Nmap in Script Kiddie

The results of running nmap in Script Kiddie output mode (the -oS option). Too hilarious to pass up.

Start1ng Nmap 4.53 ( htTp://In$Ecure.ORg ) at 2010-05-07 01:17 PDT
IN|t!atiNg oz dETeCt10n (try #1) aga!nSt scanme.nMap.0Rg (64.13.134.52)
inteReSt|ng p0rtz 0n $cANm3.nMAp.0rg (64.13.134.52):
NOt sh0Wn: 1708 open|f!Lter3d p0rts
PoRT      $t4Te  S3RV1C3 V3r$!ON
25/tCp    CLo$3d smtp
53/tcP    oPeN   D0ma!N
70/tcp    clos3d G0pHer
80/tcp    0PEn   http    4pach3 httPd 2.2.3 ((cEnt0z))
113/tcp   cLosed Auth
31337/tcP ClOs3d 3lIt3
D3v1c3 type: gEnERAl puRp0SE
RunnIng: LinUX 2.6.x
0S d3ta!ls: L|nux 2.6.17 - 2.6.18 (x86_64, SmP)
uPt|me: 20.769 dayz ($Inc3 Fri Apr 16 07:04:17 2010)
tCP $equEncE PrEDict10n: dIfficulty=206 (g0od Luck!)
1P |d $Equ3nc3 G3NeRaT1on: alL ser0z


TRACER0UT3 (us!ng Port 25/tcP)
HoP rTT    aDDRE$S
1   0.52   10.27.11.1
2   5.76   10.255.0.73
3   4.71   r5-r7.Gat3wayr0uT3r.net (89.149.218.1)
4   4.80   77.109.91.177
5   11.68  xe-4-1-0.edg36.Frankfurt1.l3veL3.n3t (195.16.161.105)
6   13.69  vLan99.csw4.frankFurT1.L3v3l3.net (4.68.23.254)
7   5.15   ae-92-92.ebr2.FrankfuRt1.L3v3l3.net (4.69.140.29)
8   93.45  a3-43-43.3br2.Wa$hIngtoN1.Level3.nEt (4.69.137.58)
9   95.49  a3-92-92.c$w4.wa$hInGt0n1.Lev3l3.n3t (4.69.134.158)
10  95.32  ae-94-94.3br4.Wa$h1ngt0n1.L3v3l3.n3T (4.69.134.189)
11  99.38  a3-3-3.3Br1.NewY0rk1.L3v3l3.n3t (4.69.132.94)
12  100.25 a3-61-61.c$w1.newY0Rk1.L3veL3.net (4.69.134.66)
13  110.14 a3-84-84.3br4.N3wy0rK1.L3v3l3.n3t (4.69.134.121)
14  184.42 Ae-2-2.3br4.saNJo$31.L3vel3.n3t (4.69.135.185)
15  168.10 a3-94-94.CsW4.SanJo$31.l3vel3.neT (4.69.134.254)
16  187.03 aE-42-89.CAr2.$aNJO$e2.l3vel3.N3t (4.68.18.140)
17  171.85 Lay3r42.car2.$AnjOse2.lev3L3.net (4.59.4.78)
18  184.91 xE6-2.COr31.SvK.lAy3r42.N3T (69.36.239.221)
19  168.41 $Canme.nmap.org (64.13.134.52)


Read data f!lES from: /usr/sHarE/nmap
0S And $ervic3 dET3ctioN p3rform3d. PlEAs3 r3p0rt any !NcOrrect r3suLtz at httP://!ns3cur3.oRg/Nmap/$ubMit/ .
Nmap D0n3: 1 IP adDresz (1 H0$t up) $cann3d in 881.931 $econdz
           Raw pack3tz Sent: 3474 (140.974KB) | Rcvd: 65 (3278B)