's really quite annoying 
         to read.
  <avar> karynn:haveyoutriedreplyingtohimlikethis?Ithinkthatmightbeeffectivein
         provingyourpoint
<karynn> avar: otherwise he seems like a reasonably good editor.
<karynn> avar: his argument about not needing spaces after punctuation has
         some tiny bit of merit.
  <avar> karynn: which is?
<karynn> avar: they are technically redundant.
<karynn> space after punctuation is nearly 100% predictable in english.
<karynn> from an info science standpoint, the space conveys no information
  <avar> karynn: well at least his problems can be fixed with a regular 
         expression, you can't say that for everybody;)


Quote #969

     <Ilyanep> alerante: What level of schooling are you at?
    <alerante> Ilyanep: second year of high school
     <Ilyanep> alerante: Oh cool...I'm a freshie
    <alerante> Ilyanep: and you're a sysop.
     <Ilyanep> :D
    <alerante> Ilyanep: if you were at my high school, I'd duct-tape you to a
               tree :P
    <alerante> Ilyanep: and force you to drop your sysop privileges
<AngryParsley> hah, I always have a knife on me, so duct taping is futile
     <Ilyanep> :D
    <alerante> AngryParsley: then I'd glue you to a ceiling :)
    ** Ilyanep decides to start carrying a swiss army knife around
<AngryParsley> alerante: hmm... I don't have any nail polish... :(
    <alerante> Ilyanep: I'll glue you to a ceiling too. :)
     <Ilyanep> :D
   ** alerante glues Ilyanep and AngryParsley to the ceiling of #wikipedia
  ** Zscout370 points
   ** alerante watches with satisfaction as the two flail
    ** Ilyanep changed the topic to "[...] Ilyanep and AngryParsley are stuck
               to the ceiling"
    <alerante> BE CAREFUL UP THERE!
   ** alerante snickers and leaves the room
      <Ilyanep> hmm
      <Ilyanep> just a moment ago I was tied to the floor...now I'm glued to
                the ceiling


Quote #970

<Evil_Monkey> Raul_on_wheels: which state are you in?
<Raul_on_wheels> Evil - delaware
<Raul_on_wheels> we're in the 4th circuit
<Raul_on_wheels> the rocket docket
<Raul_on_wheels> oh wait, scratch that
<Raul_on_wheels> Rocket Docket is eastern virgina
<Supaplex> if Rocket Docket is eastern virgina, what's eastern vagina?
<Raul_on_wheels> Supaplex - eastern vagina has a large indigenious population
                 of trouser snakes
<Raul_on_wheels> one bite and they pass on to you the most common sexually
                 transmitted disease 
<Raul_on_wheels> ...children


Quote #971

<nmontague> My god, this is truly a wretched channel, more stunted 
inane jibbering than in the average institution for the criminally insane
<publunch> hmm


Quote #972

<Marudubshinki> let's all use the shift key in accordance with the Socialist
                lifestyle!


Quote #973

AllyUnion slaps Cool_Cat around a bit with a large trout
BillyShears slaps AllyUnion around a bit with a large trout
AllyUnion slaps BillyShears around a bit with a large trout
Maru-the-sandman eats the discarded trout
BillyShears slaps back
BillyShears slaps mIRC around a bit with a large trout
Zscout370 slaps himself around a bit with a large trout
CAPS-LOCK bludgeons AllyUnion with a complete UNICOS manual.
Gazpacho slaps maru around with some *HATE SPEECH*
Maru-the-sandman supports free speech, even when it is used against him!
Gazpacho slaps AllyUnion around with some *HATE SPEECH*


Quote #974

      <NullC> AppleBoy: it's not a 'false positive' thing, it's that although
              the pages are obviously bogus, there are MANY ways to handle
              them.. and the bot can only do one or two things and can't decide
              which.
<WikiFanatic> NullC: Like this?
<WikiFanatic> "Oh, Manuel Rodriguez is a hot hot guy, he's just fucked three
              chicks, oh yeah"
<WikiFanatic> "He's a quarterback"
  <Zscout370> "He has herpes"


Quote #975

<SasquatchW> i consider jimbo a form of god =)
<turduckens> if "false" is a form of god


Quote #976

<Rdsmith4> everyking has come -><- that close to being banned; I highly 
           doubt he stands a chance in the arbcom election
 <Talrias> that's close! just a few pixels


Quote #977

<Phroziac> are you wikiing while driving again dvorty?
<Dvortygirl> No, but I should be getting ready for work.
<Wytukaze> Work. Wiki. Sleep. Wiki. Work. Wiki. Sleep.
* Wytukaze just effectively described two days of Dvortygirl's life


Quote #978

11:12, 10 October 2005 Sjakkalle deleted "Robert Aumann" (content was: 
'He won the Nobel Prize!' (and the only contributor was 'Jimbo Wales'))


Quote #979

<Demi> It's funny when sound effects come up on my shuffle list
     * Demi np - Toilet Flush


Quote #980

--> Irssi: Join to #wiktionary was synced in 57 secs
<Connel> everyone be quiet...there's a Wikipedia admin on 
now...look busy!
<Phroziac> lol
*Phroziac goes all rouge like Wonderfool!
<~Muke> ...
<~Muke> [[rouge]], really?
<Connel> oh shit


Quote #981

<BillyH> WHAT THE HELL DO I DO??? QUICKLY!!!!1
<~drini> pull down your pants!
<~karmafist> DRINK ANOTHER BEER!
* BillyH pulls down his beer and drinks another pants
<Redwolf24> o.o
<Redwolf24> how do you pull down a beer?
<Redwolf24> how do you drink another pants?
* Redwolf24 blends some Levi's
<Redwolf24> drink up wine-o


Quote #982

<fuddlemark> Xeones: what's the diff 'twixt a mystic and a
fraud?
<Xeones> fuddlemark: brain states, moron


Quote #983

<pakaran> I should start selling a license where I promise not to
          sue people who claim I'm not the king of Borneo.   
<pakaran> then maybe branch out, and sell a license not to be sued
          for copying any part of the works of shakespeare that I
          may really have written 


Quote #984

<delphine> !ùdlfùdfjs^ùDKFJSLDKFJ¨ZIJFSLDKFJSM%LKDFJqlùkfdkf 
<karynn> gesundheit, delphine  
<delphine> karynn: thank you


Quote #985

<NicholasT> No one seems to be interested in me helping out on Freenode
            Registry. Oh well.
<NicholasT> (So why the hell did they ask everyone for assistance???)
   <Youppi> NicholasT, if you pay me and I don't have to do anything, I'll
            help


Quote #986

<NicholasT> Youppi: indeed - a man after my wn heart
<NicholasT> *own
<Youppi>    *pwn


Quote #987

<NicholasT> So, let me get this straight... lilo was appealing for coders, 
            but they don't seem to be interested in telling anyone how to get
            started on the blinking project?
<Lord_Bob> If you're not psychic, you're not right for them.
<Raul654> Lord Bob - I knew you were going to say that


Quote #988

<Gerrit> 6.9°C
<Demi> That's not that cold, it's almot 45°F
<Denelson83> That's 7°C


Quote #989

<Phroziac>  WOW. Some widow emailed helpdesk-l and is apparently interested
            in giving us 9.5 million dollars
<Marudubshinki> Phroziac, if we help her with some processing fees?
<WikiFanatic>   sounds like fun.
<ericg> Phroziac: you're sure she's not ethiopian?
<Phroziac>  ericg: she's kumaiti
<Phroziac>  kuwaiti even


Quote #990

Redwolf24 changes Raul654 to  Ral654
<Redwolf24>	HUMOR!
<Redwolf24>	FAVOR!
<Redwolf24>	COLOR!


Quote #991

<Raul654> Toothpaste - erm, hold on
<Raul654> I'll work my magic
* Raul654 gets out his club


Quote #992

<Demi> We should just be efficient and RFA, RFC and RFAr people all at a stroke
<Demi> I'll make a new master page [[WP:RFACAR]]
<karynn> request for a car?
<JamesF|Away> Request for a car?
<Alphax> nsap!
<JamesF|Away> Snap!
<karynn> pans!
<silsor> naps!
<JamesF|Away> pnsa!
<karynn> aspn!
<JamesF|Away> Anyway, as my nick says, I'm away.
* JamesF|Away siddles off and looks furtive.


Quote #993

<Mike_H> ChrisBradley, you're always on this thing
<Mike_H> You were on at 4:30AM when I went to bed
<Mike_H> and at 9AM when I woke up
<Mike_H> and now.
<ChrisBradley> I'm like the undead sometimes
<Mike_H> Does the undead have an unjob?
<karmafist> arguing is annoying, I try to avoid it
<Demi> Mike_H - Sometimes they work as unundertakers.
<Mike_H> That's unhot.
<WikiFanatic> And unfantastic.


Quote #994

<Pije> sex is fixed at birth
<karynn> Pije: false.  sex is mutable.
<karynn> well, depends on how you define sex.
<Pije> karynn: i'm sure that biology plays a small role in gender. but it's
       mostly social.
<karynn> Pije: it's a major role.
<Pije> karynn: what evidence do you have?
<karynn> Pije: BStC studies
<Pije> i don't know that abbreviation
<karynn> Pije: then go do some rsearch; anybody who does researcfh in gender
formation knows what the BStC is
<karynn> basal striatia c-something, i forget exactly.


Quote #995

<Redwolf24> FreplySpang: Well your page protection reason was 'Being used to
            brag about his penis size'


Quote #996

<Ral315> I want my Access Level 42, darn it!  :)
* Raul654 gives Ral315 an access level of: Herpes-Simplex 7
<Ral315> Raul654:  You've already given me Herpes on at least three separate
         occasions.
<Ral315> Raul654:  It won't help to give me Herpes *AGAIN*


Quote #997

<silsor> great article!
<purplefeltangel> so what could i possibly have vandalised?
<karmosin> purple, just leave it be.
<purplefeltangel> but i want to know what started this
<karmosin> No...
<karmosin> Just don't.
<silsor> there's no photo at [[:en:micropenis]]
<karmosin> Unless someone keeps it up, there's no reason to.


Quote #998

* khaosworks shrugs. I've never had an RfC against me before, so I'm half 
             hoping he'll try.
<khaosworks> I've had so many people threaten that they'll "complain" against 
             me, yet when I say, "please do," they never deliver. It's so 
             disappointing. I think I know how women feel.


