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Quote #239

<nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ
<nenolod_> ;p
<nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES
<Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot
<Werdna> lolz
<CableModem> wtf?
<Werdna> <nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut.
(#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net)
<twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding
shape
<Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow.
<nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol!
<Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell.
<Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it.
<Dcoetzee> It just ignores them.
* Werdna giggles
<Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time.
<CableModem> haha.
<bumm13> :#
<Ssha> CableModem: What?
<Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity!
<CableModem> huh?
<CableModem> yeah
<Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.

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This program's code adapted from the Wikipedia PHP Quote Tool [no longer online :(] devloped by Michael Billington. A good many, if not most, of the quotes on display here are from Wikipedia's infamous m:BASH repository.

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