FastLizard4's IRC Quote Collection! :: Simple Interface
FastLizard4's list of all time favorite IRC quotes for infinite loldongs!
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Quote #239 <nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ <nenolod_> ;p <nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES <Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot <Werdna> lolz <CableModem> wtf? <Werdna> <nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut. (#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net) <twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding shape <Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow. <nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p <CableModem> LOL <CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol! <Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell. <Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it. <Dcoetzee> It just ignores them. * Werdna giggles <Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time. <CableModem> haha. <bumm13> :# <Ssha> CableModem: What? <Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity! <CableModem> huh? <CableModem> yeah <Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.
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This program's code adapted from the Wikipedia PHP Quote Tool [no longer online :(] devloped by Michael Billington. A good many, if not most, of the quotes on display here are from Wikipedia's infamous m:BASH repository.
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