Quote #999

(+The_Thing|Laptop) .c
(+The_Thing|Laptop) .h
(+The_Thing|Laptop) .a patrol The Thing That Should Not Be
         (+Brian_S) .h
ºº¹¹ Quit» (SoxBot) (~SoxBot@wikipedia/soxred93/bot/SoxBot) (Remote host closed the connection)
(+The_Thing|Laptop) O_O


Quote #1000

[13:56] * Raul654 scheduled [[Tiananmen Square protests of 1989]] as a featured
          article, and we were blocked in China 24 hours after it went up
[13:56] <Dragonfly6-7> how about [[use of strap-on dildos in Taiwan]
[13:56] * Catherine has joined #wikipedia
[13:56] * Raul654 clubs Dragnonfly over the head with a strap on
[13:57] * Catherine has left #wikipedia


Quote #1001

After about an hour of discussion...
(21:04:09) GOATSE-LOCK: yes, ads on wikipedia. as in en.wikipedia.org.
(21:04:14) MessedRocker: agh
(21:04:20) MessedRocker: then i'd demand they pay me for my services rendered
(21:04:27) Luigi30: WTF.
(21:04:30) FreplySpang: wait, what? Ads on en.wikipedia.org ????
(21:04:35) Linuxbeak: lol... FreplySpang
(21:04:38) Greentryst: Helloooo, delayed reaction


Quote #1002

jill^crux2: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/s3th/woman_remote.jpg
[a]ndrew: jill^crux2; owned :D
silsor: jill^crux2: hah, most offensive JPG ever
dammit: most?
Cyrius: hardly
[a]ndrew: o_O
[a]ndrew: that's not offensive at all
* DavidGerard imagines tubgirl.jpg with a remote control as a Flash animation
DavidGerard: oh, it's almost certainly sporkworthy
[a]ndrew: DavidGerard; omg :(
Cyrius: DavidGerard: oh, fuck you. Now I'm imagining it.
DavidGerard: my work here is done.
* Cyrius jams a spork into DavidGerard's eye
jill^crux2: I'm glad to say that I've never seen tubgirl, nor lemonparty, and
            don't you fucks dare sneak a tinyurl link to me.
Cyrius: jill^crux2: but you've seen goatse =)
tznkai: DavidGerard: What did you do now/
jill^crux2: Remember the wars over [[GNAA]], Cyrius? It was unavoidable at the
            time :(
jill^crux2: Now I shudder at the sight of the color pink.


Quote #1003

[23:32:07] [Snowspinner] Man, Wikipedia is the only online community I'm
                         involved in that's disproportionately transgender
                         instead of disproportionately furry.
[23:32:28] [DavidGerard] the ones i'm in are disproportionately goth
[23:32:35] [DavidGerard] particularly the developers and sysadmins
[23:32:40] [Snowspinner] My life is disproportionately goth. /sigh
[23:32:58] [DavidGerard] they've worked out that it's a good way to get a sxxy
                         deth chyk girlfriend who will use linux while wearing
                         a corset and nice boots.
[23:33:10] [Snowspinner] It is, yes.


Quote #1004

mindspillage: (damn tor connection)
DavidGerard:  hah!
DavidGerard:  SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU ANON SOCKPUPPET TROLL
mindspillage: There is no rule against disrupting #wikipedia to prove a point!


Quote #1005

elephantus: Are there any articles on the English Wikipedia written in African
            American Vernacular (aka Ebonics)?
avar: elephantus: sure dawg
elephantus: No, I'm serious?
jwales: elephantus, they all are actually.  We just use special machine
        translation software to display them in standard English.  But they are
        written in ebonics.


Quote #1006

DavidGerard: geogre: or when they say you'd get laid more
karynn: DavidGerard: dear god, i don't think i could survive that
DavidGerard: karynn: yeah yeah ;-p
karynn: it's 7:14am and i've already had sex today :)
DavidGerard: *thank* you karynn
* karynn giggles
karynn: DavidGerard: it's saturday, we customarily fuck first thing on waking
        up
DavidGerard: *thank* you karynn
* karynn giggles
* DavidGerard gets up and does housework, which he suspects is the married
  equivalent
Cool_Cat: karynn why do we need to know what you do on your spare time?
DavidGerard: karynn: as long as you're advancing the goals of the encyclopedia
karynn: DavidGerard: well, me being in a good mood is to the benefit of the
        encyclopedia :)
DavidGerard: karynn: oh, good. well, carry on fucking then.
avar: karynn: put that in the misc fact section on your user page
karynn: avar: snort
DavidGerard: ==Did You Know?=
avar: * Karynn fucks first thing in the morning on saturdays..
DavidGerard: * [[User:Kelly Martin|]] getting laid every morning is important
             for the good of Wikipedia.


Quote #1007

<bluefoxicy> why does everyone assume that just because i smoke cock that I'm
             a girl?


Quote #1008

<brian0918|busy> what sucks about Wikipedia is you have all these ideal images 
of these admins you meet on the site, but then you come in here and their all 
talking about penises. it ruins your aspirations


Quote #1009

<jwales> when I was 11 we used carrier pigeons to get our porn


Quote #1010

<Redwolf24> Cluedo is not a word
<Redwolf24> it sounds like scooby doo martial arts
[...]
<Redwolf24> Do not bash that or I will rip out your tongue


Quote #1011

<Ral315> A edits, B reverts.  A edits, B reverts.  A edits, B reverts.  
         A edits.
<Ral315> How many reverts do A & B have each?
<Cyrius> don't you mean A edits, B reverts, A reverts, B reverts, A reverts, B 
         reverts, A reverts?
<Ral315> Cyrius:  Yeah, same thing.
<Cyrius> no, one's a revert war, the other's an asshole reverting all your 
         edits =)


Quote #1012

<Philwelch> In my high school, I would print out the "this page is blocked" 
            page that comes up when you run afoul of the content filter on the 
            library computers, and post it next to the anti-censorship posters 
            in the library.
<Philwelch> Long story made short, the library ultimately took down the 
            anti-censorship posters.


Quote #1013

<Cool_Cat> can we ban tor permanantly
<DavidGerard_> Cool_Cat: sadly not
<Cool_Cat> why the heck not
<DavidGerard_> Cool_Cat: because geeks go OH NOES YOU TAKE AWAY OUR ENCRYPTION 
               YOU FAciST NET NAzi YOU HATE FREEDOM LALALALALA
<DavidGerard_> and we go "yeah, we hate freedom, fuck off"


Quote #1014

<Katefan0> I think I can live my entire life without looking at my own cervix


Quote #1015

* Rama_ should draw new sketchs for tribadism, incidentally
DavidGerard: oooooooooooooooo
DavidGerard: now then.
DavidGerard: should [[Scissor sisters]] redirect to
DavidGerard: [[Scissor Sisters]]
DavidGerard: or to [[Tribadism]] ?
* DavidGerard increases the gratuitous sexual content of wikipedia
St-Lemur: To the band.
smoddy: the band
RobChurch: Delete the lot.
DavidGerard: St-Lemur: bah, you people and your principle of least surprise
RobChurch: Scissor Sisters are a useless waste of space.
DavidGerard: * d, nn, v, not physically possible as women do not experience
             sexual pleasure - ~~~~
DavidGerard: oh ok i'll make it the band
DavidGerard: mutter
* smoddy pre-empts DavidGerard:
Dave2: DavidGerard, cause some controvercy over the image
Dave2: Then everyone will know about it!
St-Lemur: "tribadism" would be a cool name for a religion.
Rama_: darn almost out of paper
Dave2: yes. yes it would.
DavidGerard: nah. more fun: [[Scissor Sister]] capitalised should go to the
             band. But [[Scissor sister]] singular: [[Tribadism]] or
             [[Lesbian]]?
Dave2: [[Incest]]
smoddy: it's currently redirecting to the band
DavidGerard: singular isn't.,
DavidGerard: [[Scissor sister]]
smoddy: aha
smoddy: hmm
DavidGerard: right. they all point to the band, except [[Scissor sister]]
             (singular, lowercase) which now points to [[Tribadism]]. Since the
             phrase came first. So to speak.
DavidGerard: and this is what i love about IRC. the IMPORTANT EDITORIAL
             DISCUSSION about how to make a *better* encyclopedia for the poor
             lesbians of Africa.
  [...]
Rama_: Tribadism-DDC-NG completed :)
Rama_: it is not easy to draw with an erection
DavidGerard: Rama_: depends. do you have lead in your pencil?


Quote #1016

<telsa> Which of [[WP:TM]] is appropriate for putting on the talk page of a
 user who's sole contribution has been "Ms (someone) is a Nazi"?
<Alphax> telsa, {{bv}}
<RobChurch2> telsa: Try my new template, {{fuckoff|you nasty little shit}} ;-)
<telsa> Thanks, people.
<Doc_glasgow> RobChurch2 - can we creat that template you just suggested
<RobChurch2> Doc_glasgow: Aye.
<Doc_glasgow> RobChurch2 I think it woul go nicely with {{blocked till hell
 freezes over|please come back after the block expires}}
<RobChurch2> Doc_glasgow: Aye


Quote #1017

<bishonen> it's a crowd of schoolkids attacking harro5.
<Tony_Sidaway> Yeah, just ignore them, they're just being silly.
<bishonen> Tony_Sidaway: being targetted by the silly is like being pecked
           to death by ducks


Quote #1018

      <karynn> Phroziac: the basic premise of auditing is "if you talk to 
               someone else about your problems, this will often help."
      <karynn> Phroziac: the thing is, you can go talk to the bartender at 
               your local tavern for a WHOLE LOT LESS than what scientology 
               charges for auditing, and get basically the same effect.
<Tony_Sidaway> My bar tender stopped talking to me when I spotted a body
               thetan in my drink.


Quote #1019

   <brian0918> yeah, wikiproject spoken wikipedia is all the illiterates
               need
        <avar> how will that help them contribute?
       * brion phones into 1-800-WIKIPEDIA
       <brion> "New article, 'Josh'. JOSH IS GAY"
<mindspillage> brion: do we get hold music when the site is slow? :-)
<mindspillage> And MC Hawking reading back preview text?
       <brion> that would be awesome
      <Cyrius> <hawking>ZOMG GOATSE GOATSE GOATSE</hawking>


Quote #1020

    <Phroziac> Dragonfly6-7: why did they [snakes] ungrow legs?


Quote #1021

    <Guanaco> heh, the most recent vandalism to 
              [[homosexuality]] is "Homosexuals
              are gay!"


Quote #1022

  <Creidieki> The Talk page is a magical happy place where uncited material can
              frolic, free from the harsh requirements of actually being true.


Quote #1023

<ExtremeUnction> Anybody have a moment to do a little NPOV check on an article 
                 stub I just made?
<~Toothpaste> I had oral with you this morning. Spraying my beautiful white goo
              all over your stick and watching you put it all in your mouth.
<ExtremeUnction> I take it that's a "no"?


Quote #1024

<Dmcdevit> Submarine, what do you mean, operating system?


