FastLizard4's IRC Quote Collection! :: Simple Interface

FastLizard4's list of all time favorite IRC quotes for infinite loldongs!

Please be aware that some (but not all) of the quotes here are NSFW. You may wish to exercise caution when viewing them if you are in the vicinity of bosses, coworkers, children, secret agents, or parents, or if you are yourself a minor. In addition, quotes that aren't outright NSFW often otherwise contain crude/mature humor, offensive jokes, bad language, high-level mathematics, science jokes, Wikipedia jokes, computer programmer jokes, bad puns, politically incorrect material, and/or injokes. You have been warned.

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This program's code adapted from the Wikipedia PHP Quote Tool [no longer online :(] devloped by Michael Billington. A good many, if not most, of the quotes on display here are from Wikipedia's infamous m:BASH repository.

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