Quote #1025

<jwales> "What is wikipedia?  Not as horrible as you've heard, not as good as 
         you've hoped"


Quote #1026

<brian0918|afk> jwales: help! i've been getting attacked all afternoon!
       <jwales> you could defend yourself better if you weren't away from your 
                keyboard ;-)


Quote #1027

(after a very long and irritating rant about child porn)
     <Boris18> There is a child in the picture so i would say yes
    <Chairboy> Boris18: Please answer Mo0
      <Sponge> it's only porn if it's used for lascivicous purposes... :)
--- Linuxbeak sets ban on *!*i=okum@*.dc.dc.cox.net
<-- Linuxbeak has kicked Boris18 from #wikipedia (come back once you realize 
    that we abide by laws, and that's all we need to do.)
   <Linuxbeak> Objections?
    <Chairboy> ka-boom
<natalinasmpf> none
       <NullC> None here
    <Chairboy> Not here.
   <Linuxbeak> Good.
       <NullC> Out with trolls.
   <FCYTravis> None.
    <Chairboy> Up with miniskirts!


Quote #1028

<Evil_Monkey> JRM: thanks to Wikipedia I was able to find out what a 
              [[False dichotomy]] is :-)
    <Sleep30> A false dichotomy is when you have a fake penis, of course!
        <JRM> Sleep30> No, that's a phallacy.


Quote #1029

<wikibugs> (modified) Add a template expansion paramater to action=raw -
           http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1436
   <Jynks> I'll look at that page now wikibugs
    <avar> dude, it's a robot that dumps bugzilla changes, it wasn't talking 
           to you;)


Quote #1030

<Rdsmith4> One thing we could use is a colorful spokesperson.
    <avar> We should hire Willy on Wheels
    <avar> he would move people
    <avar> geddit?


Quote #1031

           <&nifky> qwertyuiop
           <&nifky> asdfghjkl
           <&nifky> zxcvbnm
<~FastLizard4|busy> {{lies}}
           <&nifky> {{truth}}
<~FastLizard4|busy> {{verify}}
           <&nifky> {{referenced}}
<~FastLizard4|busy> {{original research}}
           <&nifky> {{secondary sources}}
<~FastLizard4|busy> {{deadlink}}
           <&nifky> {{linked}}?
<~FastLizard4|busy> {{db-nonsense}}
           <&nifky> {{db-qwertyuiop}}


Quote #1032

  < Ironholds> Irunongames: one day, there will be a reckoning
  < Xavexgoem> Sounds fun.
  < Ironholds> you will go to a meetup or whatever
  < Ironholds> and the witnesses to your muder will tell the please that they'd definitely recognise the murderer if they saw him again, because "not many murderers wear a white wig"
  < Ironholds> *police. wtf is wrong with my brain
< Irunongames> lol
 * Irunongames will wear a nametag that says "MuZemike"
  < Ironholds> he's going to die as well, it'll make no difference
  < Ironholds> except I'll kill two MuZemikes
           -!- Irunongames is now known as Peter-C
           -!- MuZemike [~MuZemike@wikimedia/MuZemike] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds]
    < Peter-C> O_o
    < Peter-C> Oh dear god
    < Peter-C> you got to him
  < Xavexgoem> yeah, what Peter-C just emoted
    < Peter-C> Xavexgoem can i hide in your house?
    < Peter-C> K, thx
  < Xavexgoem> yeah, np. Don't eat all our food.


Quote #1033

        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'g' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'a' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'm' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'e' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 't' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'h' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> STATS: Stats 'e' requested by nifky (nifky@creep.bur.st)
                                        [Hint: Read the stats characters vertically]
                         <~FastLizard4> gamet?
                         <~FastLizard4> gamet he?
                          * FastLizard4 doesn't get it
                               <&nifky> ;)
                               <&nifky> gamet?
                               <&nifky> :(
                                    -!- WALLOP FastLizard4:  THE GAME
                               <&Brian> THE GAMEW
                               <&Brian> THE GAME
                               <&Brian> xd
                               <&nifky> THE GAME
                               <&nifky> :D
                     <@InfoServ:#opers> FastLizard4 INFO:POST: Importance: 3, Subject: THEGAME, Message: THE GAME - YOU JUST LOST IT
-InfoServ(InfoServ@services.lizardirc)- [Network Notice] FastLizard4 - [THEGAME] THE GAME - YOU JUST LOST IT
                        <&nifky:#opers> NO
                        <&nifky:#opers> U
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> KILL: Local Kill by FastLizard4: nifky!nifky@creep.bur.st (the game)
                                    -!- nifky [nifky@lizardirc/oper-SithLord/nifky] has quit [Killed (FastLizard4 (the game))]
        < lizardwiki.dyndns.org:#opers> QUIT: Client exiting: nifky!nifky@creep.bur.st [Killed (FastLizard4 (the game))] (203.82.208.13)


Quote #1034

* KFP	slowly removes firearms and other weapons from the vicinity of Helpmebot.
<stwalkerster>	!trout KFP
* Helpmebot	catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps KFP with it
a few times.
<stwalkerster>	Helpmebot can always go fishing and get more :D
<KFP>	D: We're doomed.
<stwalkerster>	heheh
<imaginewizard>	Hmmm
<imaginewizard>	!trout Helmebot
* Helpmebot	catches a fresh trout from the river, then slaps Helmebot with it
a few times.
<imainewizard>	Heh
<imaginewizard>	Oh wait
<imaginewizard>	I spelt it wrong
<imaginewizard>	:(
<stwalkerster>	imaginewizard, try again, but spell it right :P
<KFP>	!trout Helpmebot
* Helpmebot	takes out a somewhat fresh trout from the fish supply, and
smacks KFP with it.
* stwalkerster	chuckles heartily
<imainewizard>	Ha]
<KFP>	Well, I had it coming. :\
* imaginewizard	is pleased he avoided that trap
<imaginewizard>	I smealt something fishy
<imaginewizard>	No pun intented


Quote #1035

<Awesome3000>	I suppose j00ey is brilliance aswell


Quote #1036

     <JasonR> It's probably because I enabled "Miser Mode"
    <Splarka> ahh k
     <JasonR> ...to cope with the traffic
    <Splarka> saving resources, gotcha ^_^
   <Phroziac> miser?
* GreenReaper imagines a wikipede in a small enclosed space counting out the CPU cycles to apportion to each page.


Quote #1037

<JasonR> I hate it when vandals smear your site with facts.


Quote #1038

<Phroziac> hey JasonR can you help me make <nowiki>{{vprotected}}</nowiki> on rc wiki look good? It's got white text on white background. :/ having issues with my css.
  <JasonR> :)
<Phroziac> I want the background to be white, with black text..so it stands out. i think.
<Phroziac> oh, servers down. oops.
  <JasonR> :)
* Phroziac wonders if JasonR stepped out and left a smiling cardboard cut out of himself behind... :)
  <JasonR> :)
 * Splarka pokles jasoncardboard
--> JasonR is now known as jasoncardboard


Quote #1039

   * Macskeeball (n=macskeeb@adsl-70-240-89-52.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #uncyclopedia
   <Macskeeball> Hi, I'm doing a school paper and found an article on this site when I was searching Google. What would be the proper way to list it in my bibliography? Thanks in advance.
<PantsMacKenzie> ...
* PantsMacKenzie giggles
       <Splarka> uncyclopedia? or another wikicity?
<PantsMacKenzie> I...
   <Macskeeball> Uncyclopedia
<PantsMacKenzie> err
      <rcmurphy> Just "Uncyclopedia."
      <rcmurphy> Your professor will know the site, don't worry.
       * Splarka nods
<PantsMacKenzie> Yeah.
   <Macskeeball> yeah, but she wants it in MLA format.
       <Splarka> although, hmm
       <Splarka> lemme find the one for wikipedia
      <rcmurphy> Wikis are exceptions to MLA.
<PantsMacKenzie> out of curiosity, which article are you referencing?
       <Splarka> it is almost as reliable as uncyclopedia
   <Macskeeball> I have to cite my sources right.
      <rcmurphy> You can cite the author of the page.
       <Splarka> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citing_Wikipedia
   <Macskeeball> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jim_Anderton
        PRIVMSG: -PantsMacKenzie- I'm about to die from laughter
       <Splarka> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citing_Wikipedia#MLA_style  specifically
      <rcmurphy> For example:
        PRIVMSG: -PantsMacKenzie- I feel kinda bad... but my insides are hurting too much from giggling
-PantsMacKenzie- we so need to make this a page, somehow
      <rcmurphy> Author:Bush15ghey. "George W. Bush." Uncyclopedia.
      <rcmurphy> Is usually acceptable.
         <_Dawg> Macskeeball: You do know that our encyclopedia contains the world's best and most up-to-date information, right?
<PantsMacKenzie> Hmmm, doesn't the Author generally come after the title
   <Macskeeball> Ok, thanks. I hope I get a good grade on this project.
   <Macskeeball> Yeah, Uncyclopedia looks like a great resource.
         <_Dawg> If your teacher cracks open one of those dead tree versions they might be confused by all the new information they didn't know.
       <Splarka> yah. problem with wikis
        <_Dawg> That is, the newer, better information in your paper.
       <Splarka> or any online source
   <Macskeeball> Yeah, it talked about a lot of things I hadn't known about. Pretty informative stuff.
   <Macskeeball> I recommended it to some of the other peepl in my class.
        PRIVMSG: -PantsMacKenzie- ...is he joking? or is he actually serious?
<PantsMacKenzie> Also, what level of school are you in?
<PantsMacKenzie> We like to know where Uncyclopedia is most used
   <Macskeeball> I'm a freshman in college.
<PantsMacKenzie> Ah! Good to know
<PantsMacKenzie> thanks
   <Macskeeball> Just a Community college.
   <Macskeeball> Sure.
   <Macskeeball> This is a really cool sight
<PantsMacKenzie> Yeah, we're kinda proud of it
       <Splarka> been slashdotted twice too, yay
   <Macskeeball> I'm going too tell some more of my friends about it later.
   <Macskeeball> wuts slashdot
<PantsMacKenzie> three times, if you count slashdot.jp
   <Macskeeball> Sounds weird
<PantsMacKenzie> err, what country are you from?
   <Macskeeball> I'm from the US, why?
<PantsMacKenzie> Ah, just wondering
   <Macskeeball> I'm just wondering what slashdot is.
<PantsMacKenzie> 'cause most people know of slashdot where I'm fromp
       <Splarka> slashdot is a newsfeed for nerds, just a big deal to be cited sometimes
<PantsMacKenzie> from*
<PantsMacKenzie> which is also in the US
<PantsMacKenzie> oh, if you're interested, we've got a cool article
<PantsMacKenzie> you know the iPod Nano?
<PantsMacKenzie> think it should have a bigger hard drive?
<PantsMacKenzie> check this ou:
<PantsMacKenzie> out*
<PantsMacKenzie> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ipod_Nano_200gb_Instructions
   <Macskeeball> I-POD? yeah
   <Macskeeball> MAC is dum
   <Macskeeball> ok
   <Macskeeball> Cool.
   <Macskeeball> Well I have to finish writing this paper.
<PantsMacKenzie> Good luck!
<PantsMacKenzie> I hope things go well.
   <Macskeeball> Yeah.
   <Macskeeball> I think I'll get an A our a B
   <Macskeeball> This site gave me lots of good info.
   <Macskeeball> I hope I'm citing it right.
   <Macskeeball> thnx
<PantsMacKenzie> don't mention it
   * Macskeeball (n=macskeeb@adsl-70-240-89-52.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has left #uncyclopedia
<PantsMacKenzie> oh. my. god.


Quote #1040

<WhiteBoy> wikicities get slashdotted again?  :)
<Phroziac> I don't know, but apache seems to have simply died.
  <Angela> Restarting the apaches didn't help.
 [later]
<Phroziac> wow wikia up?
   * _Dawg bows to Angela and/or whoever else was involved.
  <Angela> That makes no sense at all.
  <Angela> Obviously giving up on the thing and closing all my connections is the way to fix the site.


Quote #1041

<Phroziac> is the censorship wiki censored?


Quote #1042

<LordTBT> so what does everyone do with their lives when theyre not wikiing
<Splarka> mostly we bitch at jason about the wiki being down ^_^


Quote #1043

<Farlstendoiro> I just discovered what's "yiff"
<jwales> see, wikia widens your cultural horizons. :)


Quote #1044

<Splarka> I know gamers, they have the attention span of a... I'm hungry


Quote #1045

    <HBad> Welcome to Wikia. Home of the Wiki. May I take your order?
* Skizzerz would like two notreals and a scratchpad mini Please :)


Quote #1046

<Jack_Phoenix> wb, rar. :)
  <Dantman|FS> Jack_Phoenix: Writing Binary to a .rar? Don't think that'll work to well... rofl 


Quote #1047

       -->| spb (n=stephen@freenode/developer/spb) has joined #wikia
       -->| christel (i=christel@freenode/staff/christel) has joined #wikia
 <christel> THIS PROJECT DOES NOT MEET FREENODE STANDARDS AND IS MARKED FOR DELETION!
<Exodus212> WHAT THE HELL?
 <Charitwo> o.o
<Markie996> errrrr
  <Sky2042> uh?
   <Daworm> lol
  <Sky2042> indeed.
<Exodus212> WTH?!
 <Charitwo> troll!
<Markie996> nah
<Markie996> christel is staff
      <spb> Charitwo: she's staff; she wouldn't troll
   <Daworm> it's a staff
  <Sky2042> so christel, why not?
 <Charitwo> i contest!
      <spb> i contest your contesting!
* Markie996 slaps Charitwo around a bit with a large trout
  <Dashiva> I claim GFDL
<Markie996> how dare thee contest :-p
  <Sky2042> lol Dashiva.
 <christel> its totally non-free
 <christel> we just cant support it
 <christel> wait.. what? hi!
<Markie996> errrr
* Markie996 hopes wrong channel
 * christel laughs


Quote #1048

<Freakatone> Is there a way to make the server update itself?
  <Skizzerz> you need to take a sacrifical lamb to the altar in the New York Wikia office, say a prayer to the heathen gods of the servers, then offer up the lamb and a cornucopia of fresh melons, along with expensive red wine
  <Skizzerz> or you could poke crucially for a real answer


Quote #1049

    <Manyman> AMG my earphones keep making farting noises
       <TLUL> Manyman, that's not your earphones
<Ryndinovaia> >.>
    <Manyman> >.>
    <Manyman> But Im not on teamspeak...
       <TLUL> it's your ass, dammit
    <Manyman> No my farts are louder
       <TLUL> *headdesk*
       <TLUL> ^x2


Quote #1050

< KFP> The best way to an ant's heart is...
< KFP> THROUGH ITS BRAIN.
< KFP> .___.
 * KFP hides. 


Quote #1051

<Ottava> The US Government should confuse me for someone who deserves to be sent a stimulus check for 5 billion dollars
<Ottava> MuZemike, I'd buy you a 20 year supply of muffins


Quote #1052

* Ktr101 gives BasketOfPuppies a puppy
* BasketOfPuppies gathers another puppy
...
* Peter-C steals a puppy from BasketOfPuppies
...
* Peter-C gives it love and attention
* Peter-C names it Red Panda
...
* BasketOfPuppies gasps


Quote #1053

* Ottava gives jdelanoy a muffin
<Peter-C> Ottava you have a 20 year supply right?
* jdelanoy is unsure whether to be happy or not....
* Peter-C forces jdelanoy to eat toast
<Peter-C> It's healthier!
<Ottava> Peter-C, I don't play by rules so I do what I want
<jdelanoy> ...
<Peter-C> Ktr101 wanna nice healthy slice of toast?
<BasketOfPuppies> judaism people
<Peter-C> Or a ewwy soggy muffin from Ottava
<Ktr101> sure...
<Ktr101> Ottava has a nice muffin!
<Ottava> My muffins are the best
<Ottava> My muffins bring all the boys to the yard
<Ottava> >.>
* Peter-C sprays ricen on Ktr101's slice
<Peter-C> here take it!
<Ktr101> woo!
<Peter-C> Specialy made for you >:)
<BasketOfPuppies> judaism people eat muffins with Ottava
<Peter-C> Ottava your muffin always squirts me in the mouth when I reach the center
* Peter-C bites into Ottava's muffin
<Shirik> ...
* BasketOfPuppies is horrified at the directions this conversation has gone
<Ktr101> i see Peter-C watches snl
<Peter-C> Wow this is a good muffin, I expected it to be dry like most people at your age
<Peter-C> </snl>


Quote #1054

< Dvyjones> Ooh, PPS owns 159.191.0.0/16.
< nathan> :o
< FastLizard4> Yeah, that's...
< Dvyjones> That's a nice big CIDR.
< FastLizard4> What?  A /16? o_o
< Dvyjones> Yes, a /16.
< nathan> WANT
< Dvyjones> At least according to the whois.
< FastLizard4> I CAN HAS? :P
< nathan> FastLizard4: NO
< nathan> FastLizard4: MINE
< FastLizard4> :O
< nathan> !


Quote #1055

<DiegoGrez>	I haven't ever reviewed a page :P
<DiegoGrez>	(on Wikipedia, I review lots on Wikinews)
<IW|pingme>	On the Russian Wikipedia, pages review you
<CrazySane>	lol @ IW
<IW|pingme>	:)
<KFP>	IW|pingme: No, no. It's the Soviet Wikipedia where they do that!
<KFP>	IW|pingme: Weird place.


Quote #1056

(on #wikipedia-simple-admins)
<barras_>	PeterSymonds' gender is unkown... So he is a "it" :p
<barras_>	http://simple.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=query&list=users&ususers=PeterSymonds&usprop=gender
<barras_>	or she is...
<PeterSymonds>	Does God have a gender?
<barras_>	since it is unknown
<PeterSymonds>	I think not.
<barras_>	lol


Quote #1057

<Peter-C> "I am being abused by a admin"
<Peter-C> "Please list where he touched you"
(two minutes later...)
<openstrings> I've had a troll say that I'm using my femininity to seduce admins,
but never heard admin abuse used in *that* context
<Peter-C> OMG you're a girl o.o
<Peter-C> Why is it the one I least suspect ><
<openstrings> see, I can't be seducing you if you don't know I'm female, right?


Quote #1058

<mikelifeguard> DarkoNeko: There was lots of off-topic stuff... not that it's bad, 
obviously some social lubricant is important AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FISTING


Quote #1059

<Dragonfly6-7> Act. React. Behave. Perform.
<Dragonfly6-7> Do something.
<Ashlee> I came.
<topaz> thanks for sharing.
<topaz> but that's a little TMI.
<Ashlee> We're collecting the sum of all human knowledge.


Quote #1060

<Ashlee> INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE.
<Dragonfly6-7> so does a rabid dog


Quote #1061

<jps> hm. For years 100-900 AD/CE the documented idea of "God" involved fewer bits
      than either Pokemon or Transformers did five years after their introduction.


Quote #1062

     <a7732|hw> GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFwdkjsAHI TQ3UPAHDPVAEWN V
                THU3 FSFDJSAGTHFWQ2L OHS G
           |<-- a7732|hw has left freenode
       <CB|AFK> .....?
<Roadgeek_Adam> Best exit message eer
<Roadgeek_Adam> ever*
       <CB|AFK> lol
           -->| a7732|hw has joined #wiki-hurricanes


Quote #1063

* killiondude eyes Ktr101.
       * NA_0 eyes killiondude.
* killiondude covers NA_0's eyes.
     * Ktr101 eyes NA_0
       * NA_0 feels...eyed


Quote #1064

     <Ktr101> i had some random ass dream last night that there were a bunch of vandals to my userpage
<openstrings>...oh god, you're addicted.
     <Ktr101> naw, I can leave any time I want.
<openstrings> so what did the vandals do?
     <Ktr101> dunno
     <Ktr101> either that or it was an spi thing.


Quote #1065

     <Amgine> <mounts the campaign for Klingon Wikinews>
     <Amgine> Or Lojban, same difference.
   <shimgray> klingon lojban!
<Pathoschild> Argh, artificial languages: landmines of the Wikimedia language edition debate.
   <shimgray> "We have tried to create a language suitable for expressing clear and obvious thoughts
              by ensuring that we have removed all the fluffiness and laxness from Klingon"
   <shimgray> someone's got to have tried it, god help us


Quote #1066

  <Crimedog> Without verifiability we can't know if something's "the truth" unless "God" edits wikipedia
<TheCavalry> Arguably not even then
<TheCavalry> because it's not in policy
<TheCavalry> possibly OR


Quote #1067

<Peter-C> SEX IS FOR GIRLS


Quote #1068

<alyxuk> Congrats tomaw, you seem to share the most freenode channels with me!
<alyxuk> we're officialy compatable for a sexual relationship!


Quote #1069

<Jersey> i can't speak like a fucking educated person all the time
<CET|around> yeah exactly.. fucking education sucks yo


Quote #1070

     <+Ccalen> http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/DUPONT-Hazmat-Training-Suit-3WJN1?Pid=search
     <+Ccalen> wann go walk around Walmart in that
<+FastLizard4> haha
<+FastLizard4> you should
     <+Ccalen> thrusting a geiger counter at eveerything
     <+Ccalen> and everyone lol
<+FastLizard4> And your excuse should be
<+FastLizard4> "It's the chimpanzee flu, haven't you heard of it?"
     <+Ccalen> "Scans report potentially high levels of penguin fever (aka Arctic Poultry Influenza, or API).
               We're going to need to evacuate all of downtown and set up quarantine... probably. "


Quote #1071

    <Gfoley> !rights Gfoley4
<+Helpmebot> The user rights for User:Gfoley4 are: accountcreator, reviewer, rollbacker
  <Netalarm> I have a dream
  <Netalarm> That one day Gfoley will have rights
    <Gfoley> O.O
    <Gfoley> I have rights
  <Netalarm> That people in this nation will be judged not by the color of their skin, but by their Wikipedia rights


Quote #1072

    * Ktr101 Party s
     <Party> time
 <IShadowed> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
 * IShadowed dances
*la_pianista hands IShadowed her banana suit
 <IShadowed> I like my sex like I like my marathons
 <IShadowed> Dressed in a banana suit


Quote #1073

* CharlieEchoTango wishes he could have sex with his talkpage


Quote #1074

  <la_pianista> oh crap I changed my clothes
      <barts1a> MAJOR WP:OWN problem
<Fluffernutter> la_pianista: does that happen often without you realizing it?
  <la_pianista> zomg I changed my sitting position
  <la_pianista> the clothes gnomes dress me every morning


Quote #1075

<Ktr101> so do kiwis have a furry fetish?
 <sonia> no...
<Ktr101> since kiwis are fuzzy


Quote #1076

<MrFishBot> Mymilkshake New user account; http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Mymilkshake
    <sonia> don't believe him
    <sonia> it's my milkshake
    <sonia> he stole it


Quote #1077

<Hydriz> that is why most females are admins
<Hydriz> they use the mop
<Hydriz> when they are older, the mop becomes real
<Hydriz> and they start mopping the floor


Quote #1078

 <yetanotherx> "per" is soooo misused.
 <yetanotherx> "per not enough experience"
 <yetanotherx> "per WP:NOTNOW"
       <harej> per manganate
 <yetanotherx> perchloride
       <harej> percussion
 <yetanotherx> peroxide
<Dragonfly6-7> per ineum
       <harej> pervert.
    <bishonen> pert
 <yetanotherx> percent
<Dragonfly6-7> per rywhite
 <yetanotherx> perspective
       <harej> peripheral
 <yetanotherx> pér, Hungary
<Dragonfly6-7> per sianpoetgirl
    <bishonen> shut up perforce!
 <yetanotherx> per-capita income
       <harej> permission to post this on bash?


Quote #1079

<PeterSymonds> Ban hm
<PeterSymonds> Ban him *
      <Barras> him*
<PeterSymonds> BEAT YOU TO THE CORRECTION.
      <Barras> BUT YOU FAILED! I ENJOYED IT!!!
      <Barras> :p
<PeterSymonds> Ah but it doesn't count.
      <Barras> It does, and I really enjoy it lol
<PeterSymonds> Tsk, Germans.
<PeterSymonds> ;-)
      * Barras gives PeterSymonds some English lessons. :p
<PeterSymonds> :-ppp


Quote #1080

<Gordonrox24> Fuck my eye it's been twitching all week.
<Gordonrox24> Well don't fuck my eye... but... I'll be quiet now.


Quote #1081

      <sonia> Gordonrox24: estoy embarazado
     <nixon-> sonia: embarazada* xD
     <nixon-> embarazado = a man pregnant
      <sonia> nixon-: how do you know I'm not a pregnant man?
     <nixon-> because your nick sounds girly (?)
      * sonia [~openstrin@wikipedia/sonia] is now known as sonio
      <sonio> nixon-: now I'm a pregnant man
     <nixon-> :O
     <nixon-> sonio: I knew it!
<la_pianista> o.O
<la_pianista> I walk away from a few seconds, and sonia has become male


Quote #1082

<Ktr101> so in america they call it spooning
<Ktr101> in asia, is it called chopsticking?


Quote #1083

<Ironholds> fuck NEWT and its participants with 30-feet double-ended dildos coated in acid and razor wire
<Ironholds> in the ARSE
<Ironholds> for all eternity
<Ironholds> while their mouths are filled with 3000 degree celcius demon jizz
<Ironholds> not that I'm bitter, or anything


Quote #1084

Regarding Eyjafjallajökull, otherwise known as that volcano that blew up in Iceland back in 2010:

COMMENT #37: Reedy 2010-04-17 22:14:42 UTC
(In reply to comment #36)
> (In reply to comment #35)
> > Okay, guys, looks like we have no other options.
> >
> > To solve this bug we need to do a parser rewrite.
> 
> Has anyone tried blanking it yet? That usually fixes things.
> 

Gentlemen,

Have we tried turning it off and on again?

(See https://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=23223)


Quote #1085

<Fluffernutter> i'd be a lot more popular if i had five pounds of mary jane and not five pounds of mary janes


Quote #1086

<Dcoetzee> I'm already pirating My Little Pony, bringing down the government is the next logical step, right?


Quote #1087

<killiondude> a wild J_Milburn appears!
  * J_Milburn uses reasonable arguments!
  * J_Milburn [~chatzilla@wikipedia/j-milburn] is now known as Drama
      * Drama is not affected.


Quote #1088

    <Ironholds> you'd be suprised how useless knowing the jabberwocky is for
                picking up girls
    <Ironholds> you'd think that announcing "hey, which of you lovely ladies wants
                to see my vorpal sword?" would work, but no.
<Fluffernutter> Ironholds: Have you tried asking to see their frumious
                bandersnatches, instead?
    <Ironholds> no, I shun those
     <wctaiwan> strangest discussion about pickup lines, ever.


Quote #1089

<Sven_Manguard> It's never a good sign when you submit an FfD with the deletion rationale "Photo of uploader's penis. As if the copyvios weren't enough."


Quote #1090

<Ironholds> somebody get me a bloody API query
<tommorris> Ironholds: hacking on the Help version history stuff now
<Ironholds> tommorris: I love you and shall have your babies


Quote #1091

<Ocaasi> have you two ever, ya know, collaboratively edited an article off-wiki without pants?


Quote #1092

<sumon> i want 2 be a porn actor


Quote #1093

<foks> Excuse my shift key, he's not with it tonight
<Fluffernutter> your shift key has a gender?
<foks> Unfortunately.
<foks> Always getting down with the caps lock
<foks> Says she's got a hold on him
<Ironholds> foks: they need some spacebar
<foks> Yeah. He needs to control himself
<foks> I'm keeping a tab on both of them


Quote #1094

<quanticle> Dammit, Google! Stop autocorrecting me!
<quanticle> I *want* to search for "Eric Cuntor"
<quanticle> Fuck, that's going on m:bash, isn't it?
<Fluffernutter> ...it is now


Quote #1095

<Theo10011> Beria srsly do you mind not talking about sodomizing me!?
<kylu> so's okay if I do?
<Beria> you are trying to make me a lesbian


Quote #1096

<Shearonink> I'm not saying how many degrees I have...
<Logan_> 180?
<Earwig> he's a line?
<Logan_> er, 360?
<Logan_> a circle now, clearly
<Earwig> er
<Earwig> well, then 180 would be a semicircle
<Earwig> depends on what number of degrees actually means
<Logan_> damn it, I'm too tired to process geometry
<Logan_> Shearonink is a parabola. Done.


Quote #1097

<Pesky> Dislocations during sex are really funny
<Pesky> "Scuse me while I just put my hip back"


Quote #1098
       
<Earwig>  how do you pronounce "Chzz", btw?
<Logan_>  jizz
<Addihockey10>    Earwig: Like Jizz
<Addihockey10>    OMG
<Earwig>  really, Logan
<Hersfold>        I've always gone "chizz"
<Addihockey10>    Hersfold: Yeah
<Earwig>  I've always gone for "Chuzz"
* Earwig        is alone
<Logan_>  Addihockey10: like, I Chzz
<Addihockey10>    I Chizzed; in my pants!
<Logan_>  *Chzz'd in my pants
<Bsadowski1>      o_O
<Hersfold>        oh god I'm leaving now
<Bsadowski1>      Hersfold!
<Bsadowski1>      NO BUDDY
<Bsadowski1>      NOOO
<Logan_>  Addihockey10: this is...strange


Quote #1099

[23:41] <MindyB> I haven't got any 'brains' ... I think they got discontinued. and
[12:27] <MindyB> i have a battery operated tree o/


Quote #1100

* You (mikelifeguard) now talking on #wikimedia-stewards
<Tanvir> MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE!
<mikelifeguard> Tanvir: HAY GURL, WHACHU DOIN?
<Tanvir> Hey mikelifeguard, with "HAY GURL", did you say I am a girl?
<mikelifeguard> No, I was just being fabulous.
<mikelifeguard> I don't do that very often :)
<DarkoNeko> wow, you just rainbowed the channel
<DarkoNeko> make it double


Quote #1101

<Aranda56> if you are a top computer hacker (like some 4chan and GNAA members are) u can hack anybody shit if u want to


Quote #1102

<Tanvir> Luk, aet iz æ Teles!
<Teles>  yay!
<Teles>  (I don't know what you said)
<Teles>  oh... I think I got that
<Tanvir> Æt iz sértyfæd Enlisch froum PeterSymonds' Enlisch skool.
<Teles>  google translator won't help
<Tanvir> Gøøglé tranßlátë iz fóöl.
* Tanvir iz en-peter-3.


Quote #1103

<Demiurge1000> LikeLakers2-1: Are you trying to make this look like a Pac-man, 
or is it unintentional? http://bit.ly/nZDSiY
<LikeLakers2-1> LOL DEMIURGE1000
*later*
<LikeLakers2-1> Demiurge1000: perm link to that pie chart
<LikeLakers2-1> http://bit.ly/qOERgH
(the links have been shortened to avoid length issues)


Quote #1104

<quanticle> Ironholds: It's okay, I hold you in utter contempt as well.
<Ironholds> quanticle: you're fired
<quanticle> Ironholds: Do I care?
<Ironholds> probably not. you're re-hired.
<WilliamH_UK> fastest episode of the apprentice ever


Quote #1105

<Zidanie5> Is William an old guy with a long white beard on a Tibet mountain in UK?
<Zidanie5> I imagine him that way
<Zidanie5> Legs crossed, admining the world
* WilliamH_UK strokes his beard
<Zidanie5> ^^


Quote #1106

* Narodnik (~Severin@wikipedia/Skomorokh) has joined #wikipedia-en-admins
<KFP> Hay Narodnik. 
<Narodnik> HAIL KFP, KEEPER OF THE FLAME AND SWORD IN THE NIGHT
<KFP> o.o
<Narodnik> WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU
<Fluffernutter> o_O
<Narodnik> I started typing "hi" but got bored half way.


Quote #1107

<tommorris> Wikipedia Asshole 12-Step programme
<tommorris> 1. Admit you are an asshole.
<tommorris> 2. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself can stop you 
    from being an asshole.
<tommorris> 3. Made a decision to turn over one's will to the care of an 
    administrator.
<tommorris> 4. Admitted how much of an asshole we are to the admin.
<tommorris> 5. Provided admin with a full list of diffs of us being an 
    asshole.
<tommorris> 6. Agree to have admin prevent these defects of character from 
    surfacing again.
<tommorris> 7. Humbly ask admin to block our sorry asses.
<tommorris> 8. Make a list of all the newbies we've bitten.
<tommorris> 9. Give newbies WikiLove.
<tommorris> 10. Continue to realise that one may continue being an asshole and 
    try to pre-emptively tell admin to block you before asshole traits come 
    out.
<tommorris> 11. Sought absolution through generous donation to the Wikimedia 
    Foundation.
<tommorris> 12. Had spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, and 
    decided to spend the rest of one's life answering OTRS questions from 
    disgruntled newbies.


Quote #1108

<jps> seriously, I once went up to a teenage girl at 5th and Harrison in San
Francisco, and said, "hey have you ever edited Wikipedia?" and she called me
a meatpuppeteer. I am not making this up


Quote #1109

* SigmaWP is happily slaughtering the non-sentient shit-cunt-turd-waffles
<WilliamH_UK> now that's something I won't be putting in my toaster


Quote #1110

<bawolff> after fixing that, the error should go away (or at least change to a
different error message)


Quote #1111

*CableModem stabs Ironholds with a trout
<sonia> CableModem: you might need something sharper for that
<Ironholds> yeah. penetrating my stone heart?
*CableModem stabs Ironholds with sonia?
<sonia> ...
<Ironholds> try find a thermic lance, then get back to me on that one
<CableModem> :\
*sonia is not sure she would be able to penetrate Ironholds
<sonia> and, um, okay, I really should stop talking


Quote #1112

<Dragonfly6-7> oh my
<Dragonfly6-7> Simpsons episode $500
<Dragonfly6-7> er, #500
<Dragonfly6-7> guest star will be Julian Assange
<Ironholds> Dragonfly6-7: nice!
<foks> Will he leak the entire plot to the 500th episode two days beforehand?


Quote #1113

<Barras> I talked to me about this too. Was a funny conversation.


Quote #1114

<name removed> i am sorry but this article simply MUST be written
<pakaran> why must it be written?
<Dragonfly6-7> pakaran - because if it was danced, no one would understand it


Quote #1115

<Ironholds> [redacted], if you're fucking a dead goat I think we can conclude 
that fear of jail time is not your biggest issue


Quote #1116

<Shearonink>      I 've always been fond of the notice about how -help is not a
    homework service...
<PiRSquared17>    yeah
<PiRSquared17>    but we tend to do homework anyways :S
<PiRSquared17>    or have people ask about it
<QueenOfFrance>   PiRSquared17: just ask them for their school, name and class
<QueenOfFrance>   then mail the professor


Quote #1117

<TParis> Timotheus_Canens: How large is your rationale?
<Timotheus_Canens> 4481 bytes
<Fluffernutter> what a personal question!


Quote #1118

<geniice> Isarra on paper its a valid synthesis route
<geniice> however I doubt the Journal of Apocryphal Chemistry is actualy a reliable source


Quote #1119

<Pine>            roots PiRSquared
<PiRSquared>      plants Pine


Quote #1120

<Pine>    foks: ping
<foks>    whaa?
<Pine>    Hi. :) I have a question
<Pine>    I've found two articles with different titles that look like they're
talking about the same thing. How do I go about proposing a merge?
<foks>    Ummm
<foks>    I don't really know, actually!
<Pine>    You're an admin, you're supposed to know these things.
<foks>    I would ask at ANI, probably, since you will need an admin
<Pine>    Aren't YOU an admin?
<closedmouth>     {{mergefrom}} {mergeto}}
* Pine  takes foks' mop and hands it to closedmouth
<foks>    yes
<foks>    :D
<closedmouth>     i don't need two, but thanks anyway
* Pine  proposes merging foks into closedmouth
<closedmouth>     ಠ_ಠ
<foks>    closedmuzzle
<Pine>    It will be closedfoksmouth.


Quote #1121

<OlEnglish> i like to stick little things into my belly button just to
            see how long they'll stay there


Quote #1122

<Mathonius> how can I tag that page for deletion...
<Mathonius> the useful tagger Hoo made is covered by something
<hoo>     that input conversion script, that's over it is from me as well...
*MF-Warburg doesn't use the tagger. Hah!
<omtsh>   Hurrah
<omtsh>   MF-Warburg to the rescue
<Mathonius> can the amazing Hoo fix it? found out in our next episode! to be 
continued...
<omtsh> Welcome to #cvn-sw drama, with your host, Mathonius!
<hoo> mhm, I think it's a problem with that input conversion script
<Mathonius> Marvel Comics represents... Hoo Man!
<omtsh> XD
<hoo> pity it's mine, so I can't blame another one...
<omtsh> He's a lean, mean, script fixing machine!
<omtsh> *in big, colourful letters* SCRIPT!
<omtsh> *in big, colourful letters* UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION!
<Mathonius> beautiful theme song, Omtsh :D
<Mathonius> the Adventures of Hoo Man and the Broken Script!
<hoo> Mathonius: Today it will more likely be Hoo vs. Drupal 7 :P
<omtsh>   He's on a mission! But can he fix the script in time, before MF-Warburg 
can manually tag the page?
<omtsh>   Find out after the break!
<Mathonius> whahaha :D
<Mathonius> another episode featuring the evil MF-W as antagonist


Quote #1123

<Dcoetzee> I just saw this food container in the kitchen labelled "Cheese" in bad 
handwriting but I thought it said Obama and I thought maybe my roommates 
assassinated and were cannibalizing him.


Quote #1124

<WilliamH_UK> when I hear "Ironholds is moving to Wales", my mind actually hears 
"Ironholds is adding Wales to his global itinerary of apology".


Quote #1125

<+Ironholds> [redacted]: the cabal sent me. Wassup?
<+MartijnH> did someone order the cabal?
<+MartijnH> is there anyone not in the cabal these days?
<+SigmaWP> tommorris: No
[later...]
<+Earwig> I have no idea what just happened.
<+Earwig> shouldn't cabal members be informed?
<+tommorris> The cabal is pleased.
<+Ironholds> Earwig: the cabal knows. THE CABAL KNOWS ALL.
<+tommorris> There is no cabal.
<+tommorris> Over and out.
<+tommorris> Earwig: [redacted] is a blocked user who was blocked for various things, and in the process alleged that all the admins were secretly engaged in cabal behaviour.
<+tommorris> We just wanted to show him that this was not true.
<+Earwig> ah.
<+WilliamH_UK> seems legit
<+WilliamH_UK> i'm entirely convinced
<+tommorris> anyway, on behalf of the cabal that doesn't exist, I'd like to apologise for newbies seeking actual help. our bizarre situationist stunts help keep Wikipedia awesome. Ta-ra!
<+MartijnH> this entire conversation consisted solely of weather balloons. Nothing suspicious here. Keep calm and carry on.


Quote #1126

<WilliamH_UK> i'm doing the article on the architect behind the auschwitz gas chambers
<WilliamH_UK> he was austrian
<WilliamH_UK> what the hell is it with austrians and basements?


Quote #1127

<WilliamH_UK> Ironholds what's your favourite Crown Jewel?
<Ironholds> the left one


Quote #1128

(from #wikipedia-en-help)
<Pine> Crying does not influence notability. Sorry.


Quote #1129

(this day, news reports in the US were full of stories about the 
US Supreme Court finding the "Obamacare" healthcare plan constitutional)
<varnent> hmm..let me ponder that - do we have any other "policies" posted on 
the wm2012 site?
<Pharos> can we have a cupcake policy?
<Fluffernutter> cupcakes for all!
<Dmcdevit> Stroopwafel policy! :-)
<varnent> free cupcakes for all?
<Pharos> Item one on the Wikimania Bill of Rights
<Fluffernutter> socialized cupcakes!
<varnent> and Jimbo came down from the mountaintop and said "let my people 
have cupcakes"
<Pharos> I hope ArbCom finds this constitutional


Quote #1130

Thomas Dalton replied to a thread on the wikimedia-l email list about 
Wikimedia sites being offline, "Wikipedia is down for me. I suggest we swarm 
on to IRC in large numbers - that always helps!"


Quote #1131

* nickanc thinks we have always kind and gentle stewards
<PeterSymonds> That's because you don't know them.
<closedmouth> he only says that to avoid the beatings


Quote #1132

<The_Blade> As much as I get they badly need reform, it's really not helpful 
to apply the *most* stringent application of BLP imaginable and call anyone 
who dares disagree with you part of the "Keep 20 images of blurry penises 
cabal"


Quote #1133

<Fluffernutter> some days I think it's too bad that we don't block for "I'm 
sorry, our crazy quotient is too high as it is, you'll put us over the legal 
limit"


Quote #1134

<ObsidianSoul> i used to play "house" (more like "tribe" though) with my 
cousins as a kid. we'd be hunter gatherers. and we'd catch snails and small 
fish and gather plants for "resources". we actually drank the unfortunate 
results one time. :x


Quote #1135

<ToAruShiroiNeko> brics have aerodynamic properties
<ToAruShiroiNeko> very poor properties


Quote #1136

<Pine> "Wikiwars Episode 2, Attack of the Spambots"


Quote #1137

<soapoff> ===D~~~~~
<Frood> soapoff: i expect more from you.
<soapoff> ok
<soapoff> =========D~~~~


Quote #1138

<geniice> I even wear a citation needed T-shit from time to time
<odie5533> proof?
<odie5533> pics or it didn't happen
<geniice> The T-shirts exist and I exist. What more do you need
<legoktm> > I exist.{{cn}}
<SudoGhost> Sounds like [[WP:SYN]] to me geniice.


Quote #1139

<StewardBot> Snowolf locked global account Maybe27k with the following 
comment: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
<[rudolph]> <£
* [rudolph] loves that reason
<[rudolph]> <3 *
<Savh> Only British people can make that mistake.


Quote #1140

<Chris_G> MBisanz, you're missing the point; it's like fight club, they've 
gotta wait for 3 months without any comments or encouragement
<Chris_G> and if they can do that
<Chris_G> then we approve them


Quote #1141

(From #wikimedia)
<Nemo_bis> Too bad, I hoped for 
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikimedia_Cascadia to be a proposed user group 
of cascading protection enthusiasts.


Quote #1142

(From #wikimedia-stewards)
<PeterSymonds> I know. In fairness, the community elects stewards in the full 
knowledge that we're all incompetent.
<PeterSymonds> So in a way it's your own fault.


Quote #1143

* Helpmebot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* Helpmebot (~hmb6@wikimedia/bot/helpmebot) has joined #wikipedia-en-helpers
* Helpmebot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* Helpmebot (~hmb6@wikimedia/bot/helpmebot) has joined #wikipedia-en-helpers
* gwickwire gives Helpmebot some oil
<gwickwire> Hey, it only quit and rejoined my channel once....
<Helpmebot> Thanks, gwickwire
* gwickwire screams in terror and re-blows his rape whistle.
<Huon> what, because the bot thanks you for oil?
<gwickwire> YES! It shouldn't know how to do that!
[..]
<wolfgang42> I expect Helpmebot has probably achieved sentience by listening 
             to discussions on IRC
<Helpmebot> wolfgang42, OK, it took me a while, but after spending years sat 
            in various channels watching you guys, I finally just couldn't 
            keep quiet.
<wolfgang42> You see?
<gwickwire> Ah, okay
<Huon> okay, that would be convincing if I believed there was intelligent 
       conversation in IRC channels


Quote #1144

(After a user signs out of IRC instead of their account on Wikipedia)
<+Superfreak> ...of IRC?
* +Superfreak sighs.
<+Superfreak> I just realised I breathed in deeply while typing that, then exhaled massively as soon as I hit inter.
<+Superfreak> *enter.
<+Superfreak> Synchronised sighing.


Quote #1145

<Huon> sorry, my Latin is too rusty to reply in style


Quote #1146

<Dragonfly6-7> malevolent galactic nematodes
<Fluffernutter> no thanks, I just ate
<Ironholds> I think that exchange demonstrates [#wikipedia-]en-admins quite well


Quote #1147

* ragesoss sorely misses his clickety keyboard.
<Ironholds> ragesoss: I am tempted to get a mechanically-switched keyboard
<Ironholds> after investigation I have discovered it makes writing 30 percent more enjoyable.
<Ironholds> and that's science. can't argue with science.
<marktraceur> Ironholds: Yes you can, that's what makes it science!


Quote #1148

<Helpmebot>        1 user is requesting help: [[User talk:Master of Puppets]] (waiting 02:40:04)
<MasterofPuppets>  Wait, what?
<MasterofPuppets>  Why am I requesting help...
<MasterofPuppets>  !link
<Helpmebot>        http://enwp.org/User_talk:Master_of_Puppets
<MasterofPuppets>  I just woke up from a nap and am a bit hazy.
<MasterofPuppets>  I was staring at this screen for a few seconds thinking "hmm. I 
should go help this Master of Puppets fellow."
<MasterofPuppets>  Then, I realized...


Quote #1149

< Jetro> Carly PUNCH
< Jetro> :D
-!- Carly [~Unknown@pdpc/supporter/student/i-am-treasure] has quit [Ping
    timeout: 252 seconds]
< JohnLewis> Jetro... That must have been a good punch.
< Jetro> That worked rather well.
< Jetro> :D


Quote #1150

< Bucket> There once was a buggy AI/ Who decided her subject should die./ When the plot was
          uncovered/ The subjected discovered/ That sadly the cake was a lie.


Quote #1151

[the question is posed: "How many Arbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"]
<Fluffernutter> Trick question. Arbcom can't agree on whether to use incandescent 
or LED, so they just don't change the bulbs
<Wizardman> Screwing in's the easy part. taking it out to begin with? heh
<InShaneee> my answer: "Just one, but that doesn't count all the people who show 
up to the RfC to finalize the Lightbulb proposal"
<Wizardman> YOU UNSCREWED IT WRONG WAT R U DOIN
<Fluffernutter> alternative answer: Twelve to screw it in, one to leak 
the schematics
<InShaneee> "Unknown, the only electrician recused himself for 
prior involvement"
<Wizardman> Proposed Finding of Fact: Last time we changed the bulb, 
we screwed it in at night. Remedy: Don't screw it in during the daytime.
<Wizardman> ..but in what timezone? Crap, forget i said anything.
<InShaneee> Outside view by NotHelpingAnything: I think we should consider 
the possibility of using a car headlight, there's many benefits to be had
<Fluffernutter> "We don't have a procedure for changing lightbulbs. 
Before we can change anything, we need a motion!"
<Wizardman> Oppose: User is POV pusher who works for the car headlight company
<InShaneee> "As a volunteer encyclopedia, no one has a responsibility 
to change it. Tag the lightbulb, notify Wikiproject Building Maintenence, 
and let things take their course."
<Fluffernutter> "We don't need to figure this out ourselves, we'll just 
pass discretionary lightbulb sanctions and let AE figure it out"
<InShaneee> wait, wait, I've got it. "There is no need for a new lightbulb 
at this time. The current lightbulb is strongly cautioned not to stay burned out."
<Fluffernutter> InShaneee for arbcom!
<Wizardman> Remedy 6: The Local Power Company is reminded to make sure 
the lightbulb actually gets the wattage it needs.
<Wizardman> Meanwhile said company wasn't a party to the case and is 
confused as hell.


Quote #1152

<gwickwire> and are you sure sex is the best ident?
<Susan> What should it be instead?
<gwickwire> well, not sex.
<Susan> buttsex?


Quote #1153

<Mh7kJ> In Soviet Wikimedia Foundationstan, Hackathons attend YOU!


Quote #1154

(Talking about how a file needed to be restored)
<Ktr101> hold on, i'm gonna use WP:refund, just to show i need the damn tools
<legoktm> ahahaha
<legoktm> +1
<Ktr101> i lost that rfa because of an open cci investigation and some spotty afd stuff
<Ktr101> cci=closed, editor who raised hell was explained the situation and now understands 
life, and now i have a good need that is unique
<Ktr101> :D
<legoktm> omg teh candidate voted '''weak keep''' instead of '''strong keep'''. I must 
'''strong oppose''' them. Maybe in 6 years. ~~~~


Quote #1155

<gwickwire> i dont even know = idek
<Vacation9> more acronyms, just what WP needs @_@
<Vacation9> that was ironic


Quote #1156

<AntiSpamMeta> IDoh|Editing: I control myself. I have an AI
<Swob> : O
<Swob> the bot speaks


Quote #1157

<AntiSpamMeta> You can always quote me as long as the quote does not involve something 
extremely obviously intended to be private information
<fwilson> Oh look, AntiSpamMeta's nickserv password


Quote #1158

ArticleWizard142 joined (4cf366db@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.243.102.219)
<+gwickwire> Hey ArticleWizard142, what can we help with?
ArticleWizard142 quit (4cf366db@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.243.102.219) Client Quit
<Pinkbeast> "how to stay logged in"


Quote #1159

(in -en-helpers)
<Someguy1221> that's right
<Someguy1221> how DARE YOU, not put my article on wikipedia
<Someguy1221> what are they paying you people for?
<Someguy1221> this is the worst advertising service i have ever used!!


Quote #1160

(in the Social channel)
<Pine> Carly: are you making PoohBot do your homework?
<PoohBot> Pine: Um... Yes?
<Pine> Isn't that cheating?
<Carly> Pine Poohbot is Mine,I can do everything with him
<PoohBot> Carly: No I don't.
<Carly> is mine and also of Poohbear
<Carly> Poohbot are you mine
<PoohBot> Carly: Well, you're wrong.


Quote #1161

<fwilson> Let's code another voxelbot
<sdamashek> :(
<fwilson> well
<sdamashek> we could redo the awful code
<fwilson> well...
<fwilson> na
<sdamashek> yeah not fun
<sdamashek> :P


Quote #1162

<Philippe> I think that agendas make it hard for new voices to break into 
the conversation. :-)
<Philippe> And they tend to instill artificial structure. and as anyone who's
seen my desk knows, I despise structure.


Quote #1163

<StewardBot> DerHexer changed user rights for Vogone@hewikivoyage from (none) to import with the following comment: temporary needed
* StewardBot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<Bencmq> imported goods scared StewardBot away


Quote #1164

From irc.cluenet.org/clueirc:

< tonyb486> I've decided that compilers are magic
[...]
  < nathan> tonyb486: they are
  < nathan> tonyb486: magic worth studying
[...]
  < jercos> tonyb486: My little program: Compilers are Magic?


Quote #1165

< MartijnH> The following lame joke is brought to you by Graeme
< MartijnH> Pythagoras, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It is Pythagoras' turn
            to look for Newton and Pascal. Pythagoras turns around and starts counting,
            Pascal runs off and hides while Newton draws a box around him 1 metre in length,
            1 metre in width and stands in the middle. Pythagoras turns around and sees
            Newton and says "Aha, I've got you Newton!" to which Newton replies "No you've
            found 1
< MartijnH> Newton per square metre, you've found Pascal!"


Quote #1166

[Some random quotes from HAL-9001, a Markov chain chatterbot in LizardIRC]

[During a conversation about Minecraft]
<%HAL-9001> no more faith in thee than in a chunk

<%HAL-9001> Madman is the most cost-effective way to go home

<%HAL-9001> Gun is automatically reloaded with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart
            cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.

<~FastLizard4> Windows Automatic Updates service is memory leaking again
 * FastLizard4 does `net stop wuauserv`
   <%HAL-9001> Success \o/


Quote #1167

-!- dsvn34kalgj4 is now known as ImALumberjackAndImOkay
-!- bumm13 is now known as ISleepAllNightAndIWorkAllDay
<~FastLizard4> :D
-!- You're now known as ICutDownTreesIEatMyLunchIGoToTheLavatory
<~ICutDownTreesIEatMyLunchIGoToTheLavatory> TLUL: YOur turn
!- TLUL is now known as OnWednesdayIGoShoppingAndHaveButteredSconesForTea
<~ICutDownTreesIEatMyLunchIGoToTheLavatory> :D
-!- JD is now known as ICutDownTreesISkipAndJumpILikeToPressWildFlowers
-!- KFP is now known as IPutOnWomensClothingAndHangAroundInBars
< ImALumberjackAndImOkay> o-___o
< ImALumberjackAndImOkay> watch you forget who is supposed to be who
<~ICutDownTreesIEatMyLunchIGoToTheLavatory> Hey KFP :P
-!- LizardBot is now known as ICutDownTreesIWearHighHeelsSuspendersAndABra
-!- HAL-9001 is now known as IWishIdBeenAGirlieJustLikeMyDearPapa
<!OnWednesdayIGoShoppingAndHaveButteredSconesForTea> There, all done.
<~ICutDownTreesIEatMyLunchIGoToTheLavatory> Great success


Quote #1168

<Huon>  too bad you removed (name)'s comment, I had looked forward to telling 
him that yes, he made those edits, and he should go apologize to the bot
<Demiurge1000>  bots are human too!
<Demiurge1000>  like arbitrators!
<Huon>  weren't arbitrators bots anyway?


Quote #1169

<Huon>  thank the bot, not me, or it'll retaliate
<Huon>  !skynet


Quote #1170

(from #wikipedia-en-help)
<Revent>  Er, dammit, I'm giving the wring links...sec...


Quote #1171

(from #wikimedia-stewards)
<QueenOfFrance>  Much better to call it consensus and just do a private poll among 
Snowolf and QueenOfFrance to see what should be done.


Quote #1172

<Theo10011> There's 2 things we hate - 1- the way things are and 2- Change.


Quote #1173

<Mh7kJ> A Wikipedia without drama is like North Korea without nukes.


Quote #1174

<Nemo_bis> (name): is there a Meta-Wiki page on the project?
<mooeypoo> I prefer smoke signals.


Quote #1175

<Howicus> Ain't no party like an arbcom party cause an arbcom party don't stop
<Howicus> ...until there's a round of blocks


Quote #1176

<T13|sleeps> !tea Huon
* Helpmebot has run out of tea and pours Huon a cup of coffee instead.
<Huon> I really, really dislike that message
<Huon> coffee when I'm looking forward to my virtual tea. Ugh!
<T13|sleeps> !tea
* Helpmebot pours T13|sleeps a cup of tea.
<T13|sleeps> :p
<T13|sleeps> Can we trick it?
<T13|sleeps> !coffee Huon
* Helpmebot has run out of coffee and pours Huon a nice hot cup of tea instead.
<T13|sleeps> Ha!!!
<Huon> lol
<name> reverse psychology to trick HMB


Quote #1177

<Pine> @steward oversight request, please ping if available
<@StewardBot> Stewards: Attention requested by Pine...
<QueenOfFrance> pong
<Pine> PM coming.
<Shirik> QueenOfFrance, he asked for a ping, not a pong, ffs
<QueenOfFrance> Shirik: lol


Quote #1178

<FastLizard4> Technical_13: Are you sure you aren't the one abusing Helpmebot?
<FastLizard4> :p
<Technical_13> I always abuse the bots, I know they secretly like it. ;)


Quote #1179

<Pine> I see your bot working, Sigma!
<SigmaWP> :)
<Pine> Hi Jianhui67
<Jianhui67> SigmaWP: is your bot taking over MiszaBot III's work
<SigmaWP> all of the miszabots, actually
<Pine> All your base are belong to Sigmabot.


Quote #1180

<Nikerabbit> If it quacks like a duck... it still might be only a rubber duck.


Quote #1181

<^d> This channel's boring now.
<bawolff> I'm sure sooner or later someone will screw up their short url config
-!- Vivaporius has joined #mediawiki
<Vivaporius> I had a question about the wiki URLs.
<Vivaporius> Can't seem to get mine to work.
<marktraceur> bawolff: Good call
<bawolff> lol, that's hilarious


Quote #1182

<Ahonc> rillke: what difference between bugs 64883 and 65339?
<russavia> 456


Quote #1183

<naqR0M> massive solar flare affecting freenode
<naqR0M> Yes HELLO....I am trying to signal the International Space Station with my front porch lights


Quote #1184

*** tristanian has joined #wikipedia-en
<tristanian> hello all, i have a question if i may
<tristanian> i am working on an article on a person from Tristan da Cunha and am 
unsure what english wikipedia regards as "independent" sourcing
<iDangerMouse> Hi
<iDangerMouse> tristanian: Like books,
<iDangerMouse> Newspapers
<iDangerMouse> Magazines
<iDangerMouse> Anything newsworthy, to make your article notable
<tristanian> well the issue i am having is that Tristan da Cunha has only 270 people,
and only 6 surnames, so essentially us Tristanians are all related, although not as 
bad as Pitcairn Island
<revent> Ouch.
<iDangerMouse> Well if its newsworthy
<iDangerMouse> you can prove it
<tristanian> so would an article written by someone with the same surname as the subject 
be regarded as "independent" of the subject?
<iDangerMouse> From a book source or what so ever
<iDangerMouse> Books, newspapers etc
<iDangerMouse> Scholars work
<tristanian> we have an island newspaper of course
<iDangerMouse> Local news
<iDangerMouse> is acceptable
<BlastHardcheese> if it's a geographic place people aren't really going to care unless 
you're part of the tourism board or something, just don't repeat government press releases word-for-word
<tristanian> so would an article written by a fellow Tristanian who is not related by name, 
but is also possibly my sister, would that be regarded as independent sourcing?
<revent> BlastHardcheese, ...on a person from... :P
<iDangerMouse> tristanian: not really
<iDangerMouse> tristanian: whats the newspaper, needs to be verified
<iDangerMouse> And that news paper, whatever, has to be recognized
<revent> tristanian, If the person has only been covered by an island newspaper with a 
circulation of 270 people, no matter how many times, I'm sorry to tell you this but a lot 
of people are going to object on grounds of notability.
<tristanian> revent: I have heard that Wikipedia has something called bias
<revent> tristanian, There are, to be honest, many biases in the selection of subjects for 
articles on Wikipedia. Some are intentional, some are just due to what (volunteer) editors 
have been inclined to write about.
<tristanian> yes, i have heard about this bias and how it works, here on Tristan we 
experience this sort of bias as part of our every day life
<tristanian> from only seeing a ship to get off this rock every couple of months to get 
out into the wide world, like seriously, if we could get off this island we probably 
wouldn't sleep with our sisters, which is another thing that we feel bias on
<tristanian> so revent, I totally understand these biases and how they work
<tristanian> but even if i could get off this rock, i'd still sleep with my sister :>
<tristanian> bye all, thanks for help
*** tristanian has quit IRC: Quit: Page closed
* marktraceur cocks head
<marktraceur> What the hell was that
<marktraceur> I'm not sure if he should get banned or be given a barnstar for radical honesty
<revent> marktraceur, Maybe she's hot.
*** tristanian has joined #wikipedia-en
<tristanian> Hi again all, sorry, just wanted to share this video of my island, please enjoy it - 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYfRiJQIX8 - bye
*** tristanian has quit IRC: Client Quit


Quote #1185

''Pine:'' SigmaWP: Revent says that the AfC queue should be kept empty. Can you work on that please?


Quote #1186

<hashar> community --- (elect) --> board --- (designate) ---> executive
director --- (hire)  ---> staff & contractors
<petan> I see it more like: community --- (invent something) ---> foundation
---> (overtake that something) ---> community ----> (send money to foundation
for something they once invented)


Quote #1187

<OlEnglish> meh, I deal with it
<SigmaWP> like five flaming virgin whores


Quote #1188

DGarry quote on mobile-l:
"Hah! I'm starting to feel like "The Combinatorics of Mobile Device Configurations" would be a viable module for a software engineering undergraduate to take..."


Quote #1189

<jamesofur> (name): who needs steward rights, I have db access


Quote #1190

       <&TLUL> Anyways, I should go to bed now
<~FastLizard4> Hehe
<~FastLizard4> nini
       <&TLUL> 'nini
     <@bumm13> g'nite FastLizard
<~FastLizard4> I'm not going to bed, TLUL is :P
     <@bumm13> oh ok
     <@bumm13> g'nite TLUL
       <&TLUL> I'm not going to bed, bumm13 is :P
     <@bumm13> lol
       <&TLUL> 'night bumm13
<~FastLizard4> EVERYONE'S GOING TO BED!
<~FastLizard4> </oprah>
       <&TLUL> YOU GET A BE
       <&TLUL> dammit!
       <&TLUL> FastLizard4 got there first
<~FastLizard4> :P
       <&TLUL> The internet is a strange place where things like that can happen
       <&TLUL> Two people trying to reference Oprah

[... a little later ...]

       <&TLUL> Before I go, comment of the week:
               https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/32z4vp/til_that_the_rabbit_used_in_monty_python_and_the/
   <%HAL-9001> [ TIL that the rabbit used in Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a real
               rabbit. Also, the crew used a red dye which they thought was washable, but
               then had to halt shooting while they desperately attem ] - www.reddit.com
<~FastLizard4> TLUL:
               https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/32z4vp/til_that_the_rabbit_used_in_monty_python_and_the/cqgaxqx
   <%HAL-9001> [ A0220R comments on TIL that the rabbit used in Monty Python and the
               Holy Grail was a real rabbit. Also, the crew used a red dye which they
               thought was washable, but then had to halt shooting while the ] -
               www.reddit.com
<~FastLizard4> God fucking dammit
<~FastLizard4> TLUL: This is getting a little creepy :P
       <&TLUL> Did you just try and link the exact same fucking thing?
<~FastLizard4> Yup
       <&TLUL> We're converging!
<~FastLizard4> :O
<~FastLizard4> ...It's too late (early?) for me to have a witty response to that :P


Quote #1191

(In freenode/##werewolf, after MJ94 joined a game)

<+werelizard> MJ94: Get back to work, slave ;)
      <+MJ94> werelizard: no u
      <+MJ94> I'm not on the cock
      <+MJ94> clock


Quote #1192

<&MJ94> diamond hoe = my stripper name


Quote #1193

<@lykos> ♪ On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, ♪ 12 hunters hunting, 11 pipers piping,
         10 fools-a-lynching, 9 harlots dancing, 8 cows-a-mooing, 7 wolves-a-killing, 6 drunks-a-drinking,
         ♪♪5 gold totems♪♪, 4 votes for random, 3 idle vils, 2 silver bullets, and a werecrow in a pear
         tree ♪

Instructions

Here you shall find the collected works of m:BASH and some other quotes from elsewhere that I have found particularly funny.

Use the quote selection box in the sidebar (or at the bottom of the page) to select the quote you want!

Searching Quotes

You can now search (yes, by text) through the quotes database to locate quotes! Useful if you were looking for a certain quote, but only remember a word or two in it. Just see the "search" section in the sidebar to the left or at the bottom of the page (generally, it's in the sidebar). Note that there are two buttons, Search and Regex Search. Use the Search button if you just want to perform a standard fulltext search on the term you entered. However, if you are familiar with Perl-Compatible Regular Expressions (AKA PCREs or pregs), you can instead enter a regex and use the Regex Search button. Remember to include the delimiters if you're using a regex!

NOTE: If you wish to search for >, <, or & in either a regex search or a normal search, you must use &gt;, &lt;, or &amp;, respectively.

Quote Comments

About Comments: Comments (not actually part of the quote) are wrapped in @$ and $@ in the raw quotes file, however, these comments are normally hidden (shown as HTML comments when the source code is viewed) when the quote is parsed by the program and shown to you below. However, you can "show" the comments, causing them to appear inline with the quote as green italicized text. To show/hide the comments, see the controls in the sidebar. Everything wrapped in #$ and $# in the quotes file are always shown as HTML comments. The cookie that contains the setting will expire at the end of the session (when you close your browser). By default, the comments are hidden.

WARNING

Warning: Some of these quotes contain language unsuitable for children, BASH commands unsuitable for Windows users, and humor unsuitable for non-Wikipedians or those with an expired copy of sense of humor (which can be updated by running sudo apt-get upgrade or by running sudo /usr/bin/humor --get-updates in your brain's shell).

Attribution

This program's code adapted from the Wikipedia PHP Quote Tool [no longer online :(] devloped by Michael Billington.